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Andrew Allen

@often.codes
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i attempt to speak to rocks and make them think

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Andrew Allen @often.codes · 29/08/2026
Hibiscus McColls
Your posh girl name is an obscure colour and a defunct high-street shop. Go!
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Andrew Allen @often.codes · 23/08/2026
yay, day off tomoz for some human in the loop ticket generation working on my poker equity guessing training app
2 roads meme: nice road "I believe in you, you can do this", bad road "kill session, start anew"
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Andrew Allen @often.codes · 08/08/2026
meh, he's consistent on being pro trump and weird in that direction. he does write interesting stuff on alignment, very capable engineer
shaken up a bit by the hugging face incident. I hope we (the company) use the rare gift of a warning shot to do much better in the future. it is very easy to misalign and underconstrain powerful models
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Andrew Allen @often.codes · 06/08/2026
a tale of 2 parts
OpenCode Go users are spending $130K a day on deepseek - that's $47M a year

this is why their API keeps going down, they've now limited our traffic

we're working through this but very frustrating as we're their #1 customerdeepseek is planning to significantly increase API costs.
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Andrew Allen @often.codes · 27/07/2026
how my occasional attempt on the other side is going...
oh god no, that's a hard no. i am not using firebase firestore.
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Andrew Allen @often.codes · 24/07/2026
like this?
farting particles
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Andrew Allen @often.codes · 22/07/2026
concerned cat
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Andrew Allen @often.codes · 15/07/2026
genie i wish for england to beat france in the world cup final wait...
world cup 2026 bronze final
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Andrew Allen @often.codes · 15/07/2026
they won great, no moaning please
pay that man his money
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Andrew Allen @often.codes · 10/07/2026
taskmaster: joe impresses a mayor with 42 calippos and beer
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Andrew Allen @often.codes · 05/07/2026
this isn't a red card? how convenient
USA player Folarin Balogun with studs out the opponent's now twisted ankle
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Andrew Allen @often.codes · 03/07/2026
today's bluesky be like
it's not you, it's a completely blank image
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Andrew Allen @often.codes · 03/07/2026
oh cool, very enjoyable testing now...spotted a lil issue
ui issue
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Andrew Allen @often.codes · 02/07/2026
some people are mad mad about luce mascot (and other modernisms) it makes luce sad
luce is sad by Shadow_Chevy (https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/129561920)
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Andrew Allen @often.codes · 27/06/2026
did you say rehman chishti?
Rehman Chishti
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Andrew Allen @often.codes · 17/06/2026
queen lizzard, back from the dead
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Andrew Allen @often.codes · 10/06/2026
more or less than this amount?
I present: $100 of groceries.
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Andrew Allen @often.codes · 27/05/2026
lossless?
Adric from Doctor Who. Dies by crashing into Earth wiping out the dinosaurs
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Andrew Allen @often.codes · 18/05/2026
time to bring back the classic?
thank you david miliband for your 2nd preference. vote for yvette
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Andrew Allen @often.codes · 12/05/2026
no one has ever betrayed their boss after they’ve gone to the cinema together
sajid and rishi enjoying a trip to the cinema to watch Star Wars
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Andrew Allen @often.codes · 07/05/2026
quietly hoping #AllDayHey
I’m not going anywhere
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Andrew Allen @often.codes · 04/05/2026
planet of the apes: You maniacs!… You blew it up!… Ah, damn you!…
God damn you all to hell!!
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Andrew Allen @often.codes · 30/04/2026
poll by mrbeast
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Andrew Allen @often.codes · 24/04/2026
starmer’s final use
andor scene with human body used to absorb bodies
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Andrew Allen @often.codes · 21/04/2026
hmm, claiming the vetting wasn’t overridden when uksv ticked the red boxes to this form…
template used by uksv with red boxes for high concern and clearance not recommended
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Andrew Allen @often.codes · 10/04/2026
“You can’t hear an image” The image:
columbo chad looking like he’s about to say “just one more thing” or “where were you on the night of the murder?”
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Andrew Allen @often.codes · 07/04/2026
wait..human space travel is an opportunity to meme

always has been
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Andrew Allen @often.codes · 02/04/2026
payton🌱 @paytmitch · 8h

you know what gives me more hope for the
future than almost anything? the fact that
libraries still exist.

