Effigy Arts @oddityfactory.bsky.social · 29/09/2026The poets were wrong. Hell is beige walls and fluorescent bulbs… 001
Effigy Arts @oddityfactory.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I’m reaching a sort of Workplace Gnosticism. No benevolent god could create my coworkers; it makes far more sense that a malevolent demiurgic figure created them to torment me. 010
Effigy Arts @oddityfactory.bsky.social · 28/09/2026One of these for when Thor went into space too, with Ego and Galactus in the mix 110
Effigy Arts @oddityfactory.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I wish I listened to Ed Sheeran so I could stop 010
Effigy Arts @oddityfactory.bsky.social · 26/08/2026I swear every single “it’s not left vs right it’s X vs Y” post goes on to say something that leftists have been trying to tell y’all for years 110
Effigy Arts @oddityfactory.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Just realized you can fix most boomer jokes by making them about your coworker instead of your spouse 000
Effigy Arts @oddityfactory.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Really annoys me that people are leaving hate comments on A24’s new trailer cause it stars a woman. I’m leaving hate comments on A24’s new trailer cause of their AI deal. WE ARE NOT THE SAME. 030
Effigy Arts @oddityfactory.bsky.social · 21/07/2026Every new ad liberty mutual puts out shows me new reaches of my capacity for hatred. Each time I think I couldn’t possibly hate something any more than the latest liberty mutual ad, I see their next one and learn I was mistaken. 000
Effigy Arts @oddityfactory.bsky.social · 14/07/2026I like the rebrand that horses have had recently. I could never get on board with them being majestic graceful creatures but now that they’re being touted as playful and dumb I kinda like them 060
Effigy Arts @oddityfactory.bsky.social · 13/07/2026But by all means, tell me how much you need to watch your wizard show 040
Effigy Arts @oddityfactory.bsky.social · 09/07/2026If Rogue touches Mjolnir can Thor pick her up? 010
Effigy Arts @oddityfactory.bsky.social · 04/07/2026media.tenor.coma cartoon character with fxnow written on the bottom of the screenALT: a cartoon character with fxnow written on the bottom of the screen 000
Effigy Arts @oddityfactory.bsky.social · 02/07/2026While others plow their wife, They Stand Watch 🫡 010
Effigy Arts @oddityfactory.bsky.social · 02/07/2026I can’t stand people who think chatgpt is gonna turn into Skynet. Whenever I try to talk about ecocide or the death of critical thinking, someone’s aways like haha yeah man the machine overlords are coming. Be serious. We can’t afford to conflate real dangers with fantasy ones 010
Effigy Arts @oddityfactory.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Bus driver honked at a car so I gave the person a mean look and the wtf hand as we went by. I didn’t even see what the car did but I will follow the bus driver into battle, for he is my captain 010
Effigy Arts @oddityfactory.bsky.social · 29/06/2026Cocktail recipe that came to me in a dream: a pint of scotch with a splash of beer on top. One day I’ll make this and storm the heavens 000
Effigy Arts @oddityfactory.bsky.social · 29/06/2026If it doesn’t have piss in every chapter I’m not reading it 000
Effigy Arts @oddityfactory.bsky.social · 29/06/2026Game technology is already as good as I’ll ever need it to be. I don’t want an open world the size of a country, or to see every follicle on a character’s head. They’re overworking devs and overcharging customers for things that don’t actually make the games any more fun 0144
Effigy Arts @oddityfactory.bsky.social · 29/06/2026Trick question! Constitutional jurisprudence has never been consistent. 000
Effigy Arts @oddityfactory.bsky.social · 26/06/2026Part of an ossuary project I’m working on. I am literally Dr. Kelson #wip #boneart #oddities 020
Reposted by Effigy ArtsSaturday Night Séance @eerieallsorts.bsky.social · 26/06/2026the only Fremen goalie in the known universe, Shut-Out Mapes. 031
Effigy Arts @oddityfactory.bsky.social · 23/06/2026Yes, the companies are the ones committing the ecocide and should be held accountable. BUT. In this case, at the individual level, it’s so fucking easy to not help them. Just don’t use ai. Don’t boost their user stats, don’t give them any more reason to keep the machines running. 030
Effigy Arts @oddityfactory.bsky.social · 22/06/2026“Hey this studio just had a big success, let’s fucking ruin it” 0250
Effigy Arts @oddityfactory.bsky.social · 19/06/2026Contact Mike doesn’t just beat people up. He’s a role model 060
Effigy Arts @oddityfactory.bsky.social · 19/06/2026You know what else is gaslighting? Those restaurant dishes where a tiny bowl has a huge wide rim around it so it feels like you have a dinner plate in front of you but the part that actually holds food is smaller than a teacup. No good reason to do that 050
Effigy Arts @oddityfactory.bsky.social · 14/06/2026I’ll say it. People who needlessly bring up Snyder fanboys are as annoying as Snyder fanboys. Every time a new DC thing gets announced half the comments are something like ZACH SNYDER FANS ARE FUCKING SHITTING THEMSELVES RN!!!! And for what? 020
Effigy Arts @oddityfactory.bsky.social · 12/06/2026Would handing off a cursed object to a chinchilla work? People are always handing them stuff 010
Effigy Arts @oddityfactory.bsky.social · 09/06/2026Maybe a hot take but Letterboxd reviews that are all/mostly just plot summaries annoy me even more than the unfunny one-liners. You have to click past a synopsis of the movie to get to the reviews. I already know what the movie’s about. Don’t tell me what happens in it, tell me what you think of it 000
Effigy Arts @oddityfactory.bsky.social · 09/06/2026All their “we see you we hear you” messaging feels like an attack when they say that and do nothing to help. Cause that means it’s not that they don’t know people need help; they’re not helping because they just don’t want to. 040
Effigy Arts @oddityfactory.bsky.social · 06/06/2026When a chunky sci-fi tank has a bulldozer blade on the front? Yeah that’s the good shit 000
Effigy Arts @oddityfactory.bsky.social · 04/06/2026Shoutout to brown foods. Gotta be one of the best food colors 000
Effigy Arts @oddityfactory.bsky.social · 02/06/2026Just once I’d like to have occasion to bash someone with a wooden board. I think that would nourish something in me 000
Effigy Arts @oddityfactory.bsky.social · 02/06/2026Pfft, I’d like to see a green beret DRINK FROM THE HOSE 😤 060
Effigy Arts @oddityfactory.bsky.social · 01/06/2026I don’t want blood money, I want a livable earth. 0122
Effigy Arts @oddityfactory.bsky.social · 29/05/2026Not only are there dozens of answers to this question, but “why is there a coolass story instead of nothing interesting ever happening” is a critique only leveled by people who fundamentally do not understand fiction 050
Effigy Arts @oddityfactory.bsky.social · 28/05/2026I’m a simpleton about videogames and it’s kinda nice. Every game review says stuff like yeah the GTQ was a little dodgy and I had to adjust the PBZ but the low AXKW was the real kicker. Meanwhile idk what any of those are and I had fun playing the game 3191
Effigy Arts @oddityfactory.bsky.social · 28/05/2026Times like these I’m not even mad HBO booted me from the family acct 010
Effigy Arts @oddityfactory.bsky.social · 28/05/2026I propose archaeopronouns. Pronouns so ancient that only Galactus is old enough to remember them 010
Effigy Arts @oddityfactory.bsky.social · 27/05/2026This surprises me, not because I think he’s brilliant but because he thinks he is. Even at its best, his work tends to be at least a little self-indulgent. Why would someone like that want to use something other than their own vision 170