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dave_v2

@objectdave.bsky.social
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Athens, GA, bikes, exploded views, stuff, things. No pasarán. he/him.

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dave_v2 @objectdave.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
probably can rule out Perlman.
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dave_v2 @objectdave.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Che is trying to get in there twice. Nice try, commie. One debate per customer.
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dave_v2 @objectdave.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Best Star Trek crew, wrong answers only
Devo band photo from 1981, wearing blue v-neck jerseys.
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dave_v2 @objectdave.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Aw man, i completely forgot about rock racing. the "Not DeAD" printed on my bib shorts right over my junk is raising a lot of questions already answered by the "Not DeAD" printed over my junk.
Extremely busy printed jersey with skulls and anarchy symbols and other garbage.
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dave_v2 @objectdave.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Not nearly enough busy gear/bone motif jerseys. retvrn.
Primal Jersey with random gears and shit on it.
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dave_v2 @objectdave.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Mash up of sickos meme with Calvin’s dad in cycling garb.
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dave_v2 @objectdave.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Somebody get Kelsey Plum a ticket to Iceland.
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dave_v2 @objectdave.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Nothing like smooth accurate cuts from a C10FS to make life feel a little better.
Legendary hitachi c10fs 10” sliding miter saw.  Skip the overrated festool and pick up one of these if you can find a good one.
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dave_v2 @objectdave.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
What's up Doc? Doc: Bugs, I'm beginning to understand why you keep getting Dysentery.
Ai slop with snoopy in dress washing a diaper over a toilet, with a reclining bugs bunny eating a carrot on the seat.
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dave_v2 @objectdave.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
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dave_v2 @objectdave.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I guess we can assume there is not actually a Vatican gift shop:
Album covers of STP’s tiny music…songs from the Vatican gift shop.
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dave_v2 @objectdave.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
King’s Record Shop, Rosanne Cash
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dave_v2 @objectdave.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Daniel Craig looking distressed.
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dave_v2 @objectdave.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
not one day later, this pops into my feed. Yeah, don't think i can recommend the look.
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dave_v2 @objectdave.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Dark tortie cat in late afternoon grass
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dave_v2 @objectdave.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Exception: These little tasty abominations:
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dave_v2 @objectdave.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
The best film adaptation of the Odyssey, wrong answers only
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dave_v2 @objectdave.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
The father from Calvin and Hobbes as frustrated cyclist mashed up with sickos onion meme.
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dave_v2 @objectdave.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Tag yourself. It me rn:
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dave_v2 @objectdave.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Delighted that it’s getting 7x more shelf space than Yale university.
Store display showing one rack of blue tshirts with the Yale logo in white.
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dave_v2 @objectdave.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Bradley airport (Hartford, CT) gifts shops really doubling down on merch for a hockey team that’s been defunct for 29 years.
Display of Hartford Whalers merchandise.
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dave_v2 @objectdave.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Talked to Mitch McConnel for 20 minutes, he asked where his Killer tape at.
Handshake from predator meme.  Mitch McConnell over one arm, shameek from fucking 212 over the other. “Is he dead?” In center,  wi tang reference.
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dave_v2 @objectdave.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Let’s search for tressah!
Terrence and Phillip.
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dave_v2 @objectdave.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
It’s telling that they questioned whether anyone had made S/A allegations against him, not whether he had sexually assaulted anyone.
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dave_v2 @objectdave.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Character from the movie fandango that sleeps thru most of the plot.
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dave_v2 @objectdave.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Hangry? Be a Roaster not a Poaster!
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dave_v2 @objectdave.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Chevy chase punching Marty moose in the nose.
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dave_v2 @objectdave.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
hell yeah. gimme that shovel.
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dave_v2 @objectdave.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
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dave_v2 @objectdave.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Fyre fest boxed lunch
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dave_v2 @objectdave.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
WATCH OUT FOR THE PLANE.
Police Academy move screenshot showing plane Porta-potti being lifted by crane.  Bobcat Goldthwait directing the crane in Police Academy.
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dave_v2 @objectdave.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
That's not naplam, LTC Kilgore, but sure, smells like victory, i guess.
LTC Kilgore from iconic, "smells like victory" scencCandle labeld "this smells like my Vagina"
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dave_v2 @objectdave.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
The verification badge is the Southwestern style vest of poster's madness.
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dave_v2 @objectdave.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
This is what the guys on those DC horse statues are going to look like after the fresh gold leaf.
Horse statue on national mall.  DC mall horse statues
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dave_v2 @objectdave.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
"make me a house that looks pissed, like big mad" (Rufer House). Ok now i need to stop looking up Adolf Loos and get back to work.
House in Vienna that looks really mad, or straining really hard on the toilet.
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dave_v2 @objectdave.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Urban Dictionary Screengrab:

Golden Dome
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The act of urinating in a persons mouth while receiving oral.
Jesse got golden dome from Amy last night. She loves the taste of pee.
Golden Dome by TheFrizz June 23, 2011
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dave_v2 @objectdave.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
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dave_v2 @objectdave.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
At least Milsap is losing hard:
chart showing Ryan Milsap with 17.36 percent of the primary vote.
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dave_v2 @objectdave.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Right under the wire.
Absolute fucking dork with a Georgia I voted sticker on his hat.
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dave_v2 @objectdave.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
“Nothing can possibli go wrong”.
Simpons pilot in westworld spoof episode.
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dave_v2 @objectdave.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
End of the road, put-in falls. Billingsley Creek Rd.
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dave_v2 @objectdave.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
There's always a relevant @tomflood.bsky.social graphic:
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dave_v2 @objectdave.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Black and white arm meme. Arms labels as LL cool j and Ben Dreyer, center label reads  “not calling it a comeback”
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dave_v2 @objectdave.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Amazon could have done the funniest thing: www.amazon.com/Heidi-Jennif...
Movie Poster for Heidi.
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dave_v2 @objectdave.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Man it's gotta be rough when your attendance numbers can't even come close to a minor league hockey team. in the south. Pic of a Rock Lobsters game at the same venue.
healthy turnout at a Rock Lobsters hockey game at the Arena at the Classic Center, Athens, GA.
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dave_v2 @objectdave.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
The for some fucked up reason i felt compelled to click on his insta. and well... oofda.
looksmaxxer wearing a very problematic hat for a white guy.
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dave_v2 @objectdave.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
As foretold by the prophecy
Ai slop angels that hover above trump A five guys burger franchise.
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dave_v2 @objectdave.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Orderus urungus, from gwar.
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dave_v2 @objectdave.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
He is risen
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dave_v2 @objectdave.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Rowling? However, still breathing. The cigars have yet to kick in.
Jk rowing sucking on a cigar like a blowhard bigot.
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