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NotZenYet 🐸🚫👑

@notzenyet.bsky.social
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Pharmacist by day, horror and Disney fan by night, cheer mom always. Only thing I don’t tolerate is intolerance. Oh, and Sims 3 >> Sims 4.

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NotZenYet 🐸🚫👑 @notzenyet.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
In hindsight, I’m really glad my kids knew from their early teens-on that 18 was just a number for our family - you can always come home. Because America is winning so hard that my 22 came back, my 19 never left, and my bonus 19 has now moved back in. Low jobs + $$$ everything = winning?
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Child's Shocking Reaction to Price
Alt: A small child in a giraffe costume looks down at a sandal and then appears shocked. The caption reads “when you see the price”
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NotZenYet 🐸🚫👑 @notzenyet.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I applaud anyone who finds sobriety- I truly do. I also feel for their partners and close friends. We go from constantly watching out for them and their actions, to tippy toeing around them once they are experiencing life for the first time, sometimes in decades, without a crutch. I’m exhausted.
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NotZenYet 🐸🚫👑 @notzenyet.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Wondering just how quickly this sold out 😂 @drinkliquiddeath.bsky.social
A link to purchase a liquid death x garage beer “data center coolant collector” aka pee jar per the ad. Product description reads mailing your pre to AI data centers has never been easier with these limited edition reusable jars. Just fill these and send to the data center of your choice.
Price lists at $18, but is sold out.
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NotZenYet 🐸🚫👑 @notzenyet.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
One day a week, my family knows I have 3 hours of tv time to myself. How does that go, you ask? Tonight I went out to watch on my deck. There are currently two other people in my earshot watching TikTok’s on their phones. They could use headphones. They could go inside. I wonder why I seem upset…
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Nora Reid: You Seem Pretty Angry
Alt: Nora Reid: You Seem Pretty Angry
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NotZenYet 🐸🚫👑 @notzenyet.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Hate on lettuce, or even chipotle, if you must, but in this house nos encanta Taco Bell
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NotZenYet 🐸🚫👑 @notzenyet.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Wanna know why I’m tired? Provider calls: what do you have for liquid decadron? Me: *gives strength* P: That’s not orapred, right? Me: Nope, dexamethasone P: Great! I’ll send an rx right over! P: *sends in rx for Orapred*
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NotZenYet 🐸🚫👑 @notzenyet.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
This must be that wit and humor the dems in power are going on about, yes? *we are laughing.gif*
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AzAnsel @azansel.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I do wish they would say what specifically they disagreed about. Is it like taxes, or is it maybe someone's right to exist and have control over their own body?
The meme of a goose chasing a man in a goose down jacket. The goose is asking the man "what did  you disagree about." In the first panel. In the second panel is chancing the man and has added the words "mother fucker" to the question.
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NotZenYet 🐸🚫👑 @notzenyet.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
In non-death related news, my doxie is displeased that the windows are double-covered to block the sun heat as much as possible, and that he has to settle for a snuggle under blankies to keep warm in July. He is composing his Dearest Sarah letter as we speak.
The head of my tricolor dachshund poking out between layers of blankets while leaned up against my legs
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NotZenYet 🐸🚫👑 @notzenyet.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
To misquote Thumper from Bambi - If you shouldn’t say anything nice, don’t say nuttin’ at all
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NotZenYet 🐸🚫👑 @notzenyet.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
It’s times like these that having insomnia actually brings a smile to my face
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Ariana Grande - Thank U, Next
Alt: Ariana Grande - Thank U, Next
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NotZenYet 🐸🚫👑 @notzenyet.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
So, not the senatorial obituary most of us expected to come next…
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NotZenYet 🐸🚫👑 @notzenyet.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
In all the ways I imagine the word rhythm being misspelled, today’s was unexpected- thythm. Heart thythm.
