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JF @ohsnapitsjf.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

i read the thing the giants mom wrote and sat with it. then i read the accusation that it's fake because the cover photo has AI tells and sat with it. then i read someone say they just had their "most bluesky interaction" and went to find it. then watched that person begin to get piled on. sigh

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JF @ohsnapitsjf.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I hope this is never removed because going to an open mic stand-up and asking the crowd if they like the Beatles and then reading this flatly verbatim feels like it has a solid place in a tight 5

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JF @ohsnapitsjf.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

one of the most iconic voices in American culture history and we got Nic Cage doing 4 different dialects for it cool

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JF @ohsnapitsjf.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

damn even the propaganda for the propaganda can't make him look like he's got another two years in him

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JF @ohsnapitsjf.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

sports was a bloodbath today why do we do this

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JF @ohsnapitsjf.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

real funny that the touchscreen main character is going wide on two separate posts seems like he’s enjoying it

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JF @ohsnapitsjf.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

I miss the days when it didn’t feel like hate-watching something like this was Adding To Metrics and endorsing the product

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JF @ohsnapitsjf.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

best baseball catch there's ever been, in this expert's opinion

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JF @ohsnapitsjf.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

damn it man stop making the new york damn knicks even more likeable

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JF @ohsnapitsjf.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

I wasn’t k***ing, by the way

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JF @ohsnapitsjf.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

the jebidiah springfield episode was about springfield’s 200th anniversary

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JF @ohsnapitsjf.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

damn people play balatro way different than me

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JF @ohsnapitsjf.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Now I'm falling asleep and she's calling a cab While he's having a [BEEP] and she's taking a [BEEP] Now they're goin' to bed and my stomach is sick And it's all in my head, but she's [BEEP] his chest now He [BEEP] her dress now Let me go And I just can't look, it's [BEEP] me

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JF @ohsnapitsjf.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

my phone's insistence that i never mean to say "sorry," and instead i must mean "Siri" as a complete statement is too on-the-nose to make up

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JF @ohsnapitsjf.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

the audacity of licensing a tenacious d cover of britney spears is truly impressive

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JF @ohsnapitsjf.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

The cackle I just cackled when I won the subreddit raffle, mannnnn

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JF @ohsnapitsjf.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

not to sympathize because lol but someone with a camera confronting me and demanding random recall is my nightmare and if this happened to me i would freeze and ask if rebecca lobo counts

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JF @ohsnapitsjf.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Whether in the vast expanse of the cosmos above, or the final frontier of our own planet, deep within the uncharted depths of our oceans, we dwell amidst the parentheses of enigma. We, as humans, seem to be the exact wrong size to decipher the hidden cogs that mold our fate while...

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JF @ohsnapitsjf.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Damn that’s two icks in a row, get it together goats

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JF @ohsnapitsjf.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

NBA2K added ladyballers in Park and a 100-year NBA Legacy mode where you can hand down perks to your son as he enters the league after you retire We are 2-3 years away from needing to breed for optimal Builds

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JF @ohsnapitsjf.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

i am thrilled that this is the first time i am knowingly hearing what pat mcafee's voice sounds like

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JF @ohsnapitsjf.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

i'm usually fully onboard with my goats' promo stuff but the combo of True Crime and Jerseys For Kids is 🤔🤔🤔

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Noah Schwarz @nova-hattori.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

What the hells gping on

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JF @ohsnapitsjf.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

I skipped out on working this event because I especially lack executive functioning lately but I’m really wishing I had gone to do my Jamie Foxx’s Impression of Doc Rivers Impression at him

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Daniel Gallen @danieljtgallen.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Barbenheimer but it’s listening to the Phoebe Bridgers & Pat McAfee albums back-to-back

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JF @ohsnapitsjf.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

count me among the weirdos to lament losing the feed of stuff like Ironheart

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JF @ohsnapitsjf.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

this photo should win journalism awards and i'm not being ironic

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JF @ohsnapitsjf.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

CBS Sports app has a continually running highlights thing that does like 50% of the job It's fairly charmless but it's a similar background static to have on and that works well enough I guess

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JF @ohsnapitsjf.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

Apple TV has Pete Alonso mic’d up and are interviewing him while he’s actively playing 1B which is insane in its own right But he just chatted with a baserunner who asked him how’s it going and he says “living the dream” like a cubicle schlub and absolutely the fuck NOT, Pete Alonso That’s ours

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JF @ohsnapitsjf.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Biggest voice I’ve ever heard live, and a viscerally infectious love for music. Among the saddest I’ve ever been about a celebrity right now.

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JF @ohsnapitsjf.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

learned from a firefighter that if you ever want to set an undetectable fire, especially in a car, just light one of these up and let it burn

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JF @ohsnapitsjf.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

listen I’m just saying if it was a grey squirrel they would have let him go without a chase

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JF @ohsnapitsjf.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

the celtics are going to open the season in philadelphia and tatum is going to dunk on both lebron and brown at once in the first quarter and clonk their heads together

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JF @ohsnapitsjf.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

wheel of fortune's final rounds are getting brutal

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JF @ohsnapitsjf.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

i haven't been watching marvel trailers for a bunch of years because f it i'm gonna watch the next episode of the thing (probably at home) either way i watched doomsday because i thought/hoped it would give even the slightest clue about how they're going to form any kind of thread here lol

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JF @ohsnapitsjf.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

I like that journalistic clickbait is starting to read like Jeopardy! clues @kenjennings.bsky.social

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JF @ohsnapitsjf.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

think the canadian death fog's already getting to me

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JF @ohsnapitsjf.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

frick yeah while we’re at it we gotta move to base 10 time/calendar

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JF @ohsnapitsjf.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

great synergy for marvel snap to release boomerang on the week after jay-z's comeback the bounce is back this post is for no one

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JF @ohsnapitsjf.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

Glad the CFB thing is getting enough traction that it's hitting spaces like this buttttttttttt I still can't shake the feeling that the ability to pull such a major game economy reversal in a week's time was *suspicious as fuck* and I do not buy that the Reddit/streamer uprising changed anything

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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

The president knows that he:

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JF @ohsnapitsjf.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

what the fuck this wasn't just a bluesky bit? i thought i just missed an origin post like when you all were yelling ABSOLUTE CHIMNEYS

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JF @ohsnapitsjf.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

theres so much simultaneous gloating Here about rapists losing i really cannot keep up

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