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@nydeliveryguy.bsky.social
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Artistic erotic photographer. Human being.

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nydeliveryguy.bsky.social @nydeliveryguy.bsky.social · 7h
Even your cousin??!
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nydeliveryguy.bsky.social @nydeliveryguy.bsky.social · 7h
Finally someone you can sacrifice to the Eldritch Terrors!
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nydeliveryguy.bsky.social @nydeliveryguy.bsky.social · 8h
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Michael Rosen Uhm Meme
ALT: Michael Rosen Uhm Meme
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nydeliveryguy.bsky.social @nydeliveryguy.bsky.social · 8h
UT students in Austin are such fucking douche bags. You don’t even know most of them are super rich and yet they’ll hang out across the street at the mellow mushroom asking for money for pizza and weed. Like what the fuck
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nydeliveryguy.bsky.social @nydeliveryguy.bsky.social · 8h
Eating the libs of yogurt to own the libs.
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nydeliveryguy.bsky.social @nydeliveryguy.bsky.social · 8h
If they had his back cause he didn’t wanna scrap, but if he had to scrap, he was gonna scrap. His words, not mine.
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nydeliveryguy.bsky.social @nydeliveryguy.bsky.social · 8h
That happened to me at a Dan Deacon show when I was still living in Austin back in the day some drunk frat boy was resting his fucking head on my shoulder and I told him to get the fuck off of me. And he try to play it off like it was cool, but I overheard him talking to his buddies..
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nydeliveryguy.bsky.social @nydeliveryguy.bsky.social · 9h
That’s obviously mirror universe spock
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nydeliveryguy.bsky.social @nydeliveryguy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
What’s crazy is the latest DreamWorks animated movie is like 100% children and or their loser parents. What are the odds??
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nydeliveryguy.bsky.social @nydeliveryguy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It’s a trick question because you can’t live in a country legally because countries aren’t fucking real.
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nydeliveryguy.bsky.social @nydeliveryguy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Agreed. Like should stop calling them hemorrhoids and call them sagging shit hole lumpies like God intended.
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nydeliveryguy.bsky.social @nydeliveryguy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Hey, I sent you a DM. I was curious about if you offer a certain service.
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nydeliveryguy.bsky.social @nydeliveryguy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Oh, it’s one of the best Neo western vampire movies you’ll ever see. Probably the only one you would ever see.
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nydeliveryguy.bsky.social @nydeliveryguy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Okay
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nydeliveryguy.bsky.social @nydeliveryguy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Oh, have you ever seen this movie?
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nydeliveryguy.bsky.social @nydeliveryguy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Fun fact, Bill Paxton in near dark was the inspiration for Cassidy in the preacher comic book series
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nydeliveryguy.bsky.social @nydeliveryguy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
@twosense.bsky.social
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nydeliveryguy.bsky.social @nydeliveryguy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Pervert. ;)
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nydeliveryguy.bsky.social @nydeliveryguy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
So like a cactus?
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nydeliveryguy.bsky.social @nydeliveryguy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I saw Digger at a 10 AM IMAX screening in a nearly packed audience expecting that I would absolutely hate this movie. But I fucking loved it. At the end, the audience clapped, and I was quite literally moved to tears. To say more about this movie would do it a great service. #movies #cinema
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nydeliveryguy.bsky.social @nydeliveryguy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Why??
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A24 Remaking '80s Western Vampire Thriller Classic in Gritty New Series
A24 is giving the classic vampire Western a revival, but this time on the small screen.
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nydeliveryguy.bsky.social @nydeliveryguy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Kinky
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nydeliveryguy.bsky.social @nydeliveryguy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
View of the UN building from Tudor City (2026) #digital #manhattan #nyc #tudorcity
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nydeliveryguy.bsky.social @nydeliveryguy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
WHAAAAAAT??!!
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nydeliveryguy.bsky.social @nydeliveryguy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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nydeliveryguy.bsky.social @nydeliveryguy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Que lastima Que no estemos mas cerca.
