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Jacob "Obie" Obergfell

@obie52.bsky.social
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I am the default options in character creation. Level 1 Autism. Doing my best and failing upwards.

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Jacob "Obie" Obergfell @obie52.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
If you see this, quote with a vampire who isn't Dracula. Strahd von Zarovich (D&D: Ravenloft setting)
Strahd in a chairStrahd with a glass of wine
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Jacob "Obie" Obergfell @obie52.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
That's because the people who don't find it stupid are the same type of people that see movies as products to extort money from the masses. The more money they can save by not paying talented people, the better (in their eyes)
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 01/10/2025
Cannot even comprehend the mind that doesn’t find the idea of the “AI actress” completely repellant not to mention stupid
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Jacob "Obie" Obergfell @obie52.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
Don't ask yugioh players how they feel about chess timers unless you want to see somebody overcomplicate and overthink the concept of pushing a button.
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Jacob "Obie" Obergfell @obie52.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
Credit where credit is due, the 99% Hitler insulting the 100% Hitler is pretty entertaining ngl
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Jacob "Obie" Obergfell @obie52.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
Leftists: We should have higher standards for presidential nominees and not settle for someone who sucks. Libs: So you are telling people to not vote and let MAGA win!? 99% Hitler is still better than 100% Hitler!
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Alan Woke 2 @mrpostsgood.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
Libs: wow these leftists offering legitimate complaints about my comfort politician are just trolls and bots who can fuck off and shut up Leftists: here's the harm he has already caused and will go on to cause, you idiot Libs: I can't believe you would go and call me names like that
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Gallifreyan Jedi @jediofgallifrey.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
Everyone Who Isn't In A Cult: If you nominate gavin newsom you will lose Dem Party: Oh thank god i wasn't sure we could manage it this time
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Jacob "Obie" Obergfell @obie52.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
The assumptions that people will make just because you have higher standards for politicians.
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Jacob "Obie" Obergfell @obie52.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
Me: I didn't like the new Cracker Barrel logo- Co-Worker: I know right? How dare they try to go woke and stray away from true American values! Me:...What?
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Jacob "Obie" Obergfell @obie52.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
*incorrect buzzer noises*
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Jacob "Obie" Obergfell @obie52.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
I have now experienced first hand how annoying moderate dems and neoliberals are through the constant filling of my inbox. Thank God I don't have notifications on, some of the replies I got recently have a severity of brain death only beaten by my conservative uncles and Trump loving grandma.
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Jacob "Obie" Obergfell @obie52.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
Dear moderate democrats: Just because the abusive family is technically better than the functioning alcoholic family doesn't mean the latter gets a pass in criticism. Have better standards.
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Jacob "Obie" Obergfell @obie52.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
A lot of Critical Role fans seem surprised that they aren't using Daggerheart for the system and are still going to be using D&D, and it really isn't that surprising to me like, at all, nor do I think it is a bad move at all.
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Jacob "Obie" Obergfell @obie52.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
There are also two companies that essentially control the very act of purchasing things online and an "activist" group that contradictorily advocates for purity culture while defending the one movie that actively sexualized children. But no, keep getting mad at the people supporting you I guess
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Jacob "Obie" Obergfell @obie52.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
Cuomo is trying to smear Mamdani now by saying that he is *checks notes* renting an apartment.
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Jacob "Obie" Obergfell @obie52.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
Merde Monoco. Elon Musk turned me into a twink ass ai anime fuck boi. He twinkified me Monoco! Fuck!
Verso, from Clair Obscur: Expedition 33.The twink ass fuck boi that Elon Musk wants to roll out for his replica ripoff
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Jacob "Obie" Obergfell @obie52.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
Get me a man who can do this
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Jacob "Obie" Obergfell @obie52.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
Progressives talk about guys getting laid all the time. Like, being sex positive in general leads to conversations about having sex as a guy. Like, it's conservatives who are running the purity culture, not progressives.
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Jacob "Obie" Obergfell @obie52.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
So "jeans commercial causes hot woman to be accused of being a Nazi" was not on my 2025 bingo card.
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Jacob "Obie" Obergfell @obie52.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
The organization pushing payment processors to push game websites to take down porn games seem like the most chronically online people ever. Like, they tried to release a petition to ban Detroit Become Human because it had scenes depicting abuse, even though the game never glorifies abuse.
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Jacob "Obie" Obergfell @obie52.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
Credit where credit is due, Hogan has been a huge legacy not just for wrestling but for memes as well. Like, "YEAH BROTHER" is one of the most memorable catchphrases in history.
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Ant @agramuglia.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
Dick Grayson is the gayest straight superhero in comics. Historically.
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Jax O'Lantern, Bimbo Reprobate 🎃✨️ @rufflejax.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
I wish every "all kink is abuse and a degenerate bourgeois indulgence" a very good "dry missionary in the dark"
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Jacob "Obie" Obergfell @obie52.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
I'm a woke dog stuck in a male mom body
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 08/07/2025
We are about to witness levels of media illiteracy that the human mind cannot even fathom.
Fox News and a ghoulish liar named Kellyanne Conway looking at an image of Superman and Lios Lane.

