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oh, it's max @ohitsmax.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Is there a Mrs 69
A silver buick suv with the license plate “MR 69”
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oh, it's max @ohitsmax.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Very into making cakes with no occasion right now
Homemade funfetti cake batter in a bowl. It’s on top of a scale reading 66.6 grams #hailsatanHomemade funfetti cake freshly baked still in the pan Homemade funfetti cake haphazardly covered in sprinkles A slice of Homemade funfetti cake on a plate
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oh, it's max @ohitsmax.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
someone at work has been wearing this shirt 3 days in a row. is it homophobic or am I Too Woke?
A black tshirt with the image of a glowing Christian cross sitting inside of red clouds. There is a classic Roy g biv rainbow over the cross. The text on the shirt reads “THIS IS GOD’S RAINBOW”
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oh, it's max @ohitsmax.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
is that good
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oh, it's max @ohitsmax.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
the world is full of wonder
A black car with yellow rims on the tires. There’s 2 decals on the side of the car, depicting both Bart And Homer Simpson smoking weed and looking baked as hellA black car with yellow rims on the tires. There’s 2 decals on the side of the car, depicting both Marge And Lisa Simpson smoking weed and looking baked as hell
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oh, it's max @ohitsmax.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
👀
screenshot of my plex server. recently added tv shows include Euphoria and Rupaul's Drag Race
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oh, it's max @ohitsmax.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Turns out the fire escape thing was one of MANY AI generated images on display. did they type “make it look like a Mr beast thumbnail” into the prompt???
Ai generated image of a man craving a fish. It’s an analogy for catching phishing scamsAi generated image of a dress code policy. It’s pretty insane looking hard to describe. If you can’t see it I’m jealous Ai generated image of a man holding a box cutter talking about safety Ai generated image of a woman holding an air hose talking about safety
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oh, it's max @ohitsmax.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
should i bother e-mailing HR about this AI generated image being displayed at work that shows a fire escape plan featuring a building layout that is nothing close to ours lol lmao
a television at my workplace displaying an ai generated image of a fireman pointing at an evacuation map with fire exits and paths to them. the map layout has no similarity whatsoever to our actual building's layout
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oh, it's max @ohitsmax.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
just got a print job for a coloring book that is clearly ai generated. kill me now
a page from an ai generated coloring book. a panda bear child is saluting the american flag. the flag has, like, 40 stars.a page from an ai generated coloring book. a panda bear child is in a meeting with their human guidance counselor/teacher. the teachers hands are really messed up, from the aia page from an ai generated coloring book. a panda bear child is drinking from a water fountain. his left hand is activating the water. it looks like the ai made his hand human, because it is while while his other hand is black.
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oh, it's max @ohitsmax.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
tfw your house is pissing
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oh, it's max @ohitsmax.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
what can you do except for lmao
An email I received from the head of HR. Subject reads “happy employment appreciation day. Thank you for all you do.”
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oh, it's max @ohitsmax.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
dj sabrina going live on twitch fully in disguise is my favorite moment of the year so far lol
musician DJ Sabrina The Teenage DJ preforming a dj mix live on twitch. she has a mask over her face, glasses, a pink hood, and a grey sweater
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oh, it's max @ohitsmax.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
you know what? hell yeah
ny vanity license plate that says FATDADDI
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oh, it's max @ohitsmax.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
rosie is so comfy in her new lil bed
Rosie, a calico cat, laying inside a cat bed. The opening of the bed is a flower with pink petals and a yellow trim
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oh, it's max @ohitsmax.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨
screenshot of isitdjsabrinareleaseday.com. it features a countdown that ends at 6PM EST. ostensibly a countdown for the release of a new album by dj sabrina the teenage dj.
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oh, it's max @ohitsmax.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
this reminds me of the flowchart @notgreatcob.bsky.social made for us all to follow
a flowchart. the top box says "should I post?" with one arrow leading to box 2 which says "Never post." an arrow leaving box 2 goes to box 3 which says "I kinda wanna post, tho" and this has one arrow leading back to box 2 "Never post"
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oh, it's max @ohitsmax.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
ok this training video features rudimentary 3d animation and i am sort of here for it. this is hilarious. it's like if half-life was about OSHA standards
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oh, it's max @ohitsmax.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
i love Mandatory Training Videos
screenshot from a training video titled Forklift Safety Lessons for the Safe Pedestrian. A woman with safety glasses and the phrase 'Everybody is a pedestrian' is superimposed at the bottom.
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oh, it's max @ohitsmax.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
is this the worst grouping of words ever
screenshot of a DirectLink promotional flyer. The text reads:

Call Center as a Service (CCaaS)

Directlink is a proud partner of Centurion CARES, an industry-leading CCaaS platform provider. Together, Directlink and CenturionCARES deliver a fully integrated, AI-powered agent experience for community financial institutions to streamline operations and improve service satisfaction
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oh, it's max @ohitsmax.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
me if we actually had working printers at my printing job
A skeleton holding out two Canon Varioprint IX printers in their arms like guns. The skeleton is screaming out in what could be happiness or pain, who can say
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oh, it's max @ohitsmax.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
be careful sharing your address online. someone might send you 12 pounds of strawberry candies. @clownbabyjen.bsky.social
jen @clownbabyjen.bsky.social holding two 6 pound bags of strawberry candies. she has a huge smile on her face because it's actually her favorite candy.
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oh, it's max @ohitsmax.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
time for a few small beers
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oh, it's max @ohitsmax.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
a standard wall clock. the phrase "it's always time for cinema" is photoshopped on the face of the clock
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oh, it's max @ohitsmax.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
it’s been real, y’all
Text exchange between myself and a field technician. Me: “Just checking are you still coming in? I am about to leave, but Guru and Justina are here.”

