iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Chris Neville-Smith (not theatre) @ohno-itschris.bsky.social · 7h

Translation: we're in the shit with our IPO so we're still trying to fob people off with AI capabilities.

Chris Neville-Smith (not theatre) @ohno-itschris.bsky.social · 15h

Liked the way that the game includes no witness statements or crime investigation or de-escalation tactics and goes straight to the shooting. There again, it is set in America.

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Chris Neville-Smith @cns-theatre.bsky.social · 20h

And just a reminder. Whilst I am interested in the outcome of the trial, I'm more interested whether anyone (either individuals or organisations) is exposed as complicit. There must be no mealy-mouthed apologies or slaps on the wrist if that happens. There must be real consequences.

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Chris Neville-Smith (not theatre) @ohno-itschris.bsky.social · 19h

Time to ramp up production of those trophies at the Darwin Award factory.

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Alberta Tech @albertatech.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

If engineers gave accurate eng estimates:

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Chris Neville-Smith (not theatre) @ohno-itschris.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Okay, got it Yanny-boy. The Nazis invading the entire world for no reason at all and the EU enabling an invaded country to fight back are exactly the same thing.

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Chris Neville-Smith (not theatre) @ohno-itschris.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

If the Greens insist on repeating all the mistakes (and moral repugnancy) for the Corbyn era, they could at least learn the lesson of what happens when you ignore polls turning against you. So far, however, they seem dead-set of going deeper into denial the worse it gets.

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Chris Neville-Smith (not theatre) @ohno-itschris.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

This polling trend for the 16-24 age band should worry the Green Party, but it won't.

A peak of 32% last December and a downward trend since.

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Chris Neville-Smith (not theatre) @ohno-itschris.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

ITYM "We can't tolerate Ukrainian interference in Russian interference in the US midterms."

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Chris Neville-Smith (not theatre) @ohno-itschris.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

We're totally gonna have test legal cases of Grok making purchases the user didn't want and the user tries to back out. And whoever wins, Grok loses.

Elon Musk promising you can but stuff from Grok by giving it a picture of your credit card.

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Chris Neville-Smith @cns-theatre.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Banshee Labyrinth ghost tour: "... is believed to have been the bed-chamber of witch-finder Lord Nicol Edwards. They say if you turn around and tap your heels thrice, Lord Nicol's ghost appears screaming about the Jews having all the money and controlling the media and taking over the world."

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Chris Neville-Smith (not theatre) @ohno-itschris.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Trump Bad. Putin good. But Trump supporting Putin. Panic, logic failure. Then ... lightbulb moment! We can resolve the discrepancy! Explanation: THE JOOOOOOOOOOOOZ.

Cenk Uygur blaming the war in Ukraine in Israel for some incomprehensible bollocks reason.

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Ray Newman @raynewman.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

That time someone dumped a toy house on the cemetery wall and, when I crouched a bit, some ✨ Hollywood Magic ✨ occurred.

A plastic dolls house sitting on a wall, taken from an angle which makes it look as if it might be one of the houses on the street.

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Chris Neville-Smith (not theatre) @ohno-itschris.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

(I have spent far too long working out the formal for Ant and Dec's Saturday Night Execution.)

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Chris Neville-Smith (not theatre) @ohno-itschris.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

If the UK adopts televised executions, they won't follow the American model. They'll get the public at ease with a host who is trusted, relatable, lightens the mood - and will do anything if the fee is high enough. There's only one choice for the job ...

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Chris Neville-Smith (not theatre) @ohno-itschris.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

I don't care if you've discovered a cure for cancer or scored the winning goal in the World Cup Final today. I've just scored 24,134/25,000 on Geogussr. Get the fuck in.

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Chris Neville-Smith (not theatre) @ohno-itschris.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

(Also, in my experience, the opinion people claim to have been thrown out for is different from the one the actually got them booted. If you, say, support net zero and killing the Irish, it probably wasn't net zero that got you booted however much you claim it was.)

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Chris Neville-Smith (not theatre) @ohno-itschris.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

"I was bullied out of my party / political organisation for daring to have an opinion." Well, it rather depends what the opinion was, don't you think?

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Chris Neville-Smith (not theatre) @ohno-itschris.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

This is interesting - and a lot less dramatic than other headlines.

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Chris Neville-Smith (not theatre) @ohno-itschris.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

So, how long do you think before Trump introduces Real Life Hangman as a game show? Every wrong letter gets another bit of the scaffold built. 6th wrong letter and the trapdoor opens. ICE agents get an easy word with lots of vowels. Patsies shooting at Trump get a hard word with a Q or a Z.

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Chris Neville-Smith (not theatre) @ohno-itschris.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

The harshest summary I can make of Polanski is that his core support base is people who see him as a useful idiot. Who they will dispose of once his usefulness is spent. And that time is coming soon. And, deep down, I think Zack knows that too.

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Chris Neville-Smith (not theatre) @ohno-itschris.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Good summary here on why AI is a solution without a problem (and why for investors it'll soon be a problem with no solution).

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Chris Neville-Smith (not theatre) @ohno-itschris.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

No sympathy for Trump on this one, but if you think this is okay, you hand misogynist journalist the excuse they need to do the same to any female politicians getting a bit lippy. Be careful what you wish for and all that.

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Chris Neville-Smith (not theatre) @ohno-itschris.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

As Napoleon once said, "Never interrupt your enemy when etc. etc."

