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NucksMisconduct @nucksmisconduct.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

#Canucks WIN again in the ROG! They won our appreciation for their efforts. This season those are the biggest wins. Jimmi explains the acceptable loss to a fresher and stinkier team. Also explains the meaning of life, without actually explaining anything. nucksmisconduct.ca/game-recap-4...

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GAME RECAP #4: NUCKS WIN!!! Acceptable 3-2 Loss. - NUCKS MISCONDUCT

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NucksMisconduct @nucksmisconduct.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Woooooo! Nucks get 4-on-4 time... cue Petey. Either one.

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NucksMisconduct @nucksmisconduct.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

#Canucks nullified and re-certified the semi-unassailable Wegas one goal lead. Getting setup for the absurd period. Hopefully.

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NucksMisconduct @nucksmisconduct.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

#Canucks have got the Golum Nights just where they want them with that unassailable one goal lead.

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NucksMisconduct @nucksmisconduct.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

#Canucks relieved they don't have to protect the insurmountable 1 goal lead.

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NucksMisconduct @nucksmisconduct.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

#Canucks WIN AGAIN!!! This time with NHL scorecard evidence. Jimmi recaps another wild, entertaining Nucks game. The last part at least. Has Rebuild Hockey ever looked so good? nucksmisconduct.ca/game-recap-3...

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GAME RECAP #3: NUCKS WIN!!! The Most Important Period. - NUCKS MISCONDUCT

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NucksMisconduct @nucksmisconduct.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! #Canucks win their 1st home game of the season. Only 8 more to go.

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NucksMisconduct @nucksmisconduct.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

WOOOOOOO!!! R2 avenges himself! #Canucks EN goal.

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NucksMisconduct @nucksmisconduct.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

#Canucks have the 2 goal lead late 3rd. Safest lead in hockey.

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NucksMisconduct @nucksmisconduct.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Rossi can't buy a goal, but can get a free penalty. #Canucks

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NucksMisconduct @nucksmisconduct.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

#Canucks PP gets some zone time and no shortie against. Progress! Kind of. Shame they couldn't avenge R2.

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NucksMisconduct @nucksmisconduct.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Question: What's the #Canucks rebuild protocol for the next Nucking shot? Do they have to wait 'til they're outshot 3-to-1 before they can put another shot on goal?

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NucksMisconduct @nucksmisconduct.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

#Canucks WIN the 1st period in the ROG! Win the basement possession game.

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NucksMisconduct @nucksmisconduct.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Uh-oh... #Canucks get another PP. Good thing our new goalie is looking sharp.

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NucksMisconduct @nucksmisconduct.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Good and crazy #Canucks PP. Didn't allow a Footie. Small steps.

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NucksMisconduct @nucksmisconduct.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Battle of the Basement. Cowtown lost their home opener - badly. #Canucks lost theirs - really well. Both were projected to finish at the bottom. Cowtown has the lead as the worst. Part of us wants them to keep it. The DuPont part of us does not. So early in the season to be conflicted. Good start!

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NucksMisconduct @nucksmisconduct.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

#Canucks WIN at home!!! (in the important period) Ask Jimmi to explain the Rebuild Rulebook - and why the Nucks won the game, despite the iffy NHL goal tally math. We don't care about math, we just loved the mad, mad entertaining hockey in this game. nucksmisconduct.ca/game-recap-2...

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GAME RECAP #2: NUCKS WIN!!! The Most Important Two Periods. - NUCKS MISCONDUCT

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NucksMisconduct @nucksmisconduct.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! #Canucks WIN in the ROG! Defeat the sloppy oil 7-5 in the final 2 periods. According to the Nucks Rebuild Rulebook, 1st periods in the ROG don't count (unless we say they do). You can look it up if you want, but there's just the one copy.

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NucksMisconduct @nucksmisconduct.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

WOOOOOOOOOOOO! Petey gives the #Canucks the tying goal. Pretty much.

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NucksMisconduct @nucksmisconduct.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

#Canucks score again... On ice refs suck! Woooooooo!

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NucksMisconduct @nucksmisconduct.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

#Canucks coming back from the 8-2 deficit! Wooo! Now only 8-3 deficit. Is that so bad?

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NucksMisconduct @nucksmisconduct.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

#Canucks Defeat McOil 6-5 in OT! Rebuild is complete! (kind of) Canucks lead the league! (sort of) Jimmi finally stopped bouncing off the walls to post an off the wall recap. What a game! What a team! Life in the basement just got an upgrade. nucksmisconduct.ca/game-recap-1...

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GAME RECAP #1: NUCKS WIN!!! The Game. The Rebuild. - NUCKS MISCONDUCT

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NucksMisconduct @nucksmisconduct.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

WOOOOOOOOOOOO! #Canucks WIN the 1st WIN of the season! Cotter rocking the Oil-ROG! Woooooooooo!

