Effigy Arts @oddityfactory.bsky.social · 29/09/2026The poets were wrong. Hell is beige walls and fluorescent bulbs… 001
Effigy Arts @oddityfactory.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I’m reaching a sort of Workplace Gnosticism. No benevolent god could create my coworkers; it makes far more sense that a malevolent demiurgic figure created them to torment me. 010
Effigy Arts @oddityfactory.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I wish I listened to Ed Sheeran so I could stop 010
Effigy Arts @oddityfactory.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Just realized you can fix most boomer jokes by making them about your coworker instead of your spouse 000
Effigy Arts @oddityfactory.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Really annoys me that people are leaving hate comments on A24’s new trailer cause it stars a woman. I’m leaving hate comments on A24’s new trailer cause of their AI deal. WE ARE NOT THE SAME. 030
Effigy Arts @oddityfactory.bsky.social · 21/07/2026Every new ad liberty mutual puts out shows me new reaches of my capacity for hatred. Each time I think I couldn’t possibly hate something any more than the latest liberty mutual ad, I see their next one and learn I was mistaken. 000
Effigy Arts @oddityfactory.bsky.social · 14/07/2026I like the rebrand that horses have had recently. I could never get on board with them being majestic graceful creatures but now that they’re being touted as playful and dumb I kinda like them 060
Effigy Arts @oddityfactory.bsky.social · 13/07/2026But by all means, tell me how much you need to watch your wizard show 040
Effigy Arts @oddityfactory.bsky.social · 02/07/2026I can’t stand people who think chatgpt is gonna turn into Skynet. Whenever I try to talk about ecocide or the death of critical thinking, someone’s aways like haha yeah man the machine overlords are coming. Be serious. We can’t afford to conflate real dangers with fantasy ones 010
Effigy Arts @oddityfactory.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Bus driver honked at a car so I gave the person a mean look and the wtf hand as we went by. I didn’t even see what the car did but I will follow the bus driver into battle, for he is my captain 010
Effigy Arts @oddityfactory.bsky.social · 29/06/2026Cocktail recipe that came to me in a dream: a pint of scotch with a splash of beer on top. One day I’ll make this and storm the heavens 000
Effigy Arts @oddityfactory.bsky.social · 26/06/2026Part of an ossuary project I’m working on. I am literally Dr. Kelson #wip #boneart #oddities 020
Reposted by Effigy ArtsSaturday Night Séance @eerieallsorts.bsky.social · 26/06/2026the only Fremen goalie in the known universe, Shut-Out Mapes. 031
Effigy Arts @oddityfactory.bsky.social · 19/06/2026You know what else is gaslighting? Those restaurant dishes where a tiny bowl has a huge wide rim around it so it feels like you have a dinner plate in front of you but the part that actually holds food is smaller than a teacup. No good reason to do that 050
Effigy Arts @oddityfactory.bsky.social · 14/06/2026I’ll say it. People who needlessly bring up Snyder fanboys are as annoying as Snyder fanboys. Every time a new DC thing gets announced half the comments are something like ZACH SNYDER FANS ARE FUCKING SHITTING THEMSELVES RN!!!! And for what? 020
Effigy Arts @oddityfactory.bsky.social · 12/06/2026Would handing off a cursed object to a chinchilla work? People are always handing them stuff 010
Effigy Arts @oddityfactory.bsky.social · 09/06/2026Maybe a hot take but Letterboxd reviews that are all/mostly just plot summaries annoy me even more than the unfunny one-liners. You have to click past a synopsis of the movie to get to the reviews. I already know what the movie’s about. Don’t tell me what happens in it, tell me what you think of it 000
Effigy Arts @oddityfactory.bsky.social · 06/06/2026When a chunky sci-fi tank has a bulldozer blade on the front? Yeah that’s the good shit 000
Effigy Arts @oddityfactory.bsky.social · 04/06/2026Shoutout to brown foods. Gotta be one of the best food colors 000
Effigy Arts @oddityfactory.bsky.social · 02/06/2026Just once I’d like to have occasion to bash someone with a wooden board. I think that would nourish something in me 000
Effigy Arts @oddityfactory.bsky.social · 29/05/2026Not only are there dozens of answers to this question, but “why is there a coolass story instead of nothing interesting ever happening” is a critique only leveled by people who fundamentally do not understand fiction 050
Effigy Arts @oddityfactory.bsky.social · 28/05/2026I’m a simpleton about videogames and it’s kinda nice. Every game review says stuff like yeah the GTQ was a little dodgy and I had to adjust the PBZ but the low AXKW was the real kicker. Meanwhile idk what any of those are and I had fun playing the game 3191
