obrian @obrian93.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I think Don Jr looks so much better since he started taking cocaine 010 0
obrian @obrian93.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I think the “AI slowdown” has more to do with the insane amount of money being dumped into a technology that has yet to become a marketable product and that has no capacity to scale in any meaningful way 000 0
obrian @obrian93.bsky.social · 06/09/2026I really don’t think that there’s more than one way to skin a cat. Not that I can think of anyway 010 0
obrian @obrian93.bsky.social · 05/09/2026I am filled with overwhelming rage after reading the opinion of some stranger I’ll never meet regarding some other stranger I’ll never meet 020 0
obrian @obrian93.bsky.social · 02/09/2026I don’t like the idea of multiple parallel dimensions because I don’t want to learn that I’m in the dumbest one 000 0
obrian @obrian93.bsky.social · 29/08/2026I am deeply troubled by the continued existence of Necco Wafers 110 0
obrian @obrian93.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Not a sponsored post! I made this, so I get ALL the money. Go buy a lot of them. I present to you, a thing for inflating your tires: www.amazon.com/dp/B0H7T9JK9J 000 0
Reposted by obrian𝐼𝓂𝒶𝑔𝒾𝓃𝑒 Skin Dolls covered revealed @emmajuned.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Can someone please post about their pet that’s alive. 5871600100 0
obrian @obrian93.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Chef Boyardee pizza kit! Tastes exactly the way it did 40 years ago. “Good” might be a little generous, but certainly fun 020 0
obrian @obrian93.bsky.social · 20/08/2026My enjoyment and appreciation of contemporary music is inversely proportional to the amount of hair I notice growing in my ears. 010 0
obrian @obrian93.bsky.social · 03/08/2026The Google app is nothing more than the restless ghost of AOL desperately clinging to some long gone imagined relevance. 000 0
obrian @obrian93.bsky.social · 14/07/2026I'm curious if all the breathless reports of all the people using AI everyday includes those of us using any Microsoft or Adobe product. Or just wanting to use Google. It's hard to search for "80s anime sideboob" with a clear conscience knowing that it now requires 16 gallons of water. 030 0
obrian @obrian93.bsky.social · 13/07/2026Say hello to one of the few people to openly admit that they don’t like baclava 110 0
obrian @obrian93.bsky.social · 07/07/2026I just watched a team play like someone recently humiliated them on the world stage 050 0
obrian @obrian93.bsky.social · 23/06/2026From the bottom of an actual invoice: When you provide a check as payment, you authorize CEP America to use information from your check to make a one-time electronic fund transfer from your account. Pretty sure they're describing the one and only way checks work. 010 0
obrian @obrian93.bsky.social · 19/06/2026Don’t offer me advice unless you’re old enough to have been forced to learn square dancing in junior high as part of your gym class curriculum. 120 0
obrian @obrian93.bsky.social · 19/06/2026We must stop the Chinese threat to expose the fact that I’ve been lying about my daily step count, like, for years.theepochtimes.comChina-Made Fitness Trackers May Threaten US Security, Senators WarnLawmakers worry that wearable technology, such as smartwatches, may contain China-made components that could send Americans’ health data to the CCP. 000 0
obrian @obrian93.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Gave Alien: Earth a try. Now I want to replace every display I own with a VT100 000 0
obrian @obrian93.bsky.social · 01/06/2026Just read an article about all of our oligarchs and their increasing obsession with transhumanism. Is this the “trans for everybody” thing that Trump was bleating about in all those rallies? Because this one I’m not too keen on to be honest 040 0
obrian @obrian93.bsky.social · 28/05/2026Do the French have a word about being physically intimate with someone and then afterward going to the bathroom only to be horrified by turning on the light and coming face-to-face with a blotchy, pink corpse in the mirror? Hate that. 010 0
obrian @obrian93.bsky.social · 24/05/2026The first thing I’d learn as medical examiner is how to identify icicle stab wounds. None of that locked-room-puddle bullshit on my watch. 040 0
obrian @obrian93.bsky.social · 23/05/2026Dear restaurants, However you decide to cook that bacon will be fine with me 120 0
obrian @obrian93.bsky.social · 12/05/2026The pandemic changed a lot of things, but I do like the fact that we all came together and agreed that pharmacy workers should get to have lunch. 010 0
obrian @obrian93.bsky.social · 05/05/2026I’m starting to think that I might have an attention-span issue. It will feel so good to finally come out to my friends and family who will no doubt be shocked 020 0
obrian @obrian93.bsky.social · 04/05/2026I DO NOT LIKE being of an age where getting laid is viewed as "cute." 030 0
obrian @obrian93.bsky.social · 30/04/2026For the love of little baby Jesus, an immigrant CANNOT take your job. They can, however, be given your job by your very American employer. Get mad at the people making those decisions, not the people simply accepting job offers 0102 0
obrian @obrian93.bsky.social · 27/04/2026I wish that Trump would post something shitty about me online. I would use it in place of a resume 082 0
obrian @obrian93.bsky.social · 24/04/2026Every election cycle the House of Representatives must be rearranged to preserve the isle between parties 010 0
obrian @obrian93.bsky.social · 19/04/2026If you’re reading this, don’t be reading this. Also, I love you. 072 0
obrian @obrian93.bsky.social · 12/04/2026Won't make it through another entire lap of Star Trek Enterprise, but I made it far enough to see one of my favorite bits of ST history. #StarTrek #StarTrekEnterprise 021 0
obrian @obrian93.bsky.social · 10/04/2026The restaurant chain Bibibop is to Korean food what Chipotle’s is to Korean food 010 0
obrian @obrian93.bsky.social · 07/04/2026This is great news seeing as how I eat 110 pieces of burnt toast every single daytheguardian.comScientists develop gene-edited wheat that can make toasted bread less carcinogenicBread and biscuits made from Crispr-edited wheat showed substantially reduced acrylamide levels 010 0
obrian @obrian93.bsky.social · 06/04/2026The Apollo mission team carefully calculated the launch time so they could land during a full moon so it wouldn’t be too dark to go out 000 0
obrian @obrian93.bsky.social · 29/03/2026If you’re going to post to complain about the new Harry Potter series please take a moment to spell out the whole name. I keep clicking on shit to see who’s outraged about Hewlett Packard being transphobic. I’m not saying they are or not. It’s just confusing is all 000 0
Reposted by obrianTelephone Friend @ironyhat.bsky.social · 28/03/2026Best railcar graffiti I've ever seen 4064771595 0
obrian @obrian93.bsky.social · 28/03/2026I’m going to order a big roll of those labels and have the best summer of my life 010 0
obrian @obrian93.bsky.social · 26/03/2026Now that I think about it, it’s pretty ingenious. We will destroy the intelligence apparatus of our enemies through attrition. 010 0
obrian @obrian93.bsky.social · 24/03/2026Just saw "Roger Waters: This is not a Drill." Didn’t like it. I didn’t care for all the singing and I really miss Divine 010 0
obrian @obrian93.bsky.social · 18/03/2026TIL: Supreme Court Justice Alito was not the presiding judge in the OJ Simpson trial. That guy was named Lance Ito. Don’t act like you already knew. #TIL 000 0
obrian @obrian93.bsky.social · 13/03/2026Dear international news agencies, Please stop referring to Micheál Martin as “taoiseach” until at least tomorrow. I’m too tired to learn a new word today. 011 0
Reposted by obrianCrimethInc. Ex-Workers' Collective @crimethinc.com · 08/03/2026Happy International Women's Day. 🏴 2849301928 0