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Chris Neville-Smith (not theatre) @ohno-itschris.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Also, coming soon: "I never thought the antisemitic leopards would eat MY Jewish face, sobs Jew who led the Jewish face-eating antisemitic leopards' party."

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Chris Neville-Smith (not theatre) @ohno-itschris.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Roleplay a Swat team seeking to take out the notorious master criminal Santa Claus.

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Chris Neville-Smith (not theatre) @ohno-itschris.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

This does not prove you are on the side of the hardcore antisemites. But it does prove - be it through weakness or botched political calculation - you've allowed them to overrun the party. For that reason, you are unfit to be a party leader.

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Chris Neville-Smith (not theatre) @ohno-itschris.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

You could easily have used your influence to get the motion amended to separate Jews from the ideology of the Israeli government. As leader, you would probably have swung the vote your way. You didn't.

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Chris Neville-Smith (not theatre) @ohno-itschris.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Don't like kicking politicians when they're down, but I'm afraid this is too little, too late. In the run-up to conference, you were peddling exactly the straw-man definition used as a pretext for blanket harassment of Jews. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

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I would not have voted for Zionism motion, Zack Polanski says

A motion declaring Zionism a form of racism was passed by Green Party members on Sunday.

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Chris Neville-Smith (not theatre) @ohno-itschris.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Idea for compromise: We give Trump a Nobel Peace Prize, but it's programme to explode when second Trump puts it on his shelf in the White House / Mar-a-Lago.

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Chris Neville-Smith (not theatre) @ohno-itschris.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Does anyone have time to put together a quiz called "Green Party or Nazis?" where you have to guess whether an unhinged anti-Jewish soundbite came from a Green Party member or a Nazi?

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Chris Neville-Smith (not theatre) @ohno-itschris.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Antisemites celebrate three years of being allowed to say the quiet bit out loud.

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Chris Neville-Smith (not theatre) @ohno-itschris.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

For balance, I also thought Elon Musk was a wanker before it was cool.

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Chris Neville-Smith (not theatre) @ohno-itschris.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Of if you want a more specific insult, substitute in the word "cowardly snake".

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Chris Neville-Smith (not theatre) @ohno-itschris.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

For what it's worth, I thought Zack Polanski was a wanker before it was cool.

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Chris Neville-Smith (not theatre) @ohno-itschris.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

URGENT CLARIFICATION: When our organisation resolved to build a giant machine to mince all the kittens in the world, that did not mean we intend to mince all the kittens in the world. We only voted down an amendment to not mince kittens is because we won't mince kittens so there's no need for it.

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Chris Neville-Smith (not theatre) @ohno-itschris.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

The excuse that they're not going to punish anyone is not good enough. You branded the vast majority of people in one religion as racist. That's discrimination. You may as well argue it's okay for an employer to say homosexuality is sinful just because they didn't actually discipline gay employees.

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Chris Neville-Smith (not theatre) @ohno-itschris.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

There is one other problem the Green Party leadership have: as trustees of an organisation, they are legally liable for breaches of the law - even if the sovereign body of the party voted for it. Unlike 2018/19 Labour, it isn't individuals within the party - it's Green Party policy itself.

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Chris Neville-Smith (not theatre) @ohno-itschris.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

F'kn L. How shit do you have to be for a square YEE-HAW state like Kansas to be competitive?

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Chris Neville-Smith (not theatre) @ohno-itschris.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Maybe I'm jumping the gun, but is it fair to say that somebody's overplayed their hand?

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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Just saw someone say their AI runs their fantasy football team and I can’t stop laughing. Like, I’m sure everyone’s doing it or something but it’s very funny to me that pretending to be a team manager was so hard that you needed to pretend to pretend to be a team manager

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Chris Neville-Smith (not theatre) @ohno-itschris.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

So it turns out the token Jews - who the cranks counted on as the acceptable face of their unhinged fig-leaf Jew-hatred - do actually have a line after all. And we've learned where the line is because the Green Party have finally overstepped it. Even Corbyn never achieved that.

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Chris Neville-Smith (not theatre) @ohno-itschris.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Is it just me, or does the music sound like something from Half Life 2 and its dystopian Combine-controlled Vichy Earth. Guys, is there something you know about the future of the Transpennine route and/or upcoming alien invasions you haven't hold us? www.youtube.com/watch?v=3o_q...

youtube.com

TRU Huddersfield Station Improvement Works: Recap 🚧

YouTube video by theTRUpgrade

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Chris Neville-Smith (not theatre) @ohno-itschris.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

The other possibility, of course, is that the leadership - as Trustees exercising their duty in legal compliance - step in and declare the motion void. But Zack Polanski will be out of his arse faster than you can say "Zionist stooge" if he does. I don't see any way out.

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Chris Neville-Smith (not theatre) @ohno-itschris.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Expect a lot of journalists pressing all the Green MPs and leaders and deputy leaders to press for answers on whether they believe the policy is legal - and (optional nasty bit), if they said it was and they lose in court whether they will resign from public life in disgrace.

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Chris Neville-Smith (not theatre) @ohno-itschris.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I don't see how they can explain themselves out of this. If they say they're not responsible for member-voted policies, tough titties, vicarious liability says they are. If they try to claim it's just ethnonationalism they oppose, it's discrimination that they don't oppose it for anyone else.

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Chris Neville-Smith (not theatre) @ohno-itschris.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

A comparable act would be Reform adopting a policy that the hijab is misogyny, based on a dogmatic interpretation of what the hijab's origins, and ignoring what any Muslims who wear the hijab actually say.

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