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Christy Nyiri

@nyiri.land
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Design/code/karaoke and now I work in tech lol. Head of a design team at Automattic, flagrantly mouthbreathing the rest of the time. 📍 Brooklyn via 🇨🇦 🔗 christynyiri.com

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Christy Nyiri @nyiri.land · 2h
I'm thankful for our NYC Canadian Thanksgiving tradition of ordering turkey dinner and "New York Icon" Cabernet Sauvignon at Junior's, and for America's tradition of having such gluttonous proportions that we all have leftovers for tomorrow's lunch 🙏🇨🇦🍗
3 turkey dinners and a bottle of red wine being consumed at Junior's diner
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Christy Nyiri @nyiri.land · 10/10/2026
Help my miso soup gained sentience and is trying to communicate
Bottom of empty disposable miso soup cup with green onions stuck to the bottom in shapes that vaguely resemble letters
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Christy Nyiri @nyiri.land · 03/10/2026
Saw Schmigadoon this week, which was fun... but I dunno, the TV series was better? I guess it won all the Tonys cause it's a show for theatre nerds, and theatre nerds are doing the voting, but it felt a bit flat! ALSO, I'm old and the extreme foreshortening of the town set made my brain hurt haha
Playbill for the show held up in front of stage pre-show from mezzanine leftCast taking final bows at end of show, in front of the set of the Schmigadoon town square, which is sooooo foreshortened at extreme angles that your eyes and brain have a difficult time reconciling where the horizon line is, resulting in a headache
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Christy Nyiri @nyiri.land · 02/10/2026
Happy Octobmer to those who observe
A tear-away calendar where the top sheet didn't rip away cleanly, and the month now reads "Octobmer"
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Christy Nyiri @nyiri.land · 18/09/2026
This was... an experience.
A menu from Skyline Chili, showing grated yellow cheese piled atop chili and spaghetti
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Christy Nyiri @nyiri.land · 15/09/2026
Cry sty
Coffee cup from Starbucks with "Crysty" as the name
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Christy Nyiri @nyiri.land · 07/09/2026
We saw Paranormal Activity last Thurs, which... honestly I was underwhelmed? Yeah there were some impressive effects, but not that many. I dunno! We also missed some things sitting on the side. TL;DR: It's not that deep and didn't scare me lol #heylookatthisthingiwentto
Playbill for Paranormal Activity held up in front of the stage pre-show from 1st row, left mezzanineTwo middle aged Canadians standing in front of the Paranormal Activity marquee at August Wilson Theatre
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Christy Nyiri @nyiri.land · 07/09/2026
Went to see Marina last weekend on Little Island, which landed in the center of the weird art/comedy Venn diagram, the place where most "art" things I've made reside. Kinda assumed Julio would be in it, which he wasn't lol, but it was still weird and funny and enjoyable! #heylookatthisthingiwentto
Flyer for Marina held up in front of the amphitheatre stage pre-show from audience leftSignage saying:
AUGUST 27-30
JULIO TORRES
MARTINE GUTERREZ
MARINA
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Christy Nyiri @nyiri.land · 01/09/2026
The two genders
Google maps screenshot saying "Lake Ontario" from friend in TorontoGoogle maps screenshot saying "Lake America" from me in fourth circle of hell
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Christy Nyiri @nyiri.land · 24/08/2026
It's no Heated Rivalry but gets points for the Jann Arden shoutout
Screenshot from Sterling Point of a teen girl looking a cassette tape with subtitles "Who's Jann Arden?"
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Christy Nyiri @nyiri.land · 18/08/2026
Thanks I hate it
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Christy Nyiri @nyiri.land · 08/08/2026
Lol yes this was my third time but I took my visiting bestie to see Meg Stalter's turn in Oh, Mary! for an early 40th bday present. We both first saw her perform in a random basement comedy show in 2018(?) two weeks after she moved to NY! And yeah, our gurl ate #heylookatthisthingiwentto
Playbill for show held up in front of stage pre-show from mezzanine leftCast taking final bowsTwo dumb broads standing in front of a poster for the show
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Christy Nyiri @nyiri.land · 05/08/2026
Zucchinis of increasingly NSFW nature
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Christy Nyiri @nyiri.land · 02/08/2026
A promising tomato plant yesterday vs this morning. 😭 My Hungarian granny used to shout "mókus!" when squirrels would rattle around in her eaves, and it appears I have now inherited this generational trauma (also why "squirrel" is one of the six Hungarian words I know)
5 beautiful and happy tomatoes growing on a vineThe same tomatoes the next day: 3 are left on the vine, 2 with bite marks Another tomato with bite marks, found cruelly discarded on the groundThe last desecrated tomato, found on the corner of my patio, still green, the top gnawed off and bits of peel strewn about
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Christy Nyiri @nyiri.land · 26/07/2026
Evidence of bucolic upstate weekend
Huge fucking tomatoes at a farm stand Making fresh corn + tomato saladAn outdoor dinner party with sun setting in distance
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Christy Nyiri @nyiri.land · 19/07/2026
Amazing dupe
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Christy Nyiri @nyiri.land · 11/07/2026
Washers went up another 50 cents at the laundromat 👎 on the other hand the really good bakery next door to it brought back their insanely delicious seasonal tomato croissant which I will be seeking out on a weekly basis 👍👍👍👍👍👍
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Christy Nyiri @nyiri.land · 09/07/2026
Bonnie Tyler was so formative for me: sang one of my first go-to karaoke songs, which later became my first karaoke video (which did some numbers on YouTube before it got pulled for copyright infringement lol). It's a heartache, indeed. 💐 weekendleisure.ca/karaoke/tota...
