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@okbuddycomputer.bsky.social
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vox + guitar @raygunyouthmusic.com 31 midwest usa he/they bird son haver idiot music leftist bullshit

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jakeslop @okbuddycomputer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
drove on mn-62 minding my own business to get to work when I peep a bumper sticker on the car that made me laugh really hard. attempted to recreate here
Bumper sticker reading "I hate mn-62!!"
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jakeslop @okbuddycomputer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
they really be like this
mr krabs eating he giant pill
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jakeslop @okbuddycomputer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
hormble chormblehormble chormble
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jakeslop @okbuddycomputer.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
@tidal someone goofed
TIDAL screenshot showing the cover of black Sabbath's master of reality with the caption "55th anniversary / Black Sabbath / Origin of Symmetry" (which is a muse album)
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jakeslop @okbuddycomputer.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
when I smoke on the porch he looks at me like this and dances thru the window the whole time
my parrot behind window glass looking inquisitively at camera. he is grey with a green tummy and yellow head and wing tips with orange eyes
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jakeslop @okbuddycomputer.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
old people when they drive through the same roundabout/traffic circle that has been a part of their daily route for over a decade:
woman screaming in fear in a drifting car
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jakeslop @okbuddycomputer.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
ATTENTION: do NOT open or unzip any files posted today by whitehouse.gov ---> we caught irregular activity leading us to believe this was a multipronged scraping attack targeting at least two Operating Systems (Windows and MacOSX)
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jakeslop @okbuddycomputer.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
proof of jife
me standing in red shirt and blue capMe playing show with band wearing propeller hat My bird hanging from lights
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jakeslop @okbuddycomputer.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
spot the difference
me fuckin dripped the fuck out in red windbreaker blue yellow pink color block shirt and yellow sneakersdoggy with propeller hat and lollipop
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jakeslop @okbuddycomputer.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
it's walkies time again... you already know wtf is up #walkiesnation
Selfie of me, white masc person with shoulder length blond hair wearing bicolor navy/Green shirtpretty trees and sunsetmy parrot bowie in his carrier
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jakeslop @okbuddycomputer.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
the color turned out super sick btw. you know you want one oooooh
ray gun youth second estate on vinyl (pink)
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jakeslop @okbuddycomputer.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
as an ex-mormon I can clock em a mile away
Johnson was born in Provo, Utah,[14][15][16] and raised in neighboring Springville,[8] as a middle child with a brother and a sister. After his parents divorced, Johnson lived with his mother and his stepfather, who owned a trucking company. At 19, Johnson became a Latter-day Saint missionary, also known as a Mormon, customary for young men in the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, and spent two years in Ecuador.[2]

Johnson graduated with a Bachelor of Arts in international studies from Brigham Young University in 2003 and a Master of Business Administration from the University of Chicago Booth School of Business in 2007.[14][17]
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jakeslop @okbuddycomputer.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
I thought that was jan 1
What Are The Two Universal Birthdays For Horses?

