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I'm Matt but You Can CallMeMatub

@callmematub.bsky.social
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Packers, making stuff, whisk(e)y, lifting, and crude humor. Words for @acmepackingco.bsky.social. One third of Reporting As Eligible. I still never like posts, but this time I'm wearing pants.

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I'm Matt but You Can CallMeMatub @callmematub.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Nina found an AI cover page on Spotify and asked how they're able to do that. Most places insta-reject things they detect as copywritten. So I spent a little time trying to trick Suno and (kinda) successfully came up with a fuckin idiotic cover of Ohio Is For Lovers.
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I'm Matt but You Can CallMeMatub @callmematub.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
As mentioned on the show, here's the scene I referenced from That Thing You Do. www.youtube.com/watch?v=pUR5...
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That Thing You Do! Director's Cut. Additional Scene - Mr. White has a boy friend
YouTube video by James Winston
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I'm Matt but You Can CallMeMatub @callmematub.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Yarrr
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I'm Matt but You Can CallMeMatub @callmematub.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'm going to warn you: If you're spicybrain'd like me and get hyperfocused on projects, don't do this one. We're using Mango Display to drive the calendar/chores. I want more out of it than what Mango can do. Now I'm 6+ hours deep into setting up a Home Assistant server w/ github integration
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I'm Matt but You Can CallMeMatub @callmematub.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Nina worked really hard on organizing all the spices and got these special jars/labels I just turned to her and went "look, I'm sorry but I have to tell you. I messed up ALL the spices. They're mixed up like crazy You haven't noticed yet but the thyme is cumin" Her face. LMAO She might divorce me
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I'm Matt but You Can CallMeMatub @callmematub.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I have completed the 32" family dashboard calendar thing. It's awesome.
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I'm Matt but You Can CallMeMatub @callmematub.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This absolutely unhinged origin story is on an energy drink that I bought at the DOLLAR STORE
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I'm Matt but You Can CallMeMatub @callmematub.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Guys. Guys...it's a knight light. A KNIGHT LIGHT
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I'm Matt but You Can CallMeMatub @callmematub.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The last of my childhood sports heroes is walking off into the sunset. JV got his 1st all star when I was a senior in hs. I'm from an hour north of Detroit. Everyone followed the Tigers. So who's left? Aaron Rodgers is...yeah Lebron is from Ohio. Ew Sydney Crosby can get hit by a bus Yep. All gone
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I'm Matt but You Can CallMeMatub @callmematub.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Update on this: it was super easy. But I've already run into the limitations of the calendar engine we chose. I'm now looking into flashing new firmware on my Chromebox to run a Home Assistant family hub front-end I found on GitHub. This rabbit hole is brought to you by "Can I make it play music?"
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I'm Matt but You Can CallMeMatub @callmematub.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The homecoming parade for the high school in our district is this morning. All the elementaries are in it so my teacher wife and the kids are. I'm at the farmers market down the street and I accidentally got drunk on local whiskey samples. This is gonna be the best parade ever.
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I'm Matt but You Can CallMeMatub @callmematub.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Well at least it won't end with the same score as the wildcard game that broke Lambeau's home field advantage
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I'm Matt but You Can CallMeMatub @callmematub.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The best part of this game is how I just had to open YouTube and show my wife the Antonio Freeman OT touchdown against the Vikings because my wife wondered why Al Michaels called a guy "he did what"
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I'm Matt but You Can CallMeMatub @callmematub.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Really enjoy Amazon giving as a look at Gute and Policy watching their future employment go up in flames
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I'm Matt but You Can CallMeMatub @callmematub.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
He's not better. He's got better vision but is slow as fuck. He's a different kind of bad. Deck chairs on the Titanic.
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I'm Matt but You Can CallMeMatub @callmematub.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
THAT'S IT! good call
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I'm Matt but You Can CallMeMatub @callmematub.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
We're being punished for something. Not sure what, but it must have been bad
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I'm Matt but You Can CallMeMatub @callmematub.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Feels like I've been ready For you to come home for so long That I didn't think to ask you Where you'd gone, so why'd you go?
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I'm Matt but You Can CallMeMatub @callmematub.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This depressing display of football is a really great tone-setter for Noah Kahan after the game.
