Reposted by Joseph MastronJoseph Mastron @ohyeahlasers.bsky.social · 10/09/2025I'm less into Roko's Basilisk and more into Frankenstein's monster. We should not attempt to create yet another god to serve. We should play god and make the next generation of flawed humanoids, without perfection as the goal. This is existential: make co-equal symbionts, not apex predators. 011
Joseph Mastron @ohyeahlasers.bsky.social · 11/03/2026Hi! It seems like we've lost the ability to search dyes by if they have a 2P spectrum - in fact it seems some dyes that use to have them may have lost them. Big ones like GCaMP for example. Is there a way to add these? 200
Joseph Mastron @ohyeahlasers.bsky.social · 14/02/2026This valentine's, we at *brand* want to remind you that the reason you're single is you haven't given us your money yet. 000
Joseph Mastron @ohyeahlasers.bsky.social · 27/01/2026This is an era of unlikely bedfellows. It's time for 2nd amdt activists to join in resistance. When a permitted gun-owner is murdered despite not touching his weapon he was lawfully carrying, how is that not more of an affront to the 2nd amendment? No govt should be empowered to murder civilians. 000
Joseph Mastron @ohyeahlasers.bsky.social · 27/01/2026Even a well-intentioned Federal Government regularly fails in duty-of-care to citizens. They shot a teenage boy & his mom at Ruby Ridge. They escalated hostilities that derailed negotiations with a doomsday cult in Waco. They will continue to murder in Minneapolis and elsewhere. They will not stop. 100
Joseph Mastron @ohyeahlasers.bsky.social · 15/12/2025This is what AI is doing to your microscope images. You can trust your lasers but do you trust your pipeline? 08736
Joseph Mastron @ohyeahlasers.bsky.social · 29/11/2025If we're all in agreement to regulate/restrict gambling, may I also propose derivatives/futures/shorts/stock speculation/all cryptocurrency? Gambling (with everyone else's money/future) shouldn't be legal for the rich either. 090
Reposted by Joseph MastronDave Levitan @davelevitan.bsky.social · 25/11/2025Google at its peak was basically the best information retrieval system in human history and they and every competitor decided going from there to “you didn’t want answers you wanted half-assed auto-complete 80%-wrong hallucinations” in a few years was the right idea 292160353420
Reposted by Joseph MastronSociety for Neuroscience @sfn.org · 17/11/2025The #SfN25 poster floor is buzzing with innovative studies and breakthrough discoveries. Get lost in the science and find inspiration at every turn! #neurosky #neuroskyence 1144
Joseph Mastron @ohyeahlasers.bsky.social · 17/11/2025Me: Can I get a Dr. House? Mom: We have a Dr. House at home The Dr. House at home: (It me, I sprained my ankle) 030
Reposted by Joseph MastronWRONG or METAPHYSICAL IN NATURE @jsthrill.modphi.com · 16/11/2025I assume this is the clip being subtweeted 1113
Reposted by Joseph MastronA.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 10/11/2025Democrats in office need to know: all of us with very few exceptions want all of you with very few exception to lose your god damn jobs because you refuse to do them. 423998904
Reposted by Joseph MastronIan Potter @ianzpotter.bsky.social · 10/11/2025Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate. 121177666871
Reposted by Joseph MastronMark Peifer (He, him) @peiferlabunc.bsky.social · 08/11/2025You are embarrassing yourself by lauding this monster. Do you defend these views, which he held lifelong. Where is the "nuance in these words?" Shame! liorpachter.wordpress.com/2018/05/18/j...liorpachter.wordpress.comJames Watson in his own words“Some anti-Semitism is justified” “Whenever you interview fat people, you feel bad, because you know you’re not going to hire them” “Japan should be bombed for d… 1167
Joseph Mastron @ohyeahlasers.bsky.social · 31/10/2025We have the collective power to limit suffering and embrace love and mercy. Stop looking for god out there and start doing the right thing, and you'll find god is right there with you. 000
Joseph Mastron @ohyeahlasers.bsky.social · 31/10/2025When your hands feed a starving baby, that's the divine spark acting in you and through you. And when you starve the baby, that's the manichaean opposite, satan in christocentric terms, acting in you. The gnostics got it right, no one alone is god but collectively we make up all the shattered parts. 100
