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Confused poet-farmer haunted by cats, lemon cucumber evangelist. #BHAFC

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Aubrey @offtheonchance.bsky.social · 21h
There's very few things that'd get me clicking on the S*n, but Solly March is one of them. It really sounds, as it seemed reading his farewell, like the club absolutely fucked it and fucked him. I've ultimately agreed with most of the decisions the club makes, but this one? Hideous and wrong. #BHAFC
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Aubrey @offtheonchance.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Grateful to finally have a first win in the league under Arturo. I know Charlton aren't really top opposition, but this'll get our confidence up. And we've been playing so well of late, a win was coming. Congrats to captain Maisie on achieving our WSL appearance record, here's to many more. #BHAFC
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Aubrey @offtheonchance.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
What a time to be alive. So fucking proud. #BHAFC
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Aubrey @offtheonchance.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Well that was frustrating. Not clinical in the final third, but our build up play was often very sharp. If this is how we're playing now, with a new coach and new players, we'll be fine, but we really should have won that. Olivia Garcia looks dangerous, can't wait for her to bed in. #BHAFC
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Aubrey @offtheonchance.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Feels wrong to say, but I think I hate them more than I hate any other club (I know, I know). I just simply fucking hate them. And they were fucking woeful. Awful play, endless moaning, getting away with their violence. Well done lads. We were better on every fucking level. Happy 125th, all. #BHAFC
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Aubrey @offtheonchance.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Every time we've one of our strange or 'minor' injuries I think well, it can't get any weirder than that. Like, Mats got hit in the face and fucked his knee. Of course. And now Dunky isn't in the squad today against that lot because of a stiff neck he picked up in training. Of course. #BHAFC
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Aubrey @offtheonchance.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I mean, I'm sorry to go on about it, but we truly are the luckiest of lucky people. Imagine living in a world where Pascal Groß isn't one of the best players in your club's history. He (and we by extension) breathe rarified air. #BHAFC
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Aubrey @offtheonchance.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Fucking YES boys. We needed that. We needed that for so many reasons. Oh well done. Well fucking done. Into the hat we go. #BHAFC
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Aubrey @offtheonchance.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Absolutely thrilled about Oli's inclusion in Zidane's first France squad. Oli has been tremendous for us this season and it's wonderful to see that rewarded (provided he doesn't get injured, of course). rmcsport.bfmtv.com/football/equ... #BHAFC
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Equipe de France: Olivier Boscagli également pré-sélectionné par Zinédine Zidane
Olivier Boscagli (28 ans), défenseur de Brighton, figure parmi la liste de joueurs pré-sélectionnés par Zinédine Zidane avant l'annonce de sa première liste vendredi pour quatre matchs de Ligue des na...
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Aubrey @offtheonchance.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Just seen this. Tobi's face! Four games, thirteen goals (most in the league), and no out-and-out striker. Don't get me wrong, I remain ferociously sad that Danny is gone, but we're thoroughly actually absolutely fine. UTA. #BHAFC www.instagram.com/reels/DdPpAp...
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Brighton & Hove Albion FC on Instagram: "Dunky’s Goal of the Season contender! 🤯🚀"
1,266 likes, 7 comments - officialbhafc on September 13, 2026: "Dunky’s Goal of the Season contender! 🤯🚀".
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Aubrey @offtheonchance.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Well that was simply fucking stunning. Suspect that's our goal of the season competition all wrapped up. I know I go on about our captain, but it's for good reason. What a match, even our mistakes were delightful. Nice to see a debut for Chema, can't wait to see what he can do. Fourth place. #BHAFC
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Aubrey @offtheonchance.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
For no particular reason, an @optajoe twitter post: "Only [Palace] in 17-18 (first 7 games) have endured a longer start to a Premier League season w/o scoring than [Spurs] in 26-27 (first 4), while it’s Spurs’ longest goalscoring drought to the start of a season in the top four tiers. Bleak." #BHAFC
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Aubrey @offtheonchance.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Saw someone on reddit say we shouldn't be starting Lewis Dunk in 2026. I disrespectfully disagree. They would have fucking hammered us were it not for him. Malick unquestioningly the player of the match, but we'd have been in real trouble without the captain today. #BHAFC
Lewis Dunk's heat match from Brighton v Leeds earlier today, showing that our captain was nigh on everywhere at the back (and almost everywhere else as well).
