Sign in

Nowheresoft

@nowheresoft.bsky.social
460 followers 291 following 688 posts

A person probably or maybe an entity but here I am regrettably describing myself lazily he/they nowheresoft.itch.io

PostsRepliesMedia
Nowheresoft @nowheresoft.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
A friend who ghosted me for two years messaged me today. I'm trying my best not to be mean, because they've had their own struggles, but this was just the wrong week. It's got my anxiety and my blood pressure up. I really just want to bite their head off. Why now? Why today?
000
Nowheresoft @nowheresoft.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
General Martok might be my favorite Star Trek character.
001
Nowheresoft @nowheresoft.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Found a book I stole from my highschool guidance counselor.
A textbook titled:
Juvenile Delinquency
A Sociological Approach
020
Nowheresoft @nowheresoft.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
"Get in the mood for doods"
000
Nowheresoft @nowheresoft.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I was curious if Wise made a version of the hot and honey cheez doodles without the hot, just honey. Sadly, they do not. Anyway, here's a random screenshot of their website.
Just a man enjoying some cheez doodles.
100
Nowheresoft @nowheresoft.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
ADHD has me bored with the Zelda project. Decided I needed some world map tiles for my main thing and dug this out of the archive. I might just repurpose the map itself and just change the castles into little scifi dome cities.
a map
0122
Nowheresoft @nowheresoft.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Just watched The Batman for the first time, and, uh, like... I had problems with Blue Beetle, but at least it wasn't 3 hours long.
static.klipy.com
Family Guy: It Insists Upon Itself
Alt: Family Guy: It Insists Upon Itself
000
Nowheresoft @nowheresoft.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
So that Big Bang Theory spinoff is just Sliders?
010
Nowheresoft @nowheresoft.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
If even your nag screen is a broken piece of shit, why the fuck would I ever "upgrade"?
000
Nowheresoft @nowheresoft.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Walked away from my computer for five minutes to tend to laundry. Came back, computer started freezing up. Couldn't figure out what was happening. Finally, a white screen with a swirly blue circle pops up. The windows 11 upgrade screen. My old nemesis. I should've known
110
Reposted by Nowheresoft
EGVroom @egvroom.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
ZERO #screenshotSaturday update:💨 - Added a timer - Added wrong way block - Worked on GFX Some gameplay. #gameBoy #retroGaming #GBDK2020 #GBStudio #pixelArt #indiedev
25813
Nowheresoft @nowheresoft.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Last half was better than the first. I'd watch a sequel in the unlikely event they ever made one.
100
Nowheresoft @nowheresoft.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I like the grandma. She's cool.
101
Nowheresoft @nowheresoft.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Trying for a second time to get through this Blue Beetle movie. I'm about halfway through. It's just so CW. So melodramatic. The family is annoying in a way that's supposed to be endearing, but they're just annoying. The romance feels forced. I don't know if I can make it through the rest.
110
Nowheresoft @nowheresoft.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Testing multiple enemies in one scene. There was some slight slowdown at first, which I expected. It's probably the OnUpdate scripts. Not sure why Darknut started walking on air, but it's probably because it targets player X and Y coordinates. If I set Y to something else it should behave normally.
020
Nowheresoft @nowheresoft.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Mythra's daughter. I'm so glad it's not another Xenosaga character.
000
Nowheresoft @nowheresoft.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Donna Deadwood
010
Nowheresoft @nowheresoft.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
actually, it's kind of nice to work on something other than gameboy graphics for a change
000
Nowheresoft @nowheresoft.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Why work on real projects when I can iterate on a bad joke.
Link
111
Nowheresoft @nowheresoft.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I've decided to embrace more modern trends, so here's the new and improved Link for my Zelda 2 project.
Link, wet and ready for you
110
Reposted by Nowheresoft
Nowheresoft @nowheresoft.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Decided not to work on Stalfos yet, and instead knock out some easy things. The blue Bot, magic containers, and heart containers are done.
142
Nowheresoft @nowheresoft.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Decided not to work on Stalfos yet, and instead knock out some easy things. The blue Bot, magic containers, and heart containers are done.
142
Nowheresoft @nowheresoft.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Alright, the shield now bounces Darknut backwards, which is what I was trying to get working yesterday. I need to fix it's knockback animation, but other than that, I'd say Darknut is finished. Now to move on to Stalfos, which will be it's own headache.
120
Nowheresoft @nowheresoft.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Enemies no longer move faster while holding the shield. This drove me insane and the solution turned out to be so simple.
