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@oakenguy.bsky.social
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I'm a Boston-based writer of short plays with a love of liberal politics, cryptids, podcasts, and small dogs in ridiculous outfits.

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Jennifer Liao @averagejenn.bsky.social · 16h
All you Libby users borrowing digital books and audiobooks through your library cards, you can set your preferences to human authors and artists ONLY. Click the middle button at the bottom, then "Content Controls" under Settings. You'll find "AI Contributions" there. Click in to it to make changes.
Libby menu interface showing Content Controls: AI Contributions with the Hunan authors only and Human narrators only options selected.
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oakenguy.bsky.social @oakenguy.bsky.social · 16h
You strike me as someone who’d be a good Patron of the Arts, in the old style Medici sense.
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oakenguy.bsky.social @oakenguy.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
The Venn diagram for Blossom and Leslie Knope is almost a perfect circle.
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oakenguy.bsky.social @oakenguy.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
My man looks like he has a boy named Gunner, a daughter named Freedom and another son named Donald and in ten years none of them will talk to him.
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oakenguy.bsky.social @oakenguy.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
My wife went to see Frozen somehow thinking it was a sequel to Fargo.
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oakenguy.bsky.social @oakenguy.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
My school’s also starting on Wednesday, which means that because of Labor Day our first Monday class will meet on the 14th. My Monday teachers have big feelings about this.
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oakenguy.bsky.social @oakenguy.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Nooo, those poor high tops!
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oakenguy.bsky.social @oakenguy.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
My comic book background makes me think of Lockjaw as a rhino-sized bulldog who teleports. I, too, would like to see Patrick Page play that.
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oakenguy.bsky.social @oakenguy.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
*pushes glasses up on my nose*. It also gave a highly inaccurate impression of what a Dimension Door spell can accomplish.
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oakenguy.bsky.social @oakenguy.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I love the scene where Circe turns the crew into their actual human puppeteers and everyone freaks the hell out.
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oakenguy.bsky.social @oakenguy.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
My man looks like he gets drunk and rambles about how he sued South Park and “had them shaking in their boots” but won’t mention the fact he was laughed out of court and spent so much money on it that he couldn’t afford Christmas gifts and just gave everyone stolen hotel shampoo.
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oakenguy.bsky.social @oakenguy.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
You are making me picture Baron Cohen in a silent black and white film about a locomotive, which is stretching my brain.
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Ruth Zakarin @ruthz.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
A death at the hands of ICE. While he didn’t die in ICE custody, his loss can absolutely be attributed to their evil work. And in the onslaught of news, I want to make sure his story is not lost. His name was Rev Ben Madu, of Nigeria. And of Massachusetts. 🧵 www.bostonglobe.com/2026/07/03/m...
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North Shore communities mourn death of beloved Nigerian priest who was ordered to return home - The Boston Globe
The Rev. Ben Madu expressed fears about going back during remarks to parishioners last month at St. Joachim Church in Rockport.
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oakenguy.bsky.social @oakenguy.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
I feel like that Blazing Saddles quote about “the common clay of the new West” will be used by historians as the epigraph in all their books about the 21st century USA.
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oakenguy.bsky.social @oakenguy.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Daniel O’Malley wrote about how Mi Ricordo (J Ralph) was his perfect song while flying and watching heat lightning flicker. As someone who’s flown at night during a fireworks holiday, watching the colorful explosions get bigger and closer as we descended, it’d be a great song for that too.
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oakenguy.bsky.social @oakenguy.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
The arcade room inside my local drugstore had that wallpaper! After I spent my six quarters (which usually took five minutes) I spent a lot of time examining it.
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oakenguy.bsky.social @oakenguy.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Fireworks an hour before sunset? That’s thinking outside the box.
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oakenguy.bsky.social @oakenguy.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
The world is ready for a commedia version of Carrie the Musical.
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Surprised Eel Historian, PhD @greenleejw.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
It's Friday...so let me share one of the more ridiculous bits of eel history I have. In 1796, the famous comedic actor Richard Yates wanted eels for dinner. When his housekeeper was unable to get him any, Yates threw a huge fit & promptly died of "rage and disappointment." 1/2 🗃️🧪
Meme. Black and white engraving entitled ""Mr. Yates of the Adelphi Theatre." (1826). It shows a man seated at a table for his portrait, leaning casually on one arm. He has a high collar, a cravat, and a heavy dark coat. He has wondrously curly hair, and immaculate sideburns that come 1/2 way down his jowls. His face is rounded, and his lips are pursed. He does not have strong features, but his eye hold you like a hawk holds a mouse. His raised eyebrow says that he knows something secret and prurient about you and your dark desires, but he's not telling. Oh no. He's going to use it for motivation later on. Actors, man.

This stately fellow is not actually Richard Yates, but rather Fredrick Yates, a slightly earlier London actor and theater manager. He was a much more controlled man than Richard, and did not rage himself to death over eels. Even so, I am using his portrait because it's classy, and I am making the case that any dead Yates is interchangeable with another.