Horses have a universal birthday to make telling the age of a horse easier. Horses of the Northern Hemisphere, especially racehorses, have the birthday of January 1st. This was set in place in the mid-1800s when several different horse racing associations came to the agreement that racehorses would have the universal birthday of January first no matter when in the year they were born. This eventually became the universal birthday for all horses in the Northern Hemisphere
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jakeslop @okbuddycomputer.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
hard at work at the he/they factory to afford my parrot's luxury pellets and extravagant lifestyle
me at work with safety goggles using a drill press. Well not at the moment the pic was taken that would be a safety hazard
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jakeslop @okbuddycomputer.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
I can fix that!!!!
me w my parrot
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jakeslop @okbuddycomputer.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
related
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jakeslop @okbuddycomputer.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
my small bird doing silly face
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jakeslop @okbuddycomputer.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
I love me a t30 but this one is a Yamaha ssc500 that I adore! old yamaha stuff is super slept on imo
me playing the guitar in the pic with a clearer view of the whole guitar
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jakeslop @okbuddycomputer.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
now he climbed on my leg for Hugs With Daddy™️
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jakeslop @okbuddycomputer.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
when bowie is bored and wants attention he walk around on the floor occasionally muttering "here" (what he tells me to demand something, usually attention or food) and bonking his beak on the hardwood. he looks so tiny and silly though compared to all the stuff lol. like lil man you weigh mf 4oz
my parrot on the floor among my music gear, he is very small and appears dwarfed by my guitar
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jakeslop @okbuddycomputer.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
for me. dragline excavator
bhp electric dragline excavator
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jakeslop @okbuddycomputer.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
new DIY puzzle touy success
my parrot trying to pull a popsicle stick from the side of a bottle to make treats and chew toys fall out
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jakeslop @okbuddycomputer.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
he play swing
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jakeslop @okbuddycomputer.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
1ST DAY WARM ENOUGH 4 SHORTS AT WORK CAN I GET AN M IN THE CHAT
me in shorts
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jakeslop @okbuddycomputer.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
he lifts his head like this when he wants scratches on his neck lmfao
my parrot asking me to gently scratch his neck with his head thrown back humorously
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jakeslop @okbuddycomputer.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
fuck you I'm daria now. I'm daria Jake morty
daria Jake morty
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jakeslop @okbuddycomputer.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
I Am Going To Record So Many Tapes
Early 90s practically mint RCA VCR camcorder I was given
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jakeslop @okbuddycomputer.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
this slop has officially gone too far. they got AI in hannah montana linux now nowhere is safe. this was my sanctuary
Hannah Montana Linux desktop environment with copilot window
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jakeslop @okbuddycomputer.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
bowie bird
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jakeslop @okbuddycomputer.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
warm means sit by river time (feat. bowie in the Birdy Backpack™)
selfie of me. masc white person with wavy blond hair. beside me is a mesh carrier backpack with my parrot inside. we sittin by the river
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jakeslop @okbuddycomputer.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
"Hi! I'm your Starbucks AI. What are you in the mood to--" "WASP CUP"
wasp cup
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jakeslop @okbuddycomputer.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Eststtzxcccdsssssssdx ;; ;; ;; ; o , - Bowie
My parrot bowie
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jakeslop @okbuddycomputer.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
oh... you meant like the kind for books...
Nintendo e reader mounted on a game boy advance
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jakeslop @okbuddycomputer.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
I love being a back sleeper bc everyone hates me for being objectively correct
Patrick in chains (good name for an alice in chains cover band that only covers goofy goober rock)
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jakeslop @okbuddycomputer.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
"Dad why is my sister's name Dad?"

"because your mother loves Dad" 

"wow thanks Dad"

"no problem Dad"
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jakeslop @okbuddycomputer.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
like
me rn wearing very colorful striped shirt
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jakeslop @okbuddycomputer.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
peter strawberry
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jakeslop @okbuddycomputer.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
yes omg exactly
fake book cover of an animorphs book with the study of frog into neptune superimposed on the cover as to fit the motif. cover reads: AMNINORHPS / First him frog... then guy??? fuck,,, / The Invasion / K.A. Applegate
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jakeslop @okbuddycomputer.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
why is your gig german
The post you're responding to was marked as being written in German by its author. Would you like to reply in German?
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jakeslop @okbuddycomputer.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
he is a tiny aura factory (with fair wages and a union)
my parrot, a grey/green/yellow small bird, sits on his branch while preening his feathers in the sunlight
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jakeslop @okbuddycomputer.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
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jakeslop @okbuddycomputer.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
new song titles might need a rethink
a list of 4 wav files in vlc: oxidation.wav, glue baby.wav, santiago.wav, and ten donuts.wav
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jakeslop @okbuddycomputer.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Weezer - Pinkerton (1996)
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jakeslop @okbuddycomputer.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
99 percent of having him is just keeping him entertained by making random shit into toys for him
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jakeslop @okbuddycomputer.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
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jakeslop @okbuddycomputer.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
lots of fossils here. I wonder what this guy liked to do back in his day
a fossil of what appears to be some kind of mollusc
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jakeslop @okbuddycomputer.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
going on bird walkies to the river bc I'm def manic posting sorry everyone
my parrot in his walkies backpack overlooking the Mississippi river
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jakeslop @okbuddycomputer.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Fred Armisen as adult baby
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jakeslop @okbuddycomputer.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Fuck you I look hot in. This. Is it gay to be hot fellas
me band guitar hot (shirt says to do list: your mom (your mom is crossed out as if to  imdicate this task was completed
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jakeslop @okbuddycomputer.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
gigachad
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