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dave_v2

@objectdave.bsky.social
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Athens, GA, bikes, exploded views, stuff, things. No pasarán. he/him.

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dave_v2 @objectdave.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Just don’t call it a fanny pack.
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dave_v2 @objectdave.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
So if there's any other way To spell the word, it's fine with me… with me
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dave_v2 @objectdave.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I’m more concerned that you apparently hydrated with a whole fifth of gin.
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dave_v2 @objectdave.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
probably can rule out Perlman.
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dave_v2 @objectdave.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
looks quiet: www.youtube.com/watch?v=5p_K...
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earthTV® White House Cam is back!
YouTube video by earthTV
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dave_v2 @objectdave.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Tfw you forget the box of tide pods in a hot car all week.
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dave_v2 @objectdave.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Glizzy taxi has a nice ring to it.
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dave_v2 @objectdave.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Oh so it’s “Yo street in a Range Rover”, not “Yo street in the Rainbow”? In my defense most of my music listening back then was via shitty speakers in loud places.
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dave_v2 @objectdave.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
A really fucked up Air Bud sequel is about to drop.
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dave_v2 @objectdave.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
My Sunday energy. But did i at least get to relax and recharge for the week ahead? Also no.
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dave_v2 @objectdave.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
And even if we engage seriously with the idea that Talarico needs to adopt a centrist position on trans issues in order to get elected, do they think a glowing write-up from Parker Molloy would help convince a center-right Texan to vote for him?
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dave_v2 @objectdave.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Also im not without blame for insufficiently yelling at other white cis men.
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dave_v2 @objectdave.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Yeah, sometimes I feel like Democrats suck but should be in power because their supporters are still critical of them and don’t offer monolithic support, not in spite of that. But that’s a hard thing to message.
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dave_v2 @objectdave.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Was just thinking about how the Texas trans community will likely still overwhelmingly vote for Talarico, while white cis men will overwhelmingly vote for his opponent, and how fucked up it is that white cis men are still yelling at trans people about being insufficiently supportive.
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dave_v2 @objectdave.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I gotta say I felt more 38 when I was in my late twenties than I did when I was 38.
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dave_v2 @objectdave.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Make a band edible: Yo la Mango.
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dave_v2 @objectdave.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Make a band edible: Bites of Spring (rolls)
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dave_v2 @objectdave.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Che is trying to get in there twice. Nice try, commie. One debate per customer.
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dave_v2 @objectdave.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Someone quote tweeted this criticizing the meme as a poor choice as it makes light of crimes with real, underage victims. They have since deleted it, but had a valid point, so deleting this shortly. It was my intent to ridicule the perpetrators and enablers, but agree that it hits wrong.
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dave_v2 @objectdave.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Die Hard is now Der Hard.
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dave_v2 @objectdave.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
They keep leaving but coming back for the washing machine. It’s a delicate cycle.
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dave_v2 @objectdave.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Best Star Trek crew, wrong answers only
Devo band photo from 1981, wearing blue v-neck jerseys.
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Tom Flood @tomflood.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
kids are the worst
kids biking on street 

Annoying kids force drivers to lightly tap a pedal directly below their foot to engage mysterious and unused brake function.
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dave_v2 @objectdave.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
It’s also the 25th anniversary of one of my favorite, and perhaps underrated They Might be Giants albums, Mink Car: www.youtube.com/watch?v=PagU...
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They Might Be Giants - Bangs (Official Audio)
YouTube video by ParticleMen
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dave_v2 @objectdave.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Wait no one invited me to any of those parties! Thought you guys were my friends!
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dave_v2 @objectdave.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
This was the origin of the phrase "in a pickle" to describe a difficult situation.
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dave_v2 @objectdave.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I vaguely recall there was something we were told to never do after 9/11. Never regret? no. Never pirouette? No no no, dang right there on the tip of my tongue.
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dave_v2 @objectdave.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Someone once told me that the mystery flavor dum-dums were made when they needed to change over the extruder from one flavor to another and would need to push out a mixture of previous/new flavor until the line was purged of the previous flavor. Wonder if something similar is going on here.
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dave_v2 @objectdave.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Aw man, i completely forgot about rock racing. the "Not DeAD" printed on my bib shorts right over my junk is raising a lot of questions already answered by the "Not DeAD" printed over my junk.
Extremely busy printed jersey with skulls and anarchy symbols and other garbage.
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dave_v2 @objectdave.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Not nearly enough busy gear/bone motif jerseys. retvrn.
Primal Jersey with random gears and shit on it.
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dave_v2 @objectdave.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
This wouldn’t crack the top 10 of weird shit he’s posted.
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Bishop Steiner @bishopsteiner.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
still one of the greatest conversations ever put on TV.
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 22/08/2026
“Once men turned their thinking over to machines in the hope that this would set them free. But that only permitted other men with machines to enslave them.” Frank Herbert, Dune
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dave_v2 @objectdave.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
This meeting could have been an MS paint bitmap.
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dave_v2 @objectdave.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Uno reverse Milgram experiment.
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dave_v2 @objectdave.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Except if your appeal is denied you get a severe electric shock.
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dave_v2 @objectdave.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Mash up of sickos meme with Calvin’s dad in cycling garb.
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dave_v2 @objectdave.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I don’t even want to see the inside of a good (real) burrito.
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dave_v2 @objectdave.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
There’s only one way to fix that: drink up Troy, we’re going to Croatia.
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dave_v2 @objectdave.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Somebody get Kelsey Plum a ticket to Iceland.
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dave_v2 @objectdave.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Nothing like smooth accurate cuts from a C10FS to make life feel a little better.
Legendary hitachi c10fs 10” sliding miter saw.  Skip the overrated festool and pick up one of these if you can find a good one.
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dave_v2 @objectdave.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
They put up a tada center here and they keep pulling rabbits and handkerchiefs and shit out of it.
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dave_v2 @objectdave.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Beefy crunch burrito going back in time to make things right.
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dave_v2 @objectdave.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Hold that thought until after crunch time.
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dave_v2 @objectdave.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Regional delicacy out of Kamloops: ham and toenail pizza.
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dave_v2 @objectdave.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
So we’re body-shaming emoji mice now?
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dave_v2 @objectdave.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
It’s just three wallet inspectors in a trenchcoat.
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dave_v2 @objectdave.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
5vz-fe! Relatively easy to work on. Good parts availability, lots of information online on how to fix it. Other than a maybe a 22re, not going to find better reliability and repairability.
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dave_v2 @objectdave.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Good chance the stool wielding teen would have prevented more harm than the intervening adult.
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dave_v2 @objectdave.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
We had switch installed for you so you could turn the tariffs on or off, not so you could throw tariff raves. Now let’s break open that glowstick and pour in JD Vance’s Mountain Dew. youtu.be/Zx1eDmuYQg8?...
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Strong Bad Email: Techno
YouTube video by trogdoor17
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