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potted plant no one has strong feelings about. | digitally mastered and ready for playback | he/him | ☭

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oh, it's max @ohitsmax.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"Carly has never released a bad song" Beach House would like a word
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oh, it's max @ohitsmax.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
i hate shopping online because i type in "100% cotton" into the search bar and get 100 results that are polyester
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oh, it's max @ohitsmax.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
two divas coming together to maximize their joint slay www.youtube.com/watch?v=CfhI...
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Wednesday - Elderberry Wine (DJ Sabrina the Teenage DJ Remix)
YouTube video by Wednesday
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DJ Sabrina The Teenage DJ @djsabrina.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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Elderberry Wine (DJ Sabrina the Teenage DJ Remix) by Wednesday on Apple Music
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oh, it's max @ohitsmax.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
pictures taken moments before disaster (the movie was really bad)
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oh, it's max @ohitsmax.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
“Supervisor” looks good on a resume lol
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oh, it's max @ohitsmax.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
my supervisor, the only other person here who i like/who actually does work, is quitting. they asked me if i want his position but i really don't know. it's like 3-4 more dollars an hour so it seems like a good idea. however this place is not run well and i might Lose My Damn Mind. my brain hurts
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oh, it's max @ohitsmax.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Very into making cakes with no occasion right now
Homemade funfetti cake batter in a bowl. It’s on top of a scale reading 66.6 grams #hailsatanHomemade funfetti cake freshly baked still in the pan Homemade funfetti cake haphazardly covered in sprinkles A slice of Homemade funfetti cake on a plate
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Gooby Dubois @clownbabyjen.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Really digging this flyer I just finished for our Arm Wrestling Club
A flyer that reads GR!PR Arm Wrestling Club 

We invite individuals age 18+ who identify as women, trans, non-binary and members of the IGBTQ+ community to join us!
First meeting: Nov. 30
Three Heads Brewing 6-8pm
$1 off beer for members! 

