noah @nowah.bsky.social · 06/08/2026I love how the gas station on Lyndale and 28th is a dispensary now. I call it the Weedway 010
noah @nowah.bsky.social · 01/04/2026sirens? @crimewatchmn.bsky.social @crimewatchminn.bsky.social 010
noah @nowah.bsky.social · 08/03/2026what year do you think the average millennial will be renting an apartment with a stove new enough that it knows to switch the clock 110
noah @nowah.bsky.social · 04/03/2026sirens? @crimewatchmn.bsky.social @crimewatchminn.bsky.social 000
Reposted by noahDaniel Suitor @danielsuitor.com · 07/01/2026this is actually much more important video 791517451
noah @nowah.bsky.social · 07/01/2026sirens? @crimewatchmn.bsky.social @crimewatchminn.bsky.social 010
Reposted by noahLouisville Clinic Escorts @lce.bsky.social · 07/01/2026This is the agent that murdered the woman in Minneapolis on 1/7/2026. 31649402789
noah @nowah.bsky.social · 10/12/2025Just got back from walking the dog to the startling revelation that I am parked on a night plow route 010
noah @nowah.bsky.social · 05/11/2025sirens @crimewatchmpls.bsky.social @crimewatchmn.bsky.social @crimewatchminn.bsky.social 000
noah @nowah.bsky.social · 29/05/2025I’m out there on the Rehearsal subreddit/Nathan Fielder Twitter plugging @thepodkast.bsky.social and if you aren’t helping you’re a part of the problem 141
noah @nowah.bsky.social · 16/04/2025First they came for the person Then they came for the woman Then they came for the man Then they came for the camera Then they came for the TV 021
noah @nowah.bsky.social · 05/04/2025My life since I started entering the Saint Paul Trader Joe’s parking lot from its intended frontage road 030
noah @nowah.bsky.social · 26/02/2025I use Australian Survivor like other people use light therapy lamps to get me through the dog days of winter 021
noah @nowah.bsky.social · 22/02/2025I never figured out how to make it land but in the dying days of Twitter I wanted to convince everyone I thought it was the law you had to pick up yellow snow after your dog 010
noah @nowah.bsky.social · 16/02/2025The thing I would be most upset at Shaggy about was that they were butt naked on the bathroom floor. That’s disgusting. Have some self respect 130
Reposted by noahBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 31/12/2024Hit the 💙 If…if he deserves a funeral? 1451721114
noah @nowah.bsky.social · 29/12/2024Adam Cole’s really out here making MJF help him redo that Kyle O’Reilly match from 2012 100
noah @nowah.bsky.social · 26/12/2024Santa Claus is real and he has been gaslighting people for 2,024 years into buying gifts for their own family because they don’t want to be the only ones without a PlayStation. It’s fucked up. It’s psychosexual 030
Reposted by noahDrBastard @drhousepls.bsky.social · 10/12/2024Doug Bowser bout to drop a serious white collar crime any day now 021
noah @nowah.bsky.social · 10/12/2024A guy named Luigi got caught for shooting a gun at something and a guy named Mario got caught for attempting to hijack a plane. If my name is Yoshi I am calling the disappearer 140
noah @nowah.bsky.social · 29/11/2024They don’t make albums like Tegan and Sara’s So Jealous (2004) anymore. Because of wo-wo-wo-wo-woke 010
noah @nowah.bsky.social · 27/11/2024The new @soupformyfam.meatjacker.social inspired Antifa Program Board uniforms are so beautiful 172
noah @nowah.bsky.social · 23/11/2024Stoned and watching Dogma. Can you imagine how good this movie would be if Jay and Silent Bob were replaced by Tim and Sam from Detroiters 030
noah @nowah.bsky.social · 01/11/2024I love how every single restaurant in the United States has illegally passed their credit card fees onto the consumer meanwhile Ace Hardware is still out here like “fuck it, sure, go ahead and pay for this $0.17 lug nut with American Express” 040