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NucksMisconduct @nucksmisconduct.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
#Canucks WIN again in the ROG! They won our appreciation for their efforts. This season those are the biggest wins. Jimmi explains the acceptable loss to a fresher and stinkier team. Also explains the meaning of life, without actually explaining anything. nucksmisconduct.ca/game-recap-4...
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GAME RECAP #4: NUCKS WIN!!! Acceptable 3-2 Loss. - NUCKS MISCONDUCT
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NucksMisconduct @nucksmisconduct.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
#Canucks win the 3rd! On the shot clock 8 to 2.
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NucksMisconduct @nucksmisconduct.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Not really.... we're so far up this season that vibes alone can keep us aloft at least into November.
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NucksMisconduct @nucksmisconduct.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
And he did.
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NucksMisconduct @nucksmisconduct.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Woooooo! Nucks get 4-on-4 time... cue Petey. Either one.
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NucksMisconduct @nucksmisconduct.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Totally fine with that.
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NucksMisconduct @nucksmisconduct.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
#Canucks nullified and re-certified the semi-unassailable Wegas one goal lead. Getting setup for the absurd period. Hopefully.
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NucksMisconduct @nucksmisconduct.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
B-2-B fatigue. I'm tired out already.
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NucksMisconduct @nucksmisconduct.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
#Canucks have got the Golum Nights just where they want them with that unassailable one goal lead.
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NucksMisconduct @nucksmisconduct.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
There's no refs like 'em... well... other than Sutherland.
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NucksMisconduct @nucksmisconduct.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
#Canucks relieved they don't have to protect the insurmountable 1 goal lead.
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NucksMisconduct @nucksmisconduct.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Build a lead early sounds smart. Early 3rd or ?
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NucksMisconduct @nucksmisconduct.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
No worries. He got an apple. Still leads the Nucks, possibly most of the league.
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NucksMisconduct @nucksmisconduct.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
#Canucks WIN AGAIN!!! This time with NHL scorecard evidence. Jimmi recaps another wild, entertaining Nucks game. The last part at least. Has Rebuild Hockey ever looked so good? nucksmisconduct.ca/game-recap-3...
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GAME RECAP #3: NUCKS WIN!!! The Most Important Period. - NUCKS MISCONDUCT
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NucksMisconduct @nucksmisconduct.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! #Canucks win their 1st home game of the season. Only 8 more to go.
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NucksMisconduct @nucksmisconduct.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
WOOOOOOO!!! R2 avenges himself! #Canucks EN goal.
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NucksMisconduct @nucksmisconduct.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
#Canucks have the 2 goal lead late 3rd. Safest lead in hockey.
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NucksMisconduct @nucksmisconduct.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Oh DOC! #Canucks score!
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NucksMisconduct @nucksmisconduct.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Rossi can't buy a goal, but can get a free penalty. #Canucks
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NucksMisconduct @nucksmisconduct.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Rebuilds can be fun! Who knew?
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NucksMisconduct @nucksmisconduct.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Wooooo! Petey scores for #Canucks!
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NucksMisconduct @nucksmisconduct.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Too soon. Wait for the comeback period. Oh... wait...
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NucksMisconduct @nucksmisconduct.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
WAAAAAAAAAAY! WOOOOOO!
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NucksMisconduct @nucksmisconduct.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Will give him one after the game during the honorary presentation.
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NucksMisconduct @nucksmisconduct.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
We want 8! Or 7! Shots.
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NucksMisconduct @nucksmisconduct.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Or the next one... or the one after that. No rush. We're here all season. And the one after that.
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NucksMisconduct @nucksmisconduct.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
#Canucks PP gets some zone time and no shortie against. Progress! Kind of. Shame they couldn't avenge R2.
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NucksMisconduct @nucksmisconduct.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Exciting! And it's not even the 3rd!
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NucksMisconduct @nucksmisconduct.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Don't be so greedy.... it's not the comeback period. Yet. 😂
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NucksMisconduct @nucksmisconduct.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Question: What's the #Canucks rebuild protocol for the next Nucking shot? Do they have to wait 'til they're outshot 3-to-1 before they can put another shot on goal?
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NucksMisconduct @nucksmisconduct.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Are you volunteering? You're known for being impartial.
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NucksMisconduct @nucksmisconduct.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
#Canucks WIN the 1st period in the ROG! Win the basement possession game.
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NucksMisconduct @nucksmisconduct.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Uh-oh... #Canucks get another PP. Good thing our new goalie is looking sharp.
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NucksMisconduct @nucksmisconduct.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Once is enough... or... is it?
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NucksMisconduct @nucksmisconduct.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Good and crazy #Canucks PP. Didn't allow a Footie. Small steps.
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NucksMisconduct @nucksmisconduct.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
They did say there'd be the odd mistake this season.
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NucksMisconduct @nucksmisconduct.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
How hard could it be?
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NucksMisconduct @nucksmisconduct.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Battle of the Basement. Cowtown lost their home opener - badly. #Canucks lost theirs - really well. Both were projected to finish at the bottom. Cowtown has the lead as the worst. Part of us wants them to keep it. The DuPont part of us does not. So early in the season to be conflicted. Good start!
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NucksMisconduct @nucksmisconduct.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Listening to the voices in my head... Dank 'n Hank - in Swedish!
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NucksMisconduct @nucksmisconduct.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Love it! Not to get all superstish... B-b-but he won with his Sens mask. Won his part of the game.
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NucksMisconduct @nucksmisconduct.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
#Canucks WIN at home!!! (in the important period) Ask Jimmi to explain the Rebuild Rulebook - and why the Nucks won the game, despite the iffy NHL goal tally math. We don't care about math, we just loved the mad, mad entertaining hockey in this game. nucksmisconduct.ca/game-recap-2...
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GAME RECAP #2: NUCKS WIN!!! The Most Important Two Periods. - NUCKS MISCONDUCT
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NucksMisconduct @nucksmisconduct.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
We did win! 2 of 3 periods.
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NucksMisconduct @nucksmisconduct.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Traitor Toco's Toxic leftovers.
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NucksMisconduct @nucksmisconduct.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! #Canucks WIN in the ROG! Defeat the sloppy oil 7-5 in the final 2 periods. According to the Nucks Rebuild Rulebook, 1st periods in the ROG don't count (unless we say they do). You can look it up if you want, but there's just the one copy.
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NucksMisconduct @nucksmisconduct.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Yes... yes it is.... and we LUV it!
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NucksMisconduct @nucksmisconduct.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
WOOOOOOOOOOOO! Petey gives the #Canucks the tying goal. Pretty much.
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NucksMisconduct @nucksmisconduct.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
#Canucks score again... On ice refs suck! Woooooooo!
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NucksMisconduct @nucksmisconduct.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Totally plausible.
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NucksMisconduct @nucksmisconduct.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
#Canucks coming back from the 8-2 deficit! Wooo! Now only 8-3 deficit. Is that so bad?
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NucksMisconduct @nucksmisconduct.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Can they be the Comeback Kids?
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