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obrian @obrian93.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

That’s the bullshittiest bullshit I’ve seen in ages. And with a straight face no less

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obrian @obrian93.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

I really don’t think that there’s more than one way to skin a cat. Not that I can think of anyway

obrian @obrian93.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

I am filled with overwhelming rage after reading the opinion of some stranger I’ll never meet regarding some other stranger I’ll never meet

obrian @obrian93.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Exactly the reason I clicked!

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obrian @obrian93.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

(but go ahead and skip some of the middle parts)

obrian @obrian93.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

It’s like a witch cast a spell bringing Onion articles to life

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obrian @obrian93.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

I don’t like the idea of multiple parallel dimensions because I don’t want to learn that I’m in the dumbest one

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obrian @obrian93.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Thank you for visiting the United States. Please exit through the gift shop

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obrian @obrian93.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Great. Now Dathon’s confused face is going to be in my head for every song I hear for the next week 🤣

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During the American Civil War they were popular with Union soldiers, whose only other candy option must have been eating live bees

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Finally a reason to crank up those “death panels” hiding in the ACA!

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I’d call for a boycott of Boston Dynamics, but if I had that kind of money I’d already be dead after being crushed by several of the old hydraulic Atlas models trying to live out my dream of participating in a robot orgy

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obrian @obrian93.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

I am deeply troubled by the continued existence of Necco Wafers

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I got that on the first read! I did! It did NOT take me several minutes. Nope.

obrian @obrian93.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Showing my age, but minicomputer means something *very* different to me

obrian @obrian93.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

the bigger the bubble…

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obrian @obrian93.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Yep. Giving people more rights doesn’t cut into my supply. It’s not like a pie

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obrian @obrian93.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Not a sponsored post! I made this, so I get ALL the money. Go buy a lot of them. I present to you, a thing for inflating your tires: www.amazon.com/dp/B0H7T9JK9J

"product card" of a little hose for sale on amazon who doesn't use normal opengraph tags so I had to fake one with my own picture

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𝐼𝓂𝒶𝑔𝒾𝓃𝑒 Skin Dolls covered revealed @emmajuned.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Can someone please post about their pet that’s alive.

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obrian @obrian93.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Chef Boyardee pizza kit! Tastes exactly the way it did 40 years ago. “Good” might be a little generous, but certainly fun

Photograph of a sad little pizza consisting of a quick bread crust, tomato sauce, and grated Parmesan cheese

obrian @obrian93.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

If I had 100 guesses and several hints I would have never caught that. 🤔

obrian @obrian93.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

My enjoyment and appreciation of contemporary music is inversely proportional to the amount of hair I notice growing in my ears.

obrian @obrian93.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

INSTANT FOLLOW (inspection waived)

obrian @obrian93.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Only possible if the Dems actually go in and fight

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obrian @obrian93.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

I remember the thrill of the bun

obrian @obrian93.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Retinas but no Jaffa Cakes? Keep walking

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obrian @obrian93.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

The Google app is nothing more than the restless ghost of AOL desperately clinging to some long gone imagined relevance.

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obrian @obrian93.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

I'm curious if all the breathless reports of all the people using AI everyday includes those of us using any Microsoft or Adobe product. Or just wanting to use Google. It's hard to search for "80s anime sideboob" with a clear conscience knowing that it now requires 16 gallons of water.

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obrian @obrian93.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

Say hello to one of the few people to openly admit that they don’t like baclava

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obrian @obrian93.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

I just watched a team play like someone recently humiliated them on the world stage

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obrian @obrian93.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

AI slop not worth the 18 gallons of water used to make it. Off you fuck!

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He should have just stayed with Jane’s Addiction

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I think I’m one of about six people who preferred the theatrical cut

Whew! Sorry. Busy week. Anyway, it’s about my allemande …

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obrian @obrian93.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

unconstitutiwhat? I thought we were just done with all that

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From the bottom of an actual invoice: When you provide a check as payment, you authorize CEP America to use information from your check to make a one-time electronic fund transfer from your account. Pretty sure they're describing the one and only way checks work.