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Christy Nyiri

@nyiri.land
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Design/code/karaoke and now I work in tech lol. Head of a design team at Automattic, flagrantly mouthbreathing the rest of the time. 📍 Brooklyn via 🇨🇦 🔗 christynyiri.com

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Christy Nyiri @nyiri.land · 23h
Update: boot exchange happening tomorrow! My feet are so small that this woman is like 8" shorter than I am and her boots feel roomy on me 😭
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Christy Nyiri @nyiri.land · 12/10/2026
They are both black Chelsea boots, but mine are flat and 4+ years old, while these are brand new with 2" heels. I would also like to state this was a sober tea time gathering with only 3 other people who could be the culprit haha
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Christy Nyiri @nyiri.land · 12/10/2026
Having a very SATC evening where I was leaving a birthday party and realized someone else took my boots home, so now I'm wearing theirs lolol
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Christy Nyiri @nyiri.land · 11/10/2026
What are Swing Kids?
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Christy Nyiri @nyiri.land · 10/10/2026
Brb, going to charge my phone on an induction range
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Christy Nyiri @nyiri.land · 10/10/2026
Help my miso soup gained sentience and is trying to communicate
Bottom of empty disposable miso soup cup with green onions stuck to the bottom in shapes that vaguely resemble letters
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Christy Nyiri @nyiri.land · 07/10/2026
I accidentally found myself at a trivia event last night, and one of the teams was named Dirty Dancing 2: Dirtier Dancing; is this Havana Nights erasure??
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Christy Nyiri @nyiri.land · 04/10/2026
Omg almost forgot #heylookatthisthingiwentto
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Christy Nyiri @nyiri.land · 03/10/2026
Saw Schmigadoon this week, which was fun... but I dunno, the TV series was better? I guess it won all the Tonys cause it's a show for theatre nerds, and theatre nerds are doing the voting, but it felt a bit flat! ALSO, I'm old and the extreme foreshortening of the town set made my brain hurt haha
Playbill for the show held up in front of stage pre-show from mezzanine leftCast taking final bows at end of show, in front of the set of the Schmigadoon town square, which is sooooo foreshortened at extreme angles that your eyes and brain have a difficult time reconciling where the horizon line is, resulting in a headache
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Christy Nyiri @nyiri.land · 02/10/2026
Happy Octobmer to those who observe
A tear-away calendar where the top sheet didn't rip away cleanly, and the month now reads "Octobmer"
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Christy Nyiri @nyiri.land · 19/09/2026
There's a dance mix version of Smells like teen spirit on the radio of my rideshare and I really don't know how to feel about that
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Christy Nyiri @nyiri.land · 18/09/2026
This was... an experience.
A menu from Skyline Chili, showing grated yellow cheese piled atop chili and spaghetti
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Christy Nyiri @nyiri.land · 18/09/2026
I hate to admit that I visited Ohio last week and thusly understand this content
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Christy Nyiri @nyiri.land · 15/09/2026
Cry sty
Coffee cup from Starbucks with "Crysty" as the name
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Christy Nyiri @nyiri.land · 09/09/2026
TFW you find your menstrual cup tucked into a pair of socks you brought to Italy, and now you are blessed with owning two
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Christy Nyiri @nyiri.land · 07/09/2026
We saw Paranormal Activity last Thurs, which... honestly I was underwhelmed? Yeah there were some impressive effects, but not that many. I dunno! We also missed some things sitting on the side. TL;DR: It's not that deep and didn't scare me lol #heylookatthisthingiwentto
Playbill for Paranormal Activity held up in front of the stage pre-show from 1st row, left mezzanineTwo middle aged Canadians standing in front of the Paranormal Activity marquee at August Wilson Theatre
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Christy Nyiri @nyiri.land · 07/09/2026
Went to see Marina last weekend on Little Island, which landed in the center of the weird art/comedy Venn diagram, the place where most "art" things I've made reside. Kinda assumed Julio would be in it, which he wasn't lol, but it was still weird and funny and enjoyable! #heylookatthisthingiwentto
Flyer for Marina held up in front of the amphitheatre stage pre-show from audience leftSignage saying:
AUGUST 27-30
JULIO TORRES
MARTINE GUTERREZ
MARINA
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Christy Nyiri @nyiri.land · 01/09/2026
The two genders
Google maps screenshot saying "Lake Ontario" from friend in TorontoGoogle maps screenshot saying "Lake America" from me in fourth circle of hell
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Christy Nyiri @nyiri.land · 01/09/2026
Friend in Toronto (left) vs me in 4th circle of hell (right)
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Christy Nyiri @nyiri.land · 26/08/2026
Appreciated! I'm luckily in an ok position for now as I already have a work visa, but so many others are being screwed over by this administration :(
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Christy Nyiri @nyiri.land · 26/08/2026
Wow, amazing news after submitting my final documents four days ago. Thrilled to have spent *checks notes* 4.5 years chasing a poof of air
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Christy Nyiri @nyiri.land · 24/08/2026
It's no Heated Rivalry but gets points for the Jann Arden shoutout
Screenshot from Sterling Point of a teen girl looking a cassette tape with subtitles "Who's Jann Arden?"