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Aubrey @offtheonchance.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Should have been better, could have been worse. We looked very unsettled, but it'll all come with time. Rough on the youngsters when some of the senior players have a bad day. Malick looks incredible, and my god will Spurs regret selling Luka. Dunk was given a lot to do and he did it. UTA. #BHAFC
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Aubrey @offtheonchance.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I'll take it, Tony. I'll take it. Good enough window for me (though the losses still hurt). #BHAFC
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Aubrey @offtheonchance.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Well listen. We're missing so many starters that I really can't complain (much). We'd have won if they'd had Rob in goal. Worried about our overall pace, and Fabian should have made subs far earlier, but you can't fucking doubt that togetherness and our desire to hurt João Pedro, can you. #BHAFC
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Aubrey @offtheonchance.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Right. I have never in my life watched a nineteen-minute comp of a single player until now. But christ alive, what a time I had. Emilie Joramo is an absolute delight of a footballer. If she brings even a tenth of her skills and brain to the Albion, we're winning the lot, you mark my words. #BHAFC
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Aubrey @offtheonchance.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
The Brighton rock tumbler continues. Gutted beyond belief at Dario leaving, livid that a 'minor issue' has struck again for Jack, happy about our Conference League draw, and I'm still grinning ear to ear about our performance yesterday. Ah well. Through the hard times and the good, always. #BHAFC
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Aubrey @offtheonchance.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
No indeed, I certainly wouldn't have predicted that, not ever. Gosh. Well done, boys. Villa were woeful. Luka and Oli excellent, Osman again looking sharp. I want to take Jack's phone and smash it so nobody can come calling for the rest of the transfer window. Excellent start to things, eh? #BHAFC
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Aubrey @offtheonchance.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I can confidently say I am hugely unconfident in how this game will go. Both teams have been/are going through it in this transfer window and all the team news is a bit mad. Who knows who will turn up for who? Either way, wish we weren't starting the season against any version of Villa. Woof. #BHAFC
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Aubrey @offtheonchance.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
It's official, then. Go well, Carlos. Thanks. #BHAFC
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Aubrey @offtheonchance.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Didn't see the match but it sounds like we should be grateful for the draw. I know our choices are limited for now, but I'll be so happy when I no longer see Georgi tasked with leading the line and Mats acting as a full-back. Surely that will all change in time (but will it change 'in time'). #BHAFC
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Aubrey @offtheonchance.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
And now this déjà vu news about Carlos. Might be an unpopular opinion but after the United interest last summer and everything that's already happened at the club this summer, I'm finding it hard to be even microscopically arsed. Go well, Carlos. Thanks for everything. We'll all be fine. #BHAFC
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Aubrey @offtheonchance.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
So I dreamt we signed a 25-year-old striker who scores buckets and put blue and white bands in his hair. But that can't be right, we don't sign players of prime age, and we certainly don't sign strikers who score buckets*. But it wasn't a dream? He's real? Gosh. Welcome to the Albion, Tobi. #BHAFC
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Aubrey @offtheonchance.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
And with pre-season done and dusted, I'm honestly fairly happy with where we are, especially defensively. Costinha will never be Veltman in my heart, but my word he looks sharp and physical. All the new boys look great. Suppose the only real concern now is where enough goals will come from. #BHAFC
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Aubrey @offtheonchance.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Good to be back in the mental health rock tumbler that is the Brighton and Hove Albion. On the one hand, Diego's signed a new deal. On the other hand, months out for Yankuba. It's always something, isn't it boys. #BHAFC
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Aubrey @offtheonchance.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Well I can only conclude that we're winning the lot. New boys looked sharp. Zadok so technical, Costinha so lively, and can't that Osman fucking run. As for the 'old' guard, happy for Yasin, I enjoy Oli's brain, and Georgi was excellent (though still not a striker). Hope Yankuba is alright. #BHAFC
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Aubrey @offtheonchance.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Solly to Palace? Joël and Adam to West Ham? In the words of Pep Guardiola, I want to harm myself. #BHAFC
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Aubrey @offtheonchance.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
And there it is. #BHAFC www.brightonandhovealbion.com/media-articl...
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Danny Welbeck joins Chelsea
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Aubrey @offtheonchance.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Listen, Aleksander Čeferin. You and I don't always see eye to eye, but if you manage to oust that prick Infantino nearly all will be forgiven. Fucking get into him.
