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"This deal expired 1d ago".

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Not just AI - the whole anthropomorphic thing already went WAY too far years before AI. A bus with “I’m sorry I’m not in service”. Should just be “sorry, not in service”. “Eat Me” dates should be “Eat these”. There are soooo many examples. None as dangerous as Ai. Except maybe that bus.

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That lilo is called Fenton.

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Paul Ockenden @ockenden.com · 28/09/2026

That lilo is called Fenton.

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What a complete and utter shit-stirring twat this bloke is. My contempt for him knows no bounds.

Paul Ockenden @ockenden.com · 28/09/2026

Anything announced on X is bound to be xit. (Pronounced the Chinese way).

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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 27/09/2026

Google finally updated some of its satellite images of Gaza and my god, it's horrific. The entirety of Rafah has been demolished. The majority of Khan Younis is in ruins. Entire towns completely leveled and erased of the map.

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Paul Ockenden @ockenden.com · 27/09/2026

Costa is *so* variable. They’ve extended and franchised the brand to fuck, to the point where the drinks in one outlet can be radically different to the drinks from another one two minutes away.

Laminated menus are closely related to sticky tables.

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I see your account is flagged for intolerance. Is there also an available flag for fuckwittery?

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Perhaps it was his pickup line?

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You are 100% correct on both counts.

Paul Ockenden @ockenden.com · 25/09/2026

Bath is nice. To visit. Not sure I’d want to live there.

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Also, Better Call Saul > Breaking Bad.

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Paul Ockenden @ockenden.com · 25/09/2026

It's eyes move too don't they? Or at least they are supposed to.

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Paul Ockenden @ockenden.com · 24/09/2026

Fesshole really isn't the best advice column!

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Paul Ockenden @ockenden.com · 24/09/2026

Karen. Just call her Karen.

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Paul Ockenden @ockenden.com · 24/09/2026

If only there was an Ai You could ask…

Paul Ockenden @ockenden.com · 23/09/2026

"Can we talk about the buses?"

Paul Ockenden @ockenden.com · 22/09/2026

Reminds me of Norfolk / Suffolk / Essex on this side of the pond. People buy cliff top houses without realising that those cliffs are made from Digestive biscuits.

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Paul Ockenden @ockenden.com · 22/09/2026

Certainly better than colon(ial) brown!

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Paul Ockenden @ockenden.com · 21/09/2026

My favourite place in the world.

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It was Tetrishead that did it. Blew me away. Didn't even realise at that stage that it was just one instrument multi-tracked. Thanks Spotify! I've 'discovered' several other musicians / bands like that too.

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I discovered you via Spotify’s ‘if you like this then you might like that’. But I don’t make TV shows!

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I guess Spotify/Apple/etc. are tiny $$, but they do provide exposure which helps bring the bigger earners in. Not that that’s ANY excuse for them paying peanuts. It’s just that if you said ”sod it“ and left those platforms the pain might be bigger than the loss of their tiny income. ??

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Paul Ockenden @ockenden.com · 19/09/2026

A poem that really sticks the knife into someone you dislike, but don’t name them, or make it in any way obvious who it is.

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Actually, no. It was this xmas card.

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Paul Ockenden @ockenden.com · 19/09/2026

As I wrote a while back: bsky.app/profile/ocke...

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Sarah Murphy @13sarahmurphy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

This should be the moment people finally realise that Farage has turned them into fascists. If you’re choosing this dangerous inhumanity over the rescue work of the RNLI, you’ve lost your minds to racism and hatred.

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Paul Ockenden @ockenden.com · 19/09/2026

Google now thinks you’re a billionaire - you’ll get some great ads!

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There small fun to be had taking 'cheap shop' bags to 'posh shop'.

I think you’ll find it’s Big Mac ‘special sauce’.

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I refuse to wear clothes with big brand logos. A small tag on the back of a pair of Levi’s or the roundel on Converse Chucks is OK, but no more than that. It was those G.A.P. hoodies from a few years back that first put me off. You want me to WEAR your ADVERTISING? Pay me!

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The ‘Sonic’ rings on that gif are a touch of perfection.

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“Mate, oo did that? <sucks air through teeth>”

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It's just comedy (satire) that I think would appeal to your sense of humour and values. Only 15 minutes.