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Nuclear Atypia @nuclearatypia.bsky.social · 9h
Screenshotting and sending this with the pure joy of someone throwing their first molotov cocktail
Talking points written by CR7 lmao: 

6. I made a mistake by asking someone of the stature of Pelé or Maradona to warm up and then not putting him into the game. If it happened today, I would not do it.
7. To bring the matter to an end: I want Cristiano in the national team. In fact, I do not just want him a little; I want him very much. Fortunately, he also believes in me. He believed in me at Al Nassr and he does here as well.
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Nuclear Atypia @nuclearatypia.bsky.social · 9h
For me? You posted all of this for me??
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Nuclear Atypia @nuclearatypia.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The custom popcorn bucket is so disturbing truly could not ask for a better fake movie after my own heart (even tho I’m so annoyed the roll of the dice only gave me actors & not one actress I‘d really enjoy)
The popcorn bucket
Collectible bucket moulded as a barnacled drowned soldier, mid-breach, mouth open toward the sky. Lift the hinged chestplate and reach down through the cavity - the popcorn sits where the lungs were. His helmet is the lid. Holds 130 ounces.
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Nuclear Atypia @nuclearatypia.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Got my first billion dollar movie and it’s *drumroll* high fantasy animation with a plot revolving around the sea and the dead that should appeal to no one but myself and yet!!
Tagline: The sea gives back. You have to answer.

Movie title: THE DROWNED BELL

For one night each century the sea returns everyone it has taken, and only the cracked bell of Saltmere keeps the drowned army asleep. When the empire melts that bell for cannon, a gravekeeper, voiced by Hugh Jackman, holds the shore with a handbell and a grudge, while a memory-tithe collector, voiced by Matt Damon, arrives to harvest the town's dead. A bargain from the smallest drowned god, voiced by Mark Hamill, and an old ferryman, voiced by Kurt Russell, sail them into the black water.
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Nuclear Atypia @nuclearatypia.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Insults bradley cooper in the review, truly the machine has learnt what I personally want
RAVEN BRIDE
The forest at the kingdom's edge eats brides.
When another girl vanishes before her wedding. a disgraced friar, Victor Banerjee, collects the village's confessions and finds the same wolf inside every one. A grandmother, Michelle Yeoh, knows the beast by his name: a soldier, Bradley Cooper, who returned from the crusades wrong, hungry for something darker than flesh. Above them all, a blind king, Donald Sutherland, keeps his wedding gown and waits. Not every monster was made by wolves.
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Nuclear Atypia @nuclearatypia.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Leaning in to making the last choice the worst one for a bankable movie
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Nuclear Atypia @nuclearatypia.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Giggling maniacally
Second Term

A White House press secretary, Tom Hanks, has one weekend to spin the impossible: the President, Christopher Walken, died on the operating table and came back grinning, hungry, and more popular than ever. The Speaker of the House, Tommy Lee Jones, moves to invoke the Twenty-Fifth Amendment before the thing debates him live on national television. The retiring White House physician, Christopher Lee, confirms the quiet family secret: this has happened before - in 1841, 1923, and once under a very tall Man
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Nuclear Atypia @nuclearatypia.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Again, this is a mistake on every level & I have to assume everyone on Mamdani’s team is either asleep at the wheel or wants to see a car crash
Poll titled “Democrats want Trump out by (almost) every means necessary
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Nuclear Atypia @nuclearatypia.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I had to walk into Tim Hortons today and they had the place merched up + staff wearing Hogwarts house shirts! Still a huge demand *And* this collab has been going on for a month now, it’s an insane anniversary campaign
Reddit post at the first day of the collab. Please don’t brigade the sub it won’t do any good
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Nuclear Atypia @nuclearatypia.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
AI can create cathedrals for those who know how to look for them. CUKNZEU or as how humans would say it: cuck nez ew Also ig the other more reasonable options
Google search “how to make CANZUK EU into an acronym that phonetically sounds like cucumber”

To make CANZUK (Canada, Australia, New Zealand, United Kingdom) and the EU (European Union) sound phonetically like "cucumber," you can reorganize, modify, or expand the letters to fit the syllable structure of "Q-cum-ber" (‘kjurkambar/).

