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Oh, BIG Slappy

@ohbigslappy.bsky.social
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When I think a dorty thought I throw confetti. Header by @Katlovesshrimp.bsky.social

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Oh, BIG Slappy @ohbigslappy.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I always wondered what your day job was
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Oh, BIG Slappy @ohbigslappy.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I've read enough Phialogue to know roughly what you'd have said
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Oh, BIG Slappy @ohbigslappy.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
"I'd look better if I let my hair down? What is this, a cheesy 00s teen movie?" "Whatever; it's unprofessional, but anything to get you off my back for a minute" "There, see? All it does is turn me into a big titty bimbo fuckslut; now I'm gonna miss the afternoon meeting because I'll be jerking off"
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Oh, BIG Slappy @ohbigslappy.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
From a frumpy mad scientist to a fully augmented paragon of truth, justice, and the non-nationalistic benevolent way
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3 random letters every 10 mins @3randolettrs.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Bbw
3-letter word: Bbw
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Oh, BIG Slappy @ohbigslappy.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Pete Hegseth: "We need our warriors to embrace the Spartan mindset" Gun Oil Manufacturers: *cracks knuckles and prepares to triple production*
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The thread o’ tweets @threadotweets.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Zack Budryk @BudrykZack
Noir and screwball comedy always felt like complementary genres to me because their respective frameworks are "wouldn't it be stressful if someone made the worst possible decision at every juncture" vs. "wouldn't it be funny if same"
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Oh, BIG Slappy @ohbigslappy.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Same way you eat a whole elephant; a little bit at a time
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Oh, BIG Slappy @ohbigslappy.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
They're actually rapist nazi pedophiles, and Americans hate children, so that's why the response has been slow
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Tean🏳️‍⚧️💛🤍💜🖤🫪 @teanobambino.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Why is it that the simpsons fandom consistently has some of the funniest shit
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Tom Shapira @tomshaps.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Alan Davis didn't do a lot of Batman... But he still managed to draw one of the best Batman pages
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Oh, BIG Slappy @ohbigslappy.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
That's some Amazing Digital Coloring
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Oh, BIG Slappy @ohbigslappy.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
And what is the genital situation upon the aforementioned cube? Asking for scientific curiosity you're sure
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Graphic design is my passion.
A sign that has two concentric rings of text but it's laid out in a confusing way so it looks like the first sentence is "it's against the law to keep alcohol out of the hands of youth" and the second sentence is "supply alcohol to minors."
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Jake Terror @mrjaketerror.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Apparently today is “Make a Terrible Comic Day” here’s my contribution
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BOO Bolander @bbolander.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
sorry folks i just watched the wishbone documentary and the amount of work that went into making a kid's show about a talking dog look better than a lot of primetime tv shows these days
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NateMing on Elm Street @nateming.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Yuen Biao didn't push an already-airborne Frankie Chan down a flight of stairs so you could tell me AI is inevitable
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Oh, BIG Slappy @ohbigslappy.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
I'm not looking for someone to date me, I'm looking for someone to predate me
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baNana🔞 @bananamo.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Happy pride month🏳️‍🌈🩷💜💙
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Oh, BIG Slappy @ohbigslappy.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
So are the best fresh fruits and vegetables
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Oh, BIG Slappy @ohbigslappy.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
But wait... the return address is... your address? Wait, you didn't accidentally drink my bottle of Juice That Turns You Into A Getter When You're Asleep did you? Dang it, I was gonna drink that
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Oh, BIG Slappy @ohbigslappy.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
The Getters compress you into a stock photo. That's how they make Getty images.
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Vixie BOOndew @vixiemoondew.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
if you're from a town called "____ Hollow" please don't talk to me. if we ever become friends there's like a 70% chance i get a letter that draws me to drive out there, and my vehicle will break down and everything will be desaturated as fuck and the Getters are gonna try to Get Me
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Oh, BIG Slappy @ohbigslappy.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
It's only because if we dance well enough, we'll be granted shapeshifting powers
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Oh, BIG Slappy @ohbigslappy.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Ho k!
