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Oatman

@oatman.bsky.social
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You can never go home again. But I guess you can shop there.

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Oatman @oatman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The internet may have been a mistake
Snippet of the author relaying that her husband has received messages encouraging him to off himself
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Oatman @oatman.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
“Never trust a beautiful woman, especially one who’s interested in you”
Magneto pulling iron out of a hapless prison guard
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Oatman @oatman.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Ah yes, Ms. Rachel, famous supporter of murdering innocent children.
Ms. Rachel screen cap with headline “Ms Rachel advocating for Gaza’s children”
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Oatman @oatman.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Mike Tyson imparting wisdom about actions and consequences
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Oatman @oatman.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Naomi Wolf tweeting “No!” at a stuffed bear
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Oatman @oatman.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Being in your 40’s with two laminectomies under your belt
Somehow Palpatine returned meme except it’s about back pain
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Oatman @oatman.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Cabinet meeting circa 2028
The cabinet from Idiocracy
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Oatman @oatman.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
They say safety regulations are written in blood.
Giant warning to the consumer to remove garlic bread from the bag
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Oatman @oatman.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
@edsbs.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social $61 (plus fees) to App in honor of Shawn Clark
A bearded man stares into your soul
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Oatman @oatman.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Sickos yes meme
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Oatman @oatman.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Indiana slapping UNC simpsons meme
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Oatman @oatman.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Penn state graphic about players appearing in the Super Bowl very occasionally
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Oatman @oatman.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
If you see this post a random image from your device
Blazing Saddles bike store
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Oatman @oatman.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
🤔
The LSU Athletic Director who hired Brian Kelly is the same who hired Jimbo Fisher at Texas A&M
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Oatman @oatman.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
Don’t worry, they’re workshopping it 🤨
Paragraph describing how billionaires are thinking of keeping their hired goons in line after the apocalypse
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Oatman @oatman.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
Jeopardy clue “People I don’t feel sorry for”
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Oatman @oatman.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
If there really was a god this is how the Clemson - LSU game would end.
Frank Beamer celebrates tying Wake at 0
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Oatman @oatman.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
Live look from the Presidential Bedroom socialistworker.co.uk/wp-content/u...
Idiots standing over an incapacitated Stalin
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Oatman @oatman.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
General Sherman with bright red eyes
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Oatman @oatman.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
Out of curiosity I looked up the plot of the actual novel to see how different the original Running Man was from the book and, um…
In 2025 the world’s economy is in shambles and America has become a totalitarian dystopia.
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Oatman @oatman.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Still pissed off
A man throws a weight at his clone
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Oatman @oatman.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
Jeff Winger during the debate club episode of Community
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Oatman @oatman.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Waiting on Johnathan Greenblatt to condemn this
Skeleton sitting at a laptop
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Oatman @oatman.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
New insult just dropped.
Snippet of article featuring Lance Corporal Shitbutt
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Oatman @oatman.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
@hollyanderson.bsky.social @edsbs.bsky.social $49.21 (+fees) in honor of App’s 2007 national title win over future Super Bowl MVP Joe Flacco
Spencer Hall, possible mountaineer mascot
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Oatman @oatman.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
Just curious, anybody heard from these guys recently?
Don’t tread on me flag
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Oatman @oatman.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
Kind of a bummer to have been born at the very end of the Fuck Around century just to live the rest of my life in the Find Out century
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Oatman @oatman.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Democrats whining that a dog isn’t allowed to play basketball while the dog dunks on them over and over
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Oatman @oatman.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
Bryan Kelly mood
Brian Kelly doesn’t like it
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Oatman @oatman.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
Brb googling something
Google results for OD on amphetamines
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Oatman @oatman.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
If you see this on an LG appliance I would go ahead and disregard it.
False advertising
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Oatman @oatman.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
Trump voter favorably comparing him to Hitler
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Oatman @oatman.bsky.social · 30/10/2024
Fake Shelton
Current Jeopardy champ Ian
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Oatman @oatman.bsky.social · 29/10/2024
Classy stuff from the local scanner monitor dipshit - the folks in the pics are up in NC helping the high country with hurricane relief, but the account owner took it upon himself to stir up some racist BS about undocumented migrants congregating at a local hotel.
Iredell FireWire twitter racism
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Oatman @oatman.bsky.social · 21/10/2024
Offset one of my parents’ votes anyway.
Voted sticker
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Oatman @oatman.bsky.social · 20/09/2024
Batman slapping Robin because their goals are in fact not ahead of them.
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Oatman @oatman.bsky.social · 14/09/2024
They’re shitty
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Oatman @oatman.bsky.social · 01/09/2024
All of my neighbors since July 21st
Anakin wishes he could vote for someone besides Trump or Biden. Padme gives him the good news that Kamala is his alternative now. Anakin is not pleased.
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Oatman @oatman.bsky.social · 29/08/2024
Waiting on that Glenn Kessler fact check for this one
Skeleton on bench
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Oatman @oatman.bsky.social · 22/08/2024
“Stop what you are doing! Or else(?)”
Demolition Man cop trying to talk tough to Simon Phoenix
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Oatman @oatman.bsky.social · 20/07/2024
This is what I picture Socca and Gogurt look like now thanks to this
Kevin and Captain Holt
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Oatman @oatman.bsky.social · 18/07/2024
“You see what I have to work with here”
Joker’s surgeon
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Oatman @oatman.bsky.social · 14/07/2024
Republican officials on any news station this week: “Political violence is never acceptable!”
We’re all domestic terrorists
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Oatman @oatman.bsky.social · 14/07/2024
Bouie today
I picked a hell of a week to quit social media
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Oatman @oatman.bsky.social · 14/07/2024
The Dead Zone
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Oatman @oatman.bsky.social · 29/06/2024
Excellent
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Oatman @oatman.bsky.social · 27/06/2024
Mission accompliced!
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Oatman @oatman.bsky.social · 24/06/2024
Buying an appliance from Lowe’s because I need it as fast as possible and they’re the fastest available delivery. Lowe’s:
Desperate Loki
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Oatman @oatman.bsky.social · 30/05/2024
We got him sir
Don delivers the most earnest line in tv history
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Oatman @oatman.bsky.social · 25/05/2024
Won’t someone please think of the rentiers??
Maude
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