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obviousbear.bsky.social

@obviousbear.bsky.social
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42, male, he/him, Germany. 18+ interactions only since I don't have a separate AD account.

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obviousbear.bsky.social @obviousbear.bsky.social · 8h
Aw come on, you did the majority of all damage while I mostly ran around on fire, going "fuck fuck fuck" and chugging healtj potions. Those stupid tar blobs fucked ud over tho, not gonna lie.
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obviousbear.bsky.social @obviousbear.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I'm full of antidepressants and other chemicals. You really don't want that stuff to flood your system.
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obviousbear.bsky.social @obviousbear.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Don't forget the OG Kinktober.
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obviousbear.bsky.social @obviousbear.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Maybe he has learned that sometimes a bit of clothing can be much more intriguing to people than nothing at all.
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obviousbear.bsky.social @obviousbear.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
No one would have ever suspected that a fox had any kind of formative influence in your early years!
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obviousbear.bsky.social @obviousbear.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
To give a full perspective on how this worked out. My side of the factory. Clean. Sorted. Easy to follow and replicate layouts. ...then a wall. ...and then the part of the factory my beloved husband built. (And yes now we'll stop hijackin your Bluesky thread ^^;)
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obviousbear.bsky.social @obviousbear.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Sadly I have to object. You wouldn't want poor Ych Auction to suffer from a RAS syndrom, would you?
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obviousbear.bsky.social @obviousbear.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
My thought exactly. I want to see what I built. Ordered, sorted, bussed and split to the correct values.
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obviousbear.bsky.social @obviousbear.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
God damn what is it with me and writing today. I dislike caves because -they are in direct conflict- with my unnatural urge to have everything straight, flat and ordered. Turns out sentences make more sense if you put all the words in.
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obviousbear.bsky.social @obviousbear.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I heavily dislike caves because with my unnatural urge to have everything straight, flat and ordered. All that winding, up-and-down and whatnot terrain is terrible for that. And straight conveyor belts.
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obviousbear.bsky.social @obviousbear.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Be glad you're not in the room right now or I'd slap you. Useless, of course.
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obviousbear.bsky.social @obviousbear.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I always found fear to be one of the least useful effects because it just introduces more chaos to the room. But it's also that 3-room charge that makes it so utterly useful. ...and of course the closeup, yeah.
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obviousbear.bsky.social @obviousbear.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
And what's even worse, it's just an absolute F-Tier item to use. So it's double bad
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obviousbear.bsky.social @obviousbear.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Just keep lobbing evolution stones and z-crystals at them. At some point they're bound to become bigger, right?
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obviousbear.bsky.social @obviousbear.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Mom's Pad.
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obviousbear.bsky.social @obviousbear.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
First name: Ych
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obviousbear.bsky.social @obviousbear.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Honestly one of the most insulting type of comments I've seen pop up recently. "This is giving AI vibes". My dude. Girl. Person. Do you even realize how much you just spit into that artist's face?
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obviousbear.bsky.social @obviousbear.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Life cycle facts are fun to make up. Like... Peryton is biologically like an immortal Jellyfish, cycling up and down in age in an endless loop. He once shot Lincoln, but missed.
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obviousbear.bsky.social @obviousbear.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
One thing is for certain: the more exhaustive and complicated a website makes it for me to opt out of vendor cookies, the more likely I am to take the time and deny every single one.
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obviousbear.bsky.social @obviousbear.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
God I was always so bad at that one
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obviousbear.bsky.social @obviousbear.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ironically in German it sounds extremely similar to "Furchtbar", which means 'terrible'
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obviousbear.bsky.social @obviousbear.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
That's one professor that has his work ethics straight! (if nothing else about the situation is)
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obviousbear.bsky.social @obviousbear.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Nothing better than ultra casual predators. Why care about being naked, smelling of sex and still having a half mast? It's not as if your food will be able to tell anyone about it, or have much time to complain. ....not that I would imagine little guy to complain much. (yet).
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obviousbear.bsky.social @obviousbear.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It's weird how AI has even ruined even 'normal' porn. Hard to find genuine poses or scenes without someone slapping a 2 foot digitally enhanced dick onto the men.
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obviousbear.bsky.social @obviousbear.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"And we're all out of salmon"
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obviousbear.bsky.social @obviousbear.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
So far that dragon has forgotten...how big his dick is, how far to push his hand, how high up the ceiling is, and now how hard to push a swing. Truly that sheep must have the constitution of a crash test dummy to survive that relationship.