Screencap of "Total Eclipse of the Heart Karaoke" YouTube video showing 193,242 views
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Christy Nyiri @nyiri.land · 08/07/2026
Twinning with the local signage 👍
Middle aged woman dressed in black with neon yellow phone case next to a black and neon yellow poster
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Christy Nyiri @nyiri.land · 06/07/2026
Man this sucks
Middle aged woman atop annoyingly scenic Tuscan lookout
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Christy Nyiri @nyiri.land · 06/07/2026
Fucking awful
Middle aged woman with gelato
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Christy Nyiri @nyiri.land · 06/07/2026
Having an absolutely terrible time in Tuscany
Middle aged woman holds glass of vino rosatto overlooking town square in Cortona
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Christy Nyiri @nyiri.land · 28/06/2026
Forgot to post What We Did Before Our Moth Days back in April. The entire 3 hour show was 4 people sitting in a row on chairs and delivering monologues, but it was so good. Wallace Shawn is a national treasure. #heylookatthisthingiwentto
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Christy Nyiri @nyiri.land · 28/06/2026
Also saw the Balusters in its final week, which was pretty topical and amusing and gave me enough vicarious trauma of being in an HOA that I promise to never buy a house #heylookatthisthingiwentto
Playbill held up in front of stage pre-show from orchestra center Cast taking final bows
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Christy Nyiri @nyiri.land · 28/06/2026
Caught the 2nd part of Henry VI at The Public a couple weeks ago, cause my friend's in it! (And, spoiler, he becomes king by the end.) Needed to bring a Shakespeare nerd along to explain what was happening lol but the costume design by threeASFOUR was soooooo good 😚👌 #heylookatthisthingiwentto
Playbill held up in front of stage pre-show
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Christy Nyiri @nyiri.land · 27/06/2026
Every other year I've tried to grow out here the results were so underwhelming that I did NOT expect needing to worry about plant growth; this was my "bounty" by deep summer 2023 lol. But the weather this year has been a lot milder than usual (and I'm fertilizing properly) so shit is popping OFF
Mature yet short tomato plants that aren't producing much fruit
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Christy Nyiri @nyiri.land · 27/06/2026
Crazy that less than a month ago they were this tiny, and now the tomatoes are going to outgrow their bamboo supports while I'm away next week (also: having a patio garden and going out of town are diametrically opposed concepts)
Vegetable and herb seedlings freshly planted in containers on a patioThe tomato plants are getting too damn tall
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Christy Nyiri @nyiri.land · 27/06/2026
How it started / how it's going
Patio that had not been touched since 2023 featuring rusted metal bucket, weeds, and broken flower potPatio with a thriving vegetable and herb garden, clearly tended to regularly by a genius owner
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Christy Nyiri @nyiri.land · 25/06/2026
Good morning to the bee twerking in my zucchini flower
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Christy Nyiri @nyiri.land · 25/06/2026
🦀 see a crab, post a crab 🦀
A widdle cwab
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Christy Nyiri @nyiri.land · 14/06/2026
This city won't quit KNICKS IN 5 BABY
Why yes I happen to have Knicks colours in my wardrobe
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Christy Nyiri @nyiri.land · 14/06/2026
Bartenders are free pouring liquor into mouths, what a run
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Christy Nyiri @nyiri.land · 05/06/2026
Lost Boys lol... it was actually a fun show with a pretty crazy set, although definitely did not need to be a musical, and why so many Tony noms?? But sure, I'll go watch vampires sing songs #heylookatthisthingiwentto
Playbill held up in front of stage from mezzanine right  Cast taking final bows at end of show
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Christy Nyiri @nyiri.land · 05/06/2026
Proof! Really good! (Big Ayo crush over hrrrrr) #heylookatthisthingiwentto
Playbill for Proof held up in front of stage from left orchestra Cast taking bows after final curtain
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Christy Nyiri @nyiri.land · 30/05/2026
Impulse bought discount tix to Two Strangers Carry a Cake Across New York. Cute, but suited for the tourist crowd. Agree with my friend Liz's rating of "a solid B". #heylookatthisthingiwentto
Playbill held up in front of stage from orchestra rightActors bowing after performance
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Christy Nyiri @nyiri.land · 28/05/2026
At a glance I thought this said "update while I die"
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Christy Nyiri @nyiri.land · 24/05/2026
At least I know my tax dollars aren't going towards updating woke digital infrastructure like this 760px width non-responsive government website
Screenshot of US Department of State Consular Electronic Application Center website which appears as though it hasn't been updated in 20 years
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Christy Nyiri @nyiri.land · 11/05/2026
Happy 5th anniversary to being child-free but not dressing like it
Screenshot of tweet from 2021:
A guy on the street just told me "happy Mother's Day". These mom jeans really work!
