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obrian @obrian93.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I think Don Jr looks so much better since he started taking cocaine
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obrian @obrian93.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Not AI. She looks even less real in person
A photo of a recent acquaintance, Dottie, an absurdly beautiful cat
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obrian @obrian93.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I think the “AI slowdown” has more to do with the insane amount of money being dumped into a technology that has yet to become a marketable product and that has no capacity to scale in any meaningful way
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obrian @obrian93.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
DONT CALL IT A COMEBACK (I only just got here)
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obrian @obrian93.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I really don’t think that there’s more than one way to skin a cat. Not that I can think of anyway
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obrian @obrian93.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I am filled with overwhelming rage after reading the opinion of some stranger I’ll never meet regarding some other stranger I’ll never meet
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obrian @obrian93.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I don’t like the idea of multiple parallel dimensions because I don’t want to learn that I’m in the dumbest one
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obrian @obrian93.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I am deeply troubled by the continued existence of Necco Wafers
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obrian @obrian93.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
An empty package for a “Disappearing Ink Pen.”  Because it disappeared! I’m a nonstop riot.
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obrian @obrian93.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Not a sponsored post! I made this, so I get ALL the money. Go buy a lot of them. I present to you, a thing for inflating your tires: www.amazon.com/dp/B0H7T9JK9J
"product card" of a little hose for sale on amazon who doesn't use normal opengraph tags so I had to fake one with my own picture
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𝐼𝓂𝒶𝑔𝒾𝓃𝑒 Skin Dolls covered revealed @emmajuned.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Can someone please post about their pet that’s alive.
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obrian @obrian93.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Chef Boyardee pizza kit! Tastes exactly the way it did 40 years ago. “Good” might be a little generous, but certainly fun
Photograph of a sad little pizza consisting of a quick bread crust, tomato sauce, and grated Parmesan cheese
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obrian @obrian93.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
My enjoyment and appreciation of contemporary music is inversely proportional to the amount of hair I notice growing in my ears.
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obrian @obrian93.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Epstein files.
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obrian @obrian93.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
The Google app is nothing more than the restless ghost of AOL desperately clinging to some long gone imagined relevance.
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obrian @obrian93.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I'm curious if all the breathless reports of all the people using AI everyday includes those of us using any Microsoft or Adobe product. Or just wanting to use Google. It's hard to search for "80s anime sideboob" with a clear conscience knowing that it now requires 16 gallons of water.
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obrian @obrian93.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Say hello to one of the few people to openly admit that they don’t like baclava
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obrian @obrian93.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I just watched a team play like someone recently humiliated them on the world stage
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obrian @obrian93.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
From the bottom of an actual invoice: When you provide a check as payment, you authorize CEP America to use information from your check to make a one-time electronic fund transfer from your account. Pretty sure they're describing the one and only way checks work.
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obrian @obrian93.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Don’t offer me advice unless you’re old enough to have been forced to learn square dancing in junior high as part of your gym class curriculum.
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obrian @obrian93.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
We must stop the Chinese threat to expose the fact that I’ve been lying about my daily step count, like, for years.
theepochtimes.com
China-Made Fitness Trackers May Threaten US Security, Senators Warn
Lawmakers worry that wearable technology, such as smartwatches, may contain China-made components that could send Americans’ health data to the CCP.
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obrian @obrian93.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Gave Alien: Earth a try. Now I want to replace every display I own with a VT100
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obrian @obrian93.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Just read an article about all of our oligarchs and their increasing obsession with transhumanism. Is this the “trans for everybody” thing that Trump was bleating about in all those rallies? Because this one I’m not too keen on to be honest
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Noelle @finallynoelle.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
Might save a life.
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obrian @obrian93.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Do the French have a word about being physically intimate with someone and then afterward going to the bathroom only to be horrified by turning on the light and coming face-to-face with a blotchy, pink corpse in the mirror? Hate that.
