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Playing Chicken With Oblivion

@oblivionchicken.bsky.social
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Sad bastard. 🎶⚾️🏀⛳️😷📚🍺 Milwaukee Brewers | Bucks | Golf “You see, the life I live is sickening / I spent a decade playing chicken with oblivion / Day to day, I'm neck and neck with giving in / I'm the same old wreck I've always been” — David Berman

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Playing Chicken With Oblivion @oblivionchicken.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Maybe the Padres will exhaust themselves with all this hustle. Their stars sure are good when they try. The Cubs, on the other hand… yikes.
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Playing Chicken With Oblivion @oblivionchicken.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Someone with the White Sox must have noticed Altuve tends to stand with his heels in the grass. Weird to play that card now instead of waiting for higher leverage; maybe they figured it was use it or lose it. I thought they were right, but umpires probably demanded obvious evidence. Interesting!
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Playing Chicken With Oblivion @oblivionchicken.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
What is the purpose of the NFL’s illegal formation penalty for an offensive tackle being “uncovered”? I don’t understand why that formation would be unfair to the defense. The five OL are never eligible receivers, so why does this “trick” the D? @badgernoonan.bsky.social? @callmematub.bsky.social?
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Playing Chicken With Oblivion @oblivionchicken.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A fitting tribute to Miz by the Brewers to try to achieve a win total equal to his average fastball velocity.
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Playing Chicken With Oblivion @oblivionchicken.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Harrison has a new glove tonight. It’s not comically huge like Sasaki/Gausman, but it’s bigger. Hope that helps with the tipping.
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Playing Chicken With Oblivion @oblivionchicken.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
If the Packers were a baseball team, they’d be a lineup full of Joey Gallos and a replacement level pitching staff. Occasionally impressive bombs, but very few wins. Ugly stuff.
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Playing Chicken With Oblivion @oblivionchicken.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It’s hard to fathom how far the Brewers have come. Irrelevant laughing stock to model franchise. Hopeless contraction candidate to perennial contender. None of this was likely. Don’t take it for granted. Cheers, Brewers fans!!!
badgerherald.com
Enough of the cheapskate act
As a lifelong Milwaukee Brewers fan, I’ve been a lot of things: humbled, embarrassed, humiliated, saddened. There’s one thing, however, that I have never been, and that’s betrayed. That is, until this...
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Playing Chicken With Oblivion @oblivionchicken.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Early Presidents Cup thoughts: - Medinah is unrecognizable in a good way; - the out of bounds fence is awesome; - the greens are much firmer than expected & hopefully will keep drying out; - the uniforms are super clean, but why is Adam Scott the only player wearing black shoes?
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Playing Chicken With Oblivion @oblivionchicken.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Sal Frelick’s injured throwing arm is not playable unless he hits a lot, and he’s not hitting much at all. Lara and Lockridge are gonna be more useful in the postseason, I think. It sucks, but Sal is clearly nowhere close to 100%.
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Playing Chicken With Oblivion @oblivionchicken.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Game three starter Colton Gordon.
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Playing Chicken With Oblivion @oblivionchicken.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The BMW PGA feed with no commentary was mesmerizing. Proves the point that a lot of golf coverage would be way better if everyone just shut up and let us watch the shots.
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Playing Chicken With Oblivion @oblivionchicken.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Phantom Brewer Grant Wolfram had one day of service time in April 2025 but did not pitch.
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Playing Chicken With Oblivion @oblivionchicken.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Is Daniel Vogelbach feuding with Pete Alonso? That was the most confrontational Abner celebration since he DMX’d Ollie Marmol.
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Playing Chicken With Oblivion @oblivionchicken.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Gonna have PTSD seeing clips of Alonso homers to right field for the rest of my life. An untreatable affliction.
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Playing Chicken With Oblivion @oblivionchicken.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
“The orange ‘B’ logo featured on the hats, the helmets and the trim of the jerseys is inspired by the Baltimore Baseball Club of the 1890s. It’s a symbol of the city’s rich baseball history, and the mark was built into the green end seats in the ballpark when it first opened.” These are cool.