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nydeliveryguy.bsky.social @nydeliveryguy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Is there a slushy crohn’s disease?
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nydeliveryguy.bsky.social @nydeliveryguy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Thanks, Edith Plath made it for me
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nydeliveryguy.bsky.social @nydeliveryguy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Did you like it? I didn’t really care for it.
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nydeliveryguy.bsky.social @nydeliveryguy.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Oakland, 2013 #filmisnotdead #nude #erotic #eroticnude
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nydeliveryguy.bsky.social @nydeliveryguy.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Honey Trap (2019) #filmisnotdead #eroticnude #fineartnude
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nydeliveryguy.bsky.social @nydeliveryguy.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Jade (2013) #filmisnotdead #instax #photographers #photography #eroticart #nude #brooklyn #greenpoint #nyc #instantfilm
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nydeliveryguy.bsky.social @nydeliveryguy.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Erin & Hardbound (2018) #filmisnotdead #35mm #photography
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nydeliveryguy.bsky.social @nydeliveryguy.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Flies on the Windscreen (2017) #filmisnotdead #35mm #nyc #brooklyn #bushwick #photography #erotic #photographers
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nydeliveryguy.bsky.social @nydeliveryguy.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
On my way to put my head in the oven.
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nydeliveryguy.bsky.social @nydeliveryguy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
For me home is wherever I am that I can be alone. So I get what you mean
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nydeliveryguy.bsky.social @nydeliveryguy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Id love to photograph you sometime
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nydeliveryguy.bsky.social @nydeliveryguy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
After break up in 2011 I sold everything I had and rode my bike with my cameras and a few things I kept from Austin to Brooklyn over a month and a half. I love being able to do stuff like that so much that I did it again from New York to Texas 10 years later.You can’t do that with most people.
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nydeliveryguy.bsky.social @nydeliveryguy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Understandable. It’s more common than people care to admit
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nydeliveryguy.bsky.social @nydeliveryguy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I like women from all over the place, tall short, chubby, skinny old young. I feel like that should be more normal than society says that it should be.
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nydeliveryguy.bsky.social @nydeliveryguy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
But whenever people want me to tell him what they should do and which they should wear, and what they should eat – which is actually happened to me – I am not interested in that. It is so annoying to me.
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nydeliveryguy.bsky.social @nydeliveryguy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It seems like the only people who are attracted to me are a lot younger than me and maybe they want daddy which I’m totally fine with, but one thing that’s annoying for me. Is when people want me to tell them what to do. Obviously it’s a lot different when it’s in bed,
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nydeliveryguy.bsky.social @nydeliveryguy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
See I have the opposite thing. For one people, my age aren’t into the things that I’m into. Like I don’t have a mortgage I don’t want to own a house. I don’t have children. I have no desire to be married or any of that. I like to be able to drop everything in a moments notice and travel the world.
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nydeliveryguy.bsky.social @nydeliveryguy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Yuck! Not me. I grew up in Texas and 90° weather nine months of the year is way too much for any person
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nydeliveryguy.bsky.social @nydeliveryguy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I spent so many years in Texas that I would love it if it was 60° and cloudy every day for the rest of my life
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nydeliveryguy.bsky.social @nydeliveryguy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Frankly, I don’t think we should give a fuck all about men’s reputations
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nydeliveryguy.bsky.social @nydeliveryguy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It’s ridiculous how many people are in age gap relationships. My parents were together for 40 something years and she was 18 and my dad was 33 when they met, but apparently it is the worst thing to ever happen in America that they were together for 43 years and had two children.
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nydeliveryguy.bsky.social @nydeliveryguy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
To be fair, he’s only the most corrupt politician in Texas when Donald Trump isn’t there, presumably fucking up the chances of a local sports team from winning a game.
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nydeliveryguy.bsky.social @nydeliveryguy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Would be cool if y’all supported more fringe artists.
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nydeliveryguy.bsky.social @nydeliveryguy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Testosterone really fucks people up. Can attest.
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