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Andrew Allen

@often.codes
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i attempt to speak to rocks and make them think

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Andrew Allen @often.codes · 6h
You know my story but not my password
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Andrew Allen @often.codes · 27/09/2026
2am thoughts
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Andrew Allen @often.codes · 25/09/2026
chernobyl, the pitt, andor and house deserve to be much higher never managed to get into the wire / mad men myself
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Andrew Allen @often.codes · 25/09/2026
resident evil film is good fun
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Andrew Allen @often.codes · 24/09/2026
very funny. i'd love to see libdems take the message "the kraken awakes!" to the country
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Andrew Allen @often.codes · 20/09/2026
time to panic clean the flat
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David Bushell 🪿 @dbushell.com · 15/09/2026
hello, police, the big ASDA is selling Christmas food
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Andrew Allen @often.codes · 15/09/2026
we add a stop button each time gets scarier we press the stop button each time until a solution is found no more stop buttons are pressed
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Andrew Allen @often.codes · 13/09/2026
apple trio when
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Andrew Allen @often.codes · 11/09/2026
this phone keeps getting rave reviews but no one wants it…even with £450 trade in bonus
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Andrew Allen @often.codes · 10/09/2026
pssst i think foldable phones are a great form factor…the most obvious way to get a huge screen estate. plus foldable tech has been around ages now…the hinge tech is good and battle tested
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Andrew Allen @often.codes · 09/09/2026
youtube recommend this and now you have to see it too
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dance
YouTube video by nathanfielder
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Andrew Allen @often.codes · 09/09/2026
stoked for navier
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Redacted @joshghiloni.me · 09/09/2026
Any iPhone can be a fold iPhone if you try hard and believe in yourself
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Andrew Allen @often.codes · 07/09/2026
watched the nathan fielder trailer and i’m scared
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Andrew Allen @often.codes · 07/09/2026
Do NOT let a subagent skip the queue
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Andrew Allen @often.codes · 07/09/2026
grim election results from germany
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Andrew Allen @often.codes · 05/09/2026
can’t get into silo… too slow what do you mean you spent two seasons just to reveal that the outside world is as bad as it supposedly looks? billionaire blew up my gf with a nuke is a nice pace of change sure but back to slow reveals
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Andrew Allen @often.codes · 04/09/2026
the world would be a better place if people spent more time learning about the cool animals that live on this planet
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Andrew Allen @often.codes · 04/09/2026
None of my 10 votes in top 38 yet…but fun lil vote
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Andrew Allen @often.codes · 03/09/2026
like ok, maybe you like hp and want your kids to enjoy it too but after **16 hours** of tv and you've only just finished chamber of secrets...looking at another potential **40 hours*** of tv where you already know. every. plot. point.
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Andrew Allen @often.codes · 03/09/2026
anyone have migration paths off 1password? not a fan of them financially supporting dhh ffs
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Andrew Allen @often.codes · 02/09/2026
PROVE YOU’RE HUMAN INSTALL MY BABIES
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amy brown @amybrown.xyz · 31/08/2026
the baby (2) pooped in the bath and then started screaming SOMEONE POOPED IN MY BATH girl i got some bad news for you about who pooped in your bath
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Andrew Allen @often.codes · 29/08/2026
Hibiscus McColls
Your posh girl name is an obscure colour and a defunct high-street shop. Go!
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Andrew Allen @often.codes · 28/08/2026
ffs grok www.youtube.com/shorts/FG_Pg...
youtube.com
Nick Tricks Grok Into A Racist Answer 🤣
YouTube video by Nmplol
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Andrew Allen @often.codes · 27/08/2026
thunderstorms tonight I can’t help but automatically count the time between the flash and thunder to work out how far away it is
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Andrew Allen @often.codes · 27/08/2026
yay I can sit up for 20 mins at a time before crawling back to bed sweating. progress. illness is no fun
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Andrew Allen @often.codes · 25/08/2026
i miss when tech viral speak-to-camera videos were uncle bob telling us to write tools to measure cyclomatic complexity whilst in his bathrobe
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Andrew Allen @often.codes · 25/08/2026
fuck it, why not $32B?
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Andrew Allen @often.codes · 24/08/2026
tmux is a must these days
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Andrew Allen @often.codes · 24/08/2026
People who hate code of conducts are exactly the kind of people they were made for 
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Andrew Allen @often.codes · 24/08/2026
a week should be 6 days long no more mondays
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Andrew Allen @often.codes · 24/08/2026
TIL that quick response is what QR stands for
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Andrew Allen @often.codes · 23/08/2026
some insane trade in bonuses going for honor or google phones...if you willing to go off the beaten track say you have apple iphone 14 in decent nick...google pixel 11 pro 256GB with an unlimited data plan is £50.00 upfront, £35.25/month with trade in, all over 24 months
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Andrew Allen @often.codes · 23/08/2026
yay, day off tomoz for some human in the loop ticket generation working on my poker equity guessing training app
2 roads meme: nice road "I believe in you, you can do this", bad road "kill session, start anew"
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Andrew Allen @often.codes · 21/08/2026
The most impactful software I’ve built recently is an awful vibe coded static site, a glorified spreadsheet in html format Just get this information from X, Y, Y corporate websites so i can filter and sort for non coding day job Manually updating the pin version in Claude artifacts
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Andrew Allen @often.codes · 20/08/2026
been pretty anti-ai for awhile even whilst knowing it’s obviously where software is going BUT it’s not taken much time to catch up no one is “missing the train” or “being left behind”
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Andrew Allen @often.codes · 19/08/2026
i liked the word hysteresis the moment i saw it it'll be hard to unlike it but if i do it'll be easy to like again
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Andrew Allen @often.codes · 16/08/2026
imagine spending months making clothes by hand for some ungrateful spoiled kid
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Andrew Allen @often.codes · 16/08/2026
you are not an index fund
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a team of bumblebees @saramchenry.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Since we seem to be sharing distress tolerance skills today, I'll share the one that helps me the most when my anxiety is spiking. Temperature, Intense exercise, Paced breathing, Paired muscle relaxation. (I actually learned it as Progressive: start with your toes, feet, ankles, etc up to scalp)
TEMPERATURE Change your body temperature. Splash your face with cold water, hold an ice cube, let car AC blow on your face, take a cold shower.

INTENSE EXERCISE Do intense exercise to match your intense emotion. Sprint to the end of the street, do jumping jacks, push ups, intense dancing 

PACED BREATHING Try Box Breathing: Breathe in for 4 seconds, hold it for 4 seconds, breathe out 4, and hold 4. Start again, and continue until you feel more calm. 

PAIRED MUSCLE RELAXATION Focus on 1 muscle group at a time. Tighten your muscles as much as possible for 5 seconds. Then release & relax. Repeat with other muscle groups.
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Scott Tolinski @tolin.ski · 14/08/2026
This is the most important video I've ever made. In this, I explore the negative and positive mental health effects of AI coding, with data and expert commentary. www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPUn...
youtube.com
The True Cost of AI Coding
YouTube video by Syntax
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Andrew Allen @often.codes · 14/08/2026
this should have been a minor story followed by an internal process by the uni horrid
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Andrew Allen @often.codes · 14/08/2026
hi i’m a child running between cars into traffic
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Andrew Allen @often.codes · 14/08/2026
that phone noise should be saved for the zombies are coming / nukes incoming
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Andrew Allen @often.codes · 14/08/2026
idempotent
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Andrew Allen @often.codes · 14/08/2026
idempotent
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Andrew Allen @often.codes · 14/08/2026
blessed
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Andrew Allen @often.codes · 13/08/2026
who's the beer thief
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