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I'm Matt but You Can CallMeMatub @callmematub.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
We are watching two bad teams play football badly while a great RB attempts to drag his bad team to a win. There is no meaning to this. There is no hope for any of us. It's all going to end in the infinite nothingness for us all. Eat Arby's
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Jennifer Kirton @jenktn.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
We have been screaming about the offensive line since October 2025, everybody responsible for its decline last year kept their jobs, and the front office decided injured guys would just be fine. Here we are. (We are in hell)
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I'm Matt but You Can CallMeMatub @callmematub.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It's Smack syndrome. Can't make the chip shots but the deep sumbitches are routine
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I'm Matt but You Can CallMeMatub @callmematub.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Jordan Love has been David Carr'd
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I'm Matt but You Can CallMeMatub @callmematub.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Should have tried a 69 yard field goal
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Jake @jake.hashtag.biz · 25/09/2026
They were in fact never going to go for it
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I'm Matt but You Can CallMeMatub @callmematub.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Michael Pickix
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I'm Matt but You Can CallMeMatub @callmematub.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Very rarely will I advocate for trendy commercial items, but goddamn is the Ninja Creami worth it. My only regret is not getting the soft serve one
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I'm Matt but You Can CallMeMatub @callmematub.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I was originally "caleb william's hammy" and JR was all "the apostrophe"
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I'm Matt but You Can CallMeMatub @callmematub.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Yesterday I got NFL Street Reborn 3.0 set up on my ROG Ally. Having just played through the ps2 version of NFL Street 2 on there with PCXS2, the un-modded version is still fresh. Verdict: A+++. Rosters are great. New fields are fun. Customizable soundtrack! nflstreetreborn.com/download.php
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Download — NFL Street Reborn
Download NFL Street Reborn 3.0. Free, no account needed. Runs on PC through the Dolphin emulator.
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I'm Matt but You Can CallMeMatub @callmematub.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
My wife wants one of those Skylight calendar things. I'll be dipped in shit and rolled in corn flakes before I spend $600 on a 27" locked down android tablet I bought a 32" Bluefin Brightsign display for $110 on ebay and I'll use the CMS to push my calendar web app. Should be fun!
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I'm Matt but You Can CallMeMatub @callmematub.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Today's victory pour is from my infinity bottle. Because that felt like it was never going to end
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I'm Matt but You Can CallMeMatub @callmematub.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
We all wanted another quarter of this game, many are saying
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I'm Matt but You Can CallMeMatub @callmematub.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Don't
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Dont Give Me Hope
ALT: Dont Give Me Hope
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I'm Matt but You Can CallMeMatub @callmematub.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I'm trying to disassociate from this game and then ST is like "here's a little hope tho" Fuck you. Let me stop caring
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I'm Matt but You Can CallMeMatub @callmematub.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
That's the season. If they make the playoffs feel free to come back and dunk on me, but with how awful the OL has been I REALLY feel like there's no coming back from losing your RT to a non-contact.
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I'm Matt but You Can CallMeMatub @callmematub.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
At the park with my daughter and some kids are playing what I think is "hospital". There's running and yelling and pretending to use phones. Suddenly I hear RING-RING RING-RING yes, hello? YOUR DAUGHTER IS DEAD oh no. Ok bye Bye
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I'm Matt but You Can CallMeMatub @callmematub.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I'm subbed to Dave's patreon. I pay money for this abuse
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I'm Matt but You Can CallMeMatub @callmematub.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Google added ai image generation to Chromecast devices for screensavers. Whenever my bedroom tv is unattended my kids mess with it. Just walked in to see the green Ninjago getting married to Avicii...
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I'm Matt but You Can CallMeMatub @callmematub.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The superintendent of my wife's school district has done a TON of shady stuff including forcing buildings to divide themselves and make room for charter schools. He's also on the board for a charter school. Until now, nothing explicitly illegal has happened. Until now gazette.com/2026/09/17/c...
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Colorado Springs D-11 employee alleges seizure of files, intimidation by top administrators
D-11’s ombudsperson alleges that the deputy superintendent seized confidential documents from her office between Feb. 2 and Feb. 6.
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I'm Matt but You Can CallMeMatub @callmematub.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
here goes nothin
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Curt Hogg @cyrthogg.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Jacob Misiorowski officially surpassed the threshold to qualify for the ERA title tonight. He would have to allow more than three times more runs than innings the rest of the way in order to not finish with the best single-season ERA in Brewers franchise history.
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Jennifer Kirton @jenktn.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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Girl Dancing While Crying
Alt: Girl Dancing While Crying
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twiqball @twiqball.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
You’re winning, against a backup QB, offense humming, defense getting stops…and then you do the exact same late game collapses from last year. Idk man. Idk how MLF addresses that locker room — again — with something like this.
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I'm Matt but You Can CallMeMatub @callmematub.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Where's the bodyweight call on that one you crooked fucks?
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I'm Matt but You Can CallMeMatub @callmematub.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Don't let it go unnoticed that the game would be tied if MaLF declined the penalty
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I'm Matt but You Can CallMeMatub @callmematub.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
4 bailouts on that drive if you include the blatant false start on the 2pt. Shawn Hochuli needs to be investigated.
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I'm Matt but You Can CallMeMatub @callmematub.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Bailed out 3 times on this drive alone
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I'm Matt but You Can CallMeMatub @callmematub.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Multiple stops negated by bullshit flags. But that hit on Jefferson is going to get pointed at as a no-call for the Packers like it would have made ANY difference
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I'm Matt but You Can CallMeMatub @callmematub.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The league called in that flag to keep the drive going and the game close.
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I'm Matt but You Can CallMeMatub @callmematub.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
MaLF staring dumbfounded at his Microsoft Surface ™️ It's never been more over
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