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Oatman

@oatman.bsky.social
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You can never go home again. But I guess you can shop there.

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Oatman @oatman.bsky.social · 23h
Never kick!!!!
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Oatman @oatman.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
You can’t prove my Speak and Spell isn’t conscious.
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Oatman @oatman.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Oklahoma putting its best offensive weapon out on the field (Arch Manning)
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Oatman @oatman.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
So long as the press is complicit (whether by active dissemination or just silence) I really don’t see how we’re getting out of this. (Aside from the one very obvious and less desirable answer)
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Oatman @oatman.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The underneath shot makes it look like it would’ve hit the upright (which I think still counts as a miss?) - that said, the angle isn’t great for making that determination.
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Oatman @oatman.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
College kicker strikes again
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Oatman @oatman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Wow that was pretty well executed actually
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Oatman @oatman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
More like Charisma Taylor…
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Oatman @oatman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Never kick.
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Oatman @oatman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Maybe if App turns State over 5 times they might be able to keep one of them
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Oatman @oatman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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It's Fucking Embarrassing
Alt: It's Fucking Embarrassing
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Oatman @oatman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
“You might say ‘the team wears ugly red uniforms’, I’d say ‘they look like walking blood clots’ “
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Oatman @oatman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Live by the kick die by the kick
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Oatman @oatman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Man if only he’d ceded ground on the issue and accepted right wing framing the conservatives would’ve dropped this line of attack.
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Oatman @oatman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The internet may have been a mistake
Snippet of the author relaying that her husband has received messages encouraging him to off himself
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Oatman @oatman.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
“Never trust a beautiful woman, especially one who’s interested in you”
Magneto pulling iron out of a hapless prison guard
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Oatman @oatman.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Rest in peace Chad Gilbert Fuck cancer
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Oatman @oatman.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Imagine losing to *this* Clemson team
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Oatman @oatman.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
“Those jobs are for kids!” Ok, so you should only be able to get a burger from about 4 to 9 weekdays, cool?
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Oatman @oatman.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Ah yes, Ms. Rachel, famous supporter of murdering innocent children.
Ms. Rachel screen cap with headline “Ms Rachel advocating for Gaza’s children”
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Oatman @oatman.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Unreal. Minnesota should just kneel to get to 3rd down every time since the zebras refuse to let them get off the field.
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Oatman @oatman.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
But not against an NFL defense
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Oatman @oatman.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Fuck Alex Zverev
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Oatman @oatman.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Look, Steve Sarkisian isn’t going to have the benefit of coaching against Ryan Day every week
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Oatman @oatman.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Ryan Day fucked up an end of game scenario????
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Oatman @oatman.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Clearly Clemson should hire Sonny Cumbie
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Oatman @oatman.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
It’s 4-1, why is a position player pitching?
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Oatman @oatman.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
What’s this? We *don’t* have to automatically accept the right wing’s framing on any issue??
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Oatman @oatman.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I was thinking the Incredible Hulk ending theme
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Oatman @oatman.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I do wonder how many people lobbing the criticism are folks whose rights haven’t historically been threatened or treated like bargaining chips.
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Oatman @oatman.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
That point was Roddick-esq
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Oatman @oatman.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Waiting on those Harper’s letter folks to make some kind of a fuss about this. I’m sure it’s coming aaaaaaany minute now
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Oatman @oatman.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Big “mom said I get one more turn” energy there
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Oatman @oatman.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
The SEC: it just means more! The Big10: it just means more (time on the clock)!
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Oatman @oatman.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Imagine being the worst person to hold an office that literal slave owners have held before
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Oatman @oatman.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Where do they expect to get more ketamine after the bombs drop?
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Oatman @oatman.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Small English hamlet prepares for annual ‘Village of the Year’ contest.
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Oatman @oatman.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
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Necessary Roughness: Andre Krimm & Team Celebrate
Alt: Necessary Roughness: Andre Krimm & Team Celebrate
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Oatman @oatman.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
There were some absolute bangers in that write up - thank you
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Oatman @oatman.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Looks like they’re in the Die phase of Ride or Die
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Oatman @oatman.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
That sounds like a Holly problem
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Oatman @oatman.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
It would be cool if there were some kind of telestrater app that could overlay Google Maps so you could diagram the stupid shit you see some drivers do instead of trying to explain everything verbally.
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Oatman @oatman.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Their software also apparently bugs out for coupons and gift codes so all you’re be told is “just us them when you come back next time”
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Oatman @oatman.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
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Star Wars Coruscant
Alt: Star Wars Coruscant after the empire is defeated
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Oatman @oatman.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Mike Tyson imparting wisdom about actions and consequences
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Oatman @oatman.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Putting all that Kids in the Hall drag work to good use
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Oatman @oatman.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Naomi Wolf tweeting “No!” at a stuffed bear
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Oatman @oatman.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
“Apparently I’m an idiot”
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Oatman @oatman.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Bring back shame
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Oatman @oatman.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
One more rebound than Wanda
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