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Nude Gunray

@nudegunray.bsky.social
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A Neimodian in need of clothes

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Nude Gunray @nudegunray.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Penises, flaps and bums
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Nude Gunray @nudegunray.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Ass ass ass
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Nude Gunray @nudegunray.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
ABE (After Battle of Exogol) should replace ABY.
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Nude Gunray @nudegunray.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
The only "Stranger Things" I care about are the stranger things I'm exhorting both your parents to do with me in the bedroom
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Nude Gunray @nudegunray.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Death to America
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Modern Gorgfare 🪖 @thatguygarrick.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Grand He/Himquisitor
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Nude Gunray @nudegunray.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
First order of business:
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Nude Gunray @nudegunray.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
I might use this more, where's my star wars people at...?
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Nude Gunray @nudegunray.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Happy new year cuntos
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Nude Gunray @nudegunray.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
Arse Danger.
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Nude Gunray @nudegunray.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
Admiral Ackbar with a speech bubble coming from the quoted skeet
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Rik | Dipshit Actual @rikthedipshit.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
@nudegunray.bsky.social I feel like you'd buy this album lmao
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awr @awr.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
this is still the coolest capital ship to be designed for anything ever
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Nude Gunray @nudegunray.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
"Chewie, what're you doing? I saw you leaving Dr Kalonia's quarters this morning, looking all matted and shit. What about your wife??" "Relax, Han. Wookiees believe that the universe outside of Kashyyk's atmosphere does not exist, is a bad dream of sorts. I can fuck her because I have no soul now."
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Nude Gunray @nudegunray.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
These two were fucking, right...?
Chewbacca getting a medical examination from a Resistance medic lady (Harter Kalonia) after he gets shot in the arm - she's using some technological scanny thing on it
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KYLO. — 🦅 @kyloadam.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
seeing a lot of AI images here so in case you didn’t know; that’s awful! generative AI steals photos & artwork to create from and it’s also so unbelievably bad for the environment.
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Nude Gunray @nudegunray.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Tarkin when he finds out that Krennic has truly fucked it at Scarif:
CD by the band "Orson": "No Tomorrow"
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Nude Gunray @nudegunray.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Spice Urchin isn't even the first time Kenobi has been callously indifferent to the material circumstances of someone trapped within the drugs trade. Elan Sleazebaggano went home and blew his brains out because of that fucking Mind Trick.
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Nude Gunray @nudegunray.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
[Upper-class Coruscanti accent] "Yes, yes, that is very sad but I really must be going to return the young girl that's been travelling with me to her life of obscene wealth and luxury."
Ewan McGregor's daughter in Kenobi: "I was someone's daughter once, too"
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Nude Gunray @nudegunray.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Hondo is like Doctor Who. When he's there for street kids, he'll take them on wacky adventures that'll enrich their life. When he's not there, however, their life is like in 'Children of Earth'; they become broken husks for the intergalactic drug trade
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Nude Gunray @nudegunray.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Which Star Wars character has the smallest microdick and why is it Orson Krennic?
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Nude Gunray @nudegunray.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Ezra: man, it's so sweet being a homeless orphan! Time to cheekily pinch some meiloorun! Teehee! Kenobi Spice Girl: my supplier smashed my teeth in when I was 10 because I spent some of the spice money on food
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Nude Gunray @nudegunray.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Did you know that male Neimoidians can fake orgasms, ejecting a form of pseudo-semen, to prevent a situation where their partners take offence and demand financial compensation, which is permissible under Neimoidian law for ungratifying sexual encounters?
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Nude Gunray @nudegunray.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Reskeet if you would eat this
Square sausage sandwiched between two pies
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Rune Haaiku @runehaaiku.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Mundi was so wrong. Said sith extinct thousand years. Sheev smirked at this thought.
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Nude Gunray @nudegunray.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Hi, okay, seeing lots of people doing this so listen up cunts. I'm ✨ Nude Gunray ✨, a wholesome star wars fan account. Love: Star wars, separatism, socialism, chaos Hates: Bullies, right wingers, Ki Adi Mundi, fandom snobbery #Promosky
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Nude Gunray @nudegunray.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Darth Sidious extracting Vader from Mustafar:
Mouthwashing video game: the POV character is carrying a horrifically maimed and bandaged character to a cryopod
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Ziara @cadbabe.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Bald Cad Bane hits different. I want to smother his bald, blue head with my chest and make disgusting, revolting love to it.
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Nude Gunray @nudegunray.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
I'd say they can do whatever they want with their machine learning bollocks, on the precise caveat that the only coolant they'd be permitted to use to cool their servers is their own bodily waters www.thebookseller.com/news/new-pub...
thebookseller.com
New publisher Spines aims to 'disrupt' industry by using AI to publish 8,000 books in 2025 alone
A new publisher has claimed it aims to “disrupt” the books industry by publishing 8,000 books in 2025 alone using artificial intelligence.
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Nude Gunray @nudegunray.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
I did this on the other site, but I BESEECH my followers to play Mouthwashing, basically "what if 'Alien', but the crew of the Nostromo are battling their declining mental health and humanity's darkest impulses instead of an extraterrestrial killing machine?"
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Nude Gunray @nudegunray.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Captain Cannddy because his dick tastes like sugar
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Nude Gunray @nudegunray.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Seeking a coveted Mark Hamill Follow™? Simple, establish a centre-left political cause (important: not TOO left!), throw out all that "actual activism" bric-a-bric, encourage vaguely positive skeets and just the right level of praise from the masses. He'll be there like a hog looking for truffles.
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Nude Gunray @nudegunray.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Drop an image of your favourite Jedi of all time. Jai Maruk - "It is my job to live with honor, to defend the Republic, to protect her people, to look after my ship and my weapon and my Padawan. My death is somebody else's responsibility." Also, lol @ the single shit picture of him lol
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Rune Haaiku @runehaaiku.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Why not help the sith? There's good credits in trade routes. Droids are expensive.
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Nude Gunray @nudegunray.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
It's great seeing Star Wars fans regroup on Bluesky to hopefully build a healthier online community, but part of me wonders if I truly have any place in this new world...
A search on Bluesky for "captain pellaeon, cumcatcher" which yields no results
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Nude Gunray @nudegunray.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
How I arrived at Bluesky
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a computer generated image of a space ship with the number 60 on the bottom right corner
ALT: a computer generated image of a space ship with the number 60 on the bottom right corner
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Nude Gunray @nudegunray.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
@darthahsoka.bsky.social happy birthday!!!
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Nude Gunray @nudegunray.bsky.social · 07/11/2024
Chewnecca, Chewbacca, lick my chewpussy and my chewcracca
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