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Paul Ockenden

@ockenden.com
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Ex PC Pro columnist. Ex-owner of one of the UK's first digital agencies. Now happily retired. I was once famous for missing deadlines, now I don’t miss them at all! Based in Shoreham-by-Sea (between Brighton and Worthing) on the Sussex Coast, UK.

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Paul Ockenden @ockenden.com · 19/09/2026
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Paul Ockenden @ockenden.com · 19/09/2026
Actually, no. It was this xmas card.
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Paul Ockenden @ockenden.com · 08/09/2026
Although I’m only seeing 45 right now, and I’d normally get quite a lot more this time of day.
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Paul Ockenden @ockenden.com · 08/09/2026
Still appears to be plenty up there:
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Paul Ockenden @ockenden.com · 08/09/2026
Mine’s noticeably down today compared to yesterday, mostly because of rain. I mainly see planes over France from here.
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Paul Ockenden @ockenden.com · 21/08/2026
Recent graffiti in Brighton. The spiders here are *massive*.
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Paul Ockenden @ockenden.com · 12/08/2026
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Paul Ockenden @ockenden.com · 12/08/2026
Saw this on Arsebook earlier.
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Paul Ockenden @ockenden.com · 10/08/2026
LLMs just spit out “what an answer might look like”. It’s a response not an answer. In well written-about subjects that response will be correct. In novel areas it might also be correct (statistics, right) but it‘s more likely to be tosh. Like this.
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Paul Ockenden @ockenden.com · 10/08/2026
They walk among us…
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Paul Ockenden @ockenden.com · 10/08/2026
One of my hobbies is demonstrating just what utter nonsense LLMs churn out:
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Paul Ockenden @ockenden.com · 09/08/2026
These are nice, although nowhere near as nice as they used to be.
Côte d’Or buchee.
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Paul Ockenden @ockenden.com · 03/08/2026
The stupid thing about my ADS-B (plane detector) setup is that I get the best results with an indoor mag-mount antenna on the edge of a thick metal plate which is tilted down slightly, and with the antenna squashed up against the double glazing. Works better than a proper outdoor antenna. Bonkers!
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Paul Ockenden @ockenden.com · 03/08/2026
Tell Mary it’s a thing:
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Paul Ockenden @ockenden.com · 23/07/2026
This is a post on arsebook where I was tagged in a comment because a friend thought I’d be amused. Loads of comments saying what nonsense this is. A few backing up the OP. But here’s the thing. The person has ‘professional mode’ switched on. This means they get money for engagement. 1/2
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Paul Ockenden @ockenden.com · 22/07/2026
Collins is recursive:
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Paul Ockenden @ockenden.com · 11/07/2026
Reminds me of this.
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Paul Ockenden @ockenden.com · 09/07/2026
Look who just popped out of my 3D printer...
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Paul Ockenden @ockenden.com · 09/07/2026
Farage only rattles because of all the donations:
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Paul Ockenden @ockenden.com · 07/07/2026
I'm told these don't leak:
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Paul Ockenden @ockenden.com · 05/07/2026
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Paul Ockenden @ockenden.com · 04/07/2026
He’s got some neck… …or maybe he hasn’t.
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Paul Ockenden @ockenden.com · 01/07/2026
May I introduce you to this bootleg:
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Paul Ockenden @ockenden.com · 01/07/2026
If was part five other than six. I was able to scroll through it (see thumbnail) but didn’t watch it because I didn’t want to watch the episodes out of order. It now says upcoming. But you can see from the thumbnail that I was able to see it previously.
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Paul Ockenden @ockenden.com · 30/06/2026
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Paul Ockenden @ockenden.com · 26/06/2026
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Paul Ockenden @ockenden.com · 25/06/2026
Watching the outdoor temps to see when it's safe to leave my air-conditioned loveliness and go for my daily leg stretch. Looks like it might be a while yet. Yesterday afternoon cooled down significantly faster.
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Paul Ockenden @ockenden.com · 24/06/2026
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Paul Ockenden @ockenden.com · 21/06/2026
First review on Trustpilot:
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Paul Ockenden @ockenden.com · 19/06/2026
Just re-framed our Picasso. OK, it's a print rather than a painting, but it is an original from 1949. Once saw the same poster in a Picasso exhibition at the Tate Liverpool. Theirs wasn't as well preserved. I love it most for the peace theme. We need more of that.
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Paul Ockenden @ockenden.com · 14/06/2026
He should be knighted for ”Services to Speed Cameras”.
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Paul Ockenden @ockenden.com · 11/06/2026
Lou Reed summed this timeline up 48 years ago:
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Paul Ockenden @ockenden.com · 10/06/2026
Great time to launch, when Anthropic is currently doing this:
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Paul Ockenden @ockenden.com · 08/06/2026
I know this was yesterday’s news, but just seen this which I thought was great:
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Paul Ockenden @ockenden.com · 06/06/2026
I spotted the same!
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Paul Ockenden @ockenden.com · 06/06/2026
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Paul Ockenden @ockenden.com · 28/05/2026
For the orange man-baby.
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Paul Ockenden @ockenden.com · 28/05/2026
Looks like they building one of these for the orange man-baby:
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Paul Ockenden @ockenden.com · 27/05/2026
My 12yo great-nephew crocheted a Donald Trump. And even he realised the significance of the red tie.
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Paul Ockenden @ockenden.com · 25/05/2026
Given up and put the aircon on. Always amazes me how little leccy it uses (four unit split, inverter heat pump). Only really use it on sunny days for cooling, so there‘s no energy impact, but it doesn’t use the full generation.
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Paul Ockenden @ockenden.com · 25/05/2026
Are you sure it wasn’t someone telling you to duck?
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Paul Ockenden @ockenden.com · 24/05/2026
Suffolk says “hold my beer’.
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Paul Ockenden @ockenden.com · 20/05/2026
Reminds me of this. (If you know, you know).
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Paul Ockenden @ockenden.com · 11/05/2026
Or maybe this, a few years later:
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Paul Ockenden @ockenden.com · 11/05/2026
It always comes back to this:
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Paul Ockenden @ockenden.com · 07/05/2026
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Paul Ockenden @ockenden.com · 01/05/2026
I have this running on a Raspberry Pi with a microphone listening to my garden. It uses the same recognition engine as Merlin, but runs 24/7. Not perfect - like Merlin it sometimes makes mistakes - but great fun.
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Paul Ockenden @ockenden.com · 30/04/2026
EV full, battery full, immersion tank up to temp. I suppose it’s only fair to let the grid have some.
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Paul Ockenden @ockenden.com · 28/04/2026
17 years ago, but this. Start at the bottom and work upwards.
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Paul Ockenden @ockenden.com · 27/04/2026
Look at the state of Charlie’s jacket!
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