Meme text reads:
"Rage agains the machine?
Only if it's out of eels"
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oakenguy.bsky.social @oakenguy.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Gym classes should be 70% breakdancing.
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oakenguy.bsky.social @oakenguy.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
For every inning after 9 they should introduce a new ball on the field. Start tossing to the next batter while the first one’s still rounding the bases.
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oakenguy.bsky.social @oakenguy.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
“I don’t lose them, I just forget where I put them” is not the rebuttal Maggie seems to think it is.
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oakenguy.bsky.social @oakenguy.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
I love how this could be equally true about all four of the Union Squares I’m familiar with.
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oakenguy.bsky.social @oakenguy.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
$30 is honestly $25 less than I was expecting.
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oakenguy.bsky.social @oakenguy.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Dressage! Let them stack people on top of the horse like those human towers in Spanish festivals.
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oakenguy.bsky.social @oakenguy.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
I heard “Shortenin Bread’ randomly while I was at a coffeeshop last week and thanks to your podcast it stopped me dead in my tracks.
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Kevin Hell-iott @kjephd.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
This judge does the thing quoting the Declaration of Independence at the Trump regime then adds for good measure: "Observing human behavior confirms that for some among us, the perfidious lust for unbridled power & the imposition of cruelty in its quest know no bounds & are bereft of human decency."
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oakenguy.bsky.social @oakenguy.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Is the Scarlet Pimpernel public domain yet? He’d be such a fun foil/ally/rival, sort of the Namor to Tomahawk’s Reed.
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Carole Cadwalladr @carolecadwalla.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
NEW: The British politician, his Russian intelligence handler & a Kremlin plot against the US & Ukraine. My new piece about Nathan Gill and Nigel Farage for @thenerve_news in which we ask: Why, even now, is no-one asking questions? t.co/BUTtpK9C4S
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oakenguy.bsky.social @oakenguy.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
If I was writing a story with vampires this would be one of the petty things people would do to spot them. (That and trolling history forums with rage-inducing fake facts, like “In 1150 Amsterdam, the jewel of the French crown, was considered by all to be the greatest city in the world.”)
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oakenguy.bsky.social @oakenguy.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
I was in a medical study where they tried to see if they could hypnotize people deeply enough that they wouldn’t feel electric shocks. It turned out, at least in my case, they could NOT.
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oakenguy.bsky.social @oakenguy.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
“Just Paint ‘Dragon Kissing Booth ten pence’ and then in teeny tiny fine print the usual malarkey about not holding us liable for damages when they’re eaten—wait you idiot stop painting everything I’m saying, yes including that, why are you STILL PAI—“ (message ends due to lack of wall space)
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oakenguy.bsky.social @oakenguy.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
The list-making side of me really liked Four Weddings and a Funeral for being so accurate and concise. I’d like to see it catch on—I’d totally go see Five Fistfights and a Car Chase.
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oakenguy.bsky.social @oakenguy.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
I had a whole ‘This can’t be legit, can it?’ moment when I had to download an app to get my travel visa.
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oakenguy.bsky.social @oakenguy.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
When a player says “I need more dice to calculate this damage.”
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oakenguy.bsky.social @oakenguy.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
I don’t remember any with mosquitos either. Which makes sense, they’re both parasites.
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oakenguy.bsky.social @oakenguy.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
Right? Even the ring is like “melt me down, please make it end”
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oakenguy.bsky.social @oakenguy.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
Bay…..bee……..SHARKdoodoodoodehdoo, baby shark! Doodoodoo…..
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oakenguy.bsky.social @oakenguy.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
It’d be like owning an incontinent wolfhound. You can’t avoid going around in public with it but you know you’re a public spectacle, and people see you with your massive poo bags and think “at least I didn’t make THAT mistake.”
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Josh Kaplan @josh-kaplan.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
THREAD: In 2023, I received an envelope with no return address. Inside was a flash drive containing tens of 1000s of secret files. It came from a vigilante with a tumultuous past, who'd conducted a years-long undercover operation. He didn’t tell the FBI or his family. He only told me.
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oakenguy.bsky.social @oakenguy.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
100%, but the plan is just “leave 3 orders of chicken nugs out in plain sight and quietly slip away.”
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oakenguy.bsky.social @oakenguy.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Post a pic you took to add some calm to the timeline #SomethingBeautiful
Tree with red leaves against a startlingly blue sky.
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oakenguy.bsky.social @oakenguy.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
It’s not your usual time period, but Warren Ellis’s graphic novel Crecy is a lot of fun.
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oakenguy.bsky.social @oakenguy.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
TTRPGs should be as much like a video game as possible. And this is why my homebrewed 1st level spell “Save Point” is essential and I should be allowed to cast it after any time I roll a 1.
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oakenguy.bsky.social @oakenguy.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Or retractable ones! He and Cable have long, manly conversations about their weird foot issues.
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oakenguy.bsky.social @oakenguy.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Every time Wolverine’s feet regenerate the soles get a tiny bit thicker, and that’s how he’s grown over the years from his original 5’3” to the height he is now.
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oakenguy.bsky.social @oakenguy.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Aww, I’ve written five messages to you in my head this week but it’s hard to know exactly how to say “remember that conversation we had on the beach in 2019? Well you were right and I was soooooo wrong and dumb.”
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oakenguy.bsky.social @oakenguy.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
UK Bluesky is one of the bright spots of being an east coast US insomniac.
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Joseph Chouinard @joechoui.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
I've now made 500 pages of a comic book about crime-fighting clowns, because who else was gonna
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