Reposted by @oakenguy.bsky.socialJennifer Liao @averagejenn.bsky.social · 16hAll you Libby users borrowing digital books and audiobooks through your library cards, you can set your preferences to human authors and artists ONLY. Click the middle button at the bottom, then "Content Controls" under Settings. You'll find "AI Contributions" there. Click in to it to make changes. 17169244388 3
oakenguy.bsky.social @oakenguy.bsky.social · 16hYou strike me as someone who’d be a good Patron of the Arts, in the old style Medici sense. 100 0
oakenguy.bsky.social @oakenguy.bsky.social · 14/10/2026The Venn diagram for Blossom and Leslie Knope is almost a perfect circle. 050 0
oakenguy.bsky.social @oakenguy.bsky.social · 04/09/2026My man looks like he has a boy named Gunner, a daughter named Freedom and another son named Donald and in ten years none of them will talk to him. 000 0
oakenguy.bsky.social @oakenguy.bsky.social · 25/08/2026My wife went to see Frozen somehow thinking it was a sequel to Fargo. 041 0
oakenguy.bsky.social @oakenguy.bsky.social · 24/08/2026My school’s also starting on Wednesday, which means that because of Labor Day our first Monday class will meet on the 14th. My Monday teachers have big feelings about this. 110 0
oakenguy.bsky.social @oakenguy.bsky.social · 31/07/2026My comic book background makes me think of Lockjaw as a rhino-sized bulldog who teleports. I, too, would like to see Patrick Page play that. 010 0
oakenguy.bsky.social @oakenguy.bsky.social · 28/07/2026*pushes glasses up on my nose*. It also gave a highly inaccurate impression of what a Dimension Door spell can accomplish. 001 0
oakenguy.bsky.social @oakenguy.bsky.social · 27/07/2026I love the scene where Circe turns the crew into their actual human puppeteers and everyone freaks the hell out. 0243 0
oakenguy.bsky.social @oakenguy.bsky.social · 19/07/2026My man looks like he gets drunk and rambles about how he sued South Park and “had them shaking in their boots” but won’t mention the fact he was laughed out of court and spent so much money on it that he couldn’t afford Christmas gifts and just gave everyone stolen hotel shampoo. 050 0
oakenguy.bsky.social @oakenguy.bsky.social · 08/07/2026You are making me picture Baron Cohen in a silent black and white film about a locomotive, which is stretching my brain. 020 0
Reposted by @oakenguy.bsky.socialRuth Zakarin @ruthz.bsky.social · 04/07/2026A death at the hands of ICE. While he didn’t die in ICE custody, his loss can absolutely be attributed to their evil work. And in the onslaught of news, I want to make sure his story is not lost. His name was Rev Ben Madu, of Nigeria. And of Massachusetts. 🧵 www.bostonglobe.com/2026/07/03/m...bostonglobe.comNorth Shore communities mourn death of beloved Nigerian priest who was ordered to return home - The Boston GlobeThe Rev. Ben Madu expressed fears about going back during remarks to parishioners last month at St. Joachim Church in Rockport. 8167109 0
oakenguy.bsky.social @oakenguy.bsky.social · 02/07/2026I feel like that Blazing Saddles quote about “the common clay of the new West” will be used by historians as the epigraph in all their books about the 21st century USA. 051 0
oakenguy.bsky.social @oakenguy.bsky.social · 16/06/2026Daniel O’Malley wrote about how Mi Ricordo (J Ralph) was his perfect song while flying and watching heat lightning flicker. As someone who’s flown at night during a fireworks holiday, watching the colorful explosions get bigger and closer as we descended, it’d be a great song for that too. 010 0
oakenguy.bsky.social @oakenguy.bsky.social · 05/05/2026The arcade room inside my local drugstore had that wallpaper! After I spent my six quarters (which usually took five minutes) I spent a lot of time examining it. 050 0
oakenguy.bsky.social @oakenguy.bsky.social · 29/04/2026Fireworks an hour before sunset? That’s thinking outside the box. 030 0
oakenguy.bsky.social @oakenguy.bsky.social · 26/04/2026The world is ready for a commedia version of Carrie the Musical. 020 0
Reposted by @oakenguy.bsky.socialSurprised Eel Historian, PhD @greenleejw.bsky.social · 10/04/2026It's Friday...so let me share one of the more ridiculous bits of eel history I have. In 1796, the famous comedic actor Richard Yates wanted eels for dinner. When his housekeeper was unable to get him any, Yates threw a huge fit & promptly died of "rage and disappointment." 1/2 🗃️🧪 815030 0
oakenguy.bsky.social @oakenguy.bsky.social · 10/04/2026For every inning after 9 they should introduce a new ball on the field. Start tossing to the next batter while the first one’s still rounding the bases. 000 0
oakenguy.bsky.social @oakenguy.bsky.social · 02/04/2026“I don’t lose them, I just forget where I put them” is not the rebuttal Maggie seems to think it is. 030 0
oakenguy.bsky.social @oakenguy.bsky.social · 26/03/2026I love how this could be equally true about all four of the Union Squares I’m familiar with. 2240 0
oakenguy.bsky.social @oakenguy.bsky.social · 25/03/2026$30 is honestly $25 less than I was expecting. 110 0
oakenguy.bsky.social @oakenguy.bsky.social · 22/02/2026Dressage! Let them stack people on top of the horse like those human towers in Spanish festivals. 000 0