Orioles city connect hat with Camden B
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Playing Chicken With Oblivion @oblivionchicken.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The rare post sponsored by FanDuel, DraftKings, Kalshi, AND Polymarket. Disagree with the officiating? Shut up and just keep pounding those parlays, sheeple! Glad JR is getting his bag, at least. 😂
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Playing Chicken With Oblivion @oblivionchicken.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The Packers get all the calls.
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Playing Chicken With Oblivion @oblivionchicken.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Eugenio Suárez has homered against the Brewers in 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, 2020, 2021, 2024, and 2026. He didn’t play against the Brewers in 2022. He’s on the Jay Bruce Brewer Ruiner list for sure.
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Playing Chicken With Oblivion @oblivionchicken.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Entering today, Joey Ortiz is the sixth most valuable Brewers position player according to both bWAR and fWAR.
Brewers 2026 bWAR leaderboardBrewers 2026 fWAR leaderboard
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Playing Chicken With Oblivion @oblivionchicken.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Brewers fans have Eric to thank for the schadenfreude close-ups of Counsell after big moments that don’t go the Cubs’ way. We salute you, Eric!
Cameraman Eric on Brewers TVCameraman Eric zooming in on Counsell
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Playing Chicken With Oblivion @oblivionchicken.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Jackson Chourio has that special thing that only guys like Tiger Woods have. In the biggest moments, he is on another level. And he’s 22!
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Playing Chicken With Oblivion @oblivionchicken.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Umpire #88 is a racist asshole. Hmmm.
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Playing Chicken With Oblivion @oblivionchicken.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
A friendly reminder that Devin Williams faced 30 Reds batters over 9 games in 2023. He gave up no hits, no runs, and three walks. He struck out 17 (57%).
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Playing Chicken With Oblivion @oblivionchicken.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Cooper Pratt is way better than the public prospect list consensus suggested. The Brewers obviously rated him much more highly. If this is his floor, the extension he signed could be an Acuña-level underpay.
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Playing Chicken With Oblivion @oblivionchicken.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Gausman’s glove is comically large. It is allegedly a 13” Marucci, but I’m skeptical; it looks a lot like one of those 15” slow pitch gloves that would only look right on Jack Reacher.
chicagotribune.com
Splitter’s the difference: Why Chicago Cubs starter Kevin Gausman started using a much bigger mitt
Chicago Cubs starter Kevin Gausman uses a 13-inch mitt. Some major-league first basemen don’t even use a glove that size.
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Playing Chicken With Oblivion @oblivionchicken.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Big reunion at Wrigley tonight for the second half of the 2018 1st round draft class.
2018 first round draft picks including Turang, Rolison, Hoerner, and Naylor.
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Playing Chicken With Oblivion @oblivionchicken.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Brewers should consider giving Bo Naylor a chance behind the plate for Miz’s next start. Simplify the game plan and give Miz a reset. He and Contreras are falling into bad pitch calling patterns and the Cubs have been smart enough to notice and prepare.
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Playing Chicken With Oblivion @oblivionchicken.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Bring in the Kraken and let him eat. He’s got at least 100 pitches in the tank.
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Playing Chicken With Oblivion @oblivionchicken.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
The sound production on this Fox broadcast of Brewers-Rangers is awful: the overall volume and the mix of booth/field/crowd mics are fluctuating wildly. I guess this is appropriate as we listen to Levering and Smoltz’s very (very!) awkward first game together.
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Playing Chicken With Oblivion @oblivionchicken.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
The Brewers have 84 wins. There are two games left in *August*. From 1993 until 2008, the Brewers never won 84 games in a *full season*. That’s *15 seasons*! Glory Days, indeed.
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Playing Chicken With Oblivion @oblivionchicken.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
AL West relievers are probably the big leaguers I’m least familiar with. Today I learned Chase Silseth exists and has nasty stuff. Welcome to the Brewers at a future trade deadline to be determined, Chase!
Chase Silseth 2026 Baseball Savant movement profile
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Playing Chicken With Oblivion @oblivionchicken.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Would love to watch an alternate history film where the 2002 Brewers hire Pat Murphy instead of Jerry Royster to take over for Davey Lopes. Could Murph drag this horseshit team into contention? The scenes with Alex Sánchez, Jeffrey Hammonds, Ronnie Belliard, & Takahito Nomura would win Oscars.