Effigy Arts @oddityfactory.bsky.social · 21/05/2026Fixed this @linkedin.com hat yesterday. Felt like purifying a cursed artifact 000
Effigy Arts @oddityfactory.bsky.social · 18/05/2026Van Helsing’s great but we need more adaptations of Quincy Morris. Give me a western action horror movie where Morris hunts down evil beasties of American folklore. Stephen Sommers’ Van Helsing but cowboy flavored. Hell, have him do this one too. It could kick so much ass 000
Effigy Arts @oddityfactory.bsky.social · 30/04/2026Is there a reason not to have ants in your home other than not liking ants? I have some that live in my apartment but I just let them hang out since they’re not bothering me. Should I not be doing that? (I rent so idc about property value or whatever) 000
Effigy Arts @oddityfactory.bsky.social · 24/04/2026If I were the devil, hell would include a special level of torment for whoever’s behind all the liberty mutual ads 020
Effigy Arts @oddityfactory.bsky.social · 23/04/2026Trying to Scheming Vizier my coworkers into class consciousness. “How astute, my liege. It IS ridiculous that your landlord won’t fix the pipes. In fact, what does he really do at all…?” 030
Effigy Arts @oddityfactory.bsky.social · 20/04/2026I really miss those Transformers games… If there was any justice in the world there’d be like eight or nine of them by now instead of just two 010
Effigy Arts @oddityfactory.bsky.social · 07/04/2026Untitled cyborg collage made from a single issue of Nuts and Volts magazine. The guy looked kinda corporate in the original pic so I decided to encase him in machinery, damning him to an existence beyond even God’s fathoming. Compared to his corporate lifestyle though, think he’s better off now… 020
Reposted by Effigy Artsjess m. ☕🍂 @jametc.bsky.social · 25/03/2026okay so AI is absolutely cratering imminently and I need all of you to PROMISE me you won't take the high road, and will laugh and rub it in their faces as much as possible. I need you to laugh and go 'WE TOLD YOU SO, BITCH" at every opportunity, PLEASE be extremely mean and ruthless 84197296784
Effigy Arts @oddityfactory.bsky.social · 20/03/2026I love seeing my library holds marked as In Transit. Makes me feel like a brooding lord having sent out my underlings to bring me knowledge. Freaky little gremlin men are running across the land carrying the books I asked for. They're bringing me the tomes 110
Effigy Arts @oddityfactory.bsky.social · 26/02/2026And from the machine… FLESH. #collage #scifiart #darkart #sculpture #originalart #cyborg 070
Effigy Arts @oddityfactory.bsky.social · 24/02/2026Driving in videogames should be nothing but flooring it and steering. Don’t make me manage my speed around corners. That’s the type of boring reality that I’m trying to escape by playing a videogame. I wanna zoom 010
Effigy Arts @oddityfactory.bsky.social · 24/02/2026Notice to all companies: if you send me a “thanks for your payment” email I want to beat you with a hammer 000
Effigy Arts @oddityfactory.bsky.social · 20/01/2026Energy companies will email you money-saving tips as if they’re not actively price gouging you 010
Effigy Arts @oddityfactory.bsky.social · 08/12/2025I can’t stand the feigned togetherness of Influencer Content. I’m not following you on your hike, I’m not getting ready with you, I’m not trying a new restaurant with you. This is a VIDEO. I’m not there. We don’t know each other. Why say that? What are we doing?? 040
Effigy Arts @oddityfactory.bsky.social · 18/11/2025Sometimes I wish I still smoked weed cause I could hook up a Saw Gerrera breathing mask situation and pass it around to my friends saying LET IT IN BOY and it’d be sick. Alas… 010
Reposted by Effigy Artsskáld @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 28/10/2025the cow's tools will never be used to dismantle the cow's barn 101326290
Effigy Arts @oddityfactory.bsky.social · 06/10/2025Emails should never address me by my first name. 010
Effigy Arts @oddityfactory.bsky.social · 21/08/2025It’s sad that “subject matter expert nitpicks a work of fiction” is a whole genre of video content. Why would I ever care if fiction lines up with reality? 010
Effigy Arts @oddityfactory.bsky.social · 18/08/2025I hate the constellation fandom. They’re always like “how can you not see the horse” while pointing at the five most random dots you’ve ever seen 010
Reposted by Effigy ArtsJacob Geller @jacobgeller.com · 18/08/2025Bare minimum for holding a conversation: Rom the Vacuous Spider, Living Failures, Ebrietas, Daughter of the Cosmos, Mergo's Wet Nurse, Orphan of Kos, Moon Presence, Darkbeast Paarl, Kos or some say Kosm, Plant eyes on our brains to cleanse our beastly idiocy, 261839363
Effigy Arts @oddityfactory.bsky.social · 04/08/2025Hate it when I walk past a piece of poop and all the flies scatter off it. Like guys relax, I’m not gonna steal your poop. It’s fine. Go about your business. 020
