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obviousbear.bsky.social

@obviousbear.bsky.social
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42, male, he/him, Germany. 18+ interactions only since I don't have a separate AD account.

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obviousbear.bsky.social @obviousbear.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
One thing is for certain: the more exhaustive and complicated a website makes it for me to opt out of vendor cookies, the more likely I am to take the time and deny every single one.
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obviousbear.bsky.social @obviousbear.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It's weird how AI has even ruined even 'normal' porn. Hard to find genuine poses or scenes without someone slapping a 2 foot digitally enhanced dick onto the men.
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obviousbear.bsky.social @obviousbear.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
That awkward moment when you go to bed before your husband, your brain blanks on "good night" and opts for saying "good bye" instead.
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obviousbear.bsky.social @obviousbear.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
When I listen to Hurt by Johnny Cash, I can't help but hear the line as "What have I become, my Swedish friend?" Then I can't stop myself from imagining him singing the song at the Swedish Chef from the Muppets. This is one of many reasons why I sometimes can't help but chuckle at serious events.
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obviousbear.bsky.social @obviousbear.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Yeah, no way Ryan Drag'n wash would pull that trick with the melon and the ham without at least a dozen Kobolds and a few furries being there the next time he comes around.
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obviousbear.bsky.social @obviousbear.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I love hoe some artists go "Oh if I wanted to earn the big bucks, I'd just start drawing furry porn". Meanwhile every third post on my timelime is a furry artist going "God bills are fucking me over, taking ten more commissions just not to starve, dear god please buy one"
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obviousbear.bsky.social @obviousbear.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
My dad died 4 months ago to the day. I should be able to grieve him. Instead, I spend every waking moment pre-grieving our dog. Watching him deteriorate just the tiniest bit every day. Hind legs slipping out from under him when he walks over smooth ground more often. Having more accidents.
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Ravalska @ravalska.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Something to like
A short comic about Rav finding a little self love thru Poro
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obviousbear.bsky.social @obviousbear.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I think all you need to know about Dolly Parton as a person is when you look her up, there's no "controversies" section in her Wikipedia page, but quite a long section for Philantrophy in support of education, LGBTQ, vaccination and animal welfare instead.
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BADROBBIE! 🔞 @badrobbiestudio.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Inconvenient bro time 🌃🍕⛓️💦
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obviousbear.bsky.social @obviousbear.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
It would be nice being able to walk the dog without breaking into tears, but watching him walk is just so heart wrenching by now. He's so...frail. Old. Not in pain, not visibly, but old. And then I remember how my father was barely more than a skeleton by the time it was over, and ...yeah. Fuck it.
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obviousbear.bsky.social @obviousbear.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
With my father having died a little over a month ago, yesterday was surprisingly unpleasant. Every second post a variation of 'think of your dad! Remember your dad! Talk to your dad!' But I guess that's also something you have to get used to. At least many people seemed to have a good time.
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obviousbear.bsky.social @obviousbear.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
New estimated temperature peak on Friday with 37°C (98,6°F). Our dog is 15 years old. Turn that shit down right this moment!
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obviousbear.bsky.social @obviousbear.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
How is it already the fucking summer solstice? It was just winter! Somehow the past month had a really odd time skip. And now we're in the middle of a heat wave to top things off. And yes, for central/northern Germany, in a flat right under the roof, this is HOT.
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𝐵𝓇𝑜𝓉𝒶𝓉𝑜 𝓟𝓪𝓭𝓻𝓮 @bubbagummyeen.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Full disclosure, walgreens has been unable to fulfill my ADHD meds for a month.
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obviousbear.bsky.social @obviousbear.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
The funny thing is that to me as a German, this sounds 100% like Dutch.
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obviousbear.bsky.social @obviousbear.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Basically half the vore furs I've seen so far
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obviousbear.bsky.social @obviousbear.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
That feeling when you want to show your husband a sketch you just recently saw on Youtube, only to find out that was 13 years ago.
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obviousbear.bsky.social @obviousbear.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Uh....thanks I guess? Someone should really tell their marketing team that this has gotten a new meaning since Alice in Wonderland though.
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obviousbear.bsky.social @obviousbear.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
I don't know if it's a grief thing but boy howdy do I have problems concentrating or staying on a task right now. Start game, already want to quit. Type something, delete. Like running on a wheel trying to stop and go faster at the same time.
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obviousbear.bsky.social @obviousbear.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
I don't care if people like the new look or not. All I care about is the inevitable deluge of new Starfox porn that furries will imevitably produce.
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obviousbear.bsky.social @obviousbear.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
How to sum up my father: after being washed and dressed, I commented that he looked like he could just get up any second and say "ha, just a practice! Joke's on you guys." And everyone agreed they wouldn't be too surprised by that.
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obviousbear.bsky.social @obviousbear.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
It's over. I feel sick.
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obviousbear.bsky.social @obviousbear.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
It's also heart wrenching to hear my mother say 'I hope he manages to die soon' on the phone. She doesn't mean it with malice. They've loved each other for more than 40 years. They said their goodbyes. She just wants him to not suffer.
