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Marco "Ocramius" Pivetta

@ocramius.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy
474 followers 6 following 874 posts

OSS maintainer, Laminas, Mezzio, Roave, previously ZendFramework, Doctrine (ORM) Project. IT Consultant / software architect for a living. Daily curse of @nyunyu [bridged from mastodon.social/@ocramius on the fediverse by fed.brid.gy ]

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Marco "Ocramius" Pivetta @ocramius.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 17/10/2026
6 hours of picking olives: I am spent. #umbria
6 crates filled with freshly picked olives
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Marco "Ocramius" Pivetta @ocramius.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 17/10/2026
The new fash roadster, flying in the air via powerful nozzles.

A perfect example of something nobody needs, but is likely to inflate shareholder BS.
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Marco "Ocramius" Pivetta @ocramius.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 08/10/2026
The full MS Teams experience:
MS Teams loading screen, stating "We've installed an update and are getting things ready for you..."
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Marco "Ocramius" Pivetta @ocramius.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 12/09/2026
Spent the day touring #Perugia with @mopolo, @nyunyu and @Romm - that was fun 🙌
The city hall of Perugia: almost 1000 years old now
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Marco "Ocramius" Pivetta @ocramius.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 06/09/2026
Felt amazing yesterday, overdid, feeling crap today
A garmin watch showing "training readiness 1%, poor, time to slow down"
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Marco "Ocramius" Pivetta @ocramius.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 30/08/2026
Still got a night of cleanup work ahead:
A stack of hive supers.

Inside: sulfur burning, to disinfect before stashing everything away.

In the background: almost full moon, helping with nighttime beekeeping activities.
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Marco "Ocramius" Pivetta @ocramius.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 30/08/2026
Time to call my #beekeeping losses for this season. It has rained 4 days since May: there's no pasture for the bees 🥀🐝 I managed to extract 5kg of honey from a total of 8 beehives (!!!) Also, because everyone is hungry and nervous, I got stung in the […] [Original post on mastodon.social]
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Marco "Ocramius" Pivetta @ocramius.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 28/08/2026
Birb
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Marco "Ocramius" Pivetta @ocramius.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 27/08/2026
Whoa, a good Ramen place in #perugia ?! 🤤
Interior design of a ramen place: japanese style separées + a train cart converted into seating placesSpicy Shoyu Katsutori Ramen bowlTonkotsu Ramen bowl
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Marco "Ocramius" Pivetta @ocramius.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 15/08/2026
"Jesus, c'mon, not again!"
A painting of Mary, with a crucified Jesus in the background. Her expression was probably supposed to be desperation, but actually looks like repeated disappointment.
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Marco "Ocramius" Pivetta @ocramius.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 26/07/2026
hatsune-miku-aiutami-sergio.mp3
Quirinale - residence of the Italian president
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Marco "Ocramius" Pivetta @ocramius.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 10/07/2026
I think I forgot to close this window:
A window in my house, with a branch of wisteria growing into the house
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Marco "Ocramius" Pivetta @ocramius.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 07/07/2026
GRRRRRRR
Microsoft team's splash screen, stating "We're setting things up for you..."
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Marco "Ocramius" Pivetta @ocramius.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 02/07/2026
Well, I guess Harvest is dead? What's a good self-hosted time tracking software? Should I just use a spreadsheet?
Harvest notification telling me that the plan will be switched to "enterprise".
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Marco "Ocramius" Pivetta @ocramius.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 12/06/2026
How does one run a #nixos flake check that spins up an OCI image? Start a VM, then run podman commands in that VM? Seems very wasteful...
Code representing a Nix Flake check to run a container: this does not work, since Nixos containers are not OCI containers, but just a sandboxing feature used to verify systemd-oriented services.
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Marco "Ocramius" Pivetta @ocramius.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 27/05/2026
After 8 meetings and a ridiculous amount of accounting chores, it's #hammock time!
photo taken from under a mosquito net while lying on a hammock, the picture is of a lush tree and garden
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Marco "Ocramius" Pivetta @ocramius.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 26/05/2026
warm?
Screenshot of a Home Assistant statistic for an attic temperature sensor over time, showing that a maximum of 49°C was reached at 16:00
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Marco "Ocramius" Pivetta @ocramius.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 20/05/2026
RIP Yoshi: 16y was a good run
A picture of a young white/black cat looking at the camera, with a PHP ElePHPant on his back
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Marco "Ocramius" Pivetta @ocramius.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 17/05/2026
Birb 🤣
A window towards a rose garden, marked with the impact of a bird hitting it
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Marco "Ocramius" Pivetta @ocramius.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 14/05/2026
ah yes, of course I'm interested in a Mobile Power Substation: thank you kindly, electronics supplies provider...
A product overview showing a truck that drags a massive power substation on its trailer
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Marco "Ocramius" Pivetta @ocramius.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 14/05/2026
And @asgrim will be working on retiring PECL from #php for good! #phpday
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Marco "Ocramius" Pivetta @ocramius.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 14/05/2026
Wow, @pollita showing how detailed and transparent the @phpc foundation is operating. #phpday
Sarah presenting a slide with a detailed budget situation of the PHP Foundation
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Marco "Ocramius" Pivetta @ocramius.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 14/05/2026
No shit... #phpday #anxiety
A stress relief mushy cube: printed on its side, it states "does communication with the Italian revenue and tax system stress you?"
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Marco "Ocramius" Pivetta @ocramius.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 14/05/2026
Heck of an interaction diagram. #phpday @phpday
The PHPDay crew, acting as OpenID actors in an auth code flow
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Marco "Ocramius" Pivetta @ocramius.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 14/05/2026
Always glad to be back at #phpday /cc @GeeH @phpday
Gary Hockin on stage, presenting "It Depends"
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Marco "Ocramius" Pivetta @ocramius.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 11/05/2026
Can't believe that the fox from Smash Bros got its own game... #starfox #nintendo
The starfox crew, left to right: Falco Lombardi, Fox McCloud, Peppy Hare, Slippy Toad
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Marco "Ocramius" Pivetta @ocramius.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 10/05/2026
@sean heh
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Marco "Ocramius" Pivetta @ocramius.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 09/05/2026
I now haz peacocks
Two peacocks roaming my garden
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Marco "Ocramius" Pivetta @ocramius.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 25/04/2026
almost like summer... #umbria
The view from the Umbrian village of Civitella Benazzone
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Marco "Ocramius" Pivetta @ocramius.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 23/04/2026
I've got an interesting #electronics problem. I have a fan that accepts 3 load inputs (see picture) to control speed (low/med/high), but those **must** be mutually exclusive, since the returning voltage on each channel is divided/multiplied I can easily […] [Original post on mastodon.social]
Detail of a 230V fan wiring diagram, showing Com (neutral), Max, Med, Min, GNYE (grounding) connectors, and indicating that load can be selectively attached to Max, Med or Min.
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Marco "Ocramius" Pivetta @ocramius.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 22/04/2026
Black Lagoon is still excellent 👌
Revy, a character from the black lagoon anime, looking smug and pointing two pistols at the viewers
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Marco "Ocramius" Pivetta @ocramius.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 18/04/2026
And another swarm! #beekeeping
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Marco "Ocramius" Pivetta @ocramius.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 09/04/2026
Today's comical MS Teams rendering issue:
MS Teams "how was the call quality?" questionnaire, showing that some of the checkboxes in the form overlap with each other, making the text unreadable.
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Marco "Ocramius" Pivetta @ocramius.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 06/04/2026
I found it! I found the Zombie Jesus that everyone is chasing! #easter
Close-up picture of a figurine of Jesus, covered in mud (found it in my chicken coop)
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Marco "Ocramius" Pivetta @ocramius.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 19/03/2026
Truly a GitHub experience: github.com/NixOS/nixpkgs/blob/f3a64…
GitHub rendering garbled up text
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Marco "Ocramius" Pivetta @ocramius.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 11/03/2026
Well, that was a ton of work, but the electrical panel for these new solar panels is done 🌞
Electrical panel (wip).