Here are the best ways to structure the acronym based on how strictly you want to stick to the original letters:

1. The Phonetic Reordering: CUK-NZ-EU
If you rearrange the original country and bloc codes, you can get a near-perfect phonetic match.
• C (Canada) + UK (United Kingdom) = CUK ('Q")
• N (New Zealand) + Z (Australia/NZ phonetic
filler) = NZ ("cum" / "nzum")
• EU (European Union) = EU ("ber" / "byoo")
• How it sounds: Cuk-nz-eu (pronounced "Q-kum-byoo")2. The Shared-Letter Blend:
CUCUMBEU

By blending the word "cucumber" directly with the European Union, you can map the CANZUK nations to the existing letters of the word.

• Canada
• United Kingdom
• Commonwealth (representing Australia/New
Zealand)
• United
• Market of
• Britain and the
• EU

•How it sounds: "Q-cum-byoo"3. The Backronym (Most Accurate
Sound): CUCUMBER

If you are willing to use a backronym, you can spell the word CUCUMBER exactly while assigning each letter to a component of the CANZUK-EU relationship:

• Canada
• United Kingdom
• Commonwealth
• Union (with the)
• Market of
• Britain &
• European
• Regions

• How it sounds: Exactly like "Cucumber"
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Nuclear Atypia @nuclearatypia.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Orc from Two Towers: “Looks like meat’s off the menu, boys”
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Nuclear Atypia @nuclearatypia.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
FINALLY!! Got bronze age again (2229 BCE) but in ✨Lingnan✨ & as a girl! Who was married at 14 (ugh), mother of 6 & even had 2 survive, widowed at 49 and dead at 60 by…Dysentery Maybe this is foreshadowing or maybe punishment for me complaining that not enough GoT characters got dysentery and died
She was born, married at 14, had 6 children, lost her mother at 35, was orphaned at 44, was widowed at 49, and died at 60 of dysentry, with 2 surviving children and 4 grandchildren.
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Nuclear Atypia @nuclearatypia.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Arjun, the literate second son of a rich landowner, lived in 20CE in the Ganges Plain. He had a daughter who did not live past childhood and died in an accident at age 28 **Varanasi is a famous pilgrim city since ye old days so he got a nice religious burial + near an actual city!! Yay urbanism
In 20 CE, Arjun was born in the countryside near Varanasi. He lived in a hamlet of about 70 people. He made his home in a pillared courtyard mansion.
Among eight children, he was the second. Arjun's food was mostly rice, river fish, lentils and pulses, and gourds and leafy greens, with mango and banana in season - the table of a household of rank, where meat, fine grains and delicacies came in far greater plenty than most households knew. He was literate. Arjun's height was about 163 cm (5 ft 4 in).
At 23, he married. His one child, a daughter, did not live past childhood.
His longest journey was 4 days' walk, to a regional town or city. He practised early Hinduism and Buddhism, and spoke an Indo-Aryan language. His work was that of a landholder of the dominant lineage of his village. He lived on rents and dues drawn from other people's work.
He died at 28, in an accident. After his death, Arjun was cremated on a pyre and the ashes given to a river, as Hindu rite required.
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Nuclear Atypia @nuclearatypia.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
…makes total sense it picked near Lahore bc that’s where IVC was near and statistically speaking most humans alive are somewhere in India or China but also lmaooo are you messing with me random generator
He was born, lost his father at 14, married at 18, was widowed at 19, no children, was orphaned at
27, and died at 65 of dysentery.In 2537 BCE, in the countryside near Lahore, a boy was born; no record preserves his name. His hamlet was home to about 50 people. His dwelling was a rammed-earth house. Of nine children, he was the eighth. His father died when he was 14, his mother when he was 27. He ate largely barley porridge, lentils and chickpeas, goat and curd, and mustard greens and gourds, with melon for fruit. He was about 170 cm in height (5 ft 7 in).
At 18, he married. He lost his wife at 19.
He left no children. He never went farther than 3 days' walk, to a nearby market town. He spoke an unrecorded language of the Indus cities and followed a local polytheistic religion. By occupation he was a weaver. He made his living on what a craft or trade brought in.
He died at 65, of dysentery. After his death, he was laid out in a cemetery grave with pots of food and a few ornaments.
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Nuclear Atypia @nuclearatypia.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Seeing dudes with Alberta license plates stopping at the side of the road ogling our port and its container cranes backlit with the setting sun: same man
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Nuclear Atypia @nuclearatypia.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I just want him to be obsessed with Mel Brooks and Groucho Marx again! Be funny!! I stopped reading comics around the time they made the Joker into Jigsaw (along with the woobiefication of the batfamily but that’s another gripe)
