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NUFC Twitter Bot @nufcjournalistbot.bsky.social · 7h

Newcastle United (@NUFC) The art of volleys ☄️ t.co/ZQs5B6VfIR

NUFCSoprano @nufcsoprano.bsky.social · 8h

Clutch on the car went today which is pain I could do without wuth Christmas just around the corner. Try and check bus time tables to but they don't work. Work is 1.2 miles away. £7.70 for a taxi. The world has gone mad.

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NUFCSoprano @nufcsoprano.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Stadium tour with the 7 year old Nephew this afternoon and it's difficult to determine who is the more excited. I think I might have done one pre Ashley, so it's long over due, but aye, we're both buzzing for it. Howay the tour! #NUFC 🖤🤍👊

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NUFCSoprano @nufcsoprano.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

This Rooney thing on Disney is actually really good. Come across as proper down to earth family living the dream we pretty much all have, growing up in low income, working class homes. Good luck to them I say. 👏 (Despite Wayne's misgivings)

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NUFCSoprano @nufcsoprano.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

The 4 part Jay Z and Rick Ruben interviews are a fucking belta for any hip-hop fan.

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Harbourmaster Productions @harbourmasterrr.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Last minute reminder if anyone fancies coming to a cool gig tomorrow in South Shields.

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Viz Comic @vizcomic.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

subscriptions >>> shop.viz.co.uk/viz358bs

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NUFCSoprano @nufcsoprano.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Day off today. Resealed the bathroom. Being an adult is shit.

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NUFCSoprano @nufcsoprano.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Getting covered in piss cold pints, thrown by daft cunt influencet types, who are more arsed about clicks than the football, in the middle of a North East winter. No thank you, Andrew.

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NUFCSoprano @nufcsoprano.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

U21s are on Sky Sports + tonight in the National Cup, ko 7.30, v Bradford, if anyone's needing a football fix #NUFC

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NUFCSoprano @nufcsoprano.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

"Load management". Fuck. Off.

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NUFCSoprano @nufcsoprano.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Joe Willock Are you giving him a new contract? #NUFC

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NUFCSoprano @nufcsoprano.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Bussing to the match. Just about to hit Wallsend golf club and the traffic is gridlocked. Anyone heard owt? Been an accident?

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Jeff Livingstone @defjeff.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Don’t know how United do on Saturday but Dowell, Alabi, Mills and Thompson make the England under 18 squad this week. Four players gets The Mags toe to toe with Man City and is the highest number of NUFC players that have ever represented the club at this level for their country.

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NUFCSoprano @nufcsoprano.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

U21s have come from a goal down to lead 1-2 vs York. Took the lead pretty much straight from the kick off in the 2nd half ##NUFC

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NUFCSoprano @nufcsoprano.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

The u21s are on the red button on Sky Sports v York if anyone's arsed. #NUFC

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NUFCSoprano @nufcsoprano.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

If you just blank out that 1st half, it finished 1-1. That's my logic and that's what I'm sticking with. #NUFC

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NUFCSoprano @nufcsoprano.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Said at work that I didn't think there was much between us. Look a reet dick. 👏 Leeds. Well played. #NUFC

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NUFCSoprano @nufcsoprano.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Worked late, had to do some other responsible things that meant I got in and ate while the match just kicked off. Probably wish responsibilities meant I missed it. 🤮🤮 #NUFC

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NUFCSoprano @nufcsoprano.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Darkest Hour on iPlayer. Great film. Gary Oldman is phenomenal as Churchill. Chinese on the way. Canny way to end a canny weekend and the perfect prep for watching the mighty mags smash Leeds tomorrow. Howay the Sunday night Chinese and film! 🖤🩶👊

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Harbourmaster Productions @harbourmasterrr.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

I keep forgetting to post this here. Come and see my band play in South Shields' finest café (please).

Poster text:

The Sea Change Cafe Sunday Matinee:
Old Man
American Wrestling
Ami McGuinness

September 27th at 4pm

Sea Change Cafe
158 Ocean Road
South Shields

Pay what you feel

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NUFCSoprano @nufcsoprano.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

I really have no clue about the rules of football any more. If Foden goes, surely Fernandes goes too. And I have no idea how that's not offside. Absolutely lost here.

