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NucksMisconduct @nucksmisconduct.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

#Canucks score the PP! Zeeeeeeeeev! However, NHL doesn't accept it. We're a basement team. We're down 2 according to the official record.

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NucksMisconduct @nucksmisconduct.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

Hey... we got lucky... ummm... jobbed again... That's just swell. Nucks luck enforced by the Daly balls of weasel fate. #Canucks pick:

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NucksMisconduct @nucksmisconduct.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

Who's afraid of Number 3? We've started an NM Lotto watch party. Hopefully worth watching. If you like disappointment and stuff. #Canucks nucksmisconduct.ca/is-it-drafty...

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NucksMisconduct @nucksmisconduct.bsky.social · 03/03/2026

#Canucks performed one of their worst ROG games to reassure us they won't be giving up last place easily. Jimmi recaps the 6-1 loss in the latest tankerista fashion. It's still an ugly fashion statement. nucksmisconduct.ca/game-60-reca...

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NucksMisconduct @nucksmisconduct.bsky.social · 26/02/2026

Puckpedia says the Canucks have buried him... we don't know where. And he was so young!

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NucksMisconduct @nucksmisconduct.bsky.social · 05/02/2026

It's over. No more #Canucks losses for weeks! Other than this 5-2 loss in Vegas, which Jimmi claims wasn't that much of a loss - having lost his mind 30 games ago. nucksmisconduct.ca/game-57-reca...

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NucksMisconduct @nucksmisconduct.bsky.social · 20/01/2026

Sportynet needs to update their scoreboard before the tilt...

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NucksMisconduct @nucksmisconduct.bsky.social · 11/01/2026

Pathetic PP? Check. Odd man rushes against? Check. Embarrassed in CoTU? Check. Cheer the tank assault, #Canucks!

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NucksMisconduct @nucksmisconduct.bsky.social · 28/12/2025

#Canucks give the gift of victory to the visitors! You're welcome.

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NucksMisconduct @nucksmisconduct.bsky.social · 14/12/2025

1st and 2nd according to sportynet. 😁

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NucksMisconduct @nucksmisconduct.bsky.social · 09/12/2025

Bit obvious... we gotta keep it more stealthy and styling.... 😁

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NucksMisconduct @nucksmisconduct.bsky.social · 24/11/2025

#Canucks are sunk 5-2 in the ROG - by the 2nd worst team in the NHL. Sunk so bad, Jimmi's recap is filled with rowdy words - mainly Bluesky words. Change the course of Nucks miserable history. Take the NM Poll for Change! Democratic fan outrage in action. nucksmisconduct.ca/game-23-reca...

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NucksMisconduct @nucksmisconduct.bsky.social · 11/11/2025

Well... it is right there in their new (unofficial) logo...

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NucksMisconduct @nucksmisconduct.bsky.social · 14/10/2025

Not here on the edge of the Pacific...

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NucksMisconduct @nucksmisconduct.bsky.social · 12/10/2025

Also... NHL up the count just to spite you. Nucks final tally was 15. 😜

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NucksMisconduct @nucksmisconduct.bsky.social · 05/06/2025

We've been kinda silent recently... we're a #Canucks fan blog after all. And yet... we're predicting the winner between teams we didn't like last year and still don't this year. This isn't the timeline we paid for with our hard-earned cynicism... nucksmisconduct.ca/2025-stanley...

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NucksMisconduct @nucksmisconduct.bsky.social · 06/05/2025

Live from the staged floor of staged NHL lotto. 😁 Go #Canucks!

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NucksMisconduct @nucksmisconduct.bsky.social · 05/05/2025

How about that 1st round where the #Canucks won! Oh... right... That was last season. Fine. Moving on. Our disinterested predictions for Round 2 could be as accurate as our 1st round mispredictions. nucksmisconduct.ca/nhl-playoff-...

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NucksMisconduct @nucksmisconduct.bsky.social · 29/04/2025

Finally. Some (good?) #Canucks news! After far too much energy spent watching other teams beat their brains out trying to claim the Fake Cup, we get some proper Nucks hysteria. Kent elaborates on the Taco not resigning factual rumours. nucksmisconduct.ca/report-rick-...

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NucksMisconduct @nucksmisconduct.bsky.social · 19/04/2025

Do #Canucks fans need another SCP prediction post? No, we don't. But at NM, we try to stay relevant during another long dark spring/summer Nucks drought. Kent, Westy and Jimmi spin the means-nothing-to-us playoff gravitron. Enjoy! nucksmisconduct.ca/nhl-playoff-...

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NucksMisconduct @nucksmisconduct.bsky.social · 17/04/2025

#Canucks get one more loss in the ROG to finish this lost season. No worries, NM recap #82 has all the tarnished silver linings dulled down to a single one. Or none. nucksmisconduct.ca/game-recap-8... Enjoy the Off Season! Likely not as much as Ka-Ching Suter, but oh well...

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NucksMisconduct @nucksmisconduct.bsky.social · 16/04/2025

#Canucks play one more game in the ROG. Good time to move on from this lost season. Kent says goodbye to the angst and misery and probably Brock as well. nucksmisconduct.ca/game-preview...