Top panel: a maze of wires, some going nowhere, made by professionals.

Bottom panel: 3 phase to single phase split to 3 shelly 1PM circuits, each with its own RCDs.

Other panels from the 1980's are also in this picture.The same panels of the first picture, but sealed behind their IP65 enclosures.
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Marco "Ocramius" Pivetta @ocramius.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 11/03/2026
The labeling I have to do on my electrical panels 🙄
A 3 phase cable on top of a lot of other cables: I attached a label to it stating "not connected - to heating panel"
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Marco "Ocramius" Pivetta @ocramius.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 10/03/2026
Stand back, I'm gonna start a fire. #homeassistant #shelly
Me trying out a Shelly pro1 PM relay.

Extra points for:

* load/neutral wires sticking out slightly
* un-grounded shuko plug connectors
* flying wagos
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Marco "Ocramius" Pivetta @ocramius.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 08/03/2026
TF2 Heavy voice: nomnomnom #beekeeping
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Marco "Ocramius" Pivetta @ocramius.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 07/03/2026
Dayum, this was messy. #beekeeping
Melting wax from old/contaminated beehive frames, and skimming out dead larvae and pollen
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Marco "Ocramius" Pivetta @ocramius.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 07/03/2026
Spring cleaning #beekeeping Also, what a mess, and it's mostly my fault, but it's getting better.
Beehive frames, half filled with honey (unusable, to be discarded, due to hibernation varroa treatment).

Making space for new brood frames.
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Marco "Ocramius" Pivetta @ocramius.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 06/03/2026
#perugia by night is nice
Perugia dome plaza at 23:00
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Marco "Ocramius" Pivetta @ocramius.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 03/03/2026
Ah yes, Microslop likes their error messages:
Microsoft teams error telling me to log in again
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Marco "Ocramius" Pivetta @ocramius.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 28/02/2026
Hey internet, what's a decent large-size rigid mouse-pad? I'm thinking of putting a Logitech PowerPlay mat under it. My current setup is starting to feel crusty. I was considering something made of glass, perhaps? Really want it to be rigid, not a roll...
My current mouse setup: Logitech PowerPlay mat (very worn out) with a white Logitech G502X mouse resting on it.
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Marco "Ocramius" Pivetta @ocramius.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 26/02/2026
Midnight Aglio Olio Peperoncino and crappy anime FTW 🍝
A plate of freshly cooked spaghetti
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Marco "Ocramius" Pivetta @ocramius.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 26/02/2026
Valuable feedback. #atlassian #jira
Email feedback to Atlassian, stating "nobody cares about Rovo, make your product less of a pile of overhead"
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Marco "Ocramius" Pivetta @ocramius.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 16/02/2026
Isn't GitHub's scrolling behavior lovely?
Webpage showing a GitHub PR diff view, with all the content cut off below the fold, when scrolling the fold into view
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Marco "Ocramius" Pivetta @ocramius.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 31/01/2026
scratch a car any%
Crowbar. HL3 confirmed?
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Marco "Ocramius" Pivetta @ocramius.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 31/01/2026
Awww, puppy brought me a phone charger!
A vacuum bot, with an USB-C charger+cable stuck in it
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Marco "Ocramius" Pivetta @ocramius.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 24/01/2026
Android "smart" projector pulling a "windows" while I'm in the middle of a show...
Projector screen showing an "Android system update" progress bar
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