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Oh, BIG Slappy @ohbigslappy.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
I watched DragonBall, I know what he did
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Morgan @morganthemothmaam.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Fuck it, Zordon Mamdani
Zorhan Mamdani portrayed as Zordon from Mighty Morphin Power Rangers
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Punto / Toby - Looking for Work @punto.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
"I am obscene to you, but to myself I simply am." #transrights #smallbusiness #lgbtqart #queerart
Digital illustration of two pigeons, two rats, a snail, a slug, some isopods and a moth in a cuddle pile. The text reads "I am obscene to you but to myself I simply am."
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Oh, BIG Slappy @ohbigslappy.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
High Fantasy Mechs But; Make It Shojo!
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Oh, BIG Slappy @ohbigslappy.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
I shall await the unanimous decision of the senate, Claudius.
A Burger King logo that reads "i have existed from the morning of the world and I shall exist until the last star falls from the night; although I have taken the form of Gaius Caligula, I am all men as I am no man, and therefore I am a god"
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Jucika @jucikacomics.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
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Jucika @jucikacomics.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
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Anatoly Shashkin💾 @dosnostalgic.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
The whole "Moon Child" thing just proves what I've been saying for years - bring back club/dance music in videogames! Idk why we collectively abandoned that just because the 90s were over.
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Oh, BIG Slappy @ohbigslappy.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
>>Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli. The Last Dragon (1985)
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a man in a red jacket is talking to a man in a black shirt
Alt: a man in a red jacket, Sho'Nuff the Shogun of Harlem, has his fist caught by a shirtless man, Bruce Leroy, whose body begins to emit a Mystical Glow. Bruce Leroy is mouthing the words "I Am", because he is the master of martial arts.
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Oh, BIG Slappy @ohbigslappy.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
It should be illegal to get people's hopes up like this, especially about Taylor Swift of all people
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Oh, BIG Slappy @ohbigslappy.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
It was an honor to be there to see it. Thank you, Bandit.
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Bembo @bembo.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
clownfacts !
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Oh, BIG Slappy @ohbigslappy.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Fullmiddle Malcomist
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Oh, BIG Slappy @ohbigslappy.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Kamen Rider *mike tyson impression* Mice, got it
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✨ alicia ✨ @nightkinks.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
this made me mad but was relatable so I had to buy it
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Oh, BIG Slappy @ohbigslappy.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
TG beam aimed at Jax missed and now the chattering teeth are wax lips instead
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Go! Go! アンディロボ! @gogoandyrobo.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Despite being a crazy windy day (and using thin cardboard) my sign survived and the message was received. #nokings
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Oh, BIG Slappy @ohbigslappy.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Shallot Teacher
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🌸Anime Themes🌸 @animethemes.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Anime: Yu Yu Hakusho/Ghost Fighter Style: Opening Track: Smile Bomb (Hohoemi no Bakudan) Artist: Mawatari Matsuko Year: 1992 Studio: Pierrot #Anime #AnimeThemes #AnimeOpening #AnimeOP #YuYuHakusho #YuuYuuHakusho #YuYuHakushoGhostfiles #GhostFighter #PoltergeistReport
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Oh, BIG Slappy @ohbigslappy.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Like zoinks dude; there's peanus in there
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Oh, BIG Slappy @ohbigslappy.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Best of luck for your Woodies campaign
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Oh, BIG Slappy @ohbigslappy.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Bout to learn what sex is, don't wait up
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Oh, BIG Slappy @ohbigslappy.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
She got legs sure, but does she know how to- hold up *checks notes* yep, according to these calculations, she does in fact know how to use 'em.
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Oh, BIG Slappy @ohbigslappy.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
@vinny.vinesauce.com that mustard kicks like a goddamn mule, thank you, bless you
The hot dog from McSorleys in NYC; kraft and hot mustardMe shoving the hotdog into my faceThumbs up for a good ass hot dog
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