Words are surrounded by black and white images of vintage lady wrestlers with highlighter coloring and neon accents.
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oh, it's max @ohitsmax.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Never Shut The Fuck Up
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fishttp:// @fishttp.website · 26/08/2026
🫡
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
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The Rocky Horror Picture Show - I'm Going Home
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Pocketshepherd @pocketshepherd.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
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The Worst Witch (1986) "Halloween Song"
YouTube video by harrypottersdaddy
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oh, it's max @ohitsmax.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
ommmggg angle
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oh, it's max @ohitsmax.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
i'd try another flavor
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DJ Sabrina The Teenage DJ @djsabrina.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Makin’ Magick/Witchkraft remasters and Magickraft, the bonus ep included in the vinyl and cd boxsets of the MM/WK remastered vinyl and glass-master cd boxsets is now available on streaming! Go listen for free, then treat yourself to a boxset on this fine and fresh #bandcampfriday
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oh, it's max @ohitsmax.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
someone at work has been wearing this shirt 3 days in a row. is it homophobic or am I Too Woke?
A black tshirt with the image of a glowing Christian cross sitting inside of red clouds. There is a classic Roy g biv rainbow over the cross. The text on the shirt reads “THIS IS GOD’S RAINBOW”
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oh, it's max @ohitsmax.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Michigan is the best Sufjan album
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oh, it's max @ohitsmax.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
mentioned I saw a bunch of used graphics cards at a sale and two different people told me I could “run an LLM.” it hurts to hear they think I’d want to do that
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Gooby Dubois @clownbabyjen.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Great news, art is alive and well in the hands of the youth
A collage/drawing of the Cheerios bee dancing romantically with a fish on a checkered dance floor and it says long live queer biracial marriage!
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DJ Sabrina The Teenage DJ @djsabrina.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Rewitched! 9th/8th anniversary editions. Hand-painted gouache on A3 290gsm paper with acetate painted titles scanned and digitally overlaid. Entirely remixed and remastered over 7 months. Bonus EP download of decade-old songs sent via email with every preorder of the box-sets!
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oh, it's max @ohitsmax.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
spindrift is an extremely low-tier seltzer. get outta here!!
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oh, it's max @ohitsmax.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
is that good
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oh, it's max @ohitsmax.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
RIP legend
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Bonnie Tyler - Faster Than the Speed of Night (Official Music Video)
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oh, it's max @ohitsmax.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
the world is full of wonder
A black car with yellow rims on the tires. There’s 2 decals on the side of the car, depicting both Bart And Homer Simpson smoking weed and looking baked as hellA black car with yellow rims on the tires. There’s 2 decals on the side of the car, depicting both Marge And Lisa Simpson smoking weed and looking baked as hell
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oh, it's max @ohitsmax.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
HELL YEAH cutie
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oh, it's max @ohitsmax.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
YES
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oh, it's max @ohitsmax.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
they did this at the store on our corner and now I never go there
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oh, it's max @ohitsmax.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
oopsie
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oh, it's max @ohitsmax.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
👀
screenshot of my plex server. recently added tv shows include Euphoria and Rupaul's Drag Race
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oh, it's max @ohitsmax.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
ahhhhhhh what the heck!! :(
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oh, it's max @ohitsmax.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
this is simply our cross to bear.. #braverthanthetroops
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oh, it's max @ohitsmax.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
90°F is now illegal
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oh, it's max @ohitsmax.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
I agree, and I am shocked at how many people I’ve seen saying it’s the best thing they’ve seen all year.
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oh, it's max @ohitsmax.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
we must protect the children from Botticelli
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oh, it's max @ohitsmax.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
1) fuck that guy 2) to answer their question: yes
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Courtney Miller @comill.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
“AI is here so you may as well accept it and take advantage of it-“ JUST SAY YOU’RE MORALLY AND ARTISTICALLY CORRUPT
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oh, it's max @ohitsmax.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
this is like a perfect Rage Bait e-mail.. "(it worked)" and "Embrace AI" are making me so mad. is that what he wants???
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oh, it's max @ohitsmax.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
I did not see that LMAOOOOOOO
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oh, it's max @ohitsmax.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
cool reply from HR "I am adding [reacted] to see if we can get the fire evacuation routes and signs for your location. This image is supposed to capture your attention and doesn't reflect any building layout. ( It worked) Embrace AI as it will become a huge part of everyone's lives."
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oh, it's max @ohitsmax.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Turns out the fire escape thing was one of MANY AI generated images on display. did they type “make it look like a Mr beast thumbnail” into the prompt???
Ai generated image of a man craving a fish. It’s an analogy for catching phishing scamsAi generated image of a dress code policy. It’s pretty insane looking hard to describe. If you can’t see it I’m jealous Ai generated image of a man holding a box cutter talking about safety Ai generated image of a woman holding an air hose talking about safety
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oh, it's max @ohitsmax.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
this made me wonder, and it turns out there are 0 actual emergency exit location signs anywhere in this building.. oops!!
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oh, it's max @ohitsmax.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
should i bother e-mailing HR about this AI generated image being displayed at work that shows a fire escape plan featuring a building layout that is nothing close to ours lol lmao
a television at my workplace displaying an ai generated image of a fireman pointing at an evacuation map with fire exits and paths to them. the map layout has no similarity whatsoever to our actual building's layout
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oh, it's max @ohitsmax.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
us
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two cartoon clowns are dancing together on a white surface
Alt: two cartoon clowns are dancing together on a white surface
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oh, it's max @ohitsmax.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
tybg
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oh, it's max @ohitsmax.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
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a woman with blonde hair and pink nails is wearing a pink sweater
Alt: Darlene Mitchell, a drag queen with blonde hair and pink nails is wearing a pink sweater. Smiling and doing a “clock it” gesture
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oh, it's max @ohitsmax.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
it can stop being cold any time now. please
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oh, it's max @ohitsmax.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
well we are down to 1 printer out of 6. :) at my print shop :) where it's my job to print :) cool :)
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oh, it's max @ohitsmax.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
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a drag queen wearing a wig and a necklace says no
Alt: Kandy muse in a blonde wig and silver top saying NO
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𝖏𝖆𝖘 @vores.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
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