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SKEPTIC: Absurd! His name is SOLID SNAKE? Then pray tell, what of LIQUID SNAKE?
ACOLYTE: Why, he is the first one's brother, and the misfeasor whose crimes underpin the chronicle of which I was just preparing to speak.
SKEPTIC: [Unnerved to have his disdain so thoroughly anticipated and routed.] Oh!