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NotZenYet 🐸🚫👑 @notzenyet.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
And I thought coming in was bad…none of us have moved for an hour 😂 #NASCAR #Chicagoland #Kentucky2.0
A makeshift grass parking lot with hundred of cars at a standstill
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NotZenYet 🐸🚫👑 @notzenyet.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Two hours from green flag at Chicagoland - over/under that we make it in for the start? At least hopefully people don’t get stuck today 😬 #NASCAR #ChicagolandSpeedway #Kentucky2.0
View of the traffic in front of my vehicle waiting to get into parking for the raceView of the traffic behind my vehicle waiting to get into parking
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NotZenYet 🐸🚫👑 @notzenyet.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Today’s internet winner 😂
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NotZenYet 🐸🚫👑 @notzenyet.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
C’mon now ESPN copywriters #NASCAR #phrasing
ESPN notification that reads “Denny Hamlin edges Kyle Larson to secure pole…”Cartoon character Archer saying “um, phrasing?”
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NotZenYet 🐸🚫👑 @notzenyet.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
This wins the internets today 😂
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NotZenYet 🐸🚫👑 @notzenyet.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
The governor of South Dakota, ladies and germs. Gnome was not a one-off.
Screenshot of SD governor Larry Rhoden’s Facebook page where in one post he talks about the severe storm damage to the SD community of Huron, but says “Unfortunately, the continued weather system today won’t allow for my planned arrival in Huron.”
Within the same hour, the next post above he says “tonight I’m honored to share the stage with president Donald J Trump as we ring in America’s 250th”
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NotZenYet 🐸🚫👑 @notzenyet.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
My dog is obviously a woman
A black lab is staring intently at a string cheese stick
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NotZenYet 🐸🚫👑 @notzenyet.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Trying to decide what this looks like a map of, with those lovely greens and jagged peeling blues
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NotZenYet 🐸🚫👑 @notzenyet.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Was pleasantly shocked - renewed my passport online, did not expedite it, and had it arrive in less than 2 weeks. Hubby’s, however, has not yet. Wonder if that means they are trying to get rid of me…😂
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NotZenYet 🐸🚫👑 @notzenyet.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Just when I think 19 has started to turn the corner on her life, she dives off another cliff. Found out she was arrested last night via the internets - no contact from her as of yet. No one warns you enough that parenting gets way harder than 3 am diaper changes
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NotZenYet 🐸🚫👑 @notzenyet.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
I think I can hear NYC from my house
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NotZenYet 🐸🚫👑 @notzenyet.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Ok, now you can
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NotZenYet 🐸🚫👑 @notzenyet.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Do. Not. Foul.
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NotZenYet 🐸🚫👑 @notzenyet.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Not me loving that all their delays led to the rest of us getting a glorious present on his birthday weekend - now just hoping for torrential rains tomorrow 🤞
Screenshot of the CSPAN app broadcasting a live program to show the removal of Trump’s name from the Kennedy Center
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NotZenYet 🐸🚫👑 @notzenyet.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Ok, but has anyone tried to come up with a list of 22? I mean, even including vision, dental, hearing, feet, I’m struggling to get to that number without getting into onco-specialties
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NotZenYet 🐸🚫👑 @notzenyet.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Hot damn! Didn’t think it could happen, but if anyone could, had to be the Knicks in the garden!
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NotZenYet 🐸🚫👑 @notzenyet.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
“I was watching that” -Cheeto, probably
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Madhu Pai, MD, PhD @madhupai.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
We need to make sure this editorial goes viral Misguided Brushes of a Pen Continue to Dismantle and Destroy Biomedical Research in the United States: We Can No Longer Afford Complacency and Fear. We Must All Act Now! diabetesjournals.org/care/article...
