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Oatman

@oatman.bsky.social
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You can never go home again. But I guess you can shop there.

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Oatman @oatman.bsky.social · 22h
Never kick!!!!
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Oatman @oatman.bsky.social · 23h
You can’t prove my Speak and Spell isn’t conscious.
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Oatman @oatman.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Oklahoma putting its best offensive weapon out on the field (Arch Manning)
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Oatman @oatman.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
College kicker strikes again
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Oatman @oatman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Wow that was pretty well executed actually
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Oatman @oatman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Never kick.
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Oatman @oatman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Maybe if App turns State over 5 times they might be able to keep one of them
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Oatman @oatman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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It's Fucking Embarrassing
Alt: It's Fucking Embarrassing
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Oatman @oatman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
“You might say ‘the team wears ugly red uniforms’, I’d say ‘they look like walking blood clots’ “
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Oatman @oatman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Live by the kick die by the kick
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Oatman @oatman.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Rest in peace Chad Gilbert Fuck cancer
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Oatman @oatman.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Imagine losing to *this* Clemson team
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Oatman @oatman.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Unreal. Minnesota should just kneel to get to 3rd down every time since the zebras refuse to let them get off the field.
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Oatman @oatman.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Fuck Alex Zverev
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Oatman @oatman.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Look, Steve Sarkisian isn’t going to have the benefit of coaching against Ryan Day every week
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Oatman @oatman.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Ryan Day fucked up an end of game scenario????
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Oatman @oatman.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Clearly Clemson should hire Sonny Cumbie
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Oatman @oatman.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
That point was Roddick-esq
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Oatman @oatman.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Big “mom said I get one more turn” energy there
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Oatman @oatman.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
The SEC: it just means more! The Big10: it just means more (time on the clock)!
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Oatman @oatman.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Imagine being the worst person to hold an office that literal slave owners have held before
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Oatman @oatman.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
It would be cool if there were some kind of telestrater app that could overlay Google Maps so you could diagram the stupid shit you see some drivers do instead of trying to explain everything verbally.
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Oatman @oatman.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
“I’m concerned about healthcare costs and air quality, which is why I’m going to keep voting for republicans and pushing MAHA bullshit” -local idiot
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Oatman @oatman.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
first time flying @aircanada.bsky.social this week and hopefully the last. Cancelled flight, no hotel, misplaced bag… trifecta of shitty air travel experience.
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Oatman @oatman.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Watching soccer after watching the Stanley Cup playoffs is… a different experience
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Oatman @oatman.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Logging in and seeing the day’s discourse
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Grandpa Enters/Exits
Alt: Grandpa Enters/Exits
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Oatman @oatman.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Remember when lightning bugs used to be a thing?
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Oatman @oatman.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Somebody mail Torts his clothes
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Oatman @oatman.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
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Ric Flair's Iconic Woooo! Shout
Alt: Ric Flair's Iconic Woooo! Shout
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Oatman @oatman.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
20 more minutes boys
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Oatman @oatman.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
How do you politely tell true crime podcast junkies that you have zero interest in hearing these horrific stories?
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Oatman @oatman.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
There’s two ways to look at this game so far. 1. There’s been 2 goals against waived off, we must be destined to win. 2. My god we are going to give up so many goals to Vegas.
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Oatman @oatman.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
K’andre is killing me on the bench with is baby
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Oatman @oatman.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
We want the cup!
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Oatman @oatman.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Bluesky hockey is definitely lacking
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Oatman @oatman.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
There should be a bot or inbox or something to send ideas that have the potential to be good/funny skeets, but you can’t quite workshop them yourself
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Oatman @oatman.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Being in your 40’s with two laminectomies under your belt
Somehow Palpatine returned meme except it’s about back pain
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Oatman @oatman.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Man, what the fuck Mitch Marner???
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Oatman @oatman.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
LOL at For All Mankind doing a ‘2nd plane’ bit
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Oatman @oatman.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
It really is amazing how much worse ESPN’s mic setup is for hockey than Fanduel (which now no longer exists)
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Oatman @oatman.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Fuuuuuuck the 76 team bracket man
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Oatman @oatman.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Can’t wait for the bevy of articles about how we need to tone down the political rhetoric
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Oatman @oatman.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
They say safety regulations are written in blood.
Giant warning to the consumer to remove garlic bread from the bag
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Oatman @oatman.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
@edsbs.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social $61 (plus fees) to App in honor of Shawn Clark
A bearded man stares into your soul
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Oatman @oatman.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
#freeKooch
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Oatman @oatman.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Like… Polymarket is gonna know first….
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Oatman @oatman.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
OH MY GOD
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Oatman @oatman.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Reading that the Duke women’s team hits buzzer beater… “man whatever, fuck Duke anyway” …. to beat LSU “oh hell yeah nice job”
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Oatman @oatman.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Trying to make the dollar even more worthless
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Oatman @oatman.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Sure doesn’t look like Hubert can cut it.
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