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🦋122,406 One eyed. Melbourne. Crafting Naglfar at 315ppm

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Odins_toenail @odinstoenail.bsky.social · 12h
Ooh @justjim.bsky.social you'll like this
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Odins_toenail @odinstoenail.bsky.social · 13h
Can someone explain why Nutty Yahoo is suddenly the spokesperson for FlyDubai? Anyone??
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Odins_toenail @odinstoenail.bsky.social · 14h
Sick bastards.
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Odins_toenail @odinstoenail.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Someone give this man a hug.
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Odins_toenail @odinstoenail.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
ICYMI @kcar.me
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Odins_toenail @odinstoenail.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Funny how it's raining in the cutaway shots but not when the bogan girls go outside? #MKR
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Odins_toenail @odinstoenail.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Any minute someone will say "vinegar". #MKR
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Odins_toenail @odinstoenail.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
How can minced Wagyu stay fatty when it had almost zero marbling? Your butcher hates you, boys. #MKR
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Odins_toenail @odinstoenail.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
So, exactly same as every other year then? Roll out the fading curtains, confused cows - checks notes, no, they don't use clocks, and people "pushed to the edge" who often fly to other time zones and never mention it.
17m ago
13.10 AEST
Ima Caldwell
Ima Caldwell
When does daylight saving start again in Australia?

In one word: Sunday.

Daylight saving returns on the first Sunday of October every year and ends on the first Sunday of April.
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Odins_toenail @odinstoenail.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
6'3" (sic) president greets 5'10" Chinese premier....
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Odins_toenail @odinstoenail.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This is not at all suprising. Imagine flying off on holidays and a time zone change affecting you. It doesn't does it.
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Odins_toenail @odinstoenail.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
ICYMI @brontelee.bsky.social
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Odins_toenail @odinstoenail.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
qt what you bring to interviews instead of iced coffee, wrong answers only
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Bong Weed
Alt: Cat Bong Weed
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Odins_toenail @odinstoenail.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
MCG: No Smoking or Vaping Kylie: Hold my beer
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Odins_toenail @odinstoenail.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
So, AI was smart enough to breach Medicare and also dumb enough to alert them via a public mailbox? Doesn't add up really does it.
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Odins_toenail @odinstoenail.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Oh Graun....😂
Emergency bushfire warning for rural Queensland

Queensland officials have issued an emergency warning for people in the rural locality of Teelah to seek shelter now amid a very dangerous bushfire.

The warning applies to an area around Stretton Drive and Scott Close.