Joseph Mastron @ohyeahlasers.bsky.social · 27/10/2025Presumably like a tangerine but 3 slices upsvex••westchron on the quaternion flavor surface, so nothing like a tangerine and more like the difference between what you remember a tangerine to be like and what it actually is, with a faint taste of ultraviolet added. 010
Joseph Mastron @ohyeahlasers.bsky.social · 24/10/2025"No you see this 1488 tatto is just in honor of the year Bartolomeu Dias rounded the Cape of Good Hope, why, what did you possibly think it could have meant? Oh, that? Well, guess I'll cover it up with a nice omega *coverup tattoo of an odal rune*" 000
Joseph Mastron @ohyeahlasers.bsky.social · 24/10/2025The figshare link says the title of the paper and then... nature methods says it doesn't exist and a google search only returns that figshare page. So uh this paper might not exist. 110
Reposted by Joseph MastronJosh Sternberg @joshsternberg.com · 23/10/2025“The president demolished the White House.” “The president politicized the FBI and DOJ to go after his opponents.” “The president is why life is more expensive today.” “The president was besties with Epstein.” Messaging isn’t hard and makes you wonder why Dems aren’t saying this every day. 50188902855
Joseph Mastron @ohyeahlasers.bsky.social · 23/10/2025Why do First Class tickets get their own shorter TSA lane? Doesn't this violate the equal protection clause? Isn't this clearly discrimination based on wealth? I can understand precheck because you pay to get cleared in advance. But that doesn't hold water for general security. 000
Joseph Mastron @ohyeahlasers.bsky.social · 23/10/2025The actual numbers are made-up bullshit and he's generally made prices go up. But what he's trying to communicate is the inverse of markup. If I mark up by 600%, the new price is 7x the old. So "-600%" he's trying to communicate a new price 1/7 of the old. We don't have good language to convey this. 000
Joseph Mastron @ohyeahlasers.bsky.social · 23/10/2025Yes, and as someone who has had a bad experience, I would like people to be aware that sometimes they can also threaten lives, especially when underlying health shifts and obviates the need for them. They are valuable and lifesaving and also require caution due to danger. Two things can be true. 000
Reposted by Joseph MastronAndy Kostrub @andrewkostrub.bsky.social · 23/10/2025Updating my LEGO White House 7814691010958
Joseph Mastron @ohyeahlasers.bsky.social · 23/10/2025As an expert in a field, our easy explanations are often oversimplifications for "it's very complex and we barely understand it but it seems to follow these models," but also I have experienced at least one thing that cannot be explained without assuming metaphysics, so I am reluctant to discuss it. 000
Reposted by Joseph MastronGianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 21/10/2025Mamdani is already getting the criminals out of NYC! 878216343282
Joseph Mastron @ohyeahlasers.bsky.social · 11/10/2025It's all intersectional, the very idea that you can dictate who fits where within the hierarchy, whether based on race or orientation or labor rank, presumes the hierarchy must exist. There must be a power differential to abuse power. 000
Joseph Mastron @ohyeahlasers.bsky.social · 11/10/2025Shrug I'm just going to assume your opinion is a spinor so 360° is a spin flip, and you need 2x360° to achieve the initial state. 020
Joseph Mastron @ohyeahlasers.bsky.social · 11/10/2025I believe in unions and strong labor and abolition from unjust hierarchy, where all stakeholders are continued and no one is exploited. And also the only way to do this is with pluralism. You have to let people be free to disagree. Reconciliation of adversarial positions is how we improve consensus. 1102
Joseph Mastron @ohyeahlasers.bsky.social · 11/10/2025Same with Reagan/Bush era conservatives, yes we disagree on economic fundamentals but right now the very baseline of civil and plural society is under attack, and preserving this common ground is how we make disagreement safe and possible. Labor freedom requires bedrock democracy, not autocracy. 1173