Side by side screenshots of a GB Studio script highlighting the cause of a problem and the solution to said problem.
130
Nowheresoft @nowheresoft.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I've isolated what's causing this. I just can't figure out WHY. I have a variable for what direction the shield is facing, and for some reason that variable is fucking with Darknut's movement speed. I am so frustrated right now.
130
Nowheresoft @nowheresoft.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Ok, Darknut needs a lot more work. For some reason, if Link is facing right and holding the shield up, Darknut's movement speed increases. I have no idea why. I've gone through its movement script. I've gone through the shield script. It doesn't happen if Link is facing left. Ugh.
130
Nowheresoft @nowheresoft.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Darknut. Still needs a little work.
130
Nowheresoft @nowheresoft.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Keys.
180
Nowheresoft @nowheresoft.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Starting over fresh in GB Studio 4, I've got the basics working. The shield finally works the way I wanted back in the day. Holding Down raises the shield indefinitely. (ignore link getting hurt by the ghost of octorok) Swimming is still janky, but it won't be used much.
1151
Nowheresoft @nowheresoft.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Ok, so this went from me putting out an archive of assets to me just working on the game again. The more I looked at things, and the more I pieced together my memories of what it was I wanted to do, the more I just wanted to do it. So that's what I'm doing.
090
Nowheresoft @nowheresoft.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I wish I had some noise cancelling headphones.
010
Nowheresoft @nowheresoft.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
It was nice while it lasted
110
Nowheresoft @nowheresoft.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Finally!
static.klipy.com
Bobby Hill Inner Peace
ALT: Bobby Hill Inner Peace
100
Nowheresoft @nowheresoft.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
At some point this morning, every other member of my household will be gone for at least a couple hours. I will have peace and quiet and solitude for the first time in months. I wish they'd hurry up and go.
110
Nowheresoft @nowheresoft.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
A little update to the bar and a look at the restaurant at the opposite end of the station. #screenshotsaturday
pixel art of a bar on a space station. there's a counter. there's stools. there's tables. there's a sort of glowy hologram thing projected on one of the windows.pixel art of a restaurant on a space station. kind of looks like a fast food joint.
082
Nowheresoft @nowheresoft.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Forgot about this one. From the twitter archive.
Link is propositioned
050
Nowheresoft @nowheresoft.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I'm putting together a little archive of my Zelda 2 stuff. It won't have the project files, but it will have backgrounds and sprites, along with notes and personal musings. Someone might find it useful. Or maybe amusing. I'm still going through old files, so it'll probably be a few days.
pixel art of an elf staring down a statuepixel art of a map
2494
Nowheresoft @nowheresoft.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
No, wait... WiperZ.
010
Nowheresoft @nowheresoft.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Zwipers
110
Nowheresoft @nowheresoft.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
040
Nowheresoft @nowheresoft.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Four hours later. Good enough for now.
pixel art of a red spacecraft heading towards a distant planet
020
Nowheresoft @nowheresoft.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Update
pixel art of a large red spacecraft heading towards a distant planet
140
Nowheresoft @nowheresoft.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Rooms for rent. I'm committed to putting something behind every door on the station. Might not always be interesting. Might just be the same room with a slightly different window. But there will be something, damnit! Unless I get lazy. Lazier. Unless I get lazier.
041
Nowheresoft @nowheresoft.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Started working on the guest rooms.
pixel art of a scifi hotel room
150
Nowheresoft @nowheresoft.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Fan motor just died. Now my room smells like burning plastic. Yay.
000
Nowheresoft @nowheresoft.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I think his real name was Dixie, but we always called him little big dog. Looked like a labrador with corgi legs. He was a sweetheart.
010
Nowheresoft @nowheresoft.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Still organizing my computer and found this screenshot of a neighborhood celebrity caught by google streetview. RIP little big dog.
picture of a dog with his face blurred
140
Nowheresoft @nowheresoft.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I forgot about this. I sent this to a friend when I was trying out Godot.
040
Nowheresoft @nowheresoft.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
More of this one. Shadow could only become solid in fully lit rooms, so in low light situations they would remain intangible and unable to interact with things like switches. (*dramatic sigh* maybe one day I'll return to this one)
140
Nowheresoft @nowheresoft.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
There's just something about Zelda 2
020