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Christy Nyiri @nyiri.land · 30/04/2026
Also wtf
Danish Haribo variety called Labre Larver which is brown candy coated liquorice that look like larvae. The packaging has three cartoon larvae cabaret dancers wearing lipstick, large feathers, high heels and fishnet tights
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Christy Nyiri @nyiri.land · 30/04/2026
Home now, but I appreciate that Denmark has Haribo targeting the computer nerd demographic
Haribo variety called "Click Mix" featuring two cartoon characters happily sitting at a laptop on the packaging
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Christy Nyiri @nyiri.land · 23/04/2026
Bun with a hole in the middle, filled with ketchup and mayo and a wiener shoved in?! Top tier food design 🏆
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Christy Nyiri @nyiri.land · 21/04/2026
The ideal search history
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Christy Nyiri @nyiri.land · 19/04/2026
Oh hej Copenhagen! Noma has been temporarily taken over by Restaurant Barr and is Redzepi-free at last
Sign saying "come in, try new things" outside the Noma Projects ShopThe outside of Noma's main entrance, updated with signage for BarrInterior of entranceSelf-satisfied middle aged woman eating at a long communal table in Noma's dining space
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Christy Nyiri @nyiri.land · 18/04/2026
Of course I did
Screen in the back of an airplane seat showing the title card for the movie "Christy"
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Christy Nyiri @nyiri.land · 09/04/2026
Erm fucking ANDREW LLOYD WEBBER showed up to guest judge Cats: The Jellicle Ball with LIN MANUEL tonight?! What a wild show, dunno who decided to do "Cats but make it ballroom" with the original music yet somehow it works lol?!#heylookatthisthingiwentto
Playbill for Cats: The Jellicle Ball held up in front of stage pre-showCast of Cats & guest judges posing for photos Two hot bitches basking in the glow of a mirrorball
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Christy Nyiri @nyiri.land · 08/04/2026
TFW you make toffee cuz u have craving for very specific type of cookie
Homemade toffee shards in a pileCookies cooling on a baking sheet
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Christy Nyiri @nyiri.land · 06/04/2026
Went to a matinee of Antigone (This Play I Read in Highschool) at the Public Theatre, which was basically an allegory for the current dismantling of women's reproductive rights, really good! But HEAVY. (Followed by Easter karaoke, which is always a surprisingly fun theme) #heylookatthisthingiwentto
Playbill for Antigone held up in front of stage before show from audience rightWoman singing "counting blue cars" at karaoke with the lyrics:
"And tell me all your thoughts on God 
'Cause I'm on my way to see her"
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Christy Nyiri @nyiri.land · 02/04/2026
Saw Dog Day Afternoon the day after all the bad reviews dropped lol. I didn't hate it! Bernthal is great, although Ebon is underutilized, and the end does feel quite anticlimactic... but was still enjoyable for the parts that worked? 🤷‍♀️ #heylookatthisthingiwentto
Playbill for Dog Day Afternoon held up in front of the stage pre-show from center mezzanine Cast taking bows at final curtainMiddle aged woman taking a peace sign selfie outside the August Wilson Theatre
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Christy Nyiri @nyiri.land · 30/03/2026
Saying bye to my little pal Dustbucket in London, aka one of three dogs in the world I do not dislike
Middle aged woman with a brown mini Schnauzer dog
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Christy Nyiri @nyiri.land · 16/03/2026
Behold: the female anatomy
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