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Aubrey @offtheonchance.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Genuinely fucking livid about this. Just for once I wish we'd fully fucking stand in the way of a player leaving. This is awful business. #BHAFC
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Aubrey @offtheonchance.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Fuck OFF. So sick of these pricks, jesus christ. #BHAFC www.nytimes.com/athletic/747...
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Chelsea exploring Danny Welbeck move
Although the situation remains at an early stage — there is optimism on all sides that a deal could be done.
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Aubrey @offtheonchance.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
In a summer of big signings, this is probably the biggest. So pleased the skipper is staying, as we really need to build continuity and long-term leadership on the women's side. Can't wait to watch her lead us out in the new stadium. #BHAFC www.brightonandhovealbion.com/media-articl...
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Maisie Symonds signs new contract
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Aubrey @offtheonchance.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
And now with the news of Crofty seemingly leaving us for them, I take back anything good I have ever said or ever will say about fucking Tottenham Hotspur. #BHAFC
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Aubrey @offtheonchance.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Well - and I didn't think I'd ever be saying this - fair fucks to Spurs. That's two of theirs who have refused to shake the hands of wrong'uns during this tournament. Cristian Romero and Djed Spence, chapeau.
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Grace Robertson 🏳️‍⚧️ @graceonfootball.com · 19/07/2026
this is the most "argentina suddenly start playing after an hour" script anyone's written.
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Aubrey @offtheonchance.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Rather re-watch yesterday's match again, honestly. This is poor stuff. At least now we have a nice long half-time break to avoid watching.
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Aubrey @offtheonchance.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Once again, it was always Brighton. A new club record, there's going to be no small amount of pressure on him. But welcome to the Albion (officially), Luka Vušković. #BHAFC www.instagram.com/p/DaxHkoptBVS/
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Aubrey @offtheonchance.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Happy to repeat myself here, as he was incredible yet again. What a joy it's been to watch Dan be brilliant on the world stage.
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Aubrey @offtheonchance.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
A Daily Mail piece with the headline LEAVE JUDE AT HOME.
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Aubrey @offtheonchance.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Well I'll miss Diego Coppola, but I get it. He just wasn't going to break through with us. Loved his vibe, though. There were a few times when he blocked the ball by standing perfectly still in front of it and then walked away expressionless. It really made me laugh. Hope he enjoys Paris. #BHAFC
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Aubrey @offtheonchance.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
The boys are back in town. #BHAFC www.brightonandhovealbion.com/media-galler...
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Gallery: First day back
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Aubrey @offtheonchance.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
I'll never not love Big Dan Burn. He was fucking immense against Mexico. Called upon at 75' to be massive and in the way, and that's exactly what he was. Some people might be surprised by his performance, but I don't think Brighton fans will. That's just what BDB does. Couldn't be prouder. #BHAFC
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Aubrey @offtheonchance.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Goodness me, Jude. Goodness me.
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Aubrey @offtheonchance.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Oh no, Diego. You can't be doing that in the World Cup, let alone against France. #BHAFC
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Aubrey @offtheonchance.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
This has now been officially announced with a great video. Welcome to the Albion, Lia. www.instagram.com/p/DaXUGnsti86/ Love to see us making big moves in both of our senior teams. #BHAFC
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bhafcwomen on Instagram: "Lia Walti has arrived in Brighton & Hove. 😍View all 89 comments"
Lia Walti has arrived in Brighton & Hove. 😍
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Aubrey @offtheonchance.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Oh Maty. The Brighton penalty curse endures. #BHAFC
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Aubrey @offtheonchance.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Went looking but couldn't find a gif of a specific Veltman moment that had me howling. (No, not the Declan Rice debacle or the Cucurella clattering.) Thanks to an online video to gif converter, I am delighted to present this moment of Joël Veltman v James Maddison. Oh Joël, we will miss you. #BHAFC
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Aubrey @offtheonchance.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Genuinely gutted by this. One of the great underappreciated shithouses. Go well, Joël. Bet you've still got that Zaha in your pocket. www.brightonandhovealbion.com/media-article/mft-transfer-news-joel-veltman-departs-july-2026 #BHAFC
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Joel Veltman departs Albion
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Aubrey @offtheonchance.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Hideously harsh penalty call there against Brighton target Lamine Camara. Awful. So tired of VAR.
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