Teslas (sic) is about 115kms northwest of Brisbane.
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Mark @mark-melbin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Dave Hughes aka DH: "Any facts presented that Labor/Greens don’t like are labeled ‘#misinformation’. It is a catch all term and doesn’t require explanation." The Misinformation of Dave Hughes Explained. #auspol #cookers #disinformation
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Odins_toenail @odinstoenail.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Share a television show that raised you.
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The Daleks from Doctor Who moving aimlessly
Alt: The Daleks from Doctor Who moving aimlessly
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Odins_toenail @odinstoenail.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I'm sure @greatdismal.bsky.social would agree.
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Odins_toenail @odinstoenail.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Ewww...
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Odins_toenail @odinstoenail.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Complete with fantasy AI oysters?
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Odins_toenail @odinstoenail.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Well I never. A travel writer who has never visited Melbourne? Seriously? Must be from Sydney... TL;DR. It's a pretty nice place.
Opinion
After 37 years, I finally visited Melbourne. Here’s my verdict
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Odins_toenail @odinstoenail.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Geez, enough Howard already ABCTV 🤬
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Odins_toenail @odinstoenail.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
@demwar.bsky.social
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Odins_toenail @odinstoenail.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Make a band edible: Sashimi and the Banshees
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Odins_toenail @odinstoenail.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The ISS just passed over SE Australia. (131012092026) Pics
Broad view of Southern Victoria and Tasmania from 440Km up.North East tip of Tasmania, looking down.
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Odins_toenail @odinstoenail.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
So, $14,000 that won't ever be paid? Thats's another 2.5 trillion dollars on top of yesterday's bribe. Saddam Insane strikes again.
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Odins_toenail @odinstoenail.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Saddam Insane at it again
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MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
A man in a face covering talks to another man who is looking disappointedly at a small box he is holding. Man 1 “What's that?”. Man 2 “Baklava. I misread the WhatsApp”
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Odins_toenail @odinstoenail.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Old Drumpf is living up to his new nickname - Saddam Insane.
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Odins_toenail @odinstoenail.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
These the doodle breeders @brontelee.bsky.social ?
abc.net.au
Tasmanian labradoodle breeders charged over animal cruelty allegations
The former owners of a Tasmanian labradoodle breeding business have been charged with cruelty to animals and a string of other offences.
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rowecartoon.bsky.social @rowecartoon.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
alborithm
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Pup Fiction @pupfiction.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
BREAKING Former Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull says that he's 'immensely relieved' that Barnaby Joyce isn't Jesus "Implementing the Parliamentary bonking ban was difficult enough. A ban on turning water into wine would have been impossible to get through the House, let alone the Senate"
Malcolm Turnbull
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Fucking Every Word @everyword.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
fucking delicious
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Odins_toenail @odinstoenail.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Can some bright spark come up with a "No more Pauline" add on for BlueSky? I am absolutely sick of seeing her irrlevant mug.
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Odins_toenail @odinstoenail.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Is he trying to have a shit at the end?
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Odins_toenail @odinstoenail.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Oh dear, so sad. Never mind.
Toorak’s median house price has fallen 36.8 per cent from its peak, after the suburb recorded its sharpest single-year drop on record.
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Odins_toenail @odinstoenail.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
TL;DR Drumpf is full of shit.
theguardian.com
Trump ranks himself the greatest US president ever. Historians beg to differ
Donald Trump posted his own presidential rankings to Truth Social last week, separating past US presidents into six categories from ‘greatest’ to ‘failures’
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Odins_toenail @odinstoenail.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
ICYMI @in-otter-news.bsky.social
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Tom @tomgj.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Official list of seppo coins (updated): Penny Nickel Dime Quarter Half dollar Pedo
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Odins_toenail @odinstoenail.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
So, those renewables...seem to be working.
NEM graph shows fuel type in use 1340 31/08/26
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Paul Eric @pauleric70.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Donald Trump has destroyed the very soul of this country 😢🤬🍊🐓💩
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fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
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Packed festival gear into car, drove to work, told everyone I felt ill, rushed to the loo a few times, so I could bunk off early to go to the festival. Overdid the am dram tho, my boss insisted he got me a taxi home. Went back later and the carpark was locked for the weekend.

Fesshole GOLD from 28th May 2021
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stranger @strangerous.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Meanwhile, Pauline Hanson blows a gasket after her new candidate violates her ‘English only’ rule book, by responding to a Japanese journalist in Japanese.
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fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
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I'm a homeopath. It's all complete bullshit. All of science would have to be wildly wrong for this bollocks to work. But if people want to pay me to listen to their vague, wishy-washy non-symptoms, go "aww diddums" and give them a bag of sugar pills, who am I to argue?

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Odins_toenail @odinstoenail.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Why don't UPS web interfaces include a "Shut the Fucking Alarm up" feature? SMH
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Odins_toenail @odinstoenail.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I don't look often, but today's Daily Mail is quite something...Dolly Mail?
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George Penney @georgepenney.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
🧵Spotted A little While Ago in Aotearoa New Zealand: A young human (9?) is listening to a busker play a rather good acoustic version of Dolly Parton's Jolene. She asks her mum, "Hey Mum, do you know what this song is about?" Her mum doesn't skip a beat when she answers, "Your aunt."
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rowecartoon.bsky.social @rowecartoon.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
we have a problem.
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Odins_toenail @odinstoenail.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Optimist: The cup is half full Pessimist: The cup is half empty Obi-@an Kenobi: That's no moon
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