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NUFC, Hip-hop, tele, food, patented my own shit crack (it's my own, don't cost me money). Be excellent to each other.

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NUFCSoprano @nufcsoprano.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Happy Birthday!! Hope you've had a mint day!
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Viz Comic @vizcomic.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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NUFCSoprano @nufcsoprano.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Think I'm going to re-watch Snowfall. If you haven't seen it, you should watch it too.
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NUFCBlog.co.uk @nufcblog.co.uk · 06/10/2026
✍️ Newcastle have signed young centre-back Abdulmalik Bamgbola. ⚫️⚪️ The left-sided defender will join our high-flying Under-15s following three seasons at Watford 👋 Welcome, Abdulmalik! #NUFC #WatfordFC
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NUFCSoprano @nufcsoprano.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
As much as watching England has kept me ticking over, I can't fucking wait for this International break to be over. #NUFC
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NUFCSoprano @nufcsoprano.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The appointment of Bruce was a real low. A genuine "this is as good as this bloke aspires to be" moment. That's as close as I've come to binning it off entirely, that season.
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NUFC Twitter Bot @nufcjournalistbot.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Newcastle United (@NUFC) The art of volleys ☄️ t.co/ZQs5B6VfIR
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NUFCSoprano @nufcsoprano.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Sound plan. I'm all in 👊
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NUFCSoprano @nufcsoprano.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Haha! Method in that line of thinking. I like it.
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NUFCSoprano @nufcsoprano.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
8.80 those cunts wanted! 8 pund, fucking 80! Nearby won the (begrudged) taxi payment war.
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NUFCSoprano @nufcsoprano.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
😄 Takes 30/35 minutes. I'll walk home but the extra 30 minutes in bed, on these colder mornings, and especially a Monday, I'll (begrudgingly) pay my 8 quid! *8 FUCKING QUID!!
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NUFCSoprano @nufcsoprano.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Clutch on the car went today which is pain I could do without wuth Christmas just around the corner. Try and check bus time tables to but they don't work. Work is 1.2 miles away. £7.70 for a taxi. The world has gone mad.
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NUFCSoprano @nufcsoprano.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
We had a great time! I'm in the ground every other week but seeing every where else, the boxes, the chairman's suite, the changing rooms, was class & the tour guides were so knowledgeable. My Nephew was probably a bit too young for the historical stuff but loved it too. Highly recommend #NUFC
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NUFCSoprano @nufcsoprano.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Stadium tour with the 7 year old Nephew this afternoon and it's difficult to determine who is the more excited. I think I might have done one pre Ashley, so it's long over due, but aye, we're both buzzing for it. Howay the tour! #NUFC 🖤🤍👊
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NUFCSoprano @nufcsoprano.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yeah, I'm still hard as fuck and might even wear a Stoney to the match. 👀 😉 😜
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NUFCSoprano @nufcsoprano.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This Rooney thing on Disney is actually really good. Come across as proper down to earth family living the dream we pretty much all have, growing up in low income, working class homes. Good luck to them I say. 👏 (Despite Wayne's misgivings)
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NUFCSoprano @nufcsoprano.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The 4 part Jay Z and Rick Ruben interviews are a fucking belta for any hip-hop fan.
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NUFCSoprano @nufcsoprano.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Wissa's scored for Congo again #NUFC
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NUFCSoprano @nufcsoprano.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Mine was at least 8 years old before this new one. 😄 You're not alone in not having an iPhone 220 or a Samsung s7006 (or whatever).
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NUFCSoprano @nufcsoprano.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It used to do that on my old phone but I got a new one a few weeks ago and it works fine now. I think it might be something to do with that. I agree though, it's very frustrating
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Harbourmaster Productions @harbourmasterrr.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Last minute reminder if anyone fancies coming to a cool gig tomorrow in South Shields.
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Amanda @amandavetnurse.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Wissa goal for DCR. #nufc
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DR Congo vs Equatorial Guinea Highlights | AFCON 2027 Qualifiers Group Stage
YouTube video by African Football Hub
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Viz Comic @vizcomic.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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NUFCSoprano @nufcsoprano.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Day off today. Resealed the bathroom. Being an adult is shit.
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NUFCSoprano @nufcsoprano.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Getting covered in piss cold pints, thrown by daft cunt influencet types, who are more arsed about clicks than the football, in the middle of a North East winter. No thank you, Andrew.
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NUFCSoprano @nufcsoprano.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I'm greatful for good memories but he's an Arsenal player now. Fuck him and fuck them.
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NUFCSoprano @nufcsoprano.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Joelinton reducer on him early doors. Set the tone.
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NUFCSoprano @nufcsoprano.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
😄 🤣
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NUFCSoprano @nufcsoprano.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Ferrrea * this fucking new phone!!! Genuinely had started to type that before that goal 😄
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NUFCSoprano @nufcsoprano.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
So was the last tbf. Ferret looks areet
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NUFCSoprano @nufcsoprano.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Think it'll be in the cup or EFL folder.. 👀 or maybes just type in Bradford in the search for "Live TV".. So I'm told.
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NUFCSoprano @nufcsoprano.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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NUFCSoprano @nufcsoprano.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
You need to press the red button and you'll get all the games.
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NUFCSoprano @nufcsoprano.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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NUFCSoprano @nufcsoprano.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
U21s are on Sky Sports + tonight in the National Cup, ko 7.30, v Bradford, if anyone's needing a football fix #NUFC
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NUFCSoprano @nufcsoprano.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
#NUFC
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NUFCSoprano @nufcsoprano.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
"Load management". Fuck. Off.
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NUFCSoprano @nufcsoprano.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
😄 😄 🤣 Wouldn't even need 2 pints mate 👊
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NUFCSoprano @nufcsoprano.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Murphy seems to be the boo boy at the minute (Hate it me, esp at the ground). His performance levels have dropped but I'd attribute some of that to the lack of a proper #9. Love the kid, me, but age waits for no man. Probably his last season with us I'd think, despite his leadership qualities.
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NUFCSoprano @nufcsoprano.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
All fair points. Definitely need to be thinking on replacements for the aging squad players as priorities imo
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NUFCSoprano @nufcsoprano.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Yeah, that's all fair
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NUFCSoprano @nufcsoprano.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I'm really not sure mate. I don't think he's good enough long term but I'd probably give him 1 and look to sell if we received a good offer. I reckon replacing him would be hard given the cost of an improvement in his position and defence has to be a priority going forward for spending.
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NUFCSoprano @nufcsoprano.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I remember the days of that cycle. Today I'm using "league table doesn't lie" school of logic, and that's the logic I'm sticking with it as long as we're higher.
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NUFCSoprano @nufcsoprano.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Aye, it's a tough one like.
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NUFCSoprano @nufcsoprano.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Been waiting since last summer for their shiteness to kick in. Been a fucking long old waiting. Here's hoping Thursday/Sunday fucks them and the shiteness finally hits.
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NUFCSoprano @nufcsoprano.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Joe Willock Are you giving him a new contract? #NUFC
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NUFCSoprano @nufcsoprano.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It clears quickly tbh, maybes takes an extra 5 minutes
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NUFCSoprano @nufcsoprano.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Aye, at the Corner House now so made swift progress 👊
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NUFCSoprano @nufcsoprano.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Never mind, (more fucking) roadworks 😫
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NUFCSoprano @nufcsoprano.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Bussing to the match. Just about to hit Wallsend golf club and the traffic is gridlocked. Anyone heard owt? Been an accident?
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