IF YOU DONT HAVE A LIBRARY CARD, GO
GET ONE!!

i have listened to 12 FREE audiobooks this
year using mine.

$WHACKD @DavidSRobinson1 · 1h

Ever heard of the internet?

payton🌱
@paytmitch

yeah it’s free at the library

8:01 AM · 6/6/22 · Twitter for iPhone
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Andrew Allen @often.codes · 28/03/2026
weird, must have locked this in now...
You completed 100 jumps

2 attempts
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Andrew Allen @often.codes · 28/03/2026
not even counting attempts on mobile
You completed 100 jumps

176 attempts
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Andrew Allen @often.codes · 28/03/2026
aaaaaaaaa
88 of 100 jumps
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Andrew Allen @often.codes · 28/03/2026
i will beat this game
Game over. You survived 84 of 100 jumps
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Andrew Allen @often.codes · 26/03/2026
this game…
Popover with text: “Game over. You survived 60 of 100 jumps.” Button below with text “Retry”
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Andrew Allen @often.codes · 20/03/2026
i can't think of a more shameful image for uk foreign policy can't wait for starmer to get ousted
us bomber avoiding european airspace between uk and iran
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Andrew Allen @often.codes · 27/02/2026
withdraw or we will all die here
kingdom of heaven
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Andrew Allen @often.codes · 18/02/2026
not proud of this
40.83/50
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Andrew Allen @often.codes · 12/02/2026
one of the weirder web bugs i've seen in the wild blackwells.co.uk book preview button creates a modal with an iframe of the same page you're on??? naturally you can keep clicking the button in each iframe and stack modals
infinite modal
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Andrew Allen @often.codes · 19/01/2026
“I no longer feel an obligation to think purely in terms of peace”
man riding nuclear bomb from dr strangelove
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Andrew Allen @often.codes · 10/01/2026
sorry for your wife
ted movie quote: nah it's okay. i'm sorry you have to deal with that
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Andrew Allen @often.codes · 10/12/2025
the more i read about the nurse reinstated, the more convinced it was right to fire her in the first place intolerence, racism, unprofessionalism....should have no place in the nhs e.g.
In August 2022 the claimant forwarded a message on a private Messenger Group to about six colleagues, which contained a series of comments which were highly offensive and derogatory towards people whose racial origins was in Pakistan, in the context of there having been a substantial loss of life.
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Andrew Allen @often.codes · 08/11/2025
absolute cinema, chara from deltarune holds their hands up
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Andrew Allen @often.codes · 06/11/2025
this man holds up ten fingers for six #celebritytraitors
Six minutes left, six minutes left!
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Andrew Allen @often.codes · 06/11/2025
i love it when restaurants argue back against negative reviews
Yes I was yelling at you I was knocking on the door for a good 10 minutes NO REPLY then I had to phone you to get you to open the door, next time you order a delivery be prepared to accept it in time !!!!!!!!!!
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Andrew Allen @often.codes · 15/10/2025
I...worked on this story for a year...and...he just...he tweeted it out.
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Andrew Allen @often.codes · 13/10/2025
face reveal
funny face angle
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Andrew Allen @often.codes · 11/10/2025
mostly liking the remix 3 below looks suspect though, referencing parent in child component to get context...circular nightmare
screenshot of code
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Andrew Allen @often.codes · 01/10/2025
having fun with svgs
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Andrew Allen @often.codes · 26/09/2025
that loser dominic cummings reading this
squints eyes meme
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Andrew Allen @often.codes · 19/09/2025
we need more of this...bring back shame, because there is just utter rubbish being shipped this is a page from the just eat site: - every card has truncated text - the search bar takes upwards of 30s to load - to check 2 pint vs 4 pint requires clicking each one - the modal take 10s to load
just eat site with milk in the search bar
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Andrew Allen @often.codes · 16/09/2025
wft
Avenge Garry Kasparov by Defeating Deep Blue
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