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NucksMisconduct @nucksmisconduct.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Woooooo! #Canucks WIN! Our 1st loser point of the season!

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NucksMisconduct @nucksmisconduct.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

WOOOOOOOOO! #Canucks Christmas in OilTown! Petey tips Ronnie's shot past jarry on the PP.

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NucksMisconduct @nucksmisconduct.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Wooooooooo! #Canucks leading 3-2 with a LekkerLaser!

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NucksMisconduct @nucksmisconduct.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

#Canucks leading 2-2 after 2. The Nucks rules state, in a rebuild, a tie is a lead. Check the rulebook if you must. Available soon at a blog near you.

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NucksMisconduct @nucksmisconduct.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

WOOOOO! #Canucks winning all over again! Stop the game all over again!

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NucksMisconduct @nucksmisconduct.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

WOOOOOOOOOO! #Canucks score 1st Goal of the game, the season! Stop now and plan the parade!

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NucksMisconduct @nucksmisconduct.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

#Canucks win the biggest win of the season! Some say it was the only win of the preseason, but that's not important. What's important is covered in Jimmi's 1st and last rusty recap of this season of pre-eminent hockey. nucksmisconduct.ca/rebuild-comp...

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REBUILD COMPLETE: Nucks Win Final Game 4-3 - NUCKS MISCONDUCT

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NucksMisconduct @nucksmisconduct.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

#Canucks score the PP! Zeeeeeeeeev! However, NHL doesn't accept it. We're a basement team. We're down 2 according to the official record.

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NucksMisconduct @nucksmisconduct.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

#Canucks go retro with the Footie attempt... but the good news is there's only one more preseason game to lose. Then there's quite a few regular season games to lose. Exciting!

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NucksMisconduct @nucksmisconduct.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

New Nucks going for the Footie! Oh the memories!

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NucksMisconduct @nucksmisconduct.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

#Canucks don't need no stinking shortie to win this game... Need 3 or more.

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NucksMisconduct @nucksmisconduct.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

#Canucks don't need no stinking PP to win this game... Just a few 5-on-5 goals will do.

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NucksMisconduct @nucksmisconduct.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

#Canucks outshooting the fLames in the 3rd already! So far.

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NucksMisconduct @nucksmisconduct.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

This is how the infamous #Canucks come back stories get started. How it finishes isn't important.

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NucksMisconduct @nucksmisconduct.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Can the #Canucks make a Cup run sooner than later? Jimmi says, yes! Sort of. Savour the suck in his structurally inelegant post: Frannie's Guide To Glory. No false hope. Just brutal realism. Also, not much glory. nucksmisconduct.ca/from-here-to...

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From Here To There - A Shortcut - NUCKS MISCONDUCT

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NucksMisconduct @nucksmisconduct.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

Are we EVER getting to 24 before sundown?

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NucksMisconduct @nucksmisconduct.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

Is it pick 24 yet #Canucks? Are we there yet? Are we?

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NucksMisconduct @nucksmisconduct.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

Ummm... what happened to the 3 min per pick limit, #Canucks? Coming out of our quota?

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NucksMisconduct @nucksmisconduct.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

#Canucks giving us the silent treatment is the best treatment. Vern fills in the rumour doldrums with a little peace and quiet. nucksmisconduct.ca/canucks-sudd...

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Canucks sudden silence is a good thing - NUCKS MISCONDUCT

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NucksMisconduct @nucksmisconduct.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

Canada's team let us down... again... in OT. Again. Know who won't let you down? Thursday. With all the #Canucks draft picks you really want to be picked. Pretty much. nucksmisconduct.ca/drifting-dra...

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Drifting Drafting Targets - NUCKS MISCONDUCT

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NucksMisconduct @nucksmisconduct.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

#Canucks no longer a Foote fetish team. For many of us, it's a relief. For others, it's the end of a shoe long season of pun. No more sole-searching D-zone metaphors or bare-Footed hockey philosophy sessions. We're toe-tally unFooted now. nucksmisconduct.ca/canucks-set-...

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CANUCKS SET FOOTE LOOSE - NUCKS MISCONDUCT

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NucksMisconduct @nucksmisconduct.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

WE'RE SAVED! Day 1 of the the Sedin Era - all over again. This is going to be the best offseason ever. We won't mention the non-offseason as it is not important in our summer of #Canucks love! nucksmisconduct.ca/were-saved-s...

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WE'RE SAVED! SEDINERY Tops The Org Chart! - NUCKS MISCONDUCT

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NucksMisconduct @nucksmisconduct.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

Hey... we got lucky... ummm... jobbed again... That's just swell. Nucks luck enforced by the Daly balls of weasel fate. #Canucks pick:

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NucksMisconduct @nucksmisconduct.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

FU NHL! Laffs get 1st overall... league working as designed, eh, #Canucks.

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