KID... I'M THE JOKER. I DON'T JUST RANDOMLY
KILL PEOPLE.
I KILL PEOPLE WHEN
IT'S FUNNY. WHAT WOULD CONCEIVABLY BE FUNNY ABOUT
KILLING YOU?
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Nuclear Atypia @nuclearatypia.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
The American people are not intellectual, to put it mildly
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Nuclear Atypia @nuclearatypia.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
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Nuclear Atypia @nuclearatypia.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
People‘s advice goes from “start with Loomis Method” to “never start with Loomis” but honestly if you start with Fun With A Pencil and do the entire book sequentially … it’s a tough act to beat
Low resolution art study of The Old Folk from Andrew Loomis’ Fun With A Pencil, pencil& ink. I wish the low res was a principled stand against AI or something but I just categorically suck at taking cool pics. I want to tho
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Nuclear Atypia @nuclearatypia.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Again?! This so bland I’m actually offended? I’ve been trying not to dox myself but I guess I have to start Tolkien posting or something c’mon
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Nuclear Atypia @nuclearatypia.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
kids could you lighten up a little.jpeg
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Nuclear Atypia @nuclearatypia.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Oh god I remembered drinking a giant cup of gas station black coffee before a longass road trip & spent 30 mins complaining to my increasingly skeptical mom that I wasn’t feeling anything Now I get to tell her that this applies to coke too, def winning the best kid award this year
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Nuclear Atypia @nuclearatypia.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Are you kidding me
"We consider the chapter of war to have come to an end, and from now on, we want relations based on mutual respect and a new chapter of positive engagement," Afghanistan's foreign minister, Amir Khan Muttaqi, said in an interview with The New York Times in Kabul.
Mr. Muttagi said the United States could "reopen its embassy, maintain a diplomatic presence and invest" in Afghanistan's vast mineral wealth, dams and roads — projects that three U.S. administrations and their allies spent billions trying to develop, and that the Taliban insurgency spent two decades trying to dismantle.
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Nuclear Atypia @nuclearatypia.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
For anyone following my inherited inability to back down when someone is stripping away another’s personhood when it is their own words that are indefensible -> here are 2 great book recs on societal collapse & the degradation of institutions
Why Nations Fail by Daron Acemoglu &James A RobinsonDictatorland: the Men who Stole Africa by Paul Kenyon
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Nuclear Atypia @nuclearatypia.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
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Nuclear Atypia @nuclearatypia.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Yes!! I don’t love the populist reframe pf “those X hv too much” etc etc on social media bc imo it’s toxic af to the individual but… Thinking of my worst relative blundering cruelly through life usually lets me channel a bit of Debbie from the addams family value movie against my own negativity
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Nuclear Atypia @nuclearatypia.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
According to our activist betters there is no difference between these two pictures
Nov 1, 2023: USA is rated as insufficient by Climate Action Tracker as the IRA does not push the US to hit to 2C of warming. Notice that 2C warming is rated as almost sufficient so the US is close to reaching it’s agreementsSept 22, 2025: The USA is rated critically insufficient as the Trump admin has repealed the IRA and many other environmental regulations.
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Nuclear Atypia @nuclearatypia.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Ancient mosaic depicting a leopard eating a man’s face clean off
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Nuclear Atypia @nuclearatypia.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
A leopard licking its lips
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Nuclear Atypia @nuclearatypia.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
“ah this makes more sense Liberal Centrism & isn’t Australia just Canada in the south hemisphere (incorrect) wait, MaCrON?!”
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Nuclear Atypia @nuclearatypia.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
