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@obviousbear.bsky.social
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42, male, he/him, Germany. 18+ interactions only since I don't have a separate AD account.

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obviousbear.bsky.social @obviousbear.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
To give a full perspective on how this worked out. My side of the factory. Clean. Sorted. Easy to follow and replicate layouts. ...then a wall. ...and then the part of the factory my beloved husband built. (And yes now we'll stop hijackin your Bluesky thread ^^;)
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obviousbear.bsky.social @obviousbear.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
My thought exactly. I want to see what I built. Ordered, sorted, bussed and split to the correct values.
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obviousbear.bsky.social @obviousbear.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
A fact that is so well known, it even worked in computer games!
A picture of a character from Postal 3 wielding the badger saw (a badger strapped into a harness meant to gnaw through obstacles)
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obviousbear.bsky.social @obviousbear.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
How is it already the fucking summer solstice? It was just winter! Somehow the past month had a really odd time skip. And now we're in the middle of a heat wave to top things off. And yes, for central/northern Germany, in a flat right under the roof, this is HOT.
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obviousbear.bsky.social @obviousbear.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Uh....thanks I guess? Someone should really tell their marketing team that this has gotten a new meaning since Alice in Wonderland though.
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obviousbear.bsky.social @obviousbear.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
If it is any consolation, this is the driving service our city is confidently offering since 2021.
A fleet of taxi cars in bright yellow, all labeled "bussi". While it is technically a old German word for "small kiss", the modern usage is quite more known among the youth.
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obviousbear.bsky.social @obviousbear.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Sadly I don't know the artist's name, but this comic is still the best illustration of this topic that I know
A horse lamenting that no one can give him a blowjob due to his size is introduced to a small hamster guy. He is worried but reassured that it will work out. In the last panel we see the horse finally getting to enjoy a blowjob while the hamster has two thirds of the stallion's cock bulging out his cheek pouch
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obviousbear.bsky.social @obviousbear.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Fourteen if you've properly trained with your werewolf boyfriend.
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obviousbear.bsky.social @obviousbear.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Thus could be so kinky, but nooo, it had to be medical. Booo.
Picture of a proctologist's chair for doing proctology stuff.
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obviousbear.bsky.social @obviousbear.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
He may be old, he may be tired, but he's still the best way to be woken up in the morning.
15 year old German Shepherd looking off somewhereHe noticed me being awakeHe gets excited at being petFull excitement achieved. Definitely not a yawn.
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obviousbear.bsky.social @obviousbear.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
I feel this is obligatory to post as a reply here
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obviousbear.bsky.social @obviousbear.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
And she'd get off on it!
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obviousbear.bsky.social @obviousbear.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
This word has forever and inexorably been connected in my brain to this cartoon.
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obviousbear.bsky.social @obviousbear.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Me? Having preconceived notions about races in World of Warcraft? Impossible!
A screenshot of the World of Warcraft character selection screen. Two characters are visible. A tauren bull named "sheath" and a vulpera rogue named "sleeve".
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obviousbear.bsky.social @obviousbear.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
I can't take Cuxhaven serious. Even their license plates begin with 'cux'. I blame furries.
A photo of two mascots, Jan Cux and his wife Cuxi
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obviousbear.bsky.social @obviousbear.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
The vacation home we rented is so fancy, it has a full blown cuck couch
Photo of a two-seater couch for all those happy foursome moments where two guys just want to sit and take notes
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obviousbear.bsky.social @obviousbear.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
Do I do meal prep? Well, kinda.
Medication for a week all sorted
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obviousbear.bsky.social @obviousbear.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
I know I've said it somewhere else before, but nothing sums up the live-drawing class situation better than this Tumblr post. Anyone that is serious about those classes knows sexy things remain relegated to fantasy.
Tumblr-User professorpineapple posts:

"you're an art model does that mean you're NAKED?"
"yeah"
"whoa ...those lucky artists ;)"

...buddy.

Tumblr-User professorpineapple adds a second post:

idk who started the idea that life drawing classes have anything sexy going on
like, there's at least ten people in the room and we're all tired and covered in charcoal.

the dude in front who's staring at my boobs has been trying to get the shading right for 10 minutes. he's almost out of paint. he is crying.
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obviousbear.bsky.social @obviousbear.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
I also did the thing for once! I guess not many surprised for people that know me in that context. (Disclaimer: The 'No Thank you' in this case mostly meant 'I don't mind seeing it, or talking about it, but it just...doesn't do anything for me. Like at all. Might as well talk about geology')
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obviousbear.bsky.social @obviousbear.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
Honestly, all I could think of was this
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obviousbear.bsky.social @obviousbear.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
It's honestly fascinating, because in the first version of D&D, Kobolds looked like this one. The description was so vague that over the years, the versions in the US drifte towards little lizard dragon things, while in Japan they went and developed with the dog like version.
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obviousbear.bsky.social @obviousbear.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
One of the things a lot of people that go "Oh 36 in Germany, it's just summer, here in Texas that's a cool day, la di da." often ignore is the sheer difference in latitude. So for comparison: It's 36°C in Vancouver for us here right now.
A map overlaying European cities on the North American continent and vice versa, showing how far north EU cities are compared to the US ones.
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obviousbear.bsky.social @obviousbear.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
It's where the word Nightmare comes from. A malevolent spirit sitting on you, giving you bad dreams and keeping you from waking up. Interestingly enough in German Albtraum (Alb dream) has the same background. Alb being an elf like spirit that can send bad dreams. There's also this famous painting:
The Nightmare (Henry Fuseli, 1781)
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obviousbear.bsky.social @obviousbear.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
Tumblr doesn't get a lot of things right, but this post about live drawing always comes to mind in this regard (not that it couldn't be different in furry world of course):
A user complaining about people thinking naked modeling is sexy:
"idk wo started the idea that life drawing classes have anything sexy going on like. there's at least ten people in the room and we're all tired and covered in charcoal.
the dude in front who's staring at my boobs has been trying to get the shading right for 10 minutes. he's almost out of paint. he is crying."
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obviousbear.bsky.social @obviousbear.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
I am honestly glad it was so well received and you get to explore this interest of yours without experiencing toxicity (a.k.a. "how dare you draw anything but the topics we're used of you"). I do hope you're also spared the reverse though, because there's always some over eager people.
Butterfly Dude meme about how some people want to interpret any ambiguous artwork as vore
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