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NotZenYet 🐸🚫👑 @notzenyet.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
How hard is it as a provider to renew your DEA license in a timely manner 🙄 At any given time I am responsible for a minimum of 6 licenses and have never missed one. But go ahead and tell me it’s my job to call patient’s insurance to fix each claim because I certainly have nothing better to do
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NotZenYet 🐸🚫👑 @notzenyet.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Few things try my patience quite like the Optum automated pharmacy help desk
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NotZenYet 🐸🚫👑 @notzenyet.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Wow. The man was younger than me, with two young kids. As much as we all are finding it hard to believe this quickly, imagine what it must be like for those kids.
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NotZenYet 🐸🚫👑 @notzenyet.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
This is the proof that young broke me needed to show that after high school, money can’t buy your way into the cool kids crowd 😂
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NotZenYet 🐸🚫👑 @notzenyet.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Silly Russia - the real way to win the hearts and minds of Bluesky is to hack the student loan databases and clean house 😂
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NotZenYet 🐸🚫👑 @notzenyet.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Sounds like Bluesky came down with a case of the Mondays
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a man and a woman are standing next to each other and the woman is saying sounds like someone has a case of the mondays
Alt: Scene from the movie Office Space where the overly cheerful receptionist tells one of the main characters “Sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays”
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NotZenYet 🐸🚫👑 @notzenyet.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Look at me being all grown up and doing my CE before my license renewal month 😂
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a man is standing in front of a sign that says ' usted leadership for a stronger america '
Alt: Jeb Bush speaking in front of a crowd during his 2016 presidential primary run and saying “please clap” and then getting the applause he asked for
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NotZenYet 🐸🚫👑 @notzenyet.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Happy trazzy dog season to all who celebrate ⛈️
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NotZenYet 🐸🚫👑 @notzenyet.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
People yearn for “it’s mine” - ownership of physical copies >>> streaming what’s rented
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Marc Veldhoen @marcveld.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
For those interested in an overview. Hantavirus cluster linked to cruise ship travel, Multi-country www.who.int/emergencies/...
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Hantavirus cluster linked to cruise ship travel, Multi-country
On 2 May 2026, a cluster of passengers with severe respiratory illness aboard a cruise ship was reported to the World Health Organization (WHO). At that time, according to the ship operator, 147 passe...
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NotZenYet 🐸🚫👑 @notzenyet.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
I can’t imagine what could be pitting other Christians against mega church evangelicals this time 👀 They have such a good record of using their Bible to guide their spending
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NotZenYet 🐸🚫👑 @notzenyet.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
I’m just a girl waiting her turn for the gas station pump hoping I make it through the line before the tanker quits filling and the price goes up
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NotZenYet 🐸🚫👑 @notzenyet.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Thank goodness they weren’t here for the brain softening effects of Alf hog
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Wendy N. Wagner 🎃 @wnwagner.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
A note I found yesterday while walking in Portland.
Handwritten note taped to a power pole that reads: if you promise to stay alive just a little bit longer I promise that we are going to make this world a place worth living in by any means NECESSARY. I ain't giving up. I swear.
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NotZenYet 🐸🚫👑 @notzenyet.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
You know you are in Vegas when your bathroom stall comes with a double cup holder 😂
A tiled bathroom stall wall with a metal double cup holder mounted to the wall
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NotZenYet 🐸🚫👑 @notzenyet.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Apparently not only the mom and pop shops struggle with editing - even my beloved Eggslut struggles 😂
Bottom corner of a menu display that states “please notify your sever of any food allergies you may have.”
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NotZenYet 🐸🚫👑 @notzenyet.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Can’t say I’ve ever had that beverage before…
A drive thru menu that lists “Popsi” as the first fountain drink option
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NotZenYet 🐸🚫👑 @notzenyet.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
I hate this timeline where a news story comes on vaguely referring to a raccoon body part and I yell out “it’s a penis”
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NotZenYet 🐸🚫👑 @notzenyet.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Any time I spend much time traveling the interstates, I can’t help but think about how much the “American independent spirit” hurt continued railway development and modernization, and how much more efficient it would be for shipping goods at the very least
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