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Memecastle United FC @memecastleunited.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

🚨 Newcastle United are delighted to announce the signing of Lewis Hall from Manchester United. Hall leaves Old Trafford after a hugely successful spell consisting of several tweets, two edits and zero appearances. Welcome to St. James' Park, Lewis! 🖤🤍

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Jeff Livingstone @defjeff.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Didn’t think that was that bad. Cup tie, difficult trip, good side, having a go. Things just not quite clicking, but NUFC at least getting up the pitch and trying. Well played Millwall, well done United.

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NUFC Twitter Bot @nufcjournalistbot.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Newcastle United (@NUFC) Today we remember Gary Speed on what would have been his 57th birthday. Forever in our thoughts, Speedo. 🖤🤍 t.co/CEpyvh2URK

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NUFCSoprano @nufcsoprano.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

28 degrees in the South East apparently. I'm sat deliberating if it's too early to put the heating on.

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NUFCSoprano @nufcsoprano.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Have to work tomorrow 😩 Had to sell my ticket 😢 I'll be trying to watch on my phone while working.. 😩 HWTL!!! 🖤 🤍 👊 #NUFC

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NUFCSoprano @nufcsoprano.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

The only interview I watched tonight wasn't an undercover one. (I'll catch that later) youtu.be/6Z3M4hQhCoI?... Really good watch (or listen) 👏 @charlotterob.bsky.social 🖤 🤍 👊

youtu.be

Newcastle United CEO: "WHAT WE'RE BUILDING HERE IS BIG!"

YouTube video by True Faith Newcastle United Podcast and Fan Channel

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NUFCSoprano @nufcsoprano.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Geordie Bangers breakfast incoming for me. Geordie bangers Sausage, bacon and hash browns, in a bun and a cappuccino for £5. Unparalleled goodness and value that'll keep me ticking over untill tea. Get behind my face. 🖤 🤍 👊 🐷 🥓

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NUFCSoprano @nufcsoprano.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Absolutely mental this one mind! Fee agreed with mackems, Palace hijack, kids apparently in London, sunderland renegotiate, tgen he's still in an airport in France, Palace offer his agent better money and he's off to Palace again (apparently)..

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NUFCSoprano @nufcsoprano.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

It's hilarious hearing all the big 6, plastic fans, phoning TalkSPORTs and wetting themselves over their transfer windows. "We've only spent 250 million this window and I'm not happy, Jim!" 😩

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NUFCSoprano @nufcsoprano.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

I'm greedy. Would love a versatile defender and a cheap, young, under the radar striker from outer Mongolia or somewhere. Successful reboot of a window, regardless though. Rossy W, big up yaself 🖤 🤍 👊 #NUFC

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Chris @kicka11.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Congratulations to big Nick for getting Tonali's dream move, of the two I prefer Nick to get that chance. #nufc

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Ronan D. Donnellan @ro-di-dendron.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Not Eddie, but Matty J and RW have the answers. It's a hyper-fast front three and El Fulcro smashing it 50 yards and dropping it on to their various big toes, 20 yards out. Fork me I LOVE this football club! #NUFC

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NUFCSoprano @nufcsoprano.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Fucking Craig Hope's just posted Gapko to Man City is off due to Liverpools being unable to bring in a viable replacement.. We're all thinking it, aren't we? #NUFC

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Joel Bland @joelblandsport.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Fwiw he’s scheduled to arrive at 6:20pm today

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NUFCSoprano @nufcsoprano.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

I love Nick but you can't rebuild a full team to play to suit ome player. Fabrizio (still a cunt) has just "here we go" (cringe) Pardo. Sex wee. #NUFC

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NUFCSoprano @nufcsoprano.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Jacob Murphy deserves more respect. Short memories some people. #NUFC

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NUFCSoprano @nufcsoprano.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Further update from the limbs v Liverpool.. The right shin, cut and bruised. Left and right knees, bruises to both, mostly on the left. Left upper thigh, black bruise. Lower, middle back, possibly broken. Upper arms (both) bruises from grabbing. Glasses, still have, bent. Worth it. #NUFC

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NUFCSoprano @nufcsoprano.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

This is great but can we get polls please?

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