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Playing Chicken With Oblivion @oblivionchicken.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Classy shout out from Garrett Mitchell to Karl Ravech.
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Playing Chicken With Oblivion @oblivionchicken.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Even at a replacement level course, the enshittified Zombie Western Open is a great event. The fans in St. Louis are great and are making it feel like a big deal. Huge contrast to last weekend in Memphis.
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Playing Chicken With Oblivion @oblivionchicken.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Giannis taking Vin in the divorce is rough, but I’m glad he landed on his feet. It’ll be weird rooting for the Heat.
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Playing Chicken With Oblivion @oblivionchicken.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Strong evidence suggests "Jim Jarvis" is Travis Jankowski in disguise.
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Playing Chicken With Oblivion @oblivionchicken.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
This feels like a Mandela Effect thing, but Martín Pérez's stuff would have been almost exactly MLB average in 2006 (the first year of PITCHf/x). Twenty years later, backup catcher Gary Sánchez has better velo than that. Hitting is sooooooo hard.
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Playing Chicken With Oblivion @oblivionchicken.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I have a theory that the Brewers offense is significantly better when the home plate umpire is elite (like Quinn Wolcott today), but I lack the technical ability to figure out whether it is correct. Has anyone ever looked into this? @matrueblood.bsky.social?
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Playing Chicken With Oblivion @oblivionchicken.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Joey Ortiz is making the Shohei vs. PCA MVP debate irrelevant.
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Playing Chicken With Oblivion @oblivionchicken.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I like how Dan Wilson managed that inning. It was smart to have two left-handers ready in the pen. That allowed him to keep an exhausted Miller in to face Bauers and Yelich. Otherwise the Brewers wouldn’t have scored so many runs. A true chess master in action.
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Playing Chicken With Oblivion @oblivionchicken.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
John Smoltz is more confident in his opinions about pitching injuries than the Pope is in his opinions about the Bible. And somehow the Pope has more evidence to cite!
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Playing Chicken With Oblivion @oblivionchicken.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
When the Brewers played the Dodgers in the 2018 NLCS, Luis Lara was 13 years old.
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Playing Chicken With Oblivion @oblivionchicken.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Even though Lee Child denies it, the Amazon showrunners have clearly sided with the people of Reddit: Jack Reacher is autistic. I hope this delightful show gets 10 more seasons.
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Playing Chicken With Oblivion @oblivionchicken.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Pablo Torre is going to take down the Dodgers. Some day soon, President AOC should make him a special prosecutor and unleash him on everyone in the sports corruption universe. Down goes Walters! Down goes Silver! Down goes Balmer! Down goes Kushner! Down goes Kalshi! A person can dream.
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Playing Chicken With Oblivion @oblivionchicken.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Jake Bauers and Ryan Braun sound nearly identical. Bauers speaks slightly slower and with a tiny SoCal surfer twang. Braun is slightly more polished and college-y. Any Brewers fan linguistics professors who can confirm/refute?
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Playing Chicken With Oblivion @oblivionchicken.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Andrew Vaughn looks more comfortable as a third baseman than Gary Sánchez does as a first baseman, but neither will be winning a Gold Glove. The 2018 nostalgia is nice, but that team hit 218 home runs. The 2026 Brewers have hit only 111.
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Playing Chicken With Oblivion @oblivionchicken.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Lyon Richardson looks like he should be playing for the Savannah Bananas (derogatory & complimentary).
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Playing Chicken With Oblivion @oblivionchicken.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
William Contreras’s batting stance is evolving closer and closer to Rickey Henderson’s crouch.
Rickey Henderson batting stance 1992William Contreras batting stance 1016
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Playing Chicken With Oblivion @oblivionchicken.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Having Bryse Wilson back in the Bryse Wilson role is comforting. Jake Woodford never felt right in that role. Bryse is the perfect combination of burly, durable, fast-working, filling-up-the-zone, and competent. An underrated addition (again).
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Playing Chicken With Oblivion @oblivionchicken.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
The ABS challenge system works well when the home plate umpire is good. When the umpire is struggling, it makes the game tedious and ugly. If anything convinces me that a fully automated system is best, it will be games like tonight. It’s also a good reminder that most of the umpires are excellent.
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