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@nowah.bsky.social
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Your little hoodrat friend. Kama’āina. He/him. @nowah in the bad place. Sweet Saint Paul, MN.

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noah @nowah.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
We all do better when McBride does better
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noah @nowah.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I love how the gas station on Lyndale and 28th is a dispensary now. I call it the Weedway
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noah @nowah.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
sirens? @crimewatchmn.bsky.social @crimewatchminn.bsky.social
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noah @nowah.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Zac Brown on Survivor radicalized me
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noah @nowah.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
what year do you think the average millennial will be renting an apartment with a stove new enough that it knows to switch the clock
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noah @nowah.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
sirens? @crimewatchmn.bsky.social @crimewatchminn.bsky.social
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noah @nowah.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
sirens? @crimewatchmn.bsky.social
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Daniel Suitor @danielsuitor.com · 07/01/2026
this is actually much more important video
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noah @nowah.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
sirens? @crimewatchmn.bsky.social @crimewatchminn.bsky.social
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Louisville Clinic Escorts @lce.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
This is the agent that murdered the woman in Minneapolis on 1/7/2026.
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noah @nowah.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
I made eye contact with Eddie fucking Kingston #wremix
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noah @nowah.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
What the fuck lol
A list of security questions on a website. The security question highlighted by the cursor reads, “Where were you when you heard about 9/11?”
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noah @nowah.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Just got back from walking the dog to the startling revelation that I am parked on a night plow route
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noah @nowah.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
sirens @crimewatchmpls.bsky.social @crimewatchmn.bsky.social @crimewatchminn.bsky.social
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noah @nowah.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
sirens @crimewatchmpls.bsky.social
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noah @nowah.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
Anyone want to come over and play cards?
A deck of UNO cards that reads UMC
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noah @nowah.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
sirens @crimewatchmpls.bsky.social
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noah @nowah.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
sirens @crimewatchmpls
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noah @nowah.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
sirens @crimewatchmpls.bsky.social
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noah @nowah.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
I’m out there on the Rehearsal subreddit/Nathan Fielder Twitter plugging @thepodkast.bsky.social and if you aren’t helping you’re a part of the problem
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noah @nowah.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
sirens @crimewatchmpls.bsky.social
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noah @nowah.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
sirens @crimewatchmpls.bsky.social
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noah @nowah.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
First they came for the person Then they came for the woman Then they came for the man Then they came for the camera Then they came for the TV
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noah @nowah.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
My life since I started entering the Saint Paul Trader Joe’s parking lot from its intended frontage road
A futuristic society known was the “society if” meme
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noah @nowah.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
sirens? @crimewatchmpls.bsky.social
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noah @nowah.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Jacob Frey smokes mids
A masked person in the crowd at a pro wrestling show holding a sign up that says “JACOB FREY SMOKES MIDS.”
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noah @nowah.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Sam, the first night at BED when you left, Ron made out with two girls and put his head inbetween a cocktail waitresses breasts. Also was grinding with multiple fat women. When you left crying at Klutch, Ron was holding hands and dancing with a female and took down her number. Multiple people in the house know, therefore you should know the truth. Use this information wisely.

Punch emoji USA emoji fire emoji
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noah @nowah.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Spring has sprung
Saint Paul Police squad car #2380 parked beside a no parking sign
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noah @nowah.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
sirens? @crimewatchmpls.bsky.social
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noah @nowah.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Picture this. Mike’s Hard Boba
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noah @nowah.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
I use Australian Survivor like other people use light therapy lamps to get me through the dog days of winter
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noah @nowah.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
I never figured out how to make it land but in the dying days of Twitter I wanted to convince everyone I thought it was the law you had to pick up yellow snow after your dog
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noah @nowah.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
The thing I would be most upset at Shaggy about was that they were butt naked on the bathroom floor. That’s disgusting. Have some self respect
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noah @nowah.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
Why is it so hard to get French fries in this town
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noah @nowah.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
@crimewatchmpls.bsky.social sirens???
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
Hit the 💙 If…if he deserves a funeral?
BREAKING NEWS
Jimmy Carter's state funeral will take place on Jan. 9 at the National Cathedral.
Hit the if you agree he deserves It 

Call to Activism?
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noah @nowah.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
I can’t believe Joe Biden outlived Jimmy Carter.
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noah @nowah.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
Adam Cole’s really out here making MJF help him redo that Kyle O’Reilly match from 2012
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noah @nowah.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
Santa Claus is real and he has been gaslighting people for 2,024 years into buying gifts for their own family because they don’t want to be the only ones without a PlayStation. It’s fucked up. It’s psychosexual
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DrBastard @drhousepls.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
Doug Bowser bout to drop a serious white collar crime any day now
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noah @nowah.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
A guy named Luigi got caught for shooting a gun at something and a guy named Mario got caught for attempting to hijack a plane. If my name is Yoshi I am calling the disappearer
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noah @nowah.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
(guy from Brazil unhooking your bra) come to Brasil
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noah @nowah.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
They don’t make albums like Tegan and Sara’s So Jealous (2004) anymore. Because of wo-wo-wo-wo-woke
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noah @nowah.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
The new @soupformyfam.meatjacker.social inspired Antifa Program Board uniforms are so beautiful
A shirt with a can of soup on it. The soup can is red on the top and white on the bottom. The text on the can reads “Program Board.”
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noah @nowah.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Stoned and watching Dogma. Can you imagine how good this movie would be if Jay and Silent Bob were replaced by Tim and Sam from Detroiters
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noah @nowah.bsky.social · 01/11/2024
I love how every single restaurant in the United States has illegally passed their credit card fees onto the consumer meanwhile Ace Hardware is still out here like “fuck it, sure, go ahead and pay for this $0.17 lug nut with American Express”
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noah @nowah.bsky.social · 02/10/2024
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #48,529!
A virtual certificate with text "Celebrating 10M users on Bluesky, #48,529, noah ‪@nowah.bsky.social‬, joined on Apr 29, 2023"
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noah @nowah.bsky.social · 01/10/2024
I can’t believe it’s already Hawktuahber
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noah @nowah.bsky.social · 20/09/2024
It’s about ethics in politics journalism
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