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Rune Haaiku

@runehaaiku.bsky.social
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Fun parody account idea I had, where all posts, replies, reskeets will be in the form of a haiku. Alt account of Cwibacca.bsky.social

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Rune Haaiku @runehaaiku.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
The blast doors are closed. Dare not go against jedi. What are you, brain dead?
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Rune Haaiku @runehaaiku.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Snow crunches beneath foot. Thunderous shaking the ground. Echo base is lost.
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Rune Haaiku @runehaaiku.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Mundi was so wrong. Said sith extinct thousand years. Sheev smirked at this thought.
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Rune Haaiku @runehaaiku.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Lava flows freely. Obi-Wan had the high ground. Lord Vader's new home.
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Rune Haaiku @runehaaiku.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Ewoks are furry. They're small and fiery. They'll chew you up.
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Rune Haaiku @runehaaiku.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Why not help the sith? There's good credits in trade routes. Droids are expensive.
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Rune Haaiku @runehaaiku.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
A cruiser escaped. Sidious is very mad. Darth Maul will find them.
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Rune Haaiku @runehaaiku.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Hello there, Bluesky. Friendly Neimoidian here. Will we survive this?
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