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Kale

@offbrandkalechips.bsky.social

246 followers 2.1K following 156 posts

FUCK ICE. Aggressively plotless. Writer, artist, and poet masquerading as a corporate social media marketer. She/her.

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Kale @offbrandkalechips.bsky.social · 16/03/2026

Queen of drastic haircuts.

Woman with a pixie cut, nice piercings, and chest tattoos in a black shirt.

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Kale @offbrandkalechips.bsky.social · 07/02/2026

Coloring page musings. #coloring #ohuhumarkers

Woman holding a finished coloring page over lower half of her face with text above that reads “Be not afraid, for God is just a reflection.”

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Kale @offbrandkalechips.bsky.social · 29/01/2026

I made a short film called “The Writer” that you can watch on YouTube here: youtu.be/9FL1PjEklDs?...

Person standing in front of a dark, shrouded figure on a forest trail. Text above reads “Who are you? Time will tell. The Writer.” And text below reads “A short film. Written and directed by Kali Canedo.”

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Kale @offbrandkalechips.bsky.social · 29/01/2026

Me: The funny, extroverted personality hire Also me: Mentally ill My employer:

Slightly blurry image of Pikachu looking surprised

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Kale @offbrandkalechips.bsky.social · 17/09/2025

Omg the sign actually worked!

Pumpkin with a painting on it of the tiger from KPopDemok Hunters but the paint has been partially scratched off

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Kale @offbrandkalechips.bsky.social · 16/09/2025

I’m deadass serious rn.

A paper with a painted pumpkin printed on it with headline “have you seen this pumpkin?” With a message asking for it back

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Kale @offbrandkalechips.bsky.social · 16/09/2025

SOMEONE STOLE MY PUMPKIN OUT OF MY YARD >:(

A black and white picture of a pumpkins painted with the demon tiger from KPop Demon Hunters with text that reads “RIP to my pumpkin 2025-2025”

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Kale @offbrandkalechips.bsky.social · 16/09/2025

Hello friend! #kpopdemonhunters

Selfie of woman posing next to a pumpkin painted with the blue demon tiger from KPop Demon Hunters.

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Kale @offbrandkalechips.bsky.social · 27/05/2025

Now that this painting has gone home with my fave mentors, I can finally share here! 💛 Hope your next journey is filled with fun, laughter, and learning!

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Kale @offbrandkalechips.bsky.social · 23/05/2025

I’m sorry but this pic the cat sitter took is SENDING ME.

A black and white cat with an insane underbite.

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Kale @offbrandkalechips.bsky.social · 23/05/2025

It was micro bangs or shaving my head. Sue me.

Selfie of a Filipina woman with dark hair, fuck ass micro bangs, and a blue shirt.

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Kale @offbrandkalechips.bsky.social · 08/04/2025

The softest parts of you are the most sacred. ✨

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Kale @offbrandkalechips.bsky.social · 23/01/2025

Moo Deng and Mike Wazowski bread.

Taro roll and matcha chocolate bun from 85° Bakery that vaguely resemble a baby hippo and a round, green monster.

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Kale @offbrandkalechips.bsky.social · 16/12/2024

I don’t know if I’ve felt true joy since the last time I was on one of these bad boys.

A black and blue RipStik board on a white background.

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Kale @offbrandkalechips.bsky.social · 11/12/2024

I wanna be your left-hand man. 💛

A man in a suit sitting on an ornate chair with a woman in a wedding in a wedding dress sitting on the left arm of the chair.

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Kale @offbrandkalechips.bsky.social · 22/11/2024

People who talk to themselves in the corner at parties.

Meme of a sad guy standing in the corner at a party saying “They don’t know I’m on BlueSky.”

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Kale @offbrandkalechips.bsky.social · 21/11/2024

Anyway, I made a zine about it, and I’m okay now.

Hand holding up two white and purple zines titled “Things Unspoken” by K.M. Canedo.

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Kale @offbrandkalechips.bsky.social · 20/11/2024

Gave my husband an early Christmas present so he can study up for his actual Christmas present.

Man in yellow shirt holding up a cookbook: Sous Vide At Home.

A man in a yellow shirt reading a cookbook with a picture of sous vide roasted chicken in it.

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Kale @offbrandkalechips.bsky.social · 18/11/2024

Can’t get fair, market rate compensation and haven’t had a cost of living adjustment in 2 years, but I guess I got this terrarium, which is marginally better than a pizza party.

Various succulent plants in a round glass container with pebbles and moss.

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Kale @offbrandkalechips.bsky.social · 17/11/2024

Just a little something to take the edge off.

A hand holding a piece of nigiri sushi like a cigarette. Background is the dashboard of a car on the highway.

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Kale @offbrandkalechips.bsky.social · 15/11/2024

Friday, I’m in love!!!

A woman with short black hair in a white gown kissing a man in a navy blue suit, next to a lime green car with “Just Married” written on the back window.

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Kale @offbrandkalechips.bsky.social · 15/11/2024

RIP to a real one 😔 it looks like these were discontinued.

Yellow and teal bag with red text of Tropical Starburst candy on a white background.

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Kale @offbrandkalechips.bsky.social · 15/11/2024

I’m ready to get WRECKED.

Hand holding a colorful book: Orbital by Samantha Harvey.

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Kale @offbrandkalechips.bsky.social · 15/11/2024

A book I first read at 12 that really stuck with me is Unwind by Neal Shusterman. Speculative YA SciFi that takes place in post pro-choice/pro-life civil war USA and questions morality of a medical process called “unwinding”. I just picked up my own copy and had to get the whole series obvi!