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Kale @offbrandkalechips.bsky.social · 07/02/2026

Oh no, I went to the store hungry and now I have too many snacks.

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Kale @offbrandkalechips.bsky.social · 29/01/2026

What the worst that could happen?

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Kale @offbrandkalechips.bsky.social · 29/01/2026

What if I quit my job right here, right now.

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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 29/01/2026

I have no idea what I mean by anything.

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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 29/01/2026

shrek is just a guy

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Kale @offbrandkalechips.bsky.social · 29/01/2026

I’m kinda like if a court jester was also depressed.

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Kale @offbrandkalechips.bsky.social · 29/01/2026

I made a short film called “The Writer” that you can watch on YouTube here: youtu.be/9FL1PjEklDs?...

Person standing in front of a dark, shrouded figure on a forest trail. Text above reads “Who are you? Time will tell. The Writer.” And text below reads “A short film. Written and directed by Kali Canedo.”

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Kale @offbrandkalechips.bsky.social · 29/01/2026

Me: The funny, extroverted personality hire Also me: Mentally ill My employer:

Slightly blurry image of Pikachu looking surprised

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Kale @offbrandkalechips.bsky.social · 29/01/2026

Recommended a book to my sibling and warned them that it was mostly plotless musing and then they got mad when it was mostly plotless musing.

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Kale @offbrandkalechips.bsky.social · 29/01/2026

Mom, come pick me up, they’re not hearing me out when I have actual business ideas.

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Kale @offbrandkalechips.bsky.social · 29/01/2026

Tbh I think I was a personality hire and things went too far.

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Kale @offbrandkalechips.bsky.social · 29/01/2026

Finally brought myself to delete TikTok. War is over.

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Kale @offbrandkalechips.bsky.social · 17/09/2025

Omg the sign actually worked!

Pumpkin with a painting on it of the tiger from KPopDemok Hunters but the paint has been partially scratched off

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Kale @offbrandkalechips.bsky.social · 16/09/2025

SOMEONE STOLE MY PUMPKIN OUT OF MY YARD >:(

A black and white picture of a pumpkins painted with the demon tiger from KPop Demon Hunters with text that reads “RIP to my pumpkin 2025-2025”

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Santiago Mayer @santiagomayer.com · 08/06/2025

They are creating violence where there is none because they require violence to justify tightening their grip.

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Kale @offbrandkalechips.bsky.social · 09/06/2025

Hate that scams these days are like “we have a job opportunity for you”. What happened to “be my sugar baby”??

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Kale @offbrandkalechips.bsky.social · 09/06/2025

The conservatives in my family warned me about “getting twisted” when I moved to CA as if I wasn’t winning debates about police violence against the school resource officer in high school. Babes I been happily “twisted” since I gained consciousness.

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Kale @offbrandkalechips.bsky.social · 09/06/2025

Had a dream that there was a new touchscreen iPod nano on the market made for music and social media and the campaign tag like was “Both. Both is good.”

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Kale @offbrandkalechips.bsky.social · 09/06/2025

I need a break from the ads.

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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 27/05/2025

they should rotate the moon so we can make sure it's not hiding something round the back. would help restore people's trust in the moon

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Kale @offbrandkalechips.bsky.social · 27/05/2025

As a reformed emotional vampire, I’d like to formally apologize for anyone who had to deal with me in 2018-2019.

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Kale @offbrandkalechips.bsky.social · 27/05/2025

Not convinced that my ex ISN’T astral projecting into my dreams. Time for a cord cutting ceremony STAT.

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Kale @offbrandkalechips.bsky.social · 27/05/2025

Connecting with/supporting your community, loved ones, and friends is a form of resistance!!!

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Kale @offbrandkalechips.bsky.social · 27/05/2025

Now that this painting has gone home with my fave mentors, I can finally share here! 💛 Hope your next journey is filled with fun, laughter, and learning!

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Kale @offbrandkalechips.bsky.social · 23/05/2025

I’m sorry but this pic the cat sitter took is SENDING ME.

A black and white cat with an insane underbite.

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Kale @offbrandkalechips.bsky.social · 23/05/2025

I planned my younger sibling’s bachelorette party and it’s happening this weekend and, yes, I’m emo about it. 🥺

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Kale @offbrandkalechips.bsky.social · 23/05/2025

It was micro bangs or shaving my head. Sue me.

Selfie of a Filipina woman with dark hair, fuck ass micro bangs, and a blue shirt.

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Kale @offbrandkalechips.bsky.social · 23/05/2025

And just like with the bird app, I sometimes forget this app exists. Consider this proof of life.

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Kale @offbrandkalechips.bsky.social · 08/04/2025

The softest parts of you are the most sacred. ✨

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Kale @offbrandkalechips.bsky.social · 06/03/2025

Okay maybe I do need therapy.

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Kale @offbrandkalechips.bsky.social · 06/03/2025

I don’t need therapy, I need to sing Tongue Tied by @grouplovemusic.com in a room full of people I love.

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Kale @offbrandkalechips.bsky.social · 26/02/2025

Does everything make you wanna scream and go feral or is that just me?

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Kale @offbrandkalechips.bsky.social · 20/02/2025

The lesson of block/mute and move on has changed my life. Ty @bsky.app

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Kale @offbrandkalechips.bsky.social · 20/02/2025

If you see me with an angler fish tattoo soon, just know that it’s not because of the viral video. I simply had a dream 2 yrs ago and the prophecy must be fulfilled.

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Kale @offbrandkalechips.bsky.social · 20/02/2025

The tarot cards said it, not me.

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Kale @offbrandkalechips.bsky.social · 20/02/2025