Him: “we’ll have to shoot you tomorrow”
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oh, it's max @ohitsmax.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
the ladies of my Letterboxd top 4
still of Sheryl Lee in Fire Walk With Me (1992)still of Nell Campbell and Patricia Quinn in The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1977)still of Jessica Harper in Suspiria (1977)still of the full cast of House (1977)
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oh, it's max @ohitsmax.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
gamer moment
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oh, it's max @ohitsmax.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
uueeeughh????
Card left behind by a Spectrum door to door salesman. It says “Call me today” and their name is Tim Allen
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oh, it's max @ohitsmax.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
we lost power to the entire building at work. I got excited because I thought I’d get to go home.
screenshot of Tim Robinson in I Think You Should Leave. He is saying “that was the most consequential day of my life because now I know that I don't like my work”
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oh, it's max @ohitsmax.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
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oh, it's max @ohitsmax.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
just……. Why
A photo of our red Honda civic. The back window has been smashed in by someone who then stole some items.
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oh, it's max @ohitsmax.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
dudes 2: hyperdudes
Page of a sketchbook full of tiny doodles. It would be hard to describe all the them but the vibe is wacky simple humans. Animals. Etc
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oh, it's max @ohitsmax.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
we got a rat portrait by @deathsgarden.bsky.social and I almost cried
Hand drawn portrait of jen and me as rats. The left rat is femme with a flower crown and long dress. The right is masc with dark hair and a button down shirt. Their tails form a heart in the center
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oh, it's max @ohitsmax.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
it’s time for lil dudes
Page of a sketchbook full of tiny doodles. It would be hard to describe all the them but the vibe is wacky simple humans. Animals. Etc
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oh, it's max @ohitsmax.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
this picture of @clownbabyjen.bsky.social is killing me lmao
Photograph of my wife, Jen. It was taken with a wide angle so she looks strangely proportioned. She has red hair and red glasses and is holding a banana split the size of her head in her hands.
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oh, it's max @ohitsmax.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
I’m at an antiques mall and this photo is terrifying me
Framed black and white photograph of figure in a white cloak with a completely white face and black eyes no lips. They’re standing behind a table full of Halloween decorations, such as witches, pumpkins, moons, etc. the photo has an extremely cursed aura
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oh, it's max @ohitsmax.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
oh, right, lemme just bust out my VR headset that i definitely have for this training module at my job. sure.
screenshot of my pc. the window is a training course for lockout/tagout procedures on slide 12 of 21. the text reads:

INTERACTIVE EXPERIENCE

Let's apply what we have learned thus far by viewing an interactive experience. 

Option 1. If you have a virtual reality headset or mobile device, select "Launch on Device" and follow the instructions.

Option 2. Otherwise select "launch experience" and follow the instructions.
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oh, it's max @ohitsmax.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
i played a game called Plasma Sword: Nightmare of Bilstein and it rocks lol
screenshot from Plasma Sword: Nightmare of Bilstein. i have gotten first place with a score of 124500. the character is Rain Bilstein who is a blonde woman wielding a scythe. she is wearing a black dress in front of a blue flame-like background.
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oh, it's max @ohitsmax.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
can I offer you some carrot cake in these trying times?
Home made carrot cake. A two layer cake with cream cheese frosting on a white plate. Behind it is a green wall with artwork. the most prominent is a drawing of Danny DeVito from It’s always sunny in Philadelphia offering an egg.
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oh, it's max @ohitsmax.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
doing too much yard work today
A selfie of me. A man with glasses and full beard. wearing a floral pink, red and blue shirt in front of a yellow wall with a worried look on their face and disheveled hair. Sorry for the run-on sentence.
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oh, it's max @ohitsmax.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
My son
A homemade cheesecake I made myself, It is perfectA slice of homemade cheesecake on a green plate. It looks delicious
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oh, it's max @ohitsmax.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
It’s aqua man from the live action movie but I put my face on him
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oh, it's max @ohitsmax.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
“The thinker”
Photo of a white and black cat. Her paw is against her chin and it looks like she is deep in thought.
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oh, it's max @ohitsmax.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
honestly? work
a Toyota sedan - the front hood airbrushed with an image of baby yoda from the star wars
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oh, it's max @ohitsmax.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
Honoring the lord
Ny license plate that reads GSUS4LYF
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oh, it's max @ohitsmax.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
I look like a dreamworks character
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oh, it's max @ohitsmax.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Stack of tires used as a planter. The tires are painted to resemble a “minion” from the dreamworks animated feature film “Minions”
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oh, it's max @ohitsmax.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
sometimes, someone dumps a bunch of tires on your curb. and that’s America
Photo of my house. 11 discarded car tires are on the curb.
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oh, it's max @ohitsmax.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
my mom just sent me this drawing my grandmother kept for unknown reasons
a childhood drawing of a lion with a thorn in its paw. there are.. palm trees? on the horizon.
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oh, it's max @ohitsmax.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
Thank you @djsabrina.bsky.social
a photo of me. I am wearing a baseball cap that reads DJ SABRINA THE TEENAGE DJ
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oh, it's max @ohitsmax.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
art is here to stay
A T-shirt from the video game Tee KO 2. A green figure with swirling red eyes smokes a blunt, with three squiggly purple lines above his head. The slogan underneath says “what’s your relationship to the United States like”
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