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Houstani

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CERTIFIED IMBECILE 💪 Avid Spaceflight Enjoyer🚀

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Spacexx: Spaceflight News @dailyspacexx.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Hey look pretty pictures!
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Spacexx: Spaceflight News @dailyspacexx.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Elon musk 'baffled' after nose stolen.
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Houstani @officialhoustani.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Starship flight 6 is...
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Houstani @officialhoustani.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Skircle
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Houstani @officialhoustani.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
My favourite: -Rocket: Falcon Heavy -Engine: Raptor - Spacecraft: Orion -Space probe: Voyager 1 Rover: Opportunity -Space company: Vast, Spacex,rocket lab -Planet: Jupiter -Space game: KSP (obviously ) -Space Book: Apollo the inside story -Space movie: The Martian -Future Mission: Dragonfly
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Rust Ranger @rustranger.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
SpaceX's Falcon 9 recreated in Open Roller Coaster Tycoon 2 :)
SpaceX's Falcon 9 rocket and Crew Dragon lifting off the launchpad, recreated in Open Roller Coaster Tycoon 2.
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Houstani @officialhoustani.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
55 years since Apollo 12.
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Spacexx: Spaceflight News @dailyspacexx.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
First look at the rock as Bob Kerman In the live action kerbal space program movie.
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Spacexx: Spaceflight News @dailyspacexx.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Chris Pratt cast as Jebediah Kerman in Kerbal space program movie. (IMDB)
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Rust Ranger @rustranger.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Some art of Starship I made a while back
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Spacexx: Spaceflight News @dailyspacexx.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Man hilariously drinks hydrazine thinking it was nothing but humble water (it wasn't lmao)
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Spacexx: Spaceflight News @dailyspacexx.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Terran 1 to return in 2025 for 'Blood and vengeance'
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Houstani @officialhoustani.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Jebediah Kerman has won
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The Onion @theonion.com · 13/11/2024
Biden, Trump Die 2 Minutes Apart Holding Hands
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Biden, Trump Die 2 Minutes Apart Holding Hands
WASHINGTON—In a heartwarming and touching end to the story of two soulmates, sources confirmed Thursday that President Joe Biden and former President Donald Trump died two minutes apart holding hands....
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Jack | China in Space 🐼🚀 🇨🇳 @china-in-space.com · 13/11/2024
Rocket Lab is confident in its Mars Sample Return bid and Neutron's development Details for @cosmicnxws.bsky.social: www.cosmicnxws.com/rocket-lab-q...
Rocket Lab's Neutron launch vehicle deploying its second-stage.
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Spacexx: Spaceflight News @dailyspacexx.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Bill Nelson caught clubbing in Ibiza
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The Onion @theonion.com · 12/11/2024
Kenji López-Alt Returns From Beef Dimension With New Sear Method Beyond Human Comprehension theonion.com/kenji-lopez-...
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Spacexx: Spaceflight News @dailyspacexx.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
Elon musk confirms he will fly on flight 6 of starship. (Business Insider)
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It’s Arkady’s Fault 🇦🇺🏳️‍🌈🇵🇸 @saxifrage2127.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
Asteroid miner, intercepting beamed power from stations to power an H₂ fuelled thermal engine. Operation begins in early 2042 targeting NEAs, then expands to the entire inner system when Mercury begins exporting beamed power in the 2080s.
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Spacexx: Spaceflight News @dailyspacexx.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
Breaking: Stupid fucking piece of shit falcon 9 works without problem yet again.
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Spacexx: Spaceflight News @dailyspacexx.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
Welcome to SPACEXX! The totally most reliable source of all time unquestionably for all things to do with Space, Spaceflight and everything in-between. Info is provided by special agents in the inside of several big aerospace companies.
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Houstani @officialhoustani.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
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The Onion @theonion.com · 11/11/2024
Expert Explains Why, Essentially, You’re Fucked | Onion Now: Focus Dr. Andrea Worth, a researcher at Harvard University, explains how her team's work over the past three years has concluded that you are completely and utterly goddamn boned.
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Expert Explains Why, Essentially, You’re Fucked | Onion Now: Focus
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The Onion @theonion.com · 11/11/2024
HR Sends Out Reminder Email About Not Scrawling ‘Revenge’ In Blood In Conference Room theonion.com/hr-sends-out...
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Houstani @officialhoustani.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
Same game by the way
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Houstani @officialhoustani.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
Is dragonfly actually happening?
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Brie ☭🌌🛸🇵🇸 @banhmibrieoche.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
Chang'e 6 lunar samples on display at Zhuhai along with the actual return capsule
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Houstani @officialhoustani.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
Starship is inement
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Houstani @officialhoustani.bsky.social · 10/11/2024
The Older Orion with round solar panels looks so much cooler than the modern one.
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Houstani @officialhoustani.bsky.social · 09/11/2024
My metamask crypto account got hacked crypto currency NFTS Elon musk
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Houstani @officialhoustani.bsky.social · 09/11/2024
I bet in the far future after mercury has been grinded into dust for a Dyson Sphere that people will sell fake "chunks" of mercury that are actually like rocks they found in thier gardens lmao
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Houstani @officialhoustani.bsky.social · 09/11/2024
Spitter 2: The Squeakual
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Houstani @officialhoustani.bsky.social · 09/11/2024
Starship night launch vs SLS day launch
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The Onion @theonion.com · 06/11/2024
Trump Calls Harris To Congratulate Himself On Winning theonion.com/trump-calls-...
Trump Calls Harris To Congratulate Himself On Winning
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Houstani @officialhoustani.bsky.social · 08/11/2024
Yo
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