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jakeslop @okbuddycomputer.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

going to see these guys at a sold out 250 cap venue tonight, pray I don't get moshed into a fine paste

youtu.be

I AM THE SUBMARINE

YouTube video by The Barbarians Of California - Topic

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jakeslop @okbuddycomputer.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

upon reflection it's probably not very radical acceptance of me to obsessively google "am i aromantic" "autism ruin everything" "why everything no joy -ai" after the breakup but w/e

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jakeslop @okbuddycomputer.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

they should invent a trailer hitch that has a butt plug on the end so you can haul it without a truck

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jakeslop @okbuddycomputer.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

how come online feminism 10 years ago was "patriarchy and adherence to gender binary is what chains us to patterns of oppressive behavior" and now it's "I HATE gender roles but I would NEVER EVER EVER EVER DECONSTRUCT ONE"

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jakeslop @okbuddycomputer.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

sexual shame is a motherfucker. how do you not feel like a disgusting creep for feeling sexual attraction and/or propositioning consenting potential partners. is that a thing people do? does the masc presenting person always have to do it? how do i not feel creepy even if i know i'm not being creepy

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jakeslop @okbuddycomputer.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

really sucks how much conflict and abuse stems from people with justified anger towards systems that hurt them and then rather than find a way to contribute to dismantling that system they instead seek to feel powerful by recreating a micro version of that same system but with them at the top

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jakeslop @okbuddycomputer.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

come hither, Barbara, let us partake in the festivities

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jakeslop @okbuddycomputer.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

I don't really play games anymore except the occasional friendslop, is apex legends still a thing? played for like 2yrs and stopped when it became clear respawn was never making any titanfall content ever again lol

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jakeslop @okbuddycomputer.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

when I smoke on the porch he looks at me like this and dances thru the window the whole time

my parrot behind window glass looking inquisitively at camera. he is grey with a green tummy and yellow head and wing tips with orange eyes

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jakeslop @okbuddycomputer.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

I think too many ppl are too preoccupied with being in a relationship and not worried enough about if they like the person they're in a relationship with

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jakeslop @okbuddycomputer.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

old people when they drive through the same roundabout/traffic circle that has been a part of their daily route for over a decade:

woman screaming in fear in a drifting car

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jakeslop @okbuddycomputer.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

opps tryna cancel me for being Too Supple

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jakeslop @okbuddycomputer.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

fuck marry kill: lola bunny jessica rabbit judy hops

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jakeslop @okbuddycomputer.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Albanian obama be like uhh my fellow Albanians

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jakeslop @okbuddycomputer.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

pain is piss leaving the body (pee hurt)

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jakeslop @okbuddycomputer.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

Fyi I have made a new rule that if I start despairposting again I have to do it in meme form

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jakeslop @okbuddycomputer.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

EFF looked into it and appears to be a false alarm. just evil in the regular fascism way

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jakeslop @okbuddycomputer.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

the "election integrity" docs posted by the white house today contain malware lmfao

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palsy 🧉🍂 @hey-its-qalsy.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

"average zoomer fucks 3 people a lifetime" factoid actualy just statistical error. average person fucks 30 people per lifetime. Misogynist Georg, who lives in basement & solemnly masturbates over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

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jakeslop @okbuddycomputer.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

v unfair that it's much easier to live according to one's values when those values fucking suck

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jakeslop @okbuddycomputer.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

is it possible to be aromantic but not asexual? is that a thing

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jakeslop @okbuddycomputer.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

zoomers: asking any millennial if they're from Portland is a microaggression

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jakeslop @okbuddycomputer.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

too many of you changed your usernames I log out for like 4 weeks and idk who's who

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to bebop or not to bebop 🌹🔨 @beansnbops.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

of all things pon which mine visage hath gazed twas the most comical, milord

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jakeslop @okbuddycomputer.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

prithee, young mortimer, fix thy gaze upon me, for by the grace of the almighty I have become not merely richard, but gherkin richard

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Audio Antihero (Josaleigh Pollett LP Out 7/24!) @audioantihero.bandcamp.com · 19/05/2026

OUT NOW: Josaleigh Pollett (@brosaleigh.bsky.social) - “The Witness” single. Stream: recordu.lnk.to/the_witness @bandcamp.com album pre-orders (vinyl / digital): josaleighpollett.bandcamp.com/album/if-i-l... Listen to it three or more times right now.

recordu.lnk.to

Josaleigh Pollett, Crowd Shy - The Witness

Listen to The Witness by Josaleigh Pollett, Crowd Shy.

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jakeslop @okbuddycomputer.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

I wanna know Have you ever seen the boobs?

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jakeslop @okbuddycomputer.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

I'm having some pretty intense cognitive decline irl lately and can't do shit for fuck and i probably won't be on here except sporadically for a while but thx for being internet pals and letting me reply guy everywhere good times

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jakeslop @okbuddycomputer.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

they should make a guy named "tim 'wacky axes' Binterson" whose spacetime dimensions are swapped so like he can exist at any time in history wherever he is but he can only ever physically go left

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jakeslop @okbuddycomputer.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

i'm so horny i could fuck a horse

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jakeslop @okbuddycomputer.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

it's walkies time again... you already know wtf is up #walkiesnation

Selfie of me, white masc person with shoulder length blond hair wearing bicolor navy/Green shirt

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jakeslop @okbuddycomputer.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

thomas the tank engine taught me that my only value to those around me was the work me utility I could perform for others, or, how useful of an engine I was. kill the tank engine inside your mind

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jakeslop @okbuddycomputer.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

bandcamp friday on may day??? we are donating our merch sales to our friend xochi to help her apply for US citizenship. as you can imagine it is difficult being a trans immigrant rn so all help is appreciated. grab a vinyl or a shirt!!! Or don't!! idk

raygunyouth.bandcamp.com

Second Estate, by Ray Gun Youth

11 track album

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jakeslop @okbuddycomputer.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

equality win! you can now be openly a nazi as a democrat OR republican!

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jakeslop @okbuddycomputer.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

it's fucking hilarious that old people and chuds are actually scared to death to go outside in minneapolis, chicago, or any major metro, but also the mania and fear that these ppl have echoes the genocidal xenophobia Israelis express regularly and it's easy to see where this mania leads if unchecked

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jakeslop @okbuddycomputer.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

I'm very grateful for the rapid positive changes in my life over the last 5 years but goddamn. being a late bloomer is fucking embarrassing sometimes. wdym an early 30s divorced he/they wants to "learn how to act at parties"

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jakeslop @okbuddycomputer.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

should I go to may day celebrations in mpls and find a beautiful any pronouns with hips dressed like a boxcar vagabond to throw a fireworks at me while harsh noise plays in the background

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jakeslop @okbuddycomputer.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

this shit is lowkey propaganda by the elites to sow discord among the poors. you don't have to have a doctorate to build a guillotine and i'll take dumb over evil any day

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jakeslop @okbuddycomputer.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

for ppl who have boobs. how do you switch them to laser mode? like where is the button 🤔

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jakeslop @okbuddycomputer.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

in this world it's simp or be sumped upon

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jakeslop @okbuddycomputer.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

i really want to try more psychedelics (jake ego death speedrun any %). my only experience so far was with mushrooms once that felt v underwhelming. I feel lame af tho bc all my friends are over drugs because they actually got to have fun in their 20s so on my own there

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jakeslop @okbuddycomputer.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

hard at work at the he/they factory to afford my parrot's luxury pellets and extravagant lifestyle

me at work with safety goggles using a drill press. Well not at the moment the pic was taken that would be a safety hazard

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