The chyron:
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Hollywood literally never learns
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James Gunn Says 'Superman' Is An
"Immigrant" Story About "Basic
Human Kindness"
By Natalie Oganesyan
July 6, 2025 9:32am
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Jacob "Obie" Obergfell @obie52.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
Happy Independence from Kings Day, where we celebrate how a room full of white guys sent one of history's most eloquent break up texts to their abusive king boyfriend, telling him that they don't need no king and proceeding to commit treason because they hated taxes.
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Jacob "Obie" Obergfell @obie52.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
The whole "35-year-old living in basement has to get a job again" shtick makes me so mad I have looped back around to numb. Motherfucker the majority of people on Medicaid and SNAP have a fucking job already! And live on their own! And are trying to better themselves in some way!
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Jacob "Obie" Obergfell @obie52.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
I am going to make one "annoying liberal" post and then fuck off: the BBB would have never been a thing if the people who stayed home in November went to the voting booths instead.
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 28/06/2025
this technology that i cant even get my own employees to use without literally threatening them is definitely going to be profitable one day
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Jacob "Obie" Obergfell @obie52.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
Make sure you guys keep voting in your local elections for the people who will advocate for you. Things only change when you go out and say that you want things to change.
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
is this really the world you want your children to live in, and your children’s children,
zohran mamdani’s socialist promises: punk girls in fishnets
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Jacob "Obie" Obergfell @obie52.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
I am going to raise religious objections over any sort of Bible class saying it interferes with my religious development as an atheist. They wanna give themselves a get out of being a dick card? Then they better expect people to use it against them.
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Jacob "Obie" Obergfell @obie52.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
"New Yorkers are not looking for free money from other people" says New Yorker who was given free money from other people
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Jacob "Obie" Obergfell @obie52.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Copyright is one of the many things that despite all of its flaws, does help more people than it would if it gone away. Does it need improvements? Absolutely. Should we get rid of it entirely and throw it out like yesterday's trash? Fuck no.
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Kayleigh McKee 🟡, Blinded my a billion brilliant lights @ghaspey.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Conservatives when Trump says Tiktok, Oil Companies, etc. should be US government owned, him owning major share percents in many businesses: "Business genius!!" Conservatives when Mamdani says some grocery stores should be US government owned so food is more affordable: "Ruining the free market!!"
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Jacob "Obie" Obergfell @obie52.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Leave it to conservatives to make livable wage and assistance to parents seem like the end of the world while we have a wannabe gestapo trying to exile people because they are brown
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Joel S. @joelhs.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
I cannot stress enough that this person is the president and CEO of the Jewish Funders Network, and part of the selection committee for the Genesis Prize.
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Jacob "Obie" Obergfell @obie52.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
Ah yes, because a doctor telling parents that not doing the doctor recommended action could lead to consequences is functionally the same thing as an abusive partner threatening self-harm if you break up with them. SCOTUS not having term limits was a mistake.
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Corinne Green @ket.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
i still haven't seen anybody specifically screaming about this horrifying footnote from thomas's concurrence so here it is extracted and ready for screaming
6Parents also may have difficulty providing informed consent to their 
children’s sex-transition treatments. Reports suggest that, in medical 
consultations, “[p]arents are routinely warned that to pursue any path 
outside of agreeing with a child’s self-declared gender identity is to put a
gender dysphoric youth at risk for suicide, which feels to many people 
like emotional blackmail.” Paul 2024, at 8; see also Eknes-Tucker v. Gov-
ernor of Ala., 114 F. 4th 1241, 1268 (CA11 2024) (Lagoa, J., concurring
in denial of rehearing en banc) (acknowledging “testimony from nine par-
ents who said that doctors, therapists, and other practitioners pressured
them to start their children on cross-sex hormones and puberty blockers
or otherwise circumvented their wishes”). States might reasonably ques-
tion whether, under such conditions, parents’ consent is valid and con-
sistent with ethical principles.
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molly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
assassinations, handcuffing a senator at press conference, marines detaining a civilian, and a military parade for the president’s birthday. rough week for democracy.
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Jacob "Obie" Obergfell @obie52.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
In human created art, a picture is worth a thousand words. In AI generated images, that picture is only worth the prompt it was written with.
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Jacob "Obie" Obergfell @obie52.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
Progressive Messaging: Don't be a dick to other people. This guy: That's the kind of language that makes dicks upset.
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Scott Free @scottfree.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Look, I know it’s Pride Month, but not everyone in the D&D adventuring party can be a tiefling warlock
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Jacob "Obie" Obergfell @obie52.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
We should start assigning "Mean Girls" in school for English class or something like that.
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Jacob "Obie" Obergfell @obie52.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
People aren't being fooled. They are eating popcorn and watching the entertaining crash out.
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