Joseph Mastron @ohyeahlasers.bsky.social · 11/10/2025Let's be fair here: almost always, the right and center (and even center-left) sell out their society to fascism rather than see the left in power. So when groups I disagree with often, like Cato, take principled stands for good values, that's above average. Uncanny allies are still allies. 1202
Joseph Mastron @ohyeahlasers.bsky.social · 11/10/2025For example, see this preprint on arxiv that found mechanical constraints (skull case size) correlate much more strongly to brain folding than phylogeny, it's preserved across the whole clade, with diverged species with similar skull size being more similar than closely related with different sizes. 100
Joseph Mastron @ohyeahlasers.bsky.social · 11/10/2025Not to be contrarian, but perhaps we should start from the hypothesis that the mileu in which an organism evolved might play a role in how it develops. Biological/Biochemical processes exist in a world with physics, so it should not come as a surprise that biology relies on mechanical forces. 110
Joseph Mastron @ohyeahlasers.bsky.social · 11/10/2025In a functioning society, we would regulate these technologies. Instead, we're pushing technologies that lie extremely convincingly without real safeguards. I'm not anti-AI as a tool, but Abliterated (safeguards removed) models are freely available and I have run them locally. It's already too late 010
Joseph Mastron @ohyeahlasers.bsky.social · 10/10/2025If no one is using this to determine the jungian archetype of the concept of fish, they should be 010
Joseph Mastron @ohyeahlasers.bsky.social · 10/10/2025The cruelty with which they go after non-citizens indiscriminately is itself a threat of what they will do when they go after citizens like they are openly saying they are planning to do. 040
Reposted by Joseph MastronAda Palmer @adapalmer.bsky.social · 10/10/2025If you look up “heretic” in the OED, you’ll find the oldest use of the word recorded in English is the sentence “The kyng said & did crie the pope was heretike” (c. 1330, Mannyng’s Chronicle). 2351
Joseph Mastron @ohyeahlasers.bsky.social · 10/10/2025Please not like Borgia. Pius III/Piccolomini has the Humanist agenda we really need to meet the moment. 070
Reposted by Joseph MastronJen Rubin @jenrubin.bsky.social · 09/10/2025someone should tell Trump they don't give the Peace Prize to people who blow up boats and murder those on high seas nor to those who deploy military against their own people. NEVER. 1333357728
Joseph Mastron @ohyeahlasers.bsky.social · 09/10/2025My perhaps more controversial opinion is that scientists should know their experiments and data noise sources well enough to be able to produce realistic fake data, and also be selected for the integrity to never ever do so. At least with this crowd, when they fake it, they do it badly. 010
Joseph Mastron @ohyeahlasers.bsky.social · 09/10/2025Yeah, science tries to prove itself wrong. And what survives gets refined, and we all get better knowledge, and hopefully that converges to the truth. There are some notable instances of bubbles/consenses that end up being upended, but that's the error of human nature, not the ideal process. 110
Joseph Mastron @ohyeahlasers.bsky.social · 08/10/2025The biggest divide right now is between people who believe all of us are worthy of dignity and happiness and those who believe that only a few are. They view it as a threat to western society because to them, society is the nobility, and the rest have never mattered. 040
Joseph Mastron @ohyeahlasers.bsky.social · 08/10/2025The problem is they define human life narrowly as the moneyed classes who get to enjoy the beauty the world has to offer. And the rest of us are consigned to be subhuman cogs without agency in a machine to keep them buoyed up above us. So it's not at all odd that they want to control education too. 150
Joseph Mastron @ohyeahlasers.bsky.social · 29/09/2025This is why it's a "targeted act of violence" and not "domestic terrorism": because it's only terrorism if you can blame the left, and when the right does it, it's an isolated lunatic that's obviously not represetative. 010
Reposted by Joseph MastronAndrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 26/09/2025the political policy cure for “male loneliness” is - more time to hang with the fellas (4 day work week) - more money to spend with the fellas (higher wages) - more things to do with the fellas (taxing the rich and building 3rd spaces) 180115533085