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Christy Nyiri @nyiri.land · 23/08/2026
Just enjoying some light Sunday gardening, reading, and controlled demolition around the crumbling skylight above my stairwell
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Christy Nyiri @nyiri.land · 18/08/2026
Thanks I hate it
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Christy Nyiri @nyiri.land · 18/08/2026
Day 3 of hotel SVU channel and highlight has been an episode with Angela Lansbury, Alfred Molina, and Bradley Cooper. Also, two different episodes of women sleeping with their violin teachers
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Christy Nyiri @nyiri.land · 18/08/2026
In Phoenix and loving the dry heat. 44°C with 14% humidity? Give me a lounging rock, I am lizard
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
stop making me know about joe rogan jesus christ!!! i am a BEAUTIFUL WOMAN i shouldn’t have to KNOW about that my GOD
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Christy Nyiri @nyiri.land · 11/08/2026
Almost didn't take my phone to the bathroom — nightmare scenario
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Christy Nyiri @nyiri.land · 08/08/2026
Lol yes this was my third time but I took my visiting bestie to see Meg Stalter's turn in Oh, Mary! for an early 40th bday present. We both first saw her perform in a random basement comedy show in 2018(?) two weeks after she moved to NY! And yeah, our gurl ate #heylookatthisthingiwentto
Playbill for show held up in front of stage pre-show from mezzanine leftCast taking final bowsTwo dumb broads standing in front of a poster for the show
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Christy Nyiri @nyiri.land · 05/08/2026
Zucchinis of increasingly NSFW nature
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Christy Nyiri @nyiri.land · 02/08/2026
A promising tomato plant yesterday vs this morning. 😭 My Hungarian granny used to shout "mókus!" when squirrels would rattle around in her eaves, and it appears I have now inherited this generational trauma (also why "squirrel" is one of the six Hungarian words I know)
5 beautiful and happy tomatoes growing on a vineThe same tomatoes the next day: 3 are left on the vine, 2 with bite marks Another tomato with bite marks, found cruelly discarded on the groundThe last desecrated tomato, found on the corner of my patio, still green, the top gnawed off and bits of peel strewn about
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Christy Nyiri @nyiri.land · 26/07/2026
Evidence of bucolic upstate weekend
Huge fucking tomatoes at a farm stand Making fresh corn + tomato saladAn outdoor dinner party with sun setting in distance
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Christy Nyiri @nyiri.land · 22/07/2026
TFW you left your menstrual cup in Europe
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Christy Nyiri @nyiri.land · 21/07/2026
What is Hungry?
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Christy Nyiri @nyiri.land · 19/07/2026
Amazing dupe
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Christy Nyiri @nyiri.land · 14/07/2026
Gonna eat a bunch of unwashed produce, just to feel something
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Christy Nyiri @nyiri.land · 13/07/2026
...and knows passable French?
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Liz Lemon 30 Rock: This Moi
ALT: Liz Lemon 30 Rock: This Moi
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Christy Nyiri @nyiri.land · 13/07/2026
Guess who has two thumbs and is officially a Hungarian citizen
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Christy Nyiri @nyiri.land · 11/07/2026
Washers went up another 50 cents at the laundromat 👎 on the other hand the really good bakery next door to it brought back their insanely delicious seasonal tomato croissant which I will be seeking out on a weekly basis 👍👍👍👍👍👍
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Christy Nyiri @nyiri.land · 11/07/2026
Blessed to have friends that critique architectural layouts pre 8am in the group chat 🙏
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Christy Nyiri @nyiri.land · 09/07/2026
Bonnie Tyler was so formative for me: sang one of my first go-to karaoke songs, which later became my first karaoke video (which did some numbers on YouTube before it got pulled for copyright infringement lol). It's a heartache, indeed. 💐 weekendleisure.ca/karaoke/tota...
Screencap of "Total Eclipse of the Heart Karaoke" YouTube video showing 193,242 views
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
when a white person shows you their absolutely ungodly sunburn that’s a sign of great respect in their culture
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Christy Nyiri @nyiri.land · 08/07/2026
Twinning with the local signage 👍
Middle aged woman dressed in black with neon yellow phone case next to a black and neon yellow poster
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Christy Nyiri @nyiri.land · 07/07/2026
Got some incense scented perfume from the soap making nuns, can I go to heaven if I just smell like I've been religious?
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Christy Nyiri @nyiri.land · 06/07/2026
🥵 I'll try!
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Christy Nyiri @nyiri.land · 06/07/2026
Man this sucks
Middle aged woman atop annoyingly scenic Tuscan lookout
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Christy Nyiri @nyiri.land · 06/07/2026
Fucking awful
Middle aged woman with gelato
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Christy Nyiri @nyiri.land · 06/07/2026
Having an absolutely terrible time in Tuscany
Middle aged woman holds glass of vino rosatto overlooking town square in Cortona
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Christy Nyiri @nyiri.land · 01/07/2026
Happy Canada Day! I just arrived in Rome and will sadly be abstaining from hosting my annual bbq wherein I only play Canadian songs, and people respond with delighted cries of "I didn't know this band was Canadian!" or "can you change the music"
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Christy Nyiri @nyiri.land · 29/06/2026
Might be controversial but chicken thighs have no place in salads. Please, only the most milquetoast of poultry cuts for my greens
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