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obrian @obrian93.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
The first thing I’d learn as medical examiner is how to identify icicle stab wounds. None of that locked-room-puddle bullshit on my watch.
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obrian @obrian93.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Dear restaurants, However you decide to cook that bacon will be fine with me
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obrian @obrian93.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
The pandemic changed a lot of things, but I do like the fact that we all came together and agreed that pharmacy workers should get to have lunch.
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obrian @obrian93.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
“It’s got the crunch with the punch..”
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obrian @obrian93.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
I’m starting to think that I might have an attention-span issue. It will feel so good to finally come out to my friends and family who will no doubt be shocked
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obrian @obrian93.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
I DO NOT LIKE being of an age where getting laid is viewed as "cute."
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obrian @obrian93.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
For the love of little baby Jesus, an immigrant CANNOT take your job. They can, however, be given your job by your very American employer. Get mad at the people making those decisions, not the people simply accepting job offers
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obrian @obrian93.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
I wish that Trump would post something shitty about me online. I would use it in place of a resume
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obrian @obrian93.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Every election cycle the House of Representatives must be rearranged to preserve the isle between parties
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obrian @obrian93.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
If you’re reading this, don’t be reading this. Also, I love you.
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obrian @obrian93.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Won't make it through another entire lap of Star Trek Enterprise, but I made it far enough to see one of my favorite bits of ST history. #StarTrek #StarTrekEnterprise
Scene from Star Trek Enterprise showing Klingons experiencing a holodeck for the first time. One points into the distance and declares, "I can see my house from here"
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obrian @obrian93.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
The restaurant chain Bibibop is to Korean food what Chipotle’s is to Korean food
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obrian @obrian93.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
This is great news seeing as how I eat 110 pieces of burnt toast every single day
theguardian.com
Scientists develop gene-edited wheat that can make toasted bread less carcinogenic
Bread and biscuits made from Crispr-edited wheat showed substantially reduced acrylamide levels
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obrian @obrian93.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
The Apollo mission team carefully calculated the launch time so they could land during a full moon so it wouldn’t be too dark to go out
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United Humanists @unitedhumanists.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
This 💯
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obrian @obrian93.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
If you’re going to post to complain about the new Harry Potter series please take a moment to spell out the whole name. I keep clicking on shit to see who’s outraged about Hewlett Packard being transphobic. I’m not saying they are or not. It’s just confusing is all
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Telephone Friend @ironyhat.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Best railcar graffiti I've ever seen
nine inch nails pretty freight machine
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obrian @obrian93.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Name an album you’ve heard in cassette
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obrian @obrian93.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
I’m going to order a big roll of those labels and have the best summer of my life
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obrian @obrian93.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Now that I think about it, it’s pretty ingenious. We will destroy the intelligence apparatus of our enemies through attrition.
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obrian @obrian93.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Just saw "Roger Waters: This is not a Drill." Didn’t like it. I didn’t care for all the singing and I really miss Divine
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obrian @obrian93.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
All we have is each other. And I guess AWS.
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obrian @obrian93.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
TIL: Supreme Court Justice Alito was not the presiding judge in the OJ Simpson trial. That guy was named Lance Ito. Don’t act like you already knew. #TIL
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obrian @obrian93.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Dear international news agencies, Please stop referring to Micheál Martin as “taoiseach” until at least tomorrow. I’m too tired to learn a new word today.
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CrimethInc. Ex-Workers' Collective @crimethinc.com · 08/03/2026
Happy International Women's Day. 🏴
A newspaper headline from over a century ago, reading:

WOMEN ANARCHISTS HAVE BECOME
THE TERROR OF WORLDS POLICE

Their Daring Crimes Are Said to Have Out-
stripped the Deeds of Brothers of the Red

Search for the Woman is Becoming a Safe Rule in Crimes Proceeding From Anarchistic Violence—The Guardians of the World Nearly Always Finda Woman Implicated When a Ruler is Stricken Down—Emotional Women Lose Sense of Fear.
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