oakenguy.bsky.social @oakenguy.bsky.social · 17/02/2026I heard “Shortenin Bread’ randomly while I was at a coffeeshop last week and thanks to your podcast it stopped me dead in my tracks. 030 0
Reposted by @oakenguy.bsky.socialKevin Hell-iott @kjephd.bsky.social · 31/01/2026This judge does the thing quoting the Declaration of Independence at the Trump regime then adds for good measure: "Observing human behavior confirms that for some among us, the perfidious lust for unbridled power & the imposition of cruelty in its quest know no bounds & are bereft of human decency." 4135621032 0
oakenguy.bsky.social @oakenguy.bsky.social · 22/01/2026Is the Scarlet Pimpernel public domain yet? He’d be such a fun foil/ally/rival, sort of the Namor to Tomahawk’s Reed. 100 0
Reposted by @oakenguy.bsky.socialCarole Cadwalladr @carolecadwalla.bsky.social · 12/10/2025NEW: The British politician, his Russian intelligence handler & a Kremlin plot against the US & Ukraine. My new piece about Nathan Gill and Nigel Farage for @thenerve_news in which we ask: Why, even now, is no-one asking questions? t.co/BUTtpK9C4S 6722341489 0
oakenguy.bsky.social @oakenguy.bsky.social · 24/07/2025If I was writing a story with vampires this would be one of the petty things people would do to spot them. (That and trolling history forums with rage-inducing fake facts, like “In 1150 Amsterdam, the jewel of the French crown, was considered by all to be the greatest city in the world.”) 010 0
oakenguy.bsky.social @oakenguy.bsky.social · 27/06/2025I was in a medical study where they tried to see if they could hypnotize people deeply enough that they wouldn’t feel electric shocks. It turned out, at least in my case, they could NOT. 181 0
oakenguy.bsky.social @oakenguy.bsky.social · 16/06/2025“Just Paint ‘Dragon Kissing Booth ten pence’ and then in teeny tiny fine print the usual malarkey about not holding us liable for damages when they’re eaten—wait you idiot stop painting everything I’m saying, yes including that, why are you STILL PAI—“ (message ends due to lack of wall space) 051 0
oakenguy.bsky.social @oakenguy.bsky.social · 04/06/2025The list-making side of me really liked Four Weddings and a Funeral for being so accurate and concise. I’d like to see it catch on—I’d totally go see Five Fistfights and a Car Chase. 010 0
oakenguy.bsky.social @oakenguy.bsky.social · 30/05/2025I had a whole ‘This can’t be legit, can it?’ moment when I had to download an app to get my travel visa. 010 0
oakenguy.bsky.social @oakenguy.bsky.social · 29/05/2025When a player says “I need more dice to calculate this damage.” 040 0
oakenguy.bsky.social @oakenguy.bsky.social · 27/05/2025I don’t remember any with mosquitos either. Which makes sense, they’re both parasites. 010 0
oakenguy.bsky.social @oakenguy.bsky.social · 21/05/2025Right? Even the ring is like “melt me down, please make it end” 130 0
oakenguy.bsky.social @oakenguy.bsky.social · 21/05/2025Bay…..bee……..SHARKdoodoodoodehdoo, baby shark! Doodoodoo….. 150 0
oakenguy.bsky.social @oakenguy.bsky.social · 01/02/2025It’d be like owning an incontinent wolfhound. You can’t avoid going around in public with it but you know you’re a public spectacle, and people see you with your massive poo bags and think “at least I didn’t make THAT mistake.” 130 0
Reposted by @oakenguy.bsky.socialJosh Kaplan @josh-kaplan.bsky.social · 04/01/2025THREAD: In 2023, I received an envelope with no return address. Inside was a flash drive containing tens of 1000s of secret files. It came from a vigilante with a tumultuous past, who'd conducted a years-long undercover operation. He didn’t tell the FBI or his family. He only told me. 863193927177 0
oakenguy.bsky.social @oakenguy.bsky.social · 02/12/2024100%, but the plan is just “leave 3 orders of chicken nugs out in plain sight and quietly slip away.” 110 0
oakenguy.bsky.social @oakenguy.bsky.social · 01/12/2024Post a pic you took to add some calm to the timeline #SomethingBeautiful 040 0
oakenguy.bsky.social @oakenguy.bsky.social · 30/11/2024It’s not your usual time period, but Warren Ellis’s graphic novel Crecy is a lot of fun. 110 0
oakenguy.bsky.social @oakenguy.bsky.social · 30/11/2024TTRPGs should be as much like a video game as possible. And this is why my homebrewed 1st level spell “Save Point” is essential and I should be allowed to cast it after any time I roll a 1. 030 0
oakenguy.bsky.social @oakenguy.bsky.social · 21/11/2024Or retractable ones! He and Cable have long, manly conversations about their weird foot issues. 000 0
oakenguy.bsky.social @oakenguy.bsky.social · 21/11/2024Every time Wolverine’s feet regenerate the soles get a tiny bit thicker, and that’s how he’s grown over the years from his original 5’3” to the height he is now. 1623 0
oakenguy.bsky.social @oakenguy.bsky.social · 18/11/2024Aww, I’ve written five messages to you in my head this week but it’s hard to know exactly how to say “remember that conversation we had on the beach in 2019? Well you were right and I was soooooo wrong and dumb.” 010 0
oakenguy.bsky.social @oakenguy.bsky.social · 14/11/2024UK Bluesky is one of the bright spots of being an east coast US insomniac. 000 0
Reposted by @oakenguy.bsky.socialJoseph Chouinard @joechoui.bsky.social · 13/11/2024I've now made 500 pages of a comic book about crime-fighting clowns, because who else was gonna 66023 0