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NucksMisconduct @nucksmisconduct.bsky.social · 15/04/2025

#Canucks blowout Sharkies 2-1 in the ROG! In OT! How can winning by a single goal in OT be a blowout??? Jimmi explains all that and less in the NM recap. nucksmisconduct.ca/game-recap-8...

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NucksMisconduct @nucksmisconduct.bsky.social · 15/04/2025

#Canucks are playing their pent-up-ultimate home game on a Monday. Typical. Westy offers a primer on the blame game in the NM Preview. That's thoughtful. nucksmisconduct.ca/game-preview...

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NucksMisconduct @nucksmisconduct.bsky.social · 13/04/2025

#Canucks help Cowtown for 40 minutes. That was enough. More importantly, Nucks pick up another vital loser point. And we fans get even more pissed at NHL beer league officiating. Seems fitting. Or not. nucksmisconduct.ca/game-recap-8...

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NucksMisconduct @nucksmisconduct.bsky.social · 12/04/2025

#Canucks start last home stand of the season with a chance for some payback. Kent says we'll feel better when Nucks beat the Wild and Cowtown takes their wildcard spot... which was our spot... hmmm... nucksmisconduct.ca/game-preview...

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NucksMisconduct @nucksmisconduct.bsky.social · 11/04/2025

#Canucks defeat the Avs 4-1 and steal their playoff spot. Seems fair to us. And we've taken a vote - nay a league binding poll. It's all there in made-up legalize of the NM recap. nucksmisconduct.ca/game-recap-7...

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NucksMisconduct @nucksmisconduct.bsky.social · 10/04/2025

It's over. This #Canucks lost season will soon be lost in a long list of lost seasons too long to list. Kent girds our loins, armours our couch bellies with soothing words of spent disappointment. nucksmisconduct.ca/game-preview...

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NucksMisconduct @nucksmisconduct.bsky.social · 09/04/2025

As expected, #Canucks were losing this game, just fine. Down 5-2 with 3 minutes to go. Then our No-Quit Nucks scored 3 goals in the last minute to tie! And WIN it in OT!!! Check the NM recap, now with shock and what-the-hey-happened. nucksmisconduct.ca/game-recap-7...

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NucksMisconduct @nucksmisconduct.bsky.social · 08/04/2025

#Canucks play one of their last road games of the season. A benefit of missing the playoffs, no more annoying dinner time game starts. Westy has more benefits for us in the NM Preview/Game Thread. Savour the moment! nucksmisconduct.ca/game-preview...

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NucksMisconduct @nucksmisconduct.bsky.social · 07/04/2025

#Canucks lose a close game in the ROG vs the best in the division. That's not so bad. Except...last season the Nucks were the best in the division. That hurts a bit. Oh well, can the NM recap will cheer you up? Unlikely. nucksmisconduct.ca/game-recap-7...

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NucksMisconduct @nucksmisconduct.bsky.social · 06/04/2025

Last night's tilt was a fun footnote for the #Canucks season. Kent is not so fun-filled about tonight's tussle with the Nighties. nucksmisconduct.ca/game-preview...

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NucksMisconduct @nucksmisconduct.bsky.social · 06/04/2025

#Canucks atone for getting blown out last game with a 6-2 blowout win of their own. Inconsistency is its own reward. Sometimes. NM recap that's fun? Could be. nucksmisconduct.ca/game-recap-7...

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NucksMisconduct @nucksmisconduct.bsky.social · 03/04/2025

#Canucks suffer only their 2nd worst ROG blowout loss. At the most worst time of the season. Nucks didn't give it their best - left that in Winterpeg. It was a home leftovers game, served as cold as their forwards. Almost as cold as the NM recap. Enjoy! nucksmisconduct.ca/game-recap-7...

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NucksMisconduct @nucksmisconduct.bsky.social · 02/04/2025

#Canucks are finally back home looking to build a 10...er... 8 game win streak into a new sports fiction series. Kent puts his fully depleted optimism into this NM preview - so you don't have to. nucksmisconduct.ca/game-preview...

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NucksMisconduct @nucksmisconduct.bsky.social · 31/03/2025

#Canucks get the loss we expected. Doesn't hurt as much that way. But Winni may rue the day when they face the crazy hot Blues instead of an easier 1st round matchup. We're not bitter. And have the recap to prove it. Kind of. nucksmisconduct.ca/game-recap-7...

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NucksMisconduct @nucksmisconduct.bsky.social · 29/03/2025

#Canucks get high event in OhighO. Lead by 3 after 1 period. Score 6 goals. And still lose, but get a suitable for framing loser point. Taco channeled his inner Bruce. Nucks forgot how to defend. NM recap forgets where it put its kind words. nucksmisconduct.ca/game-recap-7...

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NucksMisconduct @nucksmisconduct.bsky.social · 28/03/2025

#Canucks need another win for dinner. Kent outlines (underlines?) the wee issue of being 500 since the 4 Nations - which we won btw. nucksmisconduct.ca/game-preview...

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