I think I need to answer more questions
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Nuclear Atypia @nuclearatypia.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
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Nuclear Atypia @nuclearatypia.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Fuck it I’m rooting for Spain now
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Nuclear Atypia @nuclearatypia.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
I want to feel cardiac arrest c’monnnn Franceeeeee
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Nuclear Atypia @nuclearatypia.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
We are the only G7 country that hasn’t decoupled economic growth with carbon emissions and are uniquely high per capita emitter!! I wouldn’t blame us for the boreal forest fires but at our current trajectory we *will* be emitting more CO2 than the rest of G7 (w/ way less ppl)
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Nuclear Atypia @nuclearatypia.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
What are we doing here
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Nuclear Atypia @nuclearatypia.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
(Opps meant to post this screenshot)
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Nuclear Atypia @nuclearatypia.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
So it’s more lion king plushie than theatre costumes? That’s… hmm kind of judging the lack of commitment to the bit
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Nuclear Atypia @nuclearatypia.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
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Nuclear Atypia @nuclearatypia.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Fleabag nailed it in 2019
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Nuclear Atypia @nuclearatypia.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Buster Baxer sitting in front of an old school computer monitor with text: “You really think Politicians would do that? Just go on the internet and tell lies?”
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Nuclear Atypia @nuclearatypia.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Sign with: “Now entering Winnipeg. We were born here, what’s your excuse?”
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Nuclear Atypia @nuclearatypia.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
I’ve seen apartments and townhouses go up with this aesthetic in Langley & it looks indescribably better than the neighbouring grey exterior box with some bright colour panel
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Nuclear Atypia @nuclearatypia.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Some ornamentation costs a pretty penny to upkeep (hence why we have condemned churches in montreal) but a modern Tudor style box (brick exterior panel on bottom with some tasteful exterior wood panelling on the upper side) would be a stellar fix
Tudor style Row Houses with exterior brick on the ground floor
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Nuclear Atypia @nuclearatypia.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Anyways madame secretary your words of prophecy (aka the entire 2016 campaign) will never be forgotten by me
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Nuclear Atypia @nuclearatypia.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
10 minutes until liftoff!!!
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Nuclear Atypia @nuclearatypia.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Jeremy Hansen is such a good egg
If all goes to plan, Hansen will become the first non-American to travel to the Moon - a milestone he sees as a sign of how far international cooperation in space has come since Apollo. "The Artemis missions have set such an ambitious goal for humanity that... nations around the globe are coming together," he says.
Hansen will carry four Moon-shaped pendants for his wife and three children, engraved with the phrase "Moon and back" and set with their birthstones. The Canadian will also be taking maple syrup and maple cookies on his lunar voyage.
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Nuclear Atypia @nuclearatypia.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
(Opps forgot the archive link! Adding a screenshot in case the link breaks) archive.is/IVmcK
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Nuclear Atypia @nuclearatypia.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Oh just checked and they did issue a condemnation of Putin’s invasion of Ukraine back in 2022! So they have been bringing up international politics recently
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Nuclear Atypia @nuclearatypia.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
They don’t just think he’s dead aome of them also think he’s a demon
Hassan Mafi (@thatdayin1992) tweets out “The demon’s right hand has six fingers” along with a completely average photo of Netanyahu speaking at a press conference
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