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The Official Podcast Of Ted -- Prof. of Na'Vi Butthole Theory @officialorville.space · 04/10/2026

Happy Birthday to all the people born on this day. It’s your birthday!

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The Official Podcast Of Ted -- Prof. of Na'Vi Butthole Theory @officialorville.space · 03/10/2026

This was the most insane thing ever revealed on my beloved podcast The Sloppy Boys

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The Official Podcast Of Ted -- Prof. of Na'Vi Butthole Theory @officialorville.space · 03/10/2026

I think I’m officially out on thinking Joe Mazzulla was the good kind of crazy.

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The Official Podcast Of Ted -- Prof. of Na'Vi Butthole Theory @officialorville.space · 03/10/2026

asking the bartender for a drink served under a dome filled with smoke but hold the smoke, I want it to look like my drink is a Bond villain that’s been tricked into a glass prison cell.

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The Official Podcast Of Ted -- Prof. of Na'Vi Butthole Theory @officialorville.space · 30/09/2026

I wish I didn’t. Let’s just say there is no W an extremely online leftist can’t squint at and see an L.

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The Official Podcast Of Ted -- Prof. of Na'Vi Butthole Theory @officialorville.space · 30/09/2026

The resident evil movie was truly awesome. Also, Hollywood handbook is very funny this week.

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The Official Podcast Of Ted -- Prof. of Na'Vi Butthole Theory @officialorville.space · 27/09/2026

Major newspapers: Glue is the New Goo bsky user: quote tweet about how Glue is actually the old goo

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@robotam.bsky.social @robotam.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Due to an error in how they dubbed early episodes, lines originally recorded for “the evil professor” accidentally were matched with lil Stewie Griffin

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Cliff @nevawda.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I vant to suck your Bud ahahaha

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The Official Podcast Of Ted -- Prof. of Na'Vi Butthole Theory @officialorville.space · 20/09/2026

They’re gonna Jeffrey Epstein Ed Sheeran and say we bullied him into suicide for fighting against anti-semitism.

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The Official Podcast Of Ted -- Prof. of Na'Vi Butthole Theory @officialorville.space · 17/09/2026

I wrote this post using voice to text but hopefully you can still understand that he is part of the Kraft family that makes all of the worst food

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The Official Podcast Of Ted -- Prof. of Na'Vi Butthole Theory @officialorville.space · 17/09/2026

If the patriots never win again at least I can pretend to be happy that Robert craft is unhappy. But he’s also still a billionaire and makes some good money off his macaroni and cheese so maybe I’ll just stop eating that instead.

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The Official Podcast Of Ted -- Prof. of Na'Vi Butthole Theory @officialorville.space · 16/09/2026

Let’s not touch third rail subjects. I’m about to go berserker mode on you for that take. Both are class musicians. And I’m not sure you could sing, rap, write and play guitar half as good as them. I’ll admit you’re good. But you’re not really on there level are you? Best to sit this one out buddy.

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The Official Podcast Of Ted -- Prof. of Na'Vi Butthole Theory @officialorville.space · 16/09/2026

I’ve decided to stay out of this Ed Sheeran debacle. Him and Mac are both close friends. Hope they can work this out.

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The Official Podcast Of Ted -- Prof. of Na'Vi Butthole Theory @officialorville.space · 10/09/2026

So if he did get punched and had a bloody fucked up face he would still go on the ride, but the picture would be disappointing

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The Official Podcast Of Ted -- Prof. of Na'Vi Butthole Theory @officialorville.space · 05/09/2026

A bird having a dream where his feathers fall off in front of the whole flock.

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The Official Podcast Of Ted -- Prof. of Na'Vi Butthole Theory @officialorville.space · 04/09/2026

If you see me acting fake, you must’ve seen somebody else. Always keep it real. OG thought of the day.

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The Official Podcast Of Ted -- Prof. of Na'Vi Butthole Theory @officialorville.space · 03/09/2026

This guy was telling me about this artist who put a shark in a tank in a museum and the whole conversation I imagined it was like an anti-war thing because there was a shark inside an artillery tank.

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The Official Podcast Of Ted -- Prof. of Na'Vi Butthole Theory @officialorville.space · 02/09/2026

Do our fans want another podcast episode? What should it be about? Scott Grimes on ER?

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The Official Podcast Of Ted -- Prof. of Na'Vi Butthole Theory @officialorville.space · 02/09/2026

harry Potter should look to camera in episode 1 and say “I disagree with my creator on several issues!”

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The Official Podcast Of Ted -- Prof. of Na'Vi Butthole Theory @officialorville.space · 27/08/2026

This ”artist” at the bar was talking about what how something wasn’t art and I jumped in and said isn’t anything art though? and it started a 45 minute conversation that I wasn’t even a part of. Felt so good.

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The Official Podcast Of Ted -- Prof. of Na'Vi Butthole Theory @officialorville.space · 25/08/2026

Lot of my friends were real dirt bags growing up, real pieces of shit. But they had good hearts.

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The Official Podcast Of Ted -- Prof. of Na'Vi Butthole Theory @officialorville.space · 20/08/2026

Let me make this clear for you, boss. I wasn’t late for work today. That was a character I perform as called Childish Gambino. You don’t arrest James Gandolfini for the crimes of Tony Soprano… you see, Childish Gambino was late.

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The Official Podcast Of Ted -- Prof. of Na'Vi Butthole Theory @officialorville.space · 19/08/2026

Yikes, my post went viral, and Ive been told it is AI and misinformation. What a fool I am! I recognize my mistake, but it is too late. The post really must stay up. I fear deleting it would deprive the world of a moral lesson. Learn from my mistakes, like them, and retweet them.

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The Official Podcast Of Ted -- Prof. of Na'Vi Butthole Theory @officialorville.space · 18/08/2026

I went to the wrong precinct they said I couldn’t vote so I told them they were doing classic voter suppression

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The Official Podcast Of Ted -- Prof. of Na'Vi Butthole Theory @officialorville.space · 12/08/2026

if she typed the words “I love satan” she better run to church, it still counts

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The Official Podcast Of Ted -- Prof. of Na'Vi Butthole Theory @officialorville.space · 11/08/2026

Commenting on instagram reel of Royce White in a wig and dress: ”this is called a humiliation ritual, look it up.”

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sleeves @itsmesleeves.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

han solo shoulda said “facts” instead of “i know”

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coward @coward.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

larry david is BACK with a new thing that sucks so bad it makes you scared to rewatch any curb your enthusiasm episodes in case that actually always sucked too

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The Official Podcast Of Ted -- Prof. of Na'Vi Butthole Theory @officialorville.space · 04/08/2026

The Odyssey in imax was one of the best movie going experiences I’ve ever had. You did it again cuzzo (I call christopher nolan cuzzo)

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