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obviousbear.bsky.social @obviousbear.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I figure it's a case of "If you find out, you're not in a position to ever tell anyone about it anymore."
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obviousbear.bsky.social @obviousbear.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
But that's the great thing. If they're following you, you don't even have to go outside to meet!
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obviousbear.bsky.social @obviousbear.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
You always gotta love armor that accommodates for a species' unique anatomy.
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obviousbear.bsky.social @obviousbear.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Ah, Venice!
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obviousbear.bsky.social @obviousbear.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
That awkward moment when you go to bed before your husband, your brain blanks on "good night" and opts for saying "good bye" instead.
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obviousbear.bsky.social @obviousbear.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
66 and counting. At this point you're so thoroughly dead, you'll approach the afterlive from the other side.
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obviousbear.bsky.social @obviousbear.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I guess it cuts down on a lot of the overhead if you make sure this happens before the end of month-payday.
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obviousbear.bsky.social @obviousbear.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
A professional Kobold will wash dragons of all sizes and shapes. Otherwise it's just a shady excuse for a handjob.
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obviousbear.bsky.social @obviousbear.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
When I listen to Hurt by Johnny Cash, I can't help but hear the line as "What have I become, my Swedish friend?" Then I can't stop myself from imagining him singing the song at the Swedish Chef from the Muppets. This is one of many reasons why I sometimes can't help but chuckle at serious events.
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obviousbear.bsky.social @obviousbear.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
"Yeah, I was actually quite filled up before putting you and your friends in there, but come on, I wanted to reach the funny numbers!"
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obviousbear.bsky.social @obviousbear.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Yeah, no way Ryan Drag'n wash would pull that trick with the melon and the ham without at least a dozen Kobolds and a few furries being there the next time he comes around.
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obviousbear.bsky.social @obviousbear.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
That's where the diaper vore furries win either case.
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obviousbear.bsky.social @obviousbear.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Or...just your friends >_> <_< But the OCs are great too!
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obviousbear.bsky.social @obviousbear.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Half the people will go "Ha, as if", the other half "As if, yeah. But if...what would be the name?" And the third half will go "Oh hey, I'm already following it, that's why it sounds so familiar"
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obviousbear.bsky.social @obviousbear.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Always an interesting thought to follow through. The dark brother of that thought is "There is a non zero chance that someone in this office/train/bus/etc. is wearing kink gear this very moment"
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obviousbear.bsky.social @obviousbear.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Honestly I'd love this so much. Not even for the small femboy part (tho they're always a bonus). But there are so many people that go 'oh, if only I was taller/hairier/chubbier/...', and I'm all 'Yeah, take it, PLEASE'. They would be happier, I would be happier.
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obviousbear.bsky.social @obviousbear.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Two Rolands just means they throw coins to see who can watch the other one get bred, cucked, eaten or snuffed. It works itself out back down to one in any scenario.
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obviousbear.bsky.social @obviousbear.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I had a classmate that broke his hand in gym class. By sitting on the bench during soccer practice. Got hit by a ball, fell backward, landed on his hand in a way that needed half a dozen screws to fix. It was glorious. ....what I'm trying to say is things can happen in a stupid way at any age.
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obviousbear.bsky.social @obviousbear.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I love hoe some artists go "Oh if I wanted to earn the big bucks, I'd just start drawing furry porn". Meanwhile every third post on my timelime is a furry artist going "God bills are fucking me over, taking ten more commissions just not to starve, dear god please buy one"
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obviousbear.bsky.social @obviousbear.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Some want to be with him. Some want to be within him. Can't get better than that, character-wise.
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obviousbear.bsky.social @obviousbear.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
When I used to RP, I always said that prey players did play by far the best predators. Because they know like no other what prey would love to see in a pred. I guess same might go for subby guys drawing big beefy predators?
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obviousbear.bsky.social @obviousbear.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
"You want me to do what with your what now? Without warmup?"
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obviousbear.bsky.social @obviousbear.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
It's not like they can carry that learning experience forward. I guess it's also why prey keeps falling for the same old tricks and promises that other predators would consider clichee.
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obviousbear.bsky.social @obviousbear.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I'm not asking for 'I'm sorry to hear' or any well intentioned tips, I just...needed to vent somewhere before I punch a wall until my fingers break, just so I have some other pain to distract me. This year really keeps breaking me.
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