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obviousbear.bsky.social @obviousbear.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Day 3 of just waiting. Dad isn't eating anymore, not drinking anymore, and mostly sleeping due to the painkillers. Everyone is just...waiting. Yesterday he woke up long enough to say he wants it to be over. In unrelated news I'm on my fifth migraine since Sunday.
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obviousbear.bsky.social @obviousbear.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Arrived in time. Got to say hello, show him we were there. Don't know if he'll make it through the night.
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Hidden Raptor @hiddenraptor.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Big surprise flop Sketch com done for: @draxler.bsky.social
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obviousbear.bsky.social @obviousbear.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
It's a decidedly weird feeling to basically just wait and see how many days my dad can still stay alive before something kills him. Would not recommend.
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obviousbear.bsky.social @obviousbear.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
One of the many (many (many (MANY)))) reasons I have troubles talking to people :D
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obviousbear.bsky.social @obviousbear.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
At this point I really, REALLY wonder what kind of blackmail the creator of Big Mouth has on Netflix.
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
“you’re not americannn, why do u care about U.S politicssss?”
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obviousbear.bsky.social @obviousbear.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Another dream where a visitor stated how utterly horny they were, me offering a blowjob and them goong "rather have no sex at all than being intimate with you." Which is oddly fascinating to me, because I don't know where my subconscious is taking this from.
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obviousbear.bsky.social @obviousbear.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Sometimes I wonder how my life would have turned out if I didn't only have two modes, 'don't focus on stuff for more than five minutes' and 'hyperfocus on bullshit that has no application in real life'.
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Page @impage.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
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Matty! @mattythemouse.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
The most culturally impactful game of the last 10 years looks like this.
* Froggit attacks you!
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obviousbear.bsky.social @obviousbear.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Thus could be so kinky, but nooo, it had to be medical. Booo.
Picture of a proctologist's chair for doing proctology stuff.
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obviousbear.bsky.social @obviousbear.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Having played WoW since classic, it's still amusing to me how Rogues went from "if you're sneaking, you're moving at half speed" to "So with the right talents, you're moving at twice the speed while stealthed"
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obviousbear.bsky.social @obviousbear.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
After 30 years online, I should be used to the cycle of "new space attracts artists and furries, and once established they ban them because payment processors and advertisers feel uncomfortable with sex. Only to then crash and burn because most of their users are gone." But it's still tiresome.
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obviousbear.bsky.social @obviousbear.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
He may be old, he may be tired, but he's still the best way to be woken up in the morning.
15 year old German Shepherd looking off somewhereHe noticed me being awakeHe gets excited at being petFull excitement achieved. Definitely not a yawn.
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obviousbear.bsky.social @obviousbear.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Based on recent conversations I sometimes wonder if I'm the only one not jerking off before bed. Maybe that's why I don't sleep so well? (Not that serious of course)
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obviousbear.bsky.social @obviousbear.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Disclaimer: I do not have a separate AD account. My posts can vary wildly from "Had tasty soup today" to "I want to ***** your **** with **** and ***** ****** *** purple *******". Please do not interact if you're under 18. And if you're not in the mood to randomly stumble into gay stuff.
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obviousbear.bsky.social @obviousbear.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Finally got around to watching A Monster Calls. Boy oh boy was that the wrong movie for my mood. And holy heck, the last movie I saw that got done dirty by its trailers like that was Bridge to Terabitha. And Goodbye Lenin of course.
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obviousbear.bsky.social @obviousbear.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
It's always funny to me when you have several people in a business call speaking English, until they realize "wait, we're all German?" and change language mid sentence.
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GlassShine @glassshine.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
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obviousbear.bsky.social @obviousbear.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Father's cancer confirmed to have spread, setting his life expectation to < 5 years. Dog is at an age where he has developed stool incontinence, setting his life expectation to <1 year. In short, not the best night. Not at all. Not fishing for sympathy or anything, just shouting out frustration.
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Grivaire @grivaire.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
The bsky furry experience, aka the dumbest shit i'll draw this year hopefully #nsfw
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obviousbear.bsky.social @obviousbear.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Having watched The Good Place again, I still think it's one of my favorite shows. Funny and hopeful at a time where most shows feel they need to be realistic and gray-and-gray moral. Only the ending grates me every time.
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obviousbear.bsky.social @obviousbear.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Me? Having preconceived notions about races in World of Warcraft? Impossible!
A screenshot of the World of Warcraft character selection screen. Two characters are visible. A tauren bull named "sheath" and a vulpera rogue named "sleeve".
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obviousbear.bsky.social @obviousbear.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Prime survival rule in vore: If they say "Of course I'll let you out again", get a signed affidavit of 2 or 3 separate witnesses that saw it happen before. Avoid any that look eager to see you get into the predator's maw. Otherwise whatever's left of you in the morning has no right to complain.
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Jennings: Let's not get our knickers in a twist here McGowan: Why are